My master is invincible

Chapter 704 Food Corpse (56)

While waiting, it finally arrived at 12 o'clock.

I winked at Lang Gao, signaling him to light firecrackers.

Soon, the sound of firecrackers sounded, and I was stunned. I killed the rooster in my hand, dripped three drops of chicken blood on the door, and dripped another three drops of chicken blood on the table of the Eight Immortals, and then gave the cock to Lang Gao. , and shouted towards the door: "Beat your chest and cry, sigh and cry, tears spilled on the waves of the West River, I come to pay homage with true feelings, full of affection is as precious as gold."

After shouting this, I made three bows to the door.

After the ceremony, I took a deep breath, looked at Chen Erbei, and said, "Prepare to close your eyes, I'm going to order some yellow paper. Remember, no matter how hot the underside of the grand master's chair is, you must not move around."

As I said that, I walked over, took out the lighter, and told him again, "Don't move around, if you move, this obsession will be over."

He nodded cautiously and closed his eyes.

Seeing this, I didn't hesitate, and immediately lit a piece of yellow paper, and threw it into the wooden basin under the grand master's chair.

In an instant, a raging fire ignited in the wooden basin, burning, burning, and I don't know what happened, there were faint sparks at the edge of the wooden basin, as if it was about to burn.

Na Lang Gao also seemed to see this phenomenon, and immediately squatted over and asked, "Ninth brother, what...?"

My face darkened, and I didn't say a word. My eyes were fixed on the fire in the wooden basin. According to normal phenomena, if yellow paper is burned in the wooden basin, it will never make the wooden basin burn.After all, there were only a few pieces of yellow paper and a piece of white paper inside, and the tub was still a little wet, so it was really difficult to burn it.

After waiting for about 1 minute, the yellow paper burned completely, but there was a trace of flame at the edge of the wooden basin. Lang Gao grabbed a handful of yellow paper and was about to extinguish the flame.

I'm a little anxious, this Yin hate is about nature, if human factors destroy the flames, maybe something will happen
As soon as he grabbed his arm, he said, "Don't mess around, we can only enter the house when it goes out naturally."

"Why?" Lang Gao was taken aback, and said, "Er Cupi sits on it, if this wooden basin is on fire, are you going to roast him?"

I understand what he is worried about, but it is useless to worry about this custom, unless a murder case is about to happen, so we can stop it.

So, I gave up on him and ignored him. Instead, I looked at Chen Erbei and said, "Erbei, remember, don't move around."

Soon, the wooden basin gradually started to burn. I reached out and touched the bottom of the Taishi chair, and it felt very hot. If this trend continues, when the fire gets bigger, the Taishi chair might even burn.

Ma De, how could this be so? Could it be that He Yaoguang is unwilling to accept Yin Moan?
No, I remember that when I was in Shangmen Town, I asked the deceased what he meant, and the deceased agreed to hold the funeral in this way, but what is the situation now?

I was in a hurry, and wanted to call Chen Erbei to stand up, but, thinking of the rules of Yin Yan, I dare not interrupt, after all, once interrupted, this Yin Yan will be useless, so I will offend the deceased in a while , the second point will offend the lonely ghosts around, and the more important point is the third point, as long as we interrupt, the three of us may be haunted by unjust ghosts.

You know, there is no reason to give up halfway in general funerals.

After thinking about it for a while, my mind was in a mess and I had no idea at all, so I glanced at Chen Erbei and said, "If you can't hold on, stand up."

He sat on the grand teacher's chair, his eyes closed tightly, and he remained motionless.

Even so, I still saw his butt trembling slightly with sharp eyes, presumably because the Taishi chair was very hot at this time.

What to do, what to do, I was in a hurry, I was really in a hurry, I turned around the Taishi chair a few times, I really couldn't think of a way, I could only watch helplessly as the fire in the tub grew bigger and bigger.

"Brother Nine, if we don't put out the fire, the grand master's chair will catch fire." Lang Gao beside him was also anxious, and tried to kick the wooden basin into the air several times, but I stopped him.

"Wait, wait, let me think about it." I stopped at Lang Gao and kept thinking.

Suddenly, I suddenly remembered a very important thing, that is, who is the host of this funeral?
When I thought of this, I raised my hand and slapped my face. Ma De, unexpectedly forgot about this. Earlier, because of the contract between Lang Gao and He Yuemin, my thoughts had been on He Yuemin. Later, He Yuemin was unwilling to be the master, and Chen Er Bei stood up, and I naturally regarded Chen Erbei as the host of the funeral.

However, I forgot one thing, since Chen Erbei is regarded as the host of the funeral, then a filial grandson is needed, and Chen Erbei needs to play the role of a 'corpse', and this filial grandson needs Ling Xun, that is to say, This obsession must require two filial grandchildren.

Ma De, as the Eight Immortals, actually forgot about filial piety, I raised my hand again and slapped myself in the face, which can be regarded as a way to improve my memory.

When Na Lang Gao saw me slapping himself, he thought I was bewitched. He rushed over and grabbed my arm, "Ninth Brother, what are you doing, you're bewitched!"

"Let go!" Since I was always thinking about my filial son, I was very irritable, so my tone of voice to Lang Gao was naturally not very good.

Throwing his arm away, my heart was ruthless, since it was my fault, I will act as the No.2 filial grandson.

As soon as I thought about it, I immediately knelt down on the seat of the grand master's chair, and shouted: "My filial son comes to worship, and I hope you will be angry."

While I was talking, I burned the yellow paper desperately. After burning about twenty pieces of yellow paper, the flame in the wooden basin dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When I saw this situation, I breathed a sigh of relief. Chen Erbei was involved in this funeral with the role of a 'corpse'. Chen Erbei and I are also considered brothers. It's not too bad for me to play the role of a filial grandson. .

But, if you look at it from a perspective, I am two generations younger than Lang.

Because of this, Lang Gao made fun of me a lot, which made me very depressed, and I wanted to beat him up several times, especially.

After waiting for 2 minutes, the flame in the tub was finally completely extinguished.

Na Lang Gao asked me why the flame suddenly went out.

To be honest, don't talk about him, even I don't know.However, in terms of funerals, some things are so supernatural that if you really want to explain them, you can only say that the deceased manifested themselves.

So I said to him, "It may be that the dead have appeared."

I was afraid that he would continue to ask, so I immediately gave up on him and said, "Since the flames have been extinguished, we can enter the room."

As I said that, I glanced at Chen Erbei. He was still the same as before, with his eyes closed and motionless. Presumably the fire just now did not cause any actual damage to him.

I didn't stay by the Eight Immortals table too much, so I took the key and some funeral supplies, and asked Lang Gao to walk towards the door with the spirit-calling banner made of white paper. The spirit-calling banners for ordinary funerals are different.

(End of this chapter)