My master is invincible

Chapter 567 Collecting Birds (94)

Hearing this, the old witch was stunned for a moment, then looked at me for about seven or eight seconds, then she suddenly laughed, very happily, "Hahaha, there really is immortality in this world, this deity My dream is about to come true, after more than ten years of hard work, it is finally coming to an end."

Hearing what she said, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart. If I got the wrong answer just now, I would be so unlucky. Fortunately, my luck is not bad, but I got it right.However, it’s not foolish. My answer was based on the four words of heaven and earth righteousness. The thousand-year-old pine tree is an auspicious tree, but the old witch raised a group of swallows that cannibalize people in the tree’s heart. This is against the law of heaven, and there should be influences.

Afterwards, the old witch treated me a little more kindly, and asked me a few more questions about immortality, and I told her one by one, but the questions I answered generally agreed with what she was doing now.Originally, I wanted to ask her about the person who looked like me, but when I mentioned that person, her attitude immediately changed, which almost drove me crazy.

We chatted for about ten sentences, and seeing the old witch asking endlessly, I became impatient, so I urged her, "The time of ugliness is over, if you don't marry in the dark, I'm afraid the human escape will become invalid. "

She was taken aback, nodded quickly, and said, "You're right, it's time for a yin marriage."

I was overjoyed, why did this old witch become so talkative all of a sudden?Could it be that the brain was burned out by immortality?

With this kind of doubt, I asked tentatively: "According to San Dun, Su Xiaolin doesn't need to sacrifice. Look, can you let him go?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she raised her head and glanced at me, her face darkened, "Three escapes are the method of escape, while Su Xiaolin is Qi, the third escape is the Qi, otherwise, my immortal body will be affected .”

When I heard this, I no longer knew what words to use to describe her. I felt that the old witch had become a demon. There was probably only one idea in her mind, which was immortality. As for other things, I am afraid that they are not so important anymore.

There is no way, when a person is obsessed with something, no matter how the outside world discourages him, he is at a loss.As a certain news said, a certain teenager chopped his biological parents to death with a kitchen knife for ten yuan to play games online. As the saying goes, a dragon has nine sons, each of which is different. This may be due to personality, or it may be something. Stimulating to the depths of his heart, he committed such a heinous crime.

And Aunt Lian's situation is similar to that of a teenager in the news, who firmly believes in immortality, or maybe a fortune teller told her when she was a child that only a 16-year lifespan made her temperament change drastically.To be honest, I really want to know who told her fortune when she was a child. Did the fortune teller deliberately say this to cheat money, or is it true that she is only 16 years old?It's still a mystery.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the old witch said again: "Chen Jiu, it seems that you, like me, believe that there is immortality in this world. I can consider letting you leave the Wanming Pagoda, and even transfer all the property of the Su family. To your name, in return, you must help this deity perform the three escapes with all your strength, once this deity succeeds, this deity can use the same method to revive Susu for you."

I smiled, neither agreeing nor objecting, I am not crazy, I am not so stupid as to believe that there is resurrection and immortality in the world, so I said to her: "First marry the yin marriage and then discuss the rest."

She thought about it and said, "That's fine!"

Because the old witch believed my words, all of us started to hold a yin marriage. I first untied the rope on Qingxuanzi's arm, and then asked the old witch to find a way to repair the sunken place of Su Mengke. She agreed without any hesitation. down.However, the method she used made me a little disgusted. She stuffed some Gu worms into Su Mengke's body. I asked her if this was defiled the corpse. She said that her Gu worms could better protect Su Mengke's human skin. I didn't believe it at first, but she said something that convinced me, she said: "The reason why the mummy can be preserved for thousands of years is that there are some palms (zong, lv) in the body, and a Gu worm like me is more powerful than me." That palm is stronger."

Ok!I am lacking in this aspect, and she is a master of Gu, so she should understand better than me. Besides, since she has already prepared for a formal yin marriage, she should not tamper with Su Mengke's corpse again.

Not to mention, after the old witch put the Gu worm in, the top of Su Mengke's head immediately protruded, and it looked the same as before.What confuses me is that the scar on Meng Ke's face, together with the previous gunshot wound, makes her whole face look extraordinarily hideous.As for Su Mengke's love of beauty, it must be inappropriate to have a yin marriage like this. In desperation, I found some glue to stick the cut scar together.

At first glance, it looks better than before, but compared to Su Mengke's previous appearance, this face can only be described as horrible.

Seeing this, I felt a little astringent in my heart, with an indescribable sadness, and felt that fate seemed to have played a joke on her, giving her a rich family, but not a pair of normal parents.Maybe, this is life, or maybe, the wronged debts of the father's generation are passed on to her, as the saying goes, the father's debt is paid by the son, maybe this is the truth!
After fixing Su Mengke's face, I felt a little depressed, so I asked Chen Tiannan to help them arrange things like the altar, while I found a corner, squatted down, took out a cigarette, lit it quietly, and took a deep breath. A few sips, until then, I did not understand a word, what a man smokes is not the taste, but the trouble, but the bitterness.

After smoking three or four cigarettes, Qingxuanzi called me, "Xiao Jiu, the altar is ready, and the ceremony can begin."

I threw away the cigarette butt, stood up, looked at Qingxuanzi, and saw a small Eight Immortals table in front of him, with a few simple tributes on it, two photos at the front, one black and white, One is a color photo, the black and white photo is Su Mengke's appearance before he was alive, and the color photo is mine. In the photo, I am wearing a light blue shirt, which is what I looked like when I was in Quyang. Presumably, this photo was taken by Su Mengke before.

Between the two photos is an incense burner with three sticks of incense stuck in it. The incense is not lit, and a piece of red silk is placed beside it.

I sighed, and walked towards Qingxuanzi, just in front of him, he pointed to the red silk and said, "Xiao Jiu, tie the red silk to the photo, one on each side, don't tie a knot."

I understood what he meant, and tied the photo with red silk, which means that the old man is holding the red thread. Without even thinking about it, I tied the silk immediately, one end was tied to my photo, the other end was tied to Su Mengke's photo,

After doing this well, Qingxuanzi handed me a live rooster and asked me to hold it in my hand, saying it was to ward off evil spirits.

For this, the old witch was quite critical, she snatched away the rooster, broke the neck of the rooster without saying a word, then handed the rooster to me, saying: "Since it is a yin marriage, how can I use a living thing."

As soon as I heard this, I became angry. If you are married in the shade, you will hold a live rooster. This way, one can ward off evil spirits, and the other is that the rooster has strong yang energy and can drive away some bad luck.After all, shady marriages are a mixture of red and white weddings and happy events, and to a large extent they will be biased towards the white ones. This leads to some strange things happening during the yin marriage process, and even murders. The role of the rooster is to deter nearby people. Lonely ghosts, so that they dare not come to make trouble.

Now the rooster gets killed by the old hag and it makes me pissed off.At that moment, I asked her in a cold voice: "I am also a living thing, do you want to kill me too?"

(End of this chapter)