My master is invincible

Chapter 677 Food Corpse (29)

Thinking, thinking, I suddenly came up with an idea, the reason why Joyce wanted to attend the funeral with me was simply because she felt indebted to He Yaoguang and wanted to make up for him, why didn't I start from this aspect?
Immediately, I said to her, "Miss Qiao, as long as you can accomplish one thing, I will accept you. What do you think?"

"What's the matter?" She looked happy and walked to me immediately.

"He Yaoguang's body was burned, and now there is only ashes left. There is only one way to fulfill his wish." I thought for a while, and said this sentence.

As soon as the words fell, Joyce hadn't reacted yet, but Lang Gao came over first, and he grabbed my arm, which was so heavy that it hurt my arm, "Ninth brother, do you have a solution?"

I hummed and explained: "The "Book of Rites, Tan Gong" says that it is said that Yu Yi is used to lay a memorial ceremony, and that it is used to stand for sacrifice."

"What do you mean?" Lang Gao asked.

"Stand up!" I glanced at him.

"Standing corpse?" He still didn't seem to understand, and asked again: "What is standing corpse?"

"That's right! What is standing corpse?" Xiao Li who was beside him also came over, while Joyce and Wang Chuyao stood beside him without saying a word.

I glanced at them and said: "In ancient times, as long as the adult died normally, the sacrifice would be held, and the sacrifice must have a corpse. Zheng Xuan said a word in "Shi Yu Li", the corpse is the master, and the son of filial piety I don’t see the image of my relatives, and my heart has nothing to do with it, and I have nothing to do with the dead body!”

Then, I looked at the ashes in my hand and said: "He Yaoguang's body has been burned, which means there is no corpse. If he wants to fulfill his last wish during his lifetime, he can only adopt the method of erecting the corpse. The meaning of erecting the corpse is , A filial son cannot sacrifice aimlessly, he needs to find someone to represent the deceased, so that the filial son’s heart belongs to him, this method of erecting the corpse has a name in academics, it is called "sacrificing the corpse."

"Corpse?" Joyce frowned and said, "Ninth Master, you mean that I represent the deceased?"

I smiled wryly, shook my head and said, "No, there are many conditions for choosing a 'corpse', the first is gender, if the deceased is male, then the 'corpse' must be male, if the deceased is female, then the 'corpse' must be female, followed by Seniority, the 'corpse' must be held by the grandchildren of the deceased, not nephews."

"Ninth brother, this method won't work, He Yaoguang is about the same age as me, where are his grandchildren?" Na Lang Gao asked.

I gave up and said: "This method is absolutely feasible. I learned that in the "Burying Sutra, Liu Ding Liu Jia" it is said that a gentleman embraces grandsons but not sons, and if he has no grandchildren, he embraces the same. Sun, you can choose one of the grandchildren with the same surname, I believe that among the surname He, there should be grandchildren."

"There must be!" Nalang Gao looked happy, and said: "As far as my seniority is concerned, some people call me grandpa, and I heard He Yaoguang also said that his seniority is quite high."

I nodded and said, "Since there are grandchildren, my method will definitely work. More importantly, it will satisfy He Yaoguang's wish during his lifetime. I hope that his spirit in heaven can understand our difficulties."

As soon as the words fell, Joyce came over and said anxiously: "Master Jiu, you haven't said anything yet, what am I going to do!"

I smiled and said: "As the saying goes, the corpse is mainly erected, and this erection has the meaning of hugging in ancient times. Your task is to hold He Yaoguang's grandchildren. If the funeral can go smoothly If the funeral goes on, it means that you are destined for the funeral, and you can ignore the gender difference. If the funeral does not go well, or if you have a problem with your body, it means that you are not destined for the funeral. If you force it, it may cause disaster."

"Master Jiu, do you mean that as long as the funeral goes well, you will agree to accept me?" She stared at me.

I nodded and said, "Yes, but when we get to Shiyan, I still need to ask you to do something. It depends on whether He Yaoguang agrees to your involvement."

"What are you doing?" she asked curiously.

I said, "I'll know when the time comes."

Afterwards, the few of us discussed for a while, and decided to hold a funeral for He Yaoguang with a ritual of eating corpses.Perhaps it was because the funeral had a goal, and all of us were in a good mood, especially Xiao Wang. After learning about the funeral ceremony, he thanked me and said that he could finally confess to the warden.

Regarding this, I didn't say anything, just told him Wang Chuyao's idea, and apologized to him on Wang Chuyao's behalf, that Xiao Wang was also a straightforward person, so I said that it was all because of He Yaoguang's funeral, and it's okay to be wronged.

After chatting for about [-] minutes, the relationship between our group was quite harmonious, so we stopped the car at the intersection of the expressway with He Yaoguang's ashes in our hands, intending to rush to Shiyan as soon as possible.

To my disappointment, I stopped on the road for half an hour. Not only did no car stop, but I was hit by a mineral water bottle a few times, saying that I was looking for death on the highway. come out.

Seeing this situation, Na Lang Gao gave me an idea, saying that if the beautiful woman stopped the car, the effect would definitely be very good.

No, I just asked Joyce and Wang Chuyao to stop the car. In less than 2 minutes, seven or eight cars stopped, saying that they were willing to take them to Shiyan. When they saw me, Lang Gao, Xiao Wang, and Xiao Li Four people, the driver drove away immediately, saying that we were robbed.

This made our group dumbfounded, and there is nothing we can do about it. This kind of thing often happens on the highway, when a beautiful woman stops the car, and then a group of people come out to rob it. It is normal for those drivers to have such thoughts.

"Ninth brother, what should we do! If we can't stop the car, we can only walk along the highway to the service area." Na Lang Gao walked over with a anxious expression on his face.

I smiled wryly, and said, "I have no choice but to pray that someone with good intentions will help us."

As soon as the words were finished, a black car drove towards us. The logo of that car was four silver circles. I was about to reach out to stop the car, but the car stopped unexpectedly.

Seeing the situation, I was overjoyed. It seemed that there are still kind-hearted people in this world, so I walked over to the car.

After walking less than three steps, a person got out of the car. When I saw that person, I was stunned. How could it be him?
"Little brother, what are you doing?" The man smiled at me.

"Why are you here?" I exclaimed, looking at him in disbelief, it's so strange, how could he appear here?
At this moment, Lang Gao also came over. When he saw that person, his movements were more exaggerated than mine. He immediately ran towards that person, hugged him, and said excitedly, "I can see you here." You are so happy."

(End of this chapter)