My master is invincible

Chapter 549 Collecting Birds (76)

At the moment, I watched Su Xiaolin for a long time, and I still couldn't believe his words in my heart. I subconsciously thought that he was pretending and acting. As the saying goes, once bitten by a snake, I am afraid of well ropes for ten years. This made me have to guard against it.

"Brother-in-law, why are you staring at me? Is there something dirty on my face?" Seeing me staring at him, Su Xiaolin asked in confusion.

I let it go, said it was okay, looked at Chen Tiannan again, and said, "Tiannan, will you be the best man later?"

He was taken aback, pointed at himself, and said, "Brother Nine, do you mean to let me be the best man?"

I nodded and was about to speak when Su Xiaolin's face darkened, "Brother-in-law, what do you mean, knowing that the best man is in danger, you still let your friend go? Isn't this a prostitute?"

As soon as these words came out, Chen Tiannan raised his hand and patted him, and said angrily: "You know what a p, Brother Nine must have his intentions for this arrangement, you wait here obediently for us to come back."

"No, my sister is getting married, and I must be the best man!" Su Xiaolin laid his body in front of Chen Tiannan, and said, "Brother Tian, ​​don't rob me, and brother-in-law, don't make random arrangements, everything will be as usual. "

When I heard this, I became more suspicious. Letting Chen Tiannan be the best man just now was to test Su Xiaolin, and the second was because the best man was always by my side during the yin marriage, and let Su Xiaolin, an unfamiliar person, follow me. I'm not at ease, having Chen Tiannan as the best man can make me feel more at ease, after all, we have a lifelong friendship.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Su Xiaolin said again: "Brother-in-law, you should say something!"

I shook my head and said in a deep voice, "Tiannan will be the best man, you wait here!"

After I finished speaking, I gave Chen Tiannan a wink, he came to understand, walked towards Su Xiaolin, and said while walking, "Xiao Linlin, it's not impossible to let you be the best man, unless..."

"Unless what?" Su Xiaolin leaned over.

"Unless Brother Nine is really married." Chen Tiannan's tone changed, he grabbed his arm, and immediately turned his arm away without saying a word. I was afraid that he would scream, so I picked up a piece of cloth and stuffed it into his mouth. tied him up with a rope.

After doing all this well, we both looked at each other and smiled, Chen Tiannan said: "Brother Nine, I haven't seen you for a few months, you've turned bad!"

I gave a wry smile and said, "Hey man, this is not a good best man, I'm afraid his life will be in danger. In my opinion, you and Su Xiaolin stay here, and I will go to greet the bride alone. Besides..."

He gave up, interrupted me, and said, "Ninth brother, if you treat me as a brother, don't say anything. If you don't treat me as a brother, I owe you my life when I was in Li Village. This time it's repayment." You are a favor."

Hearing this, I'm so fucking drunk, he's going to die, I wouldn't have said this if I had known.Ma De, it was just a stopgap measure to fool Su Xiaolin, but he didn't expect to fool Chen Tiannan into it.

"Ninth brother, it's decided like this. You will be your groom, and I will be my best man, and what's more! Whether it is a yin marriage or a normal marriage, today is a happy event. This is my little thought." He said, He took out a red envelope and handed it to me.

"You..." I looked at him, speechless for a while, took a sigh of relief, and took the red envelope, which was very thin, and should be 100 yuan.

"Hey!" He smiled weirdly at me and said, "Ninth brother, remember, you are my brother, brother of life and death."

I don't know why, but when I saw his smile, I was vaguely uneasy, thinking that his appearance was too sudden, why did he appear here out of nowhere?Could it be that he met Mr. Gao at the train station as he said?

Afterwards, the two of us discussed for a while, basically what etiquette should be paid attention to in Yin marriages, I told him that Aunt Lian is a lunatic, remember to stand behind me when you encounter threats, don't move forward recklessly, and told him that when welcoming the bride, Don't speak indiscriminately, it is easy to offend the ancestors of the Su family, so he nodded and agreed.

Soon, it was close to ten o'clock, we adjusted the dowry, and called the bodyguards at the door. As soon as the bodyguards came in, they saw Su Xiaolin tied up by us, and Song Zi said: "Chen Jiu, are you alive?" Tired of crooked? How dare you tie our young master."

To be honest, this question is hard to answer, and just as I was about to open my mouth, Chen Tiannan patted me on the shoulder, walked up to the bodyguards, handed each of them 1000 yuan, and said, "Everyone is asking for money when they go out. [-] is the hard work my little brother gave you."

That Songzi was taken aback for a moment, looked at the money in his hand, then at us, finally fixed his eyes on Su Xiaolin, and said, "You want us to betray the young master for eight thousand?"

Hearing this, Chen Tiannan smiled and said, "It's easy, and I'll give you one thousand each!"

After finishing speaking, he took out another bundle of RMB, counted twenty pieces from it, and handed over the rest of the money to the pine nut. Wallet, his wife carried so much cash with her?

Just when I was in a daze, that Songzi spoke up, and he said, "Boy, have you ever studied?"

We were stunned by this statement for a long time. We had no idea what he meant. If we were to say that we didn’t go to school, we at least went to high school. As far as we are born in the 80s, high school is not a unique culture, and it is always better than illiterate, isn’t it?
Suddenly, Chen Tiannan slapped his forehead with his palm and said, "Brother Songzi taught me that we really don't have many books, and the two thousand is to honor you."

When I heard this, I finally understood, the pine nuts were for money after a long time, and it was thanks to Chen Tiannan being here, otherwise with my brain, I wouldn't have understood what he meant for a long time.But then again, many times, I envy Chen Tiannan. This guy has a good family background, and he looks a bit handsome. I even said that I don’t understand what this guy wants. If it wasn't for his brain twitch, how could he be the coffin bearer.

Of course, this may be life. Everyone pursues a different life. Take me as an example. I focus on making money and improving the lives of my parents. Some people pursue excitement, like Chen Tiannan.

Afterwards, the group of bodyguards were bought by Chen Tiannan's [-]. They said they were bought, but in fact they were not completely bought. They were just asked to turn a blind eye to the matter of the best man. It's business as usual.

After the bodyguards packed up the money, I thanked Chen Tiannan, he shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently: "Brother Nine, you just value money too much, you have to know that money is not worth living Bring it, don’t take it away, why keep it? It’s better to spend it clean.”

I glared at him angrily, didn't speak to him again, and packed up the betrothal gifts with a group of bodyguards. Since there were a lot of betrothal gifts, I asked the pine nuts if there was any means of transportation. He almost died of anger when he said a word. He said, "Aunt Lian has prepared four horses, one of which you will ride, and the other three will carry the dowry."

Ma De, what a society, and the horses are used to carry the bride price. If this gets out, it might be on the local news.

At that moment, I glanced at the pine nut angrily, and asked him, "Did Aunt Lian say what happened to the best man?"

"Go over!" He replied, and took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket. The yellow paper was about the size of three fingers, and a line of words was written on it with a cinnabar pen. When he walked closer, it was written by Su Mengke. The birth date horoscope, however, there are four big characters behind the birth date horoscope that made me stunned. Those four characters are, 觜火鸟猎.

As soon as I saw these four words, I immediately went to the handbook that the old hero gave me. It mentioned that the fire bird is fierce. It is a symbol of longevity. Therefore, this bird is fierce and auspicious.

If there are other happy events, I would not be surprised to write these four characters after the birthday horoscope. The problem is Yin marriage. In three years, the Lord is bound to be lonely, and the buried soldiers die more because of this. In the year of Dingyin, people will kill people. If there are more than three funerals, one person will be poisoned and two people will die.

The general meaning of these words is that the four characters "Xi Su Niao Ji" are used in the white wedding ceremony, and within three years there will be only one person left in the master's family.

Therefore, when I saw those four characters, my face darkened. According to feng shui, Aunt Lian wrote these four characters after Su Mengke's birthday. I'm afraid she didn't have good intentions. She was cursing Su Mengke's family to die. There is only one person left, Ma De, what does the old witch mean?On the one hand, it is about resurrecting Su Mengke, and on the other hand, it is tampering with the birth date, which is so fucking contradictory.

Seeing that I looked at the yellow paper and said nothing, Song Zi said, "Aunt Lian said that this yellow paper must be placed on the best man. But, I cherish my own life even more. So, don't try to make any crooked ideas, this yellow paper must be carried on your body, if you don't listen, my seven brothers are not idlers, look at the 8000 yuan just now For the sake of this, let me remind you that Aunt Lian's identity is by no means as simple as what you have seen, she is a real living fairy in Wanming Pagoda."

Upon hearing this, I understood what he meant. I guess Aunt Lian specially entertained him when she gave the yellow paper, otherwise he would never have said such a thing.

At this point in my thoughts, I wanted to follow the words of that pine nut, but how could I know that he stopped at me and said, "Stop talking so much nonsense, put the yellow paper on it quickly, and don't force our brothers to be rough."

After speaking, he clenched his fists tightly and made a 'creak' sound.

"Is it okay to put it on me?" I asked tentatively.

"No, you have to put it on the best man." The pine nut replied lightly, and before we could react, he poured some 502 glue on the yellow paper, pasted the yellow paper on Chen Tiannan's back, and said, "That's it, The time is coming, you two get ready, Ah Hua, you four go out and bring the horse over, A Ming, you guys move the dowry out, Ah Zheng, you stay in the tent and set off firecrackers, remember, we are leaving Set off a short packet of firecrackers, and set off a large circle of firecrackers when you come back. In addition, there are dozens of barrels of fireworks behind the tent, and they will be set off together when you come back.”

After finishing speaking, the bodyguard named A Hua led a few people out, and A Ming and the others began to carry the bride price. As for Na Ah Zheng, he found a firecracker in the corner. The firecracker was very short, and it probably sounded for a few seconds. It's gone. In our side, this kind of firecrackers only sell for one yuan a piece.

Soon, all the things that should be prepared were ready. I asked Na Songzi if he wanted to change the clothes of the best man. He said that it was not necessary, let us be honest, and he would take care of us for the sake of money.

I hummed and thanked him again.

Afterwards, the few of us walked out of the tent. The night outside was so thick that you couldn’t see your fingers. Fortunately, a kerosene lamp was hung on the left and right ends of the flower bridge, which allowed me to barely see the road. They arranged for four people to lift the flower bridge, and asked me to ride in the front on horseback, the remaining horses were escorted by those bodyguards, and Chen Tiannan followed me on foot.

When we were all ready, the bodyguard named Ah Zheng looked at the time and shouted: "The road is open, the road is open, and there must be a road. Today, on a good day, Chen Jiu from Hengyang, Hunan, welcomes you People like Su Mengke, mandarin birds face each other, and they have a good relationship for a hundred years."

After shouting this, he slammed the tent three times and lit a firecracker.

Suddenly, there was a burst of crackling firecrackers.

With the sound of firecrackers, our group walked towards the Su family ancestral hall. It is worth mentioning that there were no such things as playing, playing, playing and singing on the Yinmarriage Road, but I could vaguely hear the sound of suona.

(End of this chapter)