My master is invincible

Chapter 664 Food Corpse (16)

Hearing what the warden said, I couldn't say anything more, so I asked him to take off his clothes and put them away. He asked me why, and I pointed to his clothes, "The royal spirit is too heavy, it will hurt the dead." .”

He smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, isn't it appropriate to take off your clothes here? Or, I'll leave first, and you can come and find me when you're ready?"

I understood what he meant, so I let it go and said: "The prison guards are always prejudiced against you. If you keep leaving his place, you will attract people's attention, and even provoke those prison guards."

He thought for a while and said, "Okay, I will do as you say."

As he spoke, he swiftly took off the police cap on his head, and took off the police uniform on his body, revealing his muscular body, and said, "Is this okay?"

I nodded and didn't speak anymore, but picked up the fragrance, yellow paper, and files I had prepared earlier and walked towards the door. I first made three bows to the ice room and said, "That's right, boy Chen Jiu. At the request of Lang Gao, I came to pay homage to He Yaoguang, and I hope you always open your eyes and see clearly, and don't mistake a good person for a bad person."

As I said that, I lit a piece of yellow paper and burned it at the door, and made three bows to the ice room, and continued: "Lang Gao is involved in important matters, so he can't come to pay homage. I hope you don't take offense."

While talking, I lit a piece of yellow paper, this time the yellow paper was burned on the east side.

After the yellow paper was completely burned, I stared blankly, bowed three times to the east, my face sank, I slapped the door on the door, and said sharply: "Sigh, God has no eyes, sent a good person to prison by mistake, Second lament that the human heart is dangerous, good people will not be rewarded, and third lament the injustice of the world, good people are deceived by evil."

As I said that, I sighed heavily three times. The warden seemed to be about to say something, but I stopped at him immediately, signaling him not to speak.

He came over knowingly, nodded to me, and didn't speak.

Seeing this, I let out a sigh of relief, picked up the third piece of yellow paper, folded it in half, put it on the door handle, lit it, and sighed: "Although there are all kinds of injustice in the world, how can a piece of yellow paper be worth it? I hope that all the grievances and grievances of your old life will be burned away along with the yellow paper."

As I said that, I took out the lighter, slid it a few times, and was about to light the yellow paper, but the yellow paper somehow moved and fell off.

Seeing this situation, I said something bad to myself, pointed in the direction of the warden, and said in a deep voice, "Can you always see who is coming?"

"It's the highest leader of the entire prison, Cui Zhiming, and Warden Cui." I said to myself, "You must see clearly that Warden Cui is an upright person. After knowing about your old age, I deliberately took off the police uniform on my body, just for the peace of mind that you can walk."

After saying this, I picked up the yellow paper, put it on the door handle again, slid the lighter, and lit the yellow paper. What made me feel relieved was that the yellow paper was very quiet this time, and I let the lighter ignite it.

After burning for about 1 minute, the yellow paper was completely burned, not even a single corner of the yellow paper was left.

Seeing this situation, I was overjoyed, and quickly lit the remaining yellow paper, and burned it at the door, then lit the fragrance, and inserted it on both sides of the yellow paper, and finally raised the file in my hand, and said in a deep voice: "Since ancient times, death and debt have been empty. Xiao Jiu is here to tear up your file bag in your old life. I hope you don't worry about the kindness and resentment in your lifetime, and escape into the reincarnation as soon as possible. As for your old death, Xiao Jiu To be the master for Lang Gao, and to contract it with all my strength, I only hope that you will have a good birth in the next life."

After I finished speaking, I tore He Yaoguang's file into pieces, set it on fire, and burned it up along with the yellow paper.

During the burning of the yellow paper, I kept silent and stared fixedly at the three pillars of fragrance. To me, the fragrance is not just fragrance, but a way for the dead to express information to the living.

"Xiao Jiu, is this all right?" Seeing that I hadn't spoken, the warden came over.

I nodded and said, "There's only so much I can do. As for whether I can open the door, it depends on the deceased."

"Such an evil door?" He glanced at the door and asked doubtfully, "So many people haven't opened this door, how can you open it by burning a few pieces of yellow paper?"

I didn't speak, and I didn't want to speak, my eyes were fixed on Qingxiang.

I don't know how long it took before the fragrance was finally burnt out. I made three bows towards the ice room and three times towards the east. Exhaled deeply, and exerted force slowly, and heard a 'click', which was the sound of the door being pushed open.

When I heard this voice, I was overjoyed and shouted to the warden, "Open."

Hearing this, he immediately ran towards me, pushed me away, held the door, pushed it lightly, and the door opened, and a particularly choking smell of smoke rushed towards me, which made me choke Coughed several times.

"Xiaojiu, you're as fucking as Zhigang said, so amazing!" The warden didn't care about the smell of smoke in his throat, he put his arms around my shoulders, and laughed loudly: "Made, this time I will Let's see what the prison guards have to say."

Hearing this, I froze for a moment. I used to behave like a leader, but how did it turn into a stream of foul language in a blink of an eye?To be honest, for a while, I couldn't accept his changes.

He seemed to see my doubts, he smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, I am a soldier, and I have the bad habits of a soldier. Don't take it for granted!"

I smiled and said, "That's good, much better than those hypocritical gentlemen."

As soon as he said this, he laughed even more happily, and quickly handed me a cigarette, and said: "Xiao Jiu, according to me, don't be an immortal in the countryside from now on, and go to hold funerals for those celebrities. Once you can improve Your reputation, secondly, can improve your life, maybe you can even enter the Metaphysics Association."

I shook my head and didn't speak.

"Why? I don't want to. I can tell you that those celebrities have a funeral, ranging from hundreds of thousands to millions." He glanced at me and said in a deep voice.

I gave it up and said, "One needs to know how to be content. I am very satisfied with my current life. As for organizing funerals for celebrities, let's go with the fate. If you have the fate, you will accept it. It doesn't matter if you don't."

"That's right, for your mentality, I'll make you my friend." He froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Afterwards, he said some more words to me, all of which were nonsense, and I said a few words to him in the spirit of chatting.

After talking for a while, I couldn't stand it anymore. If this continues, he will talk endlessly.

So, I stopped at him and said, "Director, let's go to the ice room for business, shall we?"

He was taken aback, and said apologetically, "Oh, I'm a talkative person, and when I meet friends I can chat with, I can't help but say a few more words."

As he said that, he made a gesture of asking me, and said, "Brother Xiaojiu, please!"

(End of this chapter)