My master is invincible
Chapter 750 Yin coffin
Chapter 750 Yin coffin (34)
After thinking about this, I really don't know what to say, I just think this family relationship is too complicated, so complicated that it makes people laugh and cry.
In our rural areas, some people have been making jokes about the fathers of the newlyweds. In our native dialect, that is called "pick ashes".
It is said that the father of the man can have sex with his daughter-in-law.
I always thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect to see it today.More importantly, this incident happened relatively early. According to the folk customs at that time, it was enough for the two of them to die a hundred times. It is no wonder that Mr. Fu was kicked out by his daughter-in-law.
At this point in my thoughts, I sighed heavily, looking at Fu Jinlong standing at the door smoking a cigarette, my heart was like knocking over a bottle of five flavors, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, everything is there.
"Lihuamei!" I called out to Lihuamei, who was in a daze, and said, "Is that letter still there?"
She glanced at Fu Jinlong at the door, and said in a low voice: "How can things from decades ago still exist? I was bluffing him just now. I just wanted to get some living expenses for Second Lord Pan."
I understood what she meant and didn't say anything more.I thought the search for the corpse this time would be full of thrills, but I didn't expect that this kind of thing was discovered before the search for the corpse started.
Afterwards, a few of us chatted with Second Master Pan for a while. We didn't know whether Fu Jinlong's reaction offended the old man or what happened. Second Master Pan didn't want to mention the past, but just chatted with us for a while.
Gradually it got dark, and I said to the Lihua girl, we are going back to the hotel, and we will come back tomorrow.
The Lihua girl thought for a while, glanced at us, and said, "It's getting late, and it's inconvenient for you to go back. How about this, I'll borrow a few beds for you in the village, and make do with the night here, so as not to Walking around tomorrow, hard work!"
I thought about it for a while and asked Joyce and Wen Xue what they thought. They said that it would be good to rest here for a night because of seasickness. As for Fu Jinlong, I didn't ask. Presumably, he didn't want to leave either.
The Lihua girl listened to our agreed result and led us out.
When I was about to go out, I groped around, and there was only about [-] yuan left in my pocket. I took out the [-] yuan and handed it to the second master as a thank you for entertaining us.
At first, the second master refused to accept it, saying that he received us out of hospitality, not for money, and at the end of the argument, he almost got into a fight with us.
In desperation, I just pretended to leave first, then sneaked back to Pan Erye's house, put the money on the grinding stone at the door, and pressed it with a stone.Afraid of being taken away by others, I yelled at the door and immediately caught up with Lihuamei and the others.
Back in the team, the Lihua girl asked me why I went, I smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the Lihua girl borrowed two beds for us in the village, one for Fu Jinlong and the other for me, Joyce, and Wen Xue.
Just this one bed caused a lot of trouble. According to the customs in the countryside, couples usually sleep separately when they go to other people's homes, let alone me, Joyce, and Wen Xue sharing the same bed.
The family disagreed with life and death that the three of us should sleep together. In desperation, I had no choice but to tell Lihuamei the whole story and ask her to help speak well.
After listening to my narration, the Lihua girl stared at me for a long time and said, "You are telling the truth? Your friend really knows how to call for rounds."
"Of course it's the truth!" I said to her, "I've checked for two consecutive nights, and I should do the same tonight!"
"I can testify for Master Jiu!" Joyce also said.
"I can also testify!" Wen Xue also said from the side.
The Lihua girl thought about it, and finally chose to trust me, and talked to the family, and finally settled the matter.
After finding a place to sleep, the Lihua girl wanted to take us to her house for dinner, saying that her parents should be back and would welcome us warmly.
To be honest, I wanted to go, but considering Lihuamei’s grandmother, I gave up and refused her request, ate some dry food we brought, and had dinner.
At night, Li Huamei took Fu Jinlong to another house to rest, and I, Joyce, and Wen Xue were together.
"Jiuye, what do you think of Lihuamei?" Joyce sat by the bed and asked me.
"She is beautiful, kind-hearted, and a rare good girl!" I told the truth. If there is no Lihua girl in this day, let alone whether you can enter the village, even if you enter the village, you will not be able to find out about these things. Not to mention Fu Jinlong's identity.
"Did you see it?" Joyce asked again.
I turned my head and glanced at her. Just as I was about to speak, Wen Xue actually spoke for Joyce, and she said, "Yes, Chen Jiu, do you like her girl? If so, we will help you find a match. "
I glared at the two of them. Before they came to Xianha Village, they were still life and death rivals. In just one day, they seemed to be different people, and they actually partnered.This is really incomprehensible, no wonder the sage would say that women have needles in their hearts and never know what they are thinking.
I didn't answer their questions, but let them go to bed early, and I found a clean place next to the bed, planning to spend the night casually.
At this moment, the Lihua girl came back. She had a few more things in her hand, a quilt and a blanket. As soon as she entered the door, she said, "It's a bit cold here at night, you should take these things first." .”
As she said that, she put these things in front of me, and then glanced at the three of us, a rosy face flashed, which was really pretty, and said falteringly: "You...you rest, I will go back first."
After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards the door. When she was almost at the door, she seemed to remember something, stopped, and said, "By the way, you should be quiet when you wake up in the morning. We have the habit of worshiping God in the morning. The most taboo is to make a sound, especially that kind of sound."
When I heard this, how could I not understand what she meant, and spent a long time trying to figure it out. She didn't believe that the three of us lived together because we were afraid of Lang Gao's ward rounds.
At the moment, I didn't want to explain to her, so I said, "Don't worry, I will never make a sound!"
"What!" She looked at me in surprise, "You mean you can do that, but you can't make that kind of sound?"
Hearing this, I wished I could slap myself a few times, and immediately explained, "Sister Lihua, things are really not what you think, I assure you, I sleep in the same room as Joyce, just because I'm afraid of rounds. The specific reason has been explained to you before. As for Wen Xue, she is playing tricks, which is even more impossible. "
I was afraid that she wouldn't believe it, so I immediately took out my mobile phone, looked up Lang Gao's call probability, and said, "Look, his calls are all after five o'clock in the middle of the night!"
She took the phone and looked at it, then looked at the three of us, finally sighed, and walked towards the door.
Suddenly, I suddenly remembered something, and quickly called to her, "Sister Lihua, I have a question that I've always wanted to ask you."
"What?" she asked, turning her head.
(End of this chapter)
After thinking about this, I really don't know what to say, I just think this family relationship is too complicated, so complicated that it makes people laugh and cry.
In our rural areas, some people have been making jokes about the fathers of the newlyweds. In our native dialect, that is called "pick ashes".
It is said that the father of the man can have sex with his daughter-in-law.
I always thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect to see it today.More importantly, this incident happened relatively early. According to the folk customs at that time, it was enough for the two of them to die a hundred times. It is no wonder that Mr. Fu was kicked out by his daughter-in-law.
At this point in my thoughts, I sighed heavily, looking at Fu Jinlong standing at the door smoking a cigarette, my heart was like knocking over a bottle of five flavors, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, everything is there.
"Lihuamei!" I called out to Lihuamei, who was in a daze, and said, "Is that letter still there?"
She glanced at Fu Jinlong at the door, and said in a low voice: "How can things from decades ago still exist? I was bluffing him just now. I just wanted to get some living expenses for Second Lord Pan."
I understood what she meant and didn't say anything more.I thought the search for the corpse this time would be full of thrills, but I didn't expect that this kind of thing was discovered before the search for the corpse started.
Afterwards, a few of us chatted with Second Master Pan for a while. We didn't know whether Fu Jinlong's reaction offended the old man or what happened. Second Master Pan didn't want to mention the past, but just chatted with us for a while.
Gradually it got dark, and I said to the Lihua girl, we are going back to the hotel, and we will come back tomorrow.
The Lihua girl thought for a while, glanced at us, and said, "It's getting late, and it's inconvenient for you to go back. How about this, I'll borrow a few beds for you in the village, and make do with the night here, so as not to Walking around tomorrow, hard work!"
I thought about it for a while and asked Joyce and Wen Xue what they thought. They said that it would be good to rest here for a night because of seasickness. As for Fu Jinlong, I didn't ask. Presumably, he didn't want to leave either.
The Lihua girl listened to our agreed result and led us out.
When I was about to go out, I groped around, and there was only about [-] yuan left in my pocket. I took out the [-] yuan and handed it to the second master as a thank you for entertaining us.
At first, the second master refused to accept it, saying that he received us out of hospitality, not for money, and at the end of the argument, he almost got into a fight with us.
In desperation, I just pretended to leave first, then sneaked back to Pan Erye's house, put the money on the grinding stone at the door, and pressed it with a stone.Afraid of being taken away by others, I yelled at the door and immediately caught up with Lihuamei and the others.
Back in the team, the Lihua girl asked me why I went, I smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the Lihua girl borrowed two beds for us in the village, one for Fu Jinlong and the other for me, Joyce, and Wen Xue.
Just this one bed caused a lot of trouble. According to the customs in the countryside, couples usually sleep separately when they go to other people's homes, let alone me, Joyce, and Wen Xue sharing the same bed.
The family disagreed with life and death that the three of us should sleep together. In desperation, I had no choice but to tell Lihuamei the whole story and ask her to help speak well.
After listening to my narration, the Lihua girl stared at me for a long time and said, "You are telling the truth? Your friend really knows how to call for rounds."
"Of course it's the truth!" I said to her, "I've checked for two consecutive nights, and I should do the same tonight!"
"I can testify for Master Jiu!" Joyce also said.
"I can also testify!" Wen Xue also said from the side.
The Lihua girl thought about it, and finally chose to trust me, and talked to the family, and finally settled the matter.
After finding a place to sleep, the Lihua girl wanted to take us to her house for dinner, saying that her parents should be back and would welcome us warmly.
To be honest, I wanted to go, but considering Lihuamei’s grandmother, I gave up and refused her request, ate some dry food we brought, and had dinner.
At night, Li Huamei took Fu Jinlong to another house to rest, and I, Joyce, and Wen Xue were together.
"Jiuye, what do you think of Lihuamei?" Joyce sat by the bed and asked me.
"She is beautiful, kind-hearted, and a rare good girl!" I told the truth. If there is no Lihua girl in this day, let alone whether you can enter the village, even if you enter the village, you will not be able to find out about these things. Not to mention Fu Jinlong's identity.
"Did you see it?" Joyce asked again.
I turned my head and glanced at her. Just as I was about to speak, Wen Xue actually spoke for Joyce, and she said, "Yes, Chen Jiu, do you like her girl? If so, we will help you find a match. "
I glared at the two of them. Before they came to Xianha Village, they were still life and death rivals. In just one day, they seemed to be different people, and they actually partnered.This is really incomprehensible, no wonder the sage would say that women have needles in their hearts and never know what they are thinking.
I didn't answer their questions, but let them go to bed early, and I found a clean place next to the bed, planning to spend the night casually.
At this moment, the Lihua girl came back. She had a few more things in her hand, a quilt and a blanket. As soon as she entered the door, she said, "It's a bit cold here at night, you should take these things first." .”
As she said that, she put these things in front of me, and then glanced at the three of us, a rosy face flashed, which was really pretty, and said falteringly: "You...you rest, I will go back first."
After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards the door. When she was almost at the door, she seemed to remember something, stopped, and said, "By the way, you should be quiet when you wake up in the morning. We have the habit of worshiping God in the morning. The most taboo is to make a sound, especially that kind of sound."
When I heard this, how could I not understand what she meant, and spent a long time trying to figure it out. She didn't believe that the three of us lived together because we were afraid of Lang Gao's ward rounds.
At the moment, I didn't want to explain to her, so I said, "Don't worry, I will never make a sound!"
"What!" She looked at me in surprise, "You mean you can do that, but you can't make that kind of sound?"
Hearing this, I wished I could slap myself a few times, and immediately explained, "Sister Lihua, things are really not what you think, I assure you, I sleep in the same room as Joyce, just because I'm afraid of rounds. The specific reason has been explained to you before. As for Wen Xue, she is playing tricks, which is even more impossible. "
I was afraid that she wouldn't believe it, so I immediately took out my mobile phone, looked up Lang Gao's call probability, and said, "Look, his calls are all after five o'clock in the middle of the night!"
She took the phone and looked at it, then looked at the three of us, finally sighed, and walked towards the door.
Suddenly, I suddenly remembered something, and quickly called to her, "Sister Lihua, I have a question that I've always wanted to ask you."
"What?" she asked, turning her head.
(End of this chapter)
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