My master is invincible

Chapter 606 Wind Burial (25)

"Not dead?" Shi Liu frowned a little deeper, stretched out his hand into the coffin, and said in a deep voice: "It's really not dead."

As soon as these words came out, several other people put their hands into the coffin one after another, probed Wang Chuyao's breath, frowned and remained silent.

Compared with their silence, there was one person who was particularly active, and this person was talking very satirically about the woman. She first looked into the coffin symbolically, and then sneered again and again, saying: "Boy, since she is not dead, you Why put her in a coffin?"

As she spoke, she thought for a while, and continued: "Could it be that you put the living people in coffins to win our sympathy? Boy, let me tell you, don't pay attention to this, we don't care about those who pretend to be pitiful." Sympathy."

"Erhua, shut up, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Shi Liu seemed to be unable to stand the woman, and gave her a vicious look, then turned to look at me, trying to say something, but in the end he didn't speak.

In an instant, the entire tent fell silent.

At this moment, the woman who proposed to enter the tent spoke up, she frowned and said, "It looks like the deceased is looking for someone to be buried with him, but what I don't understand is why Su Mengke asked her to be buried with him?"

"Yes! Why did you find her to be buried with you?" the woman named Erhua said.

I thought for a while, these people are people of status in Wanming Pagoda, and there are many things passed down from their ancestors. They should be better than me, a fledgling kid, in terms of knowledge, so I plan to discuss it with them.

At that moment, I didn't hide anything, so I told them: "The reason why Meng Ke asked her to be buried with her is probably because they corresponded with each other, which gave birth to Yan Qi, and it was Yan Qi who made Meng Ke find her to be buried with her. I don’t want to set up the mourning hall in another place, but this coffin is placed here, and it can’t be moved at all, let alone carried away.”

"Can't you move?" Wizard Ma, who had never spoken, asked.

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to break the coffin, and said in a deep voice, "It's so heavy, it probably weighs over a thousand catties."

As soon as the words fell, several other people imitated Wizard Ma and broke the coffin, saying the same thing, "It's so heavy, it's probably over a thousand catties."

For a moment, they fell into silence again, no one spoke, even Erhua rarely shut up, with a serious expression on his face.

"Everyone, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Seeing that they were silent, I asked.

That Shiliu nodded, first glanced at me, then at the others, and said, "Everyone, what do you think?"

"There is only one reason why the coffin can't be moved. It may be that the deceased is unwilling to leave here. As for the matter of being buried with him, I'm afraid it's just like what the young man said. It's because of some kind of anger." This is what another woman said. of.

"I think so. Generally, strange things rarely happen in funerals, unless they are under a certain aura and some other reasons will cause abnormalities. Now that the coffin is placed here and cannot be moved, it means that this is a good place. The deceased is unwilling. leave."

"I agree with the two opinions. As the saying goes, the deceased should be satisfied. In this case, the deceased should be satisfied as much as possible."

"Yes, the satisfaction of the deceased is the most important thing, but then again, were we too ruthless before? Su Mengke is also a member of Wanming Pagoda. We should be honest with each other and let her hold the funeral here. .”

"That's right! I was ruthless before. Su Mengke should be allowed to hold the funeral in this tent. It's best to put the tomb in the tent."

Listening to their discussion, I was very puzzled, their attitude changed too quickly, right?Just over ten minutes ago, a group of people gathered to drive us out, but now they agree to hold Meng Ke's funeral here?I am not dreaming, am I?
I rubbed my face vigorously, not dreaming, they really agreed to let Su Mengke hold the funeral here, as for the reason, I asked Shi Liu, she only said two words, "Lu Di."

I didn't understand the meaning of these words, so I asked her, "What Ludi?"

She said: "Some married women, after death, no matter where they are buried, everything will go wrong in the husband's family. Only when they are buried in the mother's house, the husband's family will have better luck. It is called 'Lu Di', which is beneficial to the feng shui of her natal family. It is said that in the third year after the woman is buried, that 'Lu Di' will become a treasure land of Feng Shui. As long as someone is buried near the woman, she will be able to gain some glory , I dare not say that it is guaranteed to get promoted and get rich, at least the body will be abnormally healthy."

After listening to her explanation, I suddenly realized that those people's attitudes changed so quickly not because of the so-called fellow villagers, but because of their own interests.

After thinking about it, I felt like I was turning over and over again, so I planned to ridicule them, coughed softly twice, and said: "Cough...cough, since you don't agree to set up the mourning hall here, I will find a way to move the coffin later." Let's go, don't bother everyone."

"Don't! It's not troublesome at all. On the contrary, we welcome you to hold a funeral here." The second flower said immediately when she heard that the coffin was about to be removed.

"Yes, Chen Jiu, if you set up the mourning hall here, we Wanming Tower villagers can also join in the fun, so that Su Mengke won't leave poorly." The Ma wizard persuaded.

"Really?" I glanced at them and said, "Didn't you just drive me away?"

"That's nonsense, angry words, don't put it on your body!" As he said, the hemp wizard took out a cigarette and handed it to me, and continued: "Come on, come on, come on, little brother must have worked hard these days. A pack of cigarettes makes you smoke to relieve fatigue."

I glanced at the cigarette in his hand, it was a dark blue shell, with a crown like a hat on the top of the cover, and three words dotted underneath, King Furong.To be honest, I have never seen this kind of cigarette, but I heard from Fatty Guo that this kind of cigarette is Diamond Furong King, and it seems to cost 1000 yuan a piece.

It may be a problem in the industry. Since I became the Eight Immortals, I have an almost abnormal hobby for cigarettes, especially when faced with good cigarettes, I have no immunity at all.

At the moment, how could I be polite to him, took the cigarette, reluctantly said: "If this is the case, let's set up the mourning hall here!"

"That's right! This is the good son-in-law of our Wanming Pagoda. Turn around, Uncle Ma will bring you a cigarette like this. However, Uncle Ma has to make a small request for you." The Ma wizard said.

I froze for a moment and asked him what little request he had.

He smiled and said, "You have to keep this piece of land next to Su Mengke for me."

"Why?" I wondered.

"Don't worry about this, as long as you write my name on red paper and put it on..."

As he said that, he looked at the place where the coffin was placed, and pointed to not far away with his finger, "Put it there, dig another hole, and bury the red paper in it."

I looked along where he pointed, and the place he pointed was about two meters away from the coffin. I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him, "Why did you put it there?"

The Ma wizard was about to speak, when Erhua next to him spoke, and she said, "Little brother, don't believe what old Mazi said, he is trying to buy you off with a cigarette, he's too stingy, how about it! I'll give it to you." You take five of those cigarettes, and you leave that place to me."

Now, I finally understand what they mean. I have been fiddling for a long time, and I dare to believe that they are giving myself a grave ahead of time.

In this regard, I ignored them and looked at the other four. The four of them kept frowning, their faces darkened a little scary.

"Madam Shi, who are you?" I asked Shi Liu.

"The land is good, but... there may be some problems with the burial," she said.

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"The deceased put safety first, but Su Mengke wanted to find someone to be buried with him. The Yan Qi you mentioned is one reason, but the more important reason is that the deceased is unwilling to reconcile and wants to make trouble." As she spoke, she turned towards the direction of the coffin walked over.

When I heard this, I was taken aback, not reconciled?I remember Su Xiaolin said that Meng Ke was willing to die for the old witch, how could she be unwilling?

ps: I wish everyone a happy April Fool's Day. By the way, I would like to ask you for a few monthly tickets, thank you! ! !

(End of this chapter)