My master is invincible

Chapter 713 Food Corpse (Final Chapter Part [-])

At that moment, I yelled into the main room, "Get ready for the corpse!"

As I said that, I arranged He Yuemin and the villagers on the left side of the main room, and told them that I didn't signal them to sit, so don't touch the Eight Immortals table indiscriminately.

They hummed and said yes, all actions were under command.

Afterwards, I took some yellow paper and stood in front of the first Eight Immortals table, Lang Gao stood at the door holding a kitchen knife, and Chen Erbei stood at the door wearing a shroud.

In this way, we waited for a while, and soon, it was 2 o'clock.

I raised my voice and shouted, "Today is June 2006, 6. I was ordered by the master's family to hold a funeral for the deceased He Yaoguang. Since the body was nowhere to be found, I could only express my heart by offering the corpse. The spirit of the deceased is in heaven, so he can sympathize with the filial piety of future generations, and try to eat as much material as possible."

After finishing speaking, I lit a few pieces of yellow paper, bowed to the Eight Immortals table, and threw the yellow paper in my hand into the air.

After the yellow paper landed, I gave Lang Gao a wink, which meant to let him knock on the door with a knife.

He came back and knocked on the door with a bang. (Note: This is to threaten the lonely ghosts nearby, so that they dare not go to the house.)
Immediately afterwards, I immediately signaled to Chen Erbei, and shouted with a loud voice, "Please... corpse... enter... hall."

That Chen Erbei was stunned, and immediately walked towards the door. When I was about to cross the threshold, I started to yell, "Wash away, wash away the grievances of the past life."

As soon as the words were finished, Chen Erbei stretched his hands into the washbasin on the threshold, washing his hands symbolically, and I shouted again: "Second wash, wash away the love of the past life."

He washed his hands symbolically again, and I shouted again: "Three washes, to wash away the debts of previous lives."

For the third time, Chen Erbei put his hand into the washbasin, washed it, and stepped into the main room.

As soon as he stepped into the main room, I immediately gave Lang Gao a wink.

The tacit understanding between Lang Gao and I was not bad, he immediately picked up a firecracker, and lit it at the position standing at the door of the main room, and there was a crackling sound.It is worth mentioning that the corpse is the most important part of the whole funeral, so the firecrackers must be long, and the setting time must be long.

After sounding for 3 minutes, the sound of firecrackers stopped.

"Please... corpse... to the... table!" I shouted again with a loud voice.

Following my shout, Chen Erbei walked towards the grand teacher's chair, stepped down slowly, and then put his hands on the table of eight immortals.

After he sat down, I burned some yellow paper again, and inserted three pillars of fragrance under the table of the Eight Immortals. What puzzled me was that no matter from the time when the "corpse" entered the door to the time when I was seated, I felt like an ordinary person The seats are average, and there is no sense of oppression like a corpse.

In other words, this ceremony is not like a ceremony at all. It is more like inviting someone to dinner, but the etiquette is more orthodox.

With this kind of doubt, I lit a pair of candles and inserted them on the Eight Immortals table, and glanced into the main room. To my disappointment, there was no dull feeling in the main room except for the faint smoke.

As we all know, general funerals will have a very weird atmosphere, which gives people an inexplicable sense of depression.

And now the atmosphere in the main room is extraordinarily fresh, what's going on?

I froze for a moment, then raised my voice and shouted again, "The sky and the earth are boundless and the moon is full of sorrow, and the grass is beautiful and frosty. On this heavy and painful day, on behalf of the host, I would like to welcome all folks to the banquet. If the greeting is not good enough, I hope all the folks and elders will be happy."

As I said that, I gave He Yuemin a wink, which meant that I could take the seat.

Then He Yuemin nodded immediately, and led some villagers of Tama Village to the table. When they were seated, I asked Lang Gao to set off a firecracker, the purpose of which was to welcome these people to the funeral.

After the sound of firecrackers ended, I looked into the main room again. To my disappointment, there was still no such atmosphere in the main room.

Ma De, hell, it is said that some unusual things will happen in such a relatively out-of-the-way ritual, but now, everything is calm.

I don't know why, but I began to pray in my heart that something strange would happen when the villagers were seated, even if a certain stool moved inexplicably.

However, the result made me very disappointed. The villagers sat down smoothly and started talking and laughing.

Seeing this situation, I really didn't know what to say, so I suppressed my doubts, found a bamboo basket and put it on the right side of Chen Erbei, threw some yellow paper into it, and said, "We will eat later." When it comes to internal organs, you just take a symbolic bite, and the rest is dumped into the basket."

He nodded and gestured to me again, meaning he understood.

Seeing this, I hummed and glanced at the Eight Immortals table. There were nine rice, three animals, wine glasses, viscera, oil, salt and vinegar, and photos of the deceased. Everything that should be prepared was on it.

I let out a heavy breath, glanced at the main room, and shouted with a loud voice: "Gu Wenren, maybe from the corpse, Li..."

As soon as the words came out, those villagers seemed not to understand what they meant, and looked at me with a few pairs of eyes full of doubts.

I'm a little anxious, Ma De, I forgot to tell them earlier, but now I'm doing the ceremony, I can't say anything else at all, so I can only look at Lang Gao for help.

That Lang Gao was expected to be the head of the department, he reacted immediately and shouted: "Everyone be quiet, the corpse is about to be served, don't touch the food on the table, after the 'corpse' eats, everyone can eat." Start eating."

Hearing this, I nodded to Lang Gao in satisfaction, picked up the oil, salt and vinegar on the table of the Eight Immortals with both hands, shook them vigorously, and shouted: "Three foods and three sauces, one sauce is for generations to come, and the second sauce is rich and honored." Tens of thousands of years, three sauces of gold and silver."

After shouting this, I put oil, salt and vinegar on the table of the Eight Immortals, and lifted a bottle of white wine from the side, poured a small amount of wine into the wine glass, and shouted: "Drink a glass, show your filial piety, and your heart is with you."

I said this to Chen Erbei, let him drink a glass of wine, choose one of the internal organs, dip it in three sauces, eat it raw, and then eat a mouthful of rice. (This is called Yifan in Xianshi, which means that one meal goes to one trouble.)
Chen Erbei quickly understood what I meant, drank the wine in the glass, and then selected chicken kidneys from the internal organs, dipped it in a bit of three sauces, took a symbolic bite, and finally put the remaining Chicken kidneys were left in a nearby basket.

During this period, I kept staring at Chen Erbei. What puzzled me was that his demeanor and expression did not change from normal people. Even when he was biting the chicken kidney, he just frowned. Nothing unusual at all.

Ma De, that's not right, the ghost had already invited He Yaoguang's soul up earlier, it is said that there is no abnormality in the corpse, and these strange things will appear more or less.

But now, there are indications that the deceased is not in the main room at all, what the hell is going on?

Is it...

No way!
This thought flashed through my mind, and I lost the interest in continuing to carry on the corpse. I immediately took out the Yin-Yang hexagram that I carried with me, muttered a few words in my mouth, and threw the Yin-Yang hexagram on the ground. It is the Yang hexagram. , Throw it again, it is still Yang Gua, continue to throw it, it is Yang Gua again.

Ma De, is He Yaoguang's last words true?
If so, then...

No, there is danger.

I couldn't help shouting, and immediately walked towards Lang Gao, "Brother, I need to go back to the prison, and the next funeral needs to be handled by you."

He was taken aback, and said in surprise, "Why? Didn't you just go back to prison tomorrow? Why did you change your mind all of a sudden?"

I didn't know how to explain it to him, and I didn't care if he understood, so I said: "The next ceremony is, every time you drink a glass of wine, you let Chen Erbei eat a mouthful of internal organs, and then eat a mouthful of rice. When you take a mouthful of rice, you need to eat three mouthfuls of internal organs at the same time."

As I said that, I paused, and continued: "After the internal organs are eaten, you light a firecracker and put it in the basket. When it is five o'clock, you light the basket again, and use a black firecracker for the remaining residue. Put the box up, find a dry place and bury it in the ground, and the corpse feeding is over. In addition, the Yang Yan at night, generally singing night songs, can be replaced by Chen Erbei."

Since I was always thinking about the deceased, I didn't care if Lang Gao understood, so I ran up to Chen Erbei, told him about Yege's affairs, and then ran out towards the entrance of the village without stopping. Lang Gao shouted, "Ninth brother, what's the matter, what are you going to do!"

I kept running and shouted without looking back, "Wait for me in this village for three months, and I will come back after three months!"

(End of this chapter)