My master is invincible

Chapter 66
There are some words in my heart that I can’t say to them, so I can only swallow them in my stomach, and with a wry smile, I said: "This uphill road is a bit difficult to walk, so get to the tomb early, so you can feel at ease sooner."

Hearing what I said, Mr. Gao didn’t speak anymore. I gave them a round of cigarettes. In our line of work, smoking is like smoking du. If you lose the first one, the second one will be lit immediately, especially for carrying coffins. When I was young, I smoked harder, mainly relying on smoking to calm my fear. Therefore, our Eight Immortals have more or less physical problems, mainly because of smoking too much.

After resting for a while, I looked at my phone. The time was 5:27. The sky had already turned white, and it was not long before the sun rose. Our Eight Immortals showed their might today and carried the coffin up the mountain in one breath."

"Okay! Show your might!" The Eight Immortals yelled in unison, and even Yang Yan's long-haired doctor followed suit.

The yelling made me feel a little more relaxed. No matter what the weirdness of those big trees, as long as everyone does not believe in the coffin, I will give each of the Eight Immortals a stick and give them a cigarette. Diao is in his mouth, when they are asked to go uphill, they must pay attention to their feet.

"Brothers, lift up the coffin in one go, tomorrow's going to town to drink, it's mine!" I also didn't care about Gao Lao and the others who were about the same age as my father, anyway, it was just a cry of brothers.

The Eight Immortals shouted hello, and stood in their respective positions, as before, two by two, making piles with each other, and I was next to them, shouting slogans: "One, two, three, get up!"

The coffin was slowly lifted again, and walked slowly towards the hillside. Uphill is different from walking on flat ground. The front of the coffin has a strong sliding force, and the dragon frame can easily slide down from the shoulders. Falling down, a minor injury is a fall on an arm and a leg, and a serious injury and a fall on the head is to be directly with Hades.

The back of the coffin is more difficult than the front, because it is uphill, and most of the gravity of the whole coffin is pressed down to the back. The weight is conceivable, as long as the foot slips, the coffin will be pressed on the body. It is a kind of death. extravagant hope.That's why I threw away the mourning stick and supported the coffin later, just to reduce the gravity on the back.

As soon as I set foot on the hillside, I saw that the faces of the Eight Immortals changed and turned red, especially Yang Yan. It won't make the faces of the Eight Immortals turn like this.

Seeing this situation, I went to the back of the coffin, put my hands on the coffin, and pushed forward with all my strength. I was afraid that the coffin would slip in the back, so I asked Joyce to spread yellow paper at the front. After she died, she refused, saying To help support the coffin behind.

I said that women can’t touch the coffin, and I didn’t know where I offended her. She raised her leg and stepped on my foot, and then went into the nearby woods. We walked less than seven steps. She was carrying a fist-sized dead tree. The tree walked up to me, smiled at me, and said, "That's all right!"

After finishing speaking, she held up the dead tree and propped it up at the back of the coffin, pushing it forward. Not to mention, I could obviously feel a lot more relaxed when she did this, so I asked her to pay attention to safety, and she nodded.

Joyce's actions deeply stimulated the self-esteem of the Eight Immortals, making us feel that we are underestimated by women. Rural men have very few things to fight for, unlike those rich people in the city who fight for houses and luxury cars. , Fighting for relatives and godfathers, we only fight for strength in the countryside.

Now, a woman's strength is so great, as men, how dare we lag behind, carrying the coffin and struggling to walk towards the hillside, the walking speed is obviously faster than before.

Looking at the situation, the coffin should be buried before the sun rises. I glanced at Joyce gratefully and said, "I didn't expect you to be so strong." She smiled and said nothing.

We carried the coffin and continued to walk up the mountain. About half the distance, the trees on both sides obviously increased, and my heart also hung up. I always felt that these trees were a bit weird.

"Everyone watch your feet, don't fall." I yelled at the Eight Immortals, "Grit your teeth and carry it to the grave."

At this moment, I saw that Joyce's breathing became very heavy, and she was a little exhausted, so I said to her, "Go and have a rest! We Eight Immortals should be fine."

She shook her head and said, "If I keep helping you, sister Wang Jie will die before it's too late."

Since she was so determined, I had no choice but to let her support the coffin.To be honest, I supported the coffin with both hands, a large part of the gravity was on my hands, and my arms became a little numb, but I didn't dare to let go, as long as I let go, the gravity of the coffin would be on the Eight Immortals, I was also afraid that Joyce would let go of her hand suddenly. If there was an accident on this uphill road, the coffin would hit the ground.

We walked forward about ten steps, and we didn’t know what happened. A very lush tree on the left had a section of its trunk broken for no reason. It was about half the size of a fist and one meter long, with many leaves on it. Impartiality just fell sideways on the coffin.

The branch slid back along the coffin lid. Seeing the situation, I quickly comforted the Eight Immortals, "Don't be afraid, it's just a broken branch, it's not heavy. Lift the coffin."

As soon as I finished speaking, the branch became very strange. It turned half a circle on the coffin lid, changed from horizontal to vertical, and slid towards Joyce's chest. I was a little anxious. Although the branch It's not heavy, but in this situation, no matter who hits it, it will cause it to lose its strength for a short time, so that other people will feel that the coffin is getting heavier. I dare not think about it anymore.

In desperation, I stretched out my right hand to knock the branch to the side, but just as I raised my hand, there was a huge force from my left hand, at least one or two hundred catties, and I could clearly hear the force coming from my arm. With a click, the bone broke.

The excruciating pain came from the arm. I was afraid of adding weight to the Eight Immortals. I didn't dare to let go of my left hand. I suddenly raised my right hand and knocked down the branch. I immediately put my right hand on the coffin to relieve the pressure on my left hand.

The arm was crushed alive, that feeling is really unbearable for ordinary people. In just a few seconds, there were bean-sized sweat drops on my forehead, dripping down, washing the ink on my face drop a part.

"Jiuye, you're sweating profusely, what's wrong?" Joyce, who was standing next to me, asked.

I didn't dare to speak, the pain was so excruciating, as soon as I opened my mouth, I was afraid that all the energy in my body would be vented, so I could only bear the pain and shook my head.

When the Eight Immortals heard Joyce's question, they turned their heads one after another. The gravity of the coffin suddenly lost control, and it swayed backwards. I was so scared that I didn't care about the pain in my arm. I pushed my head forward, just I felt that my left eye seemed to hit some sharp blade, and then I felt liquid flowed onto my eyelid, and there was a faint smell of blood.

ps: The third chapter has been updated, thanks to those brothers and sisters who gave rewards, someone asked if this book will be a eunuch, Xiao Jiu can tell you responsibly, it will definitely not be a eunuch, this is a man's promise.

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