My master is invincible

Chapter 564 Collecting Birds (91)

Hearing what Chen Tiannan said, I frowned and said to him, "Don't go too far."

He nodded, said that he understood, and brought a pair of tweezers, grabbed the bodyguard's nails, smiled, and said, "Big brother, if you pull out your nails by the roots, what do you think will happen? "

The bodyguard shook his head vigorously, bean-like sweat dripped out, and he kept moaning, probably because he was afraid.As the so-called ten fingers connect to the heart, if the nails were really pulled out by the roots, it would be enough for him to drink a pot.

Seeing this situation, I patted Chen Tiannan on the shoulder and signaled him that it was okay.

He sighed, rewarded a second uncle on the bodyguard's head, and scolded: "You're so fucking useless, nine years of compulsory education taught you the word surrender?"

"Okay, as long as you talk too much, he just uses people's money to do things for others, and he is not a diehard loyalist in ancient times, so how can he have so much backbone." I glared at him and ignored him.

Afterwards, I took out the red cloth from the bodyguard's mouth, and without talking nonsense to him, I asked him, has the old witch been here?He nodded immediately and said, "I've been here, it seems that I let the young master eat something."

Upon hearing this, my complexion changed, it really was the old witch's fault, no wonder the boy peeing just now was useless.Ma De, even his own son, is he still a human being? She is simply inferior to a pig and a dog. How could a mother with such behavior revive Su Mengke.

At that moment, I immediately ran to Su Xiaolin. I promised Su Mengke that she would take good care of her younger brother and never let him die. Otherwise, I would really have no face to live on.

However, I don't know anything about Gu, so I don't know how to save him, so I had to find a red string and tie Su Xiaolin up, for fear that he would kill himself by biting his tongue and stuff his mouth with something.

The strange thing is that when I tied him up, Su Xiaolin didn't show any resistance. He just stared at the swallow in his hand. The swallow was also very well-behaved, and just stayed in his hand quietly without moving. If its eyes were not open, I would even suspect that the swallow was dead.

After finishing all this, Chen Tiannan asked me what to do with the swallow. According to my original temperament, I would definitely let it go.However, when I thought of the thousand-year-old swallow's nest, I felt ruthless and said: "Kill it, burn its body with fire."

Then Wang Chuyao couldn't bear it, and said from the side: "Brother Jiu, let it go!"

"No way!" I refused her request straight away, and what she wanted to say, I quickly stopped at her and said, "That's the decision, just take care of Meng Ke."

After I finished speaking, I started to make trouble.As the saying goes, yin marriages and yin marriages can only be married for a reason, so Su Mengke's death is more or less related to me. In Buddhist terms, this is the cause planted in the previous life.What troubles me is the marriage word on the yin marriage. Earlier, the old witch said that Qingxuanzi should hold a yin marriage for me and Su Mengke, but now the old witch doesn't even have a shadow, let alone Qingxuanzi.

I thought about taking advantage of this opportunity to let Su Mengke die in peace, but the yin marriage is halfway through, if it is suddenly broken, it will not be good for Su Mengke's next life.However, if I continue to put her body here, I always feel that something will happen. As for what will happen, I don't know, but I know that this feeling is very strong.

Just when I was in trouble, Chen Tiannan smiled and carried the swallow and walked out, probably to burn the swallow.

About a minute later, Wang Chuyao suddenly screamed and said in panic, "Brother Jiu, look at him, look quickly, he's about to die."

Hearing this, I was taken aback for a moment, and immediately looked towards the place she was pointing at, only to see Su Xiaolin twitching all over, with white foam constantly overflowing from the corners of his mouth.

Grass, the old hag played tricks on the swallow.

I cursed secretly, and immediately ran out of the tent, shouting fiercely while running: "Don't burn the swallows, stop quickly."

"Brother Nine, what's the matter?" Chen Tiannan looked at me blankly. There was a small fire under his feet with a swallow on it.

I didn't answer his question, I strode up to him, extinguished the fire, and then picked up the swallow to have a look, a lot of feathers on it were burned off, but a pair of eyes were still wide open, which surprised me. Strangely, the red mark on the swallow's forehead became more and more red.

Ma De, could it be the reason for the red seal?

I reached out and wiped the red mark, but it couldn't be wiped off.I suddenly remembered what Joyce told me before. At that time, she lived in my house and told me a lot about the customs of the Miao people. One of the ways to relieve the poison is to use saliva and swear words, saying that it can solve part of the poison. .

With the attitude of giving it a try, I spit some saliva on Yanzi's forehead, and cursed: "Which wicked ghost used poison to harm my brother, he will be struck by the thunder sooner or later."

While cursing, I wiped Yanzi's forehead. Needless to say, this method worked, and the red mark immediately began to fade.

Seeing this, I felt relieved, and shouted into the tent, "Chu Yao, let's see if Su Xiaolin's condition has improved?"

"Ninth brother, it's not good, he started to vomit black water." Wang Chuyao replied.

Hearing this, my heart tightened. Is this method useless? I stuffed the swallow into Chen Tiannan's hand, and ran into the tent. I saw that Su Xiaolin's limbs twitched more violently, and the corners of his mouth began to overflow. It was black like rice grains, and it didn't look like blood, but it stinks outrageously, and it also mixed with the smell of rotting corpses.

"He won't spit out his lungs?" Wang Chuyao frowned.

I glared at her and said angrily, "Can you say something auspicious?"

She nodded, wondering: "Then what did he vomit?"

I was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer her question, so I simply ignored her, but reached out to poke Su Xiaolin's nose, annoyed, and rolled his eyelids again, no different from a normal person.

Strange, looking at this phenomenon, he should be fine, why would he spit out that black thing.

At this moment, Su Xiaolin's actions made me completely relieved. He actually made a murmuring sound. As soon as I removed the red cloth from his mouth, I heard him say: "Brother-in-law, Why are you tying me up? Ah, it hurts."

When I heard this voice, I couldn't laugh or cry, Ma De, this kid is fine at last, otherwise, I really don't want to explain to Su Mengke.

Afterwards, I, Chen Tiannan, Wang Chuyao and Su Xiaolin stood by Su Mengke's side.During this period, Su Xiaolin naturally cried a lot, and the crying was so sad that Wang Chuyao burst into tears, while Chen Tiannan rubbed his eyes vigorously, saying that sand had blown into them.

To be honest, when I heard Su Xiaolin's cry, I was very bitter in my heart.However, when I thought about the fact that the old witch and Qingxuanzi hadn't come, and that the yin marriage would not progress, I became anxious. If the yin marriage was only halfway through, Su Mengke would definitely have problems in her next life.After all, after a person dies, the most important thing is "safety" and "wholeness". Anness refers to peace of mind, which is commonly referred to as closing one's eyes, and "fullness" means completeness, a complete body, and a complete funeral. To put it bluntly, after death, Therefore, since the Yin marriage has already begun, it must be complete.

Maybe no one can understand my ambivalence at that time, wishing to kill the old witch, but at the same time expecting her to send Qingxuanzi over, I can only use four words to describe my situation at that time, fidgeting.

In this torment, I waited for half an hour.During this period, my eyes never left the door, and I clenched my fists tightly. At the end of the ugly hour, there was a sound of footsteps outside the tent. I immediately walked towards the door, took a flashlight to shine not far away, and saw The old witch tied Qingxuanzi with a black rope, and the two walked side by side.

The old witch was very orthodox, wearing a black robe, with a black hat on her head, with two feathers inserted on the left and right sides of the hat. The feathers were of three colors, black, white and red crossed, which made me puzzled. What's more, she held a fan in her hand. The fan was completely black and seemed to be woven with swallow feathers. In the center of the fan was a totem of a red swallow.

When she got closer, I saw that her face was also painted in three colors, black, white and red. There was a red line on her forehead, about two fingers wide, and a black line on her nose, about one finger wide, where her chin was. It's a white strip, two fingers wide.

When the old witch saw me, she froze for a moment, then frowned and said, "Are you alive?"

As soon as I heard this, I immediately realized that the thousand-year-old red cloth was indeed hung by her, and she really wanted to kill me.However, what I can't figure out is that she tried every means to make me marry Su Mengke, but why did she want to kill me halfway?
At that moment, I smiled and said, "Thank you for your blessings, I saved my life, but you are always dressed like this because you intend to make a big show?"

She sneered, pushed Qingxuanzi in front of me, and said, "Chen Jiu, don't pretend to be with me. I'm going to put my words here today. If you're sensible, don't mind your own business. I can consider letting you go." .”

"Really?" I pretended to be pleasantly surprised, "You let Taoist Priest Qingxuanzi go together?"

She was taken aback, and laughed loudly: "Boy, don't play with your IQ in front of this deity, or you will die a miserable death." The last two words, her voice is particularly weird, giving people a very empty feeling.

I was about to speak when Qingxuanzi shook his head at me, signaling me not to annoy that old hag.

I nodded and didn't say anything more, and I was about to invite them in. How could I know that the bodyguard we threatened earlier rushed over, and he knelt down in front of the old witch and said, "Aunt Lian, Aunt Lian, pine nuts!" them…"

When I heard this, I said badly to myself. If I let him tell about Songzi, Songzi and the others would immediately rebel. In desperation, I thought of a way, and immediately patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I have written down your favor, and now the situation has changed a little, so don't rush to say it, when we are done, your benefits will be indispensable."

"What? What did you say?" He looked at me suspiciously.

I frowned, ignored him, and said to the old witch: "Let me leave this matter alone, let me and my brother die, and I will immediately let go and watch."

(End of this chapter)