My master is invincible

Chapter 569 Collecting Birds (98)

Seeing that I agreed to the three questions, Qingxuanzi cleared his throat, shook his Taoist robe again, and said, "Look at the groom, he has a great physique, his feet are as strong as a thousand pounds, and he is majestic and majestic. Shout out, Sanshan!" The Five Sacred Mountains echo each other, stomping their feet, swaying in all directions, fighting tigers on Jingyang Ridge, capturing dragons and turning huge waves in the East China Sea, jumping over cliffs on Langya Mountain, galloping on the plain Li Zongyang, bandit dens on Weihu Mountain, liberating Nanjing and crossing the river, The bombing of the bunker on Shangganling shocked the world and made it famous." (This passage is expressed in the form of a local ditty.)
After saying this, he smiled, took a look at me, and continued: "Last year, I just dropped out of school due to lack of money. I went up and down the mountain to cross the river, picked up manure to feed pigs, squatted and sifted chaff in winter, I have shed tears in the days of suffering, I have been beaten by ups and downs, and I am neither humble nor overbearing."

As he said that, he gave me a thumbs up and praised: "Look at him, he is so handsome with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he knocks a jingle, and he will never forget his glance. The big girl is dreaming when she sees it, and the old lady is jealous when she sees it. "

Hearing what he said, I was so embarrassed that I really wanted to strangle him to death, Mad, don't bring such a boast.But, then again, the so-called three questions, to put it bluntly, is to praise the bride and groom, as an old saying goes, the bride and groom are praised for their beauty, even if the bride and groom are extremely ugly, they have to praise, praise They are handsome, rich and powerful.

That Qingxuanzi directly ignored my embarrassment, snapped his fingers, and continued: "Don't look at the guy who is so handsome, he has a disgraceful history, he also has a bath with bare buttocks, and his forehead has a big bean bag, so he belongs to the third class." When I was young, I showed my face and peed on the bed three times in one night!"

As he spoke, he looked at me with a smile and asked, "Xiao Jiu, have you ever wet the bed?"

I glared at him, who didn't wet the bed when they were young?Just replied, "I was still young at that time."

As soon as these words came out, the people present burst out laughing and shouted, "Wet the bed again."

After about seven or eight seconds of fuss, Qingxuanzi gave up and continued: "Time flies, time flies, that little scandal doesn't matter, adults don't remember the faults of villains, who made it too stupid at that time, forget it, forget it Right! He was only two or three years old that year."

He shook his head while talking, coupled with his unique expression, it gave me an illusion that this Qingxuanzi could not be eating this kind of food, could he?Why are the expressions and movements so good?If he didn't apply for a TV host, he would really be blind to his talent.

Just when I was in a daze, that Qingxuanzi spoke again, and he said: "Now, the young man is an adult, handsome, high-spirited, with a bulging pocket and a long crotch. When a girl marries him, she only enjoys blessings and is not troubled, may I ask, Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer?"

I froze for a moment, a little confused about what Qingxuanzi meant?Ordinarily at this time, he should ask, Xiao Jiu, will you make Miss Su troublesome?Instead of asking, Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer?Although it's just a difference in address, there are two meanings here, one refers to Su Mengke, and the other refers to Wang Chuyao. After all, Wang Chuyao is standing beside me at this moment.

At that moment, I glanced at Qingxuanzi suspiciously, and gave him a wink, meaning to ask him what he meant.

He ignored me, but continued to ask: "Xiao Jiu, will you make the bride troublesome?"

Now, I really understood what he meant. He was talking about Wang Chuyao, and he didn't call Su Su Mengke the heroine of the shady marriage at all, but regarded Wang Chuyao as the heroine of the marriage.Shit, I'm a little angry, and I didn't care about Wang Chuyao's presence, so I asked Qingxuanzi, "Taoist, what do you mean? Do you still know how to respect the dead?"

He froze for a moment, then continued to ask: "Xiao Jiu, will you make the bride suffer?"

As he said that, he looked in the direction of the old witch, and made a slight movement towards me, roughly meaning to make me agree immediately.

For other things, I might listen to him, but I can't back down when it comes to Su Mengke's yin marriage. You must know that the yin marriage cannot be completed, and Mengke will have problems in her next life.

"Daoist, I hope you respect the dead." I said this to Daoist Qingxuanzi, and instead of looking at him, I looked at Su Mengke who was not far away. In my eyes, she was already my wife. No matter what happens, the heroine of the Yin marriage must be her, and this is what I owe her.

"Xiao Jiu...you..." Qingxuanzi was a little anxious, pointing to the sky, then to the ground, and finally to me.

Seeing his actions, I kind of understand what he means. He should be worried that the three escapes will gather together. To put it bluntly, he is worried that I will marry Su Mengke in a secret marriage, which is tantamount to helping the old witch gather the three escapes.

To be honest, I have thought about his worries in advance, and I also know that once the shady marriage occurs, the old witch will gather three escapes.However, there are some things I have to deal with. I can't let Su Mengke have problems in the next life. She has suffered enough, and I can't bear to see her suffer in the next life.Furthermore, the so-called gathering of the three dungeons, I have broken the Songna Ditun for thousands of years. As for the Tiandun, after the Yin marriage, I will find a way to break it. Only this human dungeon cannot be broken, because it is related to Su Mengke's next life.

At that moment, I shook my head at Qingxuanzi and said nothing, I believe he can understand me.

Sure enough, he sighed, and immediately asked, "Xiao Jiu, will you make Su Mengke suffer?"

I nodded, and said in a deep voice: "The sky is falling apart, the stars are changing, and the ideal remains the same."

As soon as the words were finished, the old witch suddenly spoke. She walked over with a smile and said, "It's a good sentence. My heart has not changed. I have been waiting for you for most of the night."

I was taken aback, what did she mean?This yin marriage is not over yet, why is she running here?make trouble?
Thinking of this, my complexion darkened, and I said to her: "Gu Lian, the Yin marriage is not over yet, your behavior is thoughtless."

"Hehe!" She sneered, "What kind of shady marriage, what I want is for you to express your love in the wedding hall."

I don't understand what she means, people have to rely on the red and white atmosphere of yin marriages to escape, but what she means is that they only need to confess their love in the wedding hall?How is this going?Could it be... what if she is his lover?Impossible, absolutely impossible, if this is the case, she doesn't need to go to such lengths to create a yin marriage, she only needs to complain to me, and she can achieve her desired goal.

I suppressed the thoughts in my heart and asked her, "What do you mean by that?"

She sneered again and again, "Chen Jiu, Chen Jiu, do you really think I'm a fool? Do you really think I believe what you said? I tell you that what I want is very simple. You just need to confess to Susu. In this way, Yin Qi can be gathered, Yin can be used to suppress Yang, and then Gu worms can be used to breed turbid Qi, and people can escape. As for the escape from the sky and the escape from the earth, hehe."

(End of this chapter)