My master is invincible

Chapter 504 Collecting Birds (28)

That Baobao Shi thought for a while, then glanced around and saw that no one was staring at us, then lowered his voice and said: "There are eight families in Phoenix City, and the Shi family where the baby lives is one of the eight families. According to a custom, if the resurrection technique fails, it means that the marriage is not favored by the heavens, and the days after marriage will not last long, either the woman's wife is Kefu, or the man's wife is dead, no matter what the situation is, the marriage cannot be consummated."

Hearing what he said, I was a little taken aback. There is such a saying that the Miao people get married?And can the dead rooster really come back to life?If this is the case, I am afraid that there are Miao people everywhere now, right?
I asked out the doubts in my heart.

He smiled slightly and said, "This resurrection technique is real. Only wizards with powerful magic power can succeed. Take this wizard in front of us as an example."

As he said that, he pointed to the wizard, and continued: "This man is a well-known wizard in Phoenix City. He has held resurrection techniques, and he has never failed. The eight of us like to call him when we have marriages. As for you? The resurrection of people, that is the ability of witch gods, how can ordinary people like us have such abilities."

Upon hearing this, I asked him again: "The Su family is so rich, why is the marriage so simple?"

After I said this, I immediately regretted it, Ma De, that Baby Shi obviously mistook me for being a relative of the Su family, and when I said this, I didn't tell him clearly that I was not a relative of the Su family.

However, thinking that he should know my identity, he didn't care too much.To put it bluntly, I am pretending to be confused with him now, and no one will point out anyone.

Facts have also verified that my thoughts are correct. After listening to my question, Shi Baobao was just stunned for a moment, and then said: "Only if the resurrection technique is successful, this marriage will be considered as the real beginning. Now it is considered an engagement. That's the real marriage."

I hummed, this so-called resurrection technique should be similar to our horoscope, which is to take the horoscope of both men and women to the fortune teller to calculate.

The reason why Baby Shi let me hit him is probably to destroy the so-called resurrection technique, only in this way can he have a chance to marry Su Mengke.If this is the case, this baby stone should have another trick.

Thinking of this, I took a deep look at Shi Baobao. He is also a fat man. Fatty Guo is much cuter than him, at least he is not scheming. But this fat man, who looks silly, is actually very dark in his heart.

"Brother, do you understand?" He pushed me, his tone was a little anxious, "The resurrection technique is about to start, hurry up and hit me!"

Hearing this, I didn't rush to hit him, but looked at the wizard. Sure enough, the wizard seemed to have rested enough. He took the clean water bowl with his right hand, and turned three times on the left and right on the heads of Su Mengke and Shi Rong. After turning around three times, he suddenly poured clear water on the cock.

In an instant, the whole scene was boiling, and there was a lot of praise, and I saw that the rooster actually... struggled from the table leg for about seven or eight seconds. Holding a copper nail, a few cock crows came out of his mouth.

Ma De, what the hell, he is actually alive. This... This is completely out of the knowledge I have learned. Just pouring a bowl of clear water dripping with blood can actually revive a dead rooster. This wizard is Did Da Luo go down to earth?
The answer is no, no matter from the perspective of numerology or science, all this is absolutely impossible. You must know that everything in the world is ordered by the sky, and must follow the common law of birth, old age, sickness and death.

But, the rooster in front of him is actually doing real work, how can this be explained?Is it true that as Baobao Shi said, the resurrection of the rooster proves that Su Mengke and Shi Rong have been together for a hundred years and are a natural couple?
Just as I was in a daze for a while, the baby stone shook my body vigorously, and said anxiously: "Brother, the resurrection technique has been successful, why don't you smash the baby, is it because you didn't do anything after collecting money? "

It’s okay that he didn’t speak, but when he said this, I was puzzled, his reaction seemed wrong, he said that the resurrection technique was very important earlier, but when the wizard resurrected the cock just now, he just shook me symbolically, There was no radical behavior, could it be...?
I sneered in my heart, raised my voice a little, and asked him: "The resurrection technique has been successful, is it still useful to hit you now?"

He froze for a moment, gave me a wry smile, and said, "Of course it's useful. I've already prepared for it. I'm done with this marriage."

As soon as he said that, he took my hand and threw it on his head.

Ma De, you want to piss me off, I cursed secretly, broke my hand vigorously, and said: "If you do this again, I will yell."

As soon as the words fell, the baby Shi let go of my arm and said coldly: "Brother, you are not being kind in doing this. You must know that you still have 300 yuan from the baby in your pocket."

Ok?
I was taken aback, smiled apologetically at him, and said, "Repay the money to you, I won't take this job."

"Boy, you're courting death!" His face darkened, and he grabbed my throat with his hand.

When I saw this situation, I was secretly happy, Ma De, finally turned my face.He was not polite to him, and with all his strength, he threw a wine bottle down on his forehead, and with a bang, the bottle shattered.

Immediately afterwards, he saw blood dripping from his forehead, dripping down. The amount of blood was really scary, and there was no way to do it. If you want to hit someone, hit hard, otherwise, this fat man will definitely not grow his memory. Thought I was lying.

"Fuck, Chen Jiu, you fucking fuck me." The baby Shi roared angrily, ignoring the blood on his head, and rushed towards me, looking like he was going to fight for my life.

I took a few steps back, and shouted at the top of my voice, "How the hell am I messing with you, obviously you let me smash it yourself, the uncle next to you, don't you think so?"

The reason why I asked that uncle was because I had deliberately raised my voice earlier, and that uncle should have heard my stone baby's conversation.

Sure enough, the uncle nodded immediately and said something in Hmong, which meant that I was right.

All of a sudden, the surroundings were boiling, one by one looked at me and Baobao Shi, and chattered some words that I couldn't understand.

Seeing this situation, I didn't intend to just let that baby Shi go, but took out the more than 7000 yuan he gave earlier, raised it into the air, and said, "This is the money given by Baobao Shi, let me destroy this a wedding."

As soon as I said this, the surrounding area became even more lively. I saw the woman on the top, that is, Shi Rong's mother, her complexion changed suddenly, and her eyes were fixed on Shi Baobao. Said: "Baby, your brother usually treats you well, so you repay your brother like this? Are you ruining your brother's marriage like this?"

Speaking of the last sentence, the woman roared out, which shows the anger in her heart.

(End of this chapter)