My master is invincible

Chapter 699 Food Corpse (51)

Then He Yuemin nodded, and shivered involuntarily, "From the seventh day after the old lady died, every time I arrived, there would always be a sound of grievances from that house. During this time, the sound has never stopped. , just last night, the house also made a cry of grievances, didn't you hear it?"

Hearing this, I was slightly taken aback. I was busy all day yesterday, and after walking back to Tama Village from the town, I was very tired all the way. I squatted in a corner and fell asleep. How could I hear that sound? .

So, I glanced at the house not far away, and asked him, "Have you asked a Taoist priest to look at it?"

"Please!" Then He Yuemin nodded and said, "I have invited three or four Taoist priests. Those Taoist priests have no other skills, but they are quite loud. When we came to Tamma Village, they all swore that the guarantee talisman arrived. In the end, everyone was scared to death, and the most irritating thing is that every Taoist made a lot of money in our Tama Village."

Listening to his words, I smiled wryly. As far as the Taoist priests I know, fake Taoist priests account for 95%, and only Qingxuanzi has real skills. It is normal for He Yuemin to meet fake Taoist priests.

Seeing that I didn't speak, He Yuemin called me softly, and said, "Little baby, I see that those people around you respect you, so you must have real skills. I don't know, but there is a way to exorcise ghosts. If it is possible, we will Tamma Village is willing to spend money to invite you."

I'll let it go, I'm just a coffin bearer, I don't have the ability to exorcise ghosts, so I said: "Uncle, I'm just an Eight Immortal who does funerals, I don't have the ability to exorcise ghosts, but..."

"But what?"

His expression tightened, his eyes fixed on me.

"I can try other methods. Of course, let me explain in advance. I can't guarantee whether it will be successful or not." I told him the truth.

As soon as he finished speaking, his expression brightened, he grabbed my arm, and said excitedly: "Little baby, your words are enough, as long as you can solve this problem for us in Tama Village, I will definitely not treat you badly."

At this moment, Na Lang Gao came in. He seemed to have heard the conversation between me and He Yuemin from outside, and said sullenly, "Brother Jiu, we came to Tama Village for a funeral, not to drive away ghosts. Besides, the grandson of the old lady has been greatly wronged, and it is normal for her to complain about it, we should focus on feeding corpses instead of exorcising ghosts."

I understand what he meant, this Lang Gao was still worried about He Yuemin, so he smiled at him and said, "Brother, there are three steps to eating a corpse, one of which is the house, we need to go to that room to do some rituals, If the house is really haunted, it is impossible for the ceremony to go on normally, the old lady must be appeased first, only in this way can the corpse feeding go on smoothly."

Hearing what I said, Lang Gao's face softened a little, and he asked me: "Brother Ninth, is the list ready?"

I picked up the white paper and looked at it, and I had an idea in my mind, if the house is really what Yue Min said, and I have no way to deal with it, should I buy a large paper house as a shade?

After thinking about it for a while, I had two choices in my mind. One was to buy a house made of paper as a backup.In this way, there is one bad thing, that is, the handling of the paper-tied house. You must know that in general funerals, paper-made products are basically not used, unless it is for special purposes.But in the current situation, there is no need to use paper ties at all. More importantly, funerals are more natural. Using paper ties to house houses for a sinister ceremony is not very effective, and the deceased may not even receive the funeral.

The second is not to buy a house made of paper. In this way, He Yuemin's haunting incident must be dealt with properly, even if it is not possible, it must be dealt with properly, because this is the only way out.

Between these two options, I struggled for a while, and finally decided not to buy a house made of paper.

As for the reason, it's very simple. The house needed by the shade is not sunny all the year round. Why?That's because the dead belonged to Yin. In a dark house, it is easier for the dead to see the funeral, and it is easier for the soul of the dead to come to the world. Dark, the effect is obviously not as good as a natural house.

Having made up my mind, I handed the white paper in my hand to Lang Gao, "Just buy the above items, yes, and buy another set of clothes for the boy, black ones are the best."

Lang Gao didn't seem to understand what I meant, so he asked me, "Why do you sell black?"

I smiled wryly, and explained: "As a 'corpse', he naturally wears black clothes. Strictly speaking, a 'corpse' should wear a shroud, but... In this way, it may affect the boy's fortune, so he can only be replaced by black clothes." .”

He froze for a moment, then hesitated, "Will it affect the funeral?"

I gave up and said uncertainly: "According to logic, it shouldn't be."

He groaned, didn't say anything more, took the white paper, glanced at it roughly, and walked towards the door, presumably leading Xiao Wang and Xiao Li to buy funeral supplies.

After he left, He Yuemin took a deep breath, walked in front of me timidly, and brought up the previous haunted matter again, roughly meaning that he must find a way to deal with this matter, otherwise, they The people in the village will live in fear all year round.

Since I didn't write a house made of paper when I made the list, I agreed to his matter without hesitation.

Then He Yuemin was very grateful to me, perhaps for this reason, he cooked a hearty breakfast for the few of us.I don't remember the specific way of filling it now, but I can clearly remember that this breakfast is the most filling meal I have eaten since I came out of Dongxing Town.

After breakfast, it was already seven o'clock in the morning. I, Joyce, Wang Chuyao, the boy, and He Yuemin gathered around the dining table to discuss the funeral. As for the villagers in Tama Village, they had already returned home while they were having breakfast.

"Jiuye, can you let me get involved in this funeral?" As soon as I put down the bowl and chopsticks, Joyce immediately came over.

I frowned and said, "The 'corpse' of this funeral is a teenager. You are not suitable to participate. You can only wait for the next funeral."

She was slightly taken aback, and then said: "Master Jiu, the young man has already said that he can wear a red bellyband, can you...can you be more flexible, I really want to attend the funeral with you."

The boy nodded heavily on the side.

"That's right, Brother Ninth and Sister Qiao have said so, so you can grant her wish!" Wang Chuyao came over and pleaded for Joyce.

I smiled wryly, not that I was unaccommodating, but that this funeral was not an ordinary funeral, and He Yuemin said that the house was haunted.Therefore, this funeral does not allow accidents at all. Once an accident occurs, it can only be abandoned halfway. In this way, it is a disrespect for the deceased. As the Eight Immortals, respect for the deceased will always be the first.

At that moment, I was about to reject her when a man rushed in with a panicked expression.

(End of this chapter)