My master is invincible

Chapter 609 Wind Burial (28)

"Being a villain?" Lang Gao was surprised, and said, "Chen Jiu, what are you planning to do? It can't be... kill Miss Wang, right?"

I shook my head and said: "It's really not possible, I can only make the deceased feel wronged, I can't just watch Chuyao buried like this!"

He nodded and didn't say anything else, just asked the previous question, "Chen Jiu, you said to make the funeral bigger, where's the cost?"

I told him that the people from Wanming Tower will make up some of them, and we people can make up the other part. If it really doesn’t work, we have to ask Fatty Guo to borrow some money.

Afterwards, we started to collect money. Chen Tiannan searched those middle-aged men clean, and collected a total of 1000 yuan. Since I didn't know how much money Wanming Tower could collect, I had to call Fatty Guo. , I borrowed 1000 yuan from him, a total of [-] yuan.

Fatty Guo didn't know if he started a company to make money, or what happened. In less than a few minutes, he transferred [-] to me, saying that the other [-] was his gift money.In this regard, I did not refuse, gift money is like this, today I serve wine, you give me [-], and the other party serves wine tomorrow, you have to add more and return it.

With this money, we were not idle and started to prepare for the funeral. First, let Lang Gao invite some theater troupes to create a lively atmosphere for Meng Ke tonight.Then he asked Lang Gao to give Chen Tiannan a list of things needed for the funeral, and then asked Chen Tiannan to take those middle-aged men out to buy things.As for the food, I went to the hotel in Wanming Tower and negotiated a price with the hotel, asking them to arrange the food for a day and a half. The price is [-], and they will cover all the ingredients.

After solving the food problem, I found a villager familiar with the local environment in Wanming Tower, and asked him to lead me to cut some cypress branches and a few bamboos, and planned to decorate the tent. After all, Meng Ke’s coffin Inside, you can't make the tent look like normal.

After cutting the bamboo and cypress branches, I paid the villager 50 yuan for his hard work. The villager seemed to know me.I said, in terms of funerals, as long as you make a move, you must give a red envelope. To put it bluntly, he only accepted the 50 yuan, so he left me a phone number and asked me to call him if I needed something.

I wrote down his number, thanked him, and went straight back to the tent.

Returning to the tent, Lang Gao and Chen Tiannan did not come back. There were only two middle-aged men guarding the coffin in the tent. I asked them to help build the mourning hall. It took about two hours to finally finish the mourning hall. Looking up, This mourning hall is a little different from the usual ones. The door is bent into a semicircle with bamboo, and some cypress branches are tied on it. At small intervals, there are lotus flowers folded with white paper. In the middle of the semicircle, It is a piece of white paper, on which the three characters of "big event" are written with a brush, and on the left and right sides are, bow your head to welcome the distinguished guests, and bow your head to send off your relatives, ten large characters.

After finishing the mourning hall, I found a table for the Eight Immortals and placed it at the front of the coffin, and placed an incense cup, three animals and black and white photos of Su Mengke on it.Because of Su Mengke's young age, I pasted a piece of red paper on the upper left corner of her photo.

After finishing the Eight Immortals table, I looked at the coffin. According to normal funerals, two long wooden benches must be placed under the coffin. The reason is that the coffin cannot be placed on the ground before the coffin is buried, so as to prevent the deceased from absorbing too much Yin energy.

However, the coffin couldn't be moved at all. In desperation, I bowed to the coffin, burned some yellow paper, and told the whole story in front of the coffin, begging the local land master to forgive me.As for whether it is useful to say this, I don't know, but I know that in funerals, some words must be explained. This is the custom of funerals, and this rule cannot be broken.

Afterwards, I found a longevity lamp, put it on the left side of the coffin, and explained the reason to the coffin. Generally speaking, because the coffin could not be moved, I had to put the longevity lamp next to the coffin. No wonder.

After finishing all this, I placed the Yin soldiers and Yin soldier leaders bought by Lang Gao on the left and right sides of the mourning hall, and pasted a white paper on these Yin soldiers and Yin soldier leaders, about two fingers wide, three On the top ten centimeters, there is a line written on it with a brush, the content is, in 2006 AD, on May 5, the Su family of Chenmen made an offering.

After pasting the white paper, I remembered that Lang Gao didn't buy Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma, which Sanling needed. Fortunately, he bought bamboo sticks and white paper, so I tried to use bamboo sticks to tie a paper figurine. The pierced paper figurine can only be described in four words, it is horrible, especially the face of the paper figurine, for me who has failed the art class for a long time, this is undoubtedly a test.

In desperation, I took out the formula for drawing people when I was a child. This formula is, the big characters do not have a head, the wheels hang on both sides, do not eat for three days, crack a salted egg, just these simple twenty words, one person's The head is drawn.

"Ninth Brother, you are truly a painter." The two middle-aged men next to him couldn't help sighing when they saw the paper figurine that had just come out of the oven.

I glared at the man, and said, "It doesn't matter what the painting is, what matters is sincerity. Sincerity, even if you place a paper figurine casually, it can represent the two fairies Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma."

As I said that, I ignored that person, and drew a head according to the method just now, and then wrote a few small characters in the blank space, Mr. Wang Lingguan, Mr. Marshal Ma.I was afraid that this would not work, so I wrote the birthdays of Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma on the back of the paper figurines, and then burned some yellow paper in front of the two paper figurines.

After finishing this, I clapped my hands, exhaled heavily, and finally got the paper figurines of Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma finished.Without stopping, I placed Wang Lingguan's paper figurine on the left side of the front of the coffin, and Marshal Ma's paper figurine on the right side of the front of the coffin.

At this moment, that Chen Tiannan came back. Just as he entered the door, he was stunned for a moment, then stared at my face for a while, and then looked at the two paper figurines. He slapped the threshold of the mourning hall vigorously, and laughed loudly: "Jiu..., Jiu... brother, what are you painting, hahaha, I laughed so hard, just this painter, hahaha, no, I have to go to the toilet, lol My stomach hurts too much, hahaha!"

Laughing, the guy turned around and walked outside, smiling while walking.

"Get back!" I scolded viciously, and said, "Xiao Mao, you can draw if you have the ability!"

He was stunned, stopped, walked over, pointed to the Wang Lingguan paper figurine on the left, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, look at this drawing, the eyes are replaced by two circles, the nose and mouth are more It’s so simple, it’s replaced by the word ‘three’, it’s a waste of your talent if you don’t want to be a painter.”

(End of this chapter)