My master is invincible
Chapter 500 Collecting Birds
Chapter 500 Collecting Birds (24)
As the saying goes, men can be cowardly and timid at certain times.However, sometimes even if you are afraid in your heart, you can't be coaxed anymore. This is related to the dignity of a man.
At the moment, I couldn't care less that the bodyguard was taller than me, so I grabbed him with one hand and pinched him right by the throat. I only had one thought in my mind, to kill the person in front of me before I could see Su Mengke.
The bodyguard didn't seem to expect that I would resist, his face sank, he raised his hand and punched me in the face.
Frankly speaking, my physical fitness is quite poor, and it is obviously impossible to avoid his fist at close range.
So, I let his fist hit him down, and with all my strength, I grabbed his throat with one hand, screaming angrily.
With a 'bang' sound, he hit my face with his fist, excruciating pain. I only felt that the teeth in his mouth were a little loose, and some blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
"Draft the second grandma!" I yelled angrily, and the strength in my hand was getting stronger and stronger. The bodyguard who pinched rolled his eyes again and again, smashed his fist at me vigorously, and kept saying something I couldn't understand.
One punch, two punches, three punches. After the bodyguard punched me seven or eight times in a row, I felt terribly sore all over my body, and my bones were about to fall apart. Fortunately, my consciousness was very clear, so I just grabbed him by the throat.
"Let go!" The bodyguard, who didn't know where the strength came from, roared at me, took out a black electric baton from his waist, and smashed it down on my head.
Seeing this situation, I yelled inwardly, and immediately let go of his throat, grabbed his genitals with my left hand, and said angrily, "Move the fuck again."
As soon as the words fell, the bodyguard didn't dare to move, and immediately threw the electric baton in his hand, looked at me bitterly, and said: "There is something to discuss, it is easy to discuss."
"Discuss Nima!" I exerted a little force on my hand, and saw that the bodyguard's face turned blue all of a sudden, and his mouth kept trembling, and said, "Chen Jiu, for the sake of our lady, I hope you will stay with me." …bird."
"Grass!" I'm so mad, I'm usually bullied because of funerals, because I don't want to disturb the peace of the deceased, and it's fine if I suffer a little bit of grievance.After all, the dead are the greatest, and it's okay for us Eight Immortals to suffer a little bit of grievance, as long as the dead can go through the last life with peace of mind.
This time I came here to sabotage the marriage, how could I wrong myself.At that moment, as soon as I exerted my strength, the bodyguard screamed again and again. The sound was really miserable, and my conscience couldn't bear to hear it.
"Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother, I made a mistake. I beg you to keep the bird in your hand. I still expect it to pass on to the family." When the bodyguard spoke, I could clearly hear his teeth chattering.
"Fuck, what the hell." I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth, raised my leg and kicked him in the chest, and punched him a few times in the chest and waist. It hit me in these positions.
The bodyguard must have been in pain, curled up, and let my fist hit him, saying a few words of thanks from time to time.
I understand why he thanked me, probably thanking me for letting go of his vaginal position.This can't be helped, on the side of the Miao people, the inheritance of the family is more important than everything else, even more so than in our Hengyang side. The reason why I let him go is also because of the four words he said.
I punched the bodyguard seven or eight times, and I was almost out of anger. I gave him a vicious look, ignored him, and pushed the door in.
After entering the door, there is a long corridor, about ten meters long, I was stunned for a moment, logically speaking, the gate of a general house is opposite to the main entrance, why did the main entrance be set at the end of the corridor in this house, that is, Right side of the whole house.
With doubts, I walked towards the end of the corridor. Not to mention, Su Mengke's marriage was quite grand. Even in the corridor, I could still hear the lively atmosphere in the room, all in Miao language, It should be a drink.
When I walked to the end, I looked up at the main entrance. There was a pair of happy couplets pasted on both sides of the main entrance. They were in gold letters on a red background.
Before I could look into the room, I was pulled by someone. I turned my head and saw that this man was a fat man. His body shape was comparable to that of Guo Fatty. His eyes were very small. Wearing a black suit, holding a goblet in his right hand and our Hengyang specialty Huiyanfeng beer in his left hand, he put his arm around my shoulder and said a sentence in Mandarin: "Brother, my baby is suffering, hurry up and have a few drinks with my baby." .”
As he spoke, he handed me the goblet, poured some beer into it, and said, "Brother, the baby doesn't say anything, it's all in the wine."
After he finished speaking, he started to drink heavily with a beer bottle. I saw tears in the corners of the fat man's eyes, and I must have been hit by something.
I was stunned for a moment, and didn't pay attention to him, so I looked into the room. This room is very big, about a hundred square meters, and the decoration is very nice. I don't know what it is decorated with. Knowing that this house is very beautiful, it gives people a feeling of coming to the queen mother's peach feast.
There are eight or nine tables in the room, the kind of Eight Immortals table, one table for eight people, all dressed in Miao costumes, the top is the master/seat, a big happy character is pasted on the back, and a The person is a man, of medium appearance, with dark skin, wearing a red wedding dress, and the seat next to him is empty.
I stared at the seat for a while, and if I guessed correctly, the man sitting at the table should be Su Mengke's marriage partner, Shi Rong, and as for the vacant seat, it should be Su Mengke.
That Shi Rong seemed to notice that I was looking at him, glanced at me, nodded at me, and shook his cup, meaning to drink a cup.
I was taken aback, he probably regarded me as Su Mengke's relative, so he was not polite, so he shook his wine glass at him and drank it down.
At this moment, the fat man wrapped around me, hugged my shoulder tightly, and said: "Brother, brother, hurry up, hurry up, hit me with a beer glass, and when it's done, I'll give you money, a lot of money."
When I heard this, I wondered, what's the matter with this fat man?He came to the wedding, why did you ask me to hit him?Could it be...
Thinking of this, I immediately asked him why.He said with a mournful face: "Brother, you don't know that the woman who gets married today is the goddess of the baby's dreams, and the man who gets married is the big brother of the baby."
"What?" I thought I had heard wrong, rubbed my ears vigorously, and asked, "What did you say?"
The fat man glared at me, with a hint of drunkenness in his words, and said, "Baby wants you to ruin this marriage, and don't let the baby's goddess marry that bastard."
(End of this chapter)
As the saying goes, men can be cowardly and timid at certain times.However, sometimes even if you are afraid in your heart, you can't be coaxed anymore. This is related to the dignity of a man.
At the moment, I couldn't care less that the bodyguard was taller than me, so I grabbed him with one hand and pinched him right by the throat. I only had one thought in my mind, to kill the person in front of me before I could see Su Mengke.
The bodyguard didn't seem to expect that I would resist, his face sank, he raised his hand and punched me in the face.
Frankly speaking, my physical fitness is quite poor, and it is obviously impossible to avoid his fist at close range.
So, I let his fist hit him down, and with all my strength, I grabbed his throat with one hand, screaming angrily.
With a 'bang' sound, he hit my face with his fist, excruciating pain. I only felt that the teeth in his mouth were a little loose, and some blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
"Draft the second grandma!" I yelled angrily, and the strength in my hand was getting stronger and stronger. The bodyguard who pinched rolled his eyes again and again, smashed his fist at me vigorously, and kept saying something I couldn't understand.
One punch, two punches, three punches. After the bodyguard punched me seven or eight times in a row, I felt terribly sore all over my body, and my bones were about to fall apart. Fortunately, my consciousness was very clear, so I just grabbed him by the throat.
"Let go!" The bodyguard, who didn't know where the strength came from, roared at me, took out a black electric baton from his waist, and smashed it down on my head.
Seeing this situation, I yelled inwardly, and immediately let go of his throat, grabbed his genitals with my left hand, and said angrily, "Move the fuck again."
As soon as the words fell, the bodyguard didn't dare to move, and immediately threw the electric baton in his hand, looked at me bitterly, and said: "There is something to discuss, it is easy to discuss."
"Discuss Nima!" I exerted a little force on my hand, and saw that the bodyguard's face turned blue all of a sudden, and his mouth kept trembling, and said, "Chen Jiu, for the sake of our lady, I hope you will stay with me." …bird."
"Grass!" I'm so mad, I'm usually bullied because of funerals, because I don't want to disturb the peace of the deceased, and it's fine if I suffer a little bit of grievance.After all, the dead are the greatest, and it's okay for us Eight Immortals to suffer a little bit of grievance, as long as the dead can go through the last life with peace of mind.
This time I came here to sabotage the marriage, how could I wrong myself.At that moment, as soon as I exerted my strength, the bodyguard screamed again and again. The sound was really miserable, and my conscience couldn't bear to hear it.
"Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother, I made a mistake. I beg you to keep the bird in your hand. I still expect it to pass on to the family." When the bodyguard spoke, I could clearly hear his teeth chattering.
"Fuck, what the hell." I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth, raised my leg and kicked him in the chest, and punched him a few times in the chest and waist. It hit me in these positions.
The bodyguard must have been in pain, curled up, and let my fist hit him, saying a few words of thanks from time to time.
I understand why he thanked me, probably thanking me for letting go of his vaginal position.This can't be helped, on the side of the Miao people, the inheritance of the family is more important than everything else, even more so than in our Hengyang side. The reason why I let him go is also because of the four words he said.
I punched the bodyguard seven or eight times, and I was almost out of anger. I gave him a vicious look, ignored him, and pushed the door in.
After entering the door, there is a long corridor, about ten meters long, I was stunned for a moment, logically speaking, the gate of a general house is opposite to the main entrance, why did the main entrance be set at the end of the corridor in this house, that is, Right side of the whole house.
With doubts, I walked towards the end of the corridor. Not to mention, Su Mengke's marriage was quite grand. Even in the corridor, I could still hear the lively atmosphere in the room, all in Miao language, It should be a drink.
When I walked to the end, I looked up at the main entrance. There was a pair of happy couplets pasted on both sides of the main entrance. They were in gold letters on a red background.
Before I could look into the room, I was pulled by someone. I turned my head and saw that this man was a fat man. His body shape was comparable to that of Guo Fatty. His eyes were very small. Wearing a black suit, holding a goblet in his right hand and our Hengyang specialty Huiyanfeng beer in his left hand, he put his arm around my shoulder and said a sentence in Mandarin: "Brother, my baby is suffering, hurry up and have a few drinks with my baby." .”
As he spoke, he handed me the goblet, poured some beer into it, and said, "Brother, the baby doesn't say anything, it's all in the wine."
After he finished speaking, he started to drink heavily with a beer bottle. I saw tears in the corners of the fat man's eyes, and I must have been hit by something.
I was stunned for a moment, and didn't pay attention to him, so I looked into the room. This room is very big, about a hundred square meters, and the decoration is very nice. I don't know what it is decorated with. Knowing that this house is very beautiful, it gives people a feeling of coming to the queen mother's peach feast.
There are eight or nine tables in the room, the kind of Eight Immortals table, one table for eight people, all dressed in Miao costumes, the top is the master/seat, a big happy character is pasted on the back, and a The person is a man, of medium appearance, with dark skin, wearing a red wedding dress, and the seat next to him is empty.
I stared at the seat for a while, and if I guessed correctly, the man sitting at the table should be Su Mengke's marriage partner, Shi Rong, and as for the vacant seat, it should be Su Mengke.
That Shi Rong seemed to notice that I was looking at him, glanced at me, nodded at me, and shook his cup, meaning to drink a cup.
I was taken aback, he probably regarded me as Su Mengke's relative, so he was not polite, so he shook his wine glass at him and drank it down.
At this moment, the fat man wrapped around me, hugged my shoulder tightly, and said: "Brother, brother, hurry up, hurry up, hit me with a beer glass, and when it's done, I'll give you money, a lot of money."
When I heard this, I wondered, what's the matter with this fat man?He came to the wedding, why did you ask me to hit him?Could it be...
Thinking of this, I immediately asked him why.He said with a mournful face: "Brother, you don't know that the woman who gets married today is the goddess of the baby's dreams, and the man who gets married is the big brother of the baby."
"What?" I thought I had heard wrong, rubbed my ears vigorously, and asked, "What did you say?"
The fat man glared at me, with a hint of drunkenness in his words, and said, "Baby wants you to ruin this marriage, and don't let the baby's goddess marry that bastard."
(End of this chapter)
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