My master is invincible

Chapter 712 Food Corpse (Final Chapter Part [-])

Seeing that I didn't speak, Nalang Gao walked up to me, pushed me, and said, "Ninth Brother, what do you think of my opinion?"

"No!" I directly refused his request and said, "Let's see the situation first. Besides, God knows how reliable the deceased's words are. I don't want to drive Chen Erbei away because of this."

"Ninth Brother!" Lang Gao seemed a little unwilling, "He's just a beggar, we've done our best to find him a job, there's no need to bring him with him."

I glanced at him and didn't say anything, but I was very puzzled in my heart, Lang Gao seemed to be very disgusted with Chen Erbei.Otherwise, with his temperament, it is impossible to want Chen Erbei to leave again and again.

With this thought in mind, I didn't want to worry about this issue any more. I took out my phone and looked at the time. It was almost four o'clock, so I said to him: "Get the corpse ready first, and we'll talk about it later. Besides, I don't want to hear If you continue to speak ill of Chen Erbei, he is really pitiful."

He sighed helplessly, and said, "Ninth brother, I hope you can remember what you said today, and don't be betrayed by your friends."

I hummed, said something, and led him straight to the main room.

When we came to the main room, He Yuemin had already moved an Eight Immortals table and placed it behind the previous table. There were a few simple dishes on the table, and a few villagers stood beside them, chatting in whispers.

Seeing us coming, He Yuemin smiled at me, nodded at Lang Gao, and asked, "Little baby, are you really okay?"

When I heard this, I couldn't laugh or cry. He Yuemin asked him several times and said to him, "Don't worry! There will be absolutely no problem, it's just a corpse feast."

As I said that, I walked towards them.

After walking a few steps, Lang Gao gave me a pull and then gave Chen Erbei a wink.

I understand what he means, he is unwilling to give up, and asked me to tell Chen Erbei something to make him leave.

Regarding this, I chose to ignore it, walked to Chen Erbei, put my hand on his shoulder, and asked, "During the time I was away, nothing happened in the main room, right?"

He shook his head and said no.

I hummed and didn't say anything to him, so I found a long wooden bench and placed it on the left side of the main room, sat down, and planned to wait for the arrival of four o'clock.

Seeing that I sat down, Nalang Gao walked over, sat beside me, and said, "Brother Jiu, you really don't intend to let him go?"

I glared at him, "Stop talking about it, the most important thing right now is to organize the funeral well."

"Okay!" He sighed helplessly, didn't say anything, and kept his eyes fixed on Chen Erbei.

That Chen Erbei seemed to notice Lang Gao's eyes, glanced at him, and smiled at him again.

Seeing this situation, I really don't know what to say to Lang Gao. This Chen Erbei feels really good to me. I really don't know why Lang Gao regards him as a thorn in his side and a thorn in his flesh.

I always wanted to ask Lang Gao about this question, but he never answered me. It was only later that he told me that it was because of Chen Erbei that the urn was broken.

For his answer, I'm really drunk, what a bad reason!
However, sometimes when I think about it, it seems that this is really the case between people. If there is only one thing that is slightly off, you will look at people with colored glasses.Na Lang Gao is just an ordinary person, so naturally he can't escape this rule.

After waiting for about ten minutes, He Yuemin finally prepared enough dishes, and asked me: "Little baby, do you have any requirements for this meal?"

I counted with my fingers and said to him: "The two zodiac signs of the rat and the ox are in conflict with the deceased, and there are no other problems."

He hummed, then turned his head and asked the group of villagers behind him, "Is there anyone with the two zodiac signs of rat and ox?"

Those villagers, you look at me, I look at you, finally shook their heads and said, no.

Seeing this, I took out my phone and checked the time. It was 3:45, 15 minutes before the corpse.

Immediately, I stood up immediately and walked towards Chen Erbei, "Erbei, before the funeral begins, you must stand at the door of the main room and wait for me to sign to you before you can enter the main room."

As I said that, I asked Lang Gaogao to put a basin of water on the threshold of the main room, and asked He Yuemin to hold a kitchen knife and stand on the left side of the threshold.

After finishing all this, I asked Chen Erbei to go out first, and I began to fiddle with some things needed for the corpse in the main room. First, I put the Taishi chair on the upper seat of the first Eight Immortals table, and then I prepared some yellow paper and put it on the table. On both sides of the grand master's chair, find two more rice bowls, fill them with oil, salt, and vinegar, and then cover them with another empty bowl.

After getting this done, I suddenly remembered that eating corpses requires the internal organs of animals, that is, the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, stomach, large intestine, small intestine, triple burner, bladder, and gallbladder, which means that the dead body reappears.According to the traditional rules, it is best to use pigs for these things.

However, in the current situation, the funeral expenses are extremely limited, and it is obviously impossible to slaughter a pig.In desperation, I had no choice but to ask He Yuemin to find a rooster, weigh it, and then give him some money according to the local market.

Soon, He Yuemin brought a big cock over.

I took the rooster without any hesitation, killed the rooster so fast, and then took out the internal organs of the rooster, packed them in a medium-sized rice bowl, and placed them next to the photo of the deceased.

"Ninth brother, what are you doing with these things?" Nalang Gao walked over and asked doubtfully, "Isn't it good to put these bloody things at funerals?"

I gave a wry smile and said: "In normal funerals, seeing blood is a bad thing, but seeing blood is considered auspicious for offering sacrifices to corpses. One is that the deceased has no body, and these viscera represent the deceased. , the 'corpse' is accompanied by oil, salt and vinegar, and swallowed."

As soon as the words came out, Lang Gao couldn't help but took a few steps back, looked at me in disbelief, and said falteringly, "Swallow it?"

I hummed and ignored him, so I glanced at Chen Erbei and asked, "Erbei, can you do it?"

Standing at the door, Chen Erbei didn't answer my question directly, but first glanced at the internal organs on the Eight Immortals table, then hesitated for a while, and finally nodded.

Seeing this, I finally felt relieved.

To be honest, if I were to swallow oil, salt and vinegar with my internal organs, I would feel nauseous just thinking about it.After all, it takes a lot of courage to eat these things raw. Ask yourself, I don't have the courage.

However, Xiangshi has such a rigid requirement, and as the Eight Immortals, there is nothing I can do about it.

At this moment, the phone rang, and when I took it out, it was an alarm clock. The time was exactly 58:2, and there were only [-] minutes left before the corpse.

(End of this chapter)