My master is invincible

Chapter 80 Moving the Grave ([-])

"That money, the old man touched Widow Liu's place yesterday and was extorted!" The old scholar said with an annoyed face, and as he spoke, he took his hand and sniffed it on his nose.

"Fuck, you are almost a hundred years old, and you still think about that!" I was so drunk, I took out 300 yuan from my pocket and handed it to him, saying: "I don't have any money on me, save some money. If it’s not enough, ask me to get it!”

The old scholar took the money, his expression froze, and he said solemnly: "I will definitely live up to your entrustment."

I was a little puzzled, just talking casually, why is the old scholar so cautious?However, I didn't think too much about it, so I walked out, planning to go to the town to buy some things to move the grave.

I took 2000 yuan from my father, rented a motorcycle, and walked around the town for a long time. Finally, I got the things needed to move the grave. I went to the hospital and asked about Fatty Guo's situation. , Let him rest well, go to my house to carry the coffin in a few days, and ask Fatty Guo to carry the coffin. I have thought about it carefully. There is an old saying that the more meat, the more money, the more blessings, so I plan to let him go.

Hearing this, his expression became very fast, and he said, "Who is dead?"

If it weren't for the fact that he was injured, I really wanted to kick him a few times, and said angrily: "Move the grave, there is something wrong with my grandfather's grave, after Huang Daoji is selected, come and help!"

He let out a breath, and readily agreed, and then we chatted about Cheng Xiaocheng for a while, and his tone was a little uncomfortable, "The green tea lady insulted you like that back then, do you still care so much about her life?"

"She is ruthless, I can't be unjust, not to mention it's a human life, you go to our school tomorrow and find out! How can I say, Cheng Xiaocheng is also my first love, I don't want anything to happen to her." My tone was very calm.

"Ninth brother, I really can't stand you. I still miss that kind of green tea girl." Fatty Guo said something contemptuous, but he still agreed to go to the school to find out tomorrow.

I shook my head and walked out of Fatty Guo's ward. I happened to meet Zhang Yuanyuan walking towards the opposite side. I greeted him with a smile and said, "Little nurse, don't lead my brother into trouble."

Before she could get mad, I ran away with a 'whoosh'. I really can't afford to provoke such a strange creature like a woman. I was a little confused when I thought of Joyce at home. She stayed at my house and didn't leave. What do you mean?
Walking around the town again, the girl Joyce seemed to like Huang Jiaju's songs very much. I bought her a Huang Jiaju tape by accident, and then I rented a motorcycle with my bags and went back to home.

As soon as I entered the door, I threw my things into the room, and saw my father, Joyce, and the old scholar sitting together and chatting about something, occasionally burst into laughter. Topic, can still laugh out.

When my father saw me coming in, he pulled me to the old scholar and said, "Jiuzi, thank the old scholar quickly. He has chosen a good day for your grandfather and found a new grave for your grandfather. He said, That cemetery is prosperous for descendants."

"What do you mean?" I asked my father suspiciously.

"During the time you went to town, the old scholar has already chosen a date and found a new grave!" Father said unhappily.

"Grass, old scholar, why don't you respect the rules of the earth fairy? I didn't give you a red envelope or invite you, so you just mixed in without permission, so you won't be afraid of being punished?" I was a little angry. In one line, there is indeed such a rule that the host must send an invitation, and then send a red envelope for the opening of the market, so that the earth fairy can take over the job. You can't choose a date or grave for others without authorization, otherwise you will get retribution.

Of course, I'm not angry for this reason, but because his tortoise looks fierce, which proves that he is not suitable for meddling in this matter. Now that he meddles in, accidents will definitely happen. From this, our family has really committed a serious crime.

"Jiuyazi, why did you say that? How could the old man violate the rules? Have you forgotten this?" The old scholar took out three pieces of Grandpa Mao and raised them, saying, "This money is the red envelope you gave the old man. Watch the graveyard for your family."

"Crap, you lent me that, how can it be considered a red envelope?" I yelled at the old scholar.

"Did you forget what the old man said when he took the money? This is not a violation!" The old scholar smiled mysteriously, and stopped talking. He sat next to his father, took a sip of tea leisurely, and babbled in his mouth. the sound of.

"What are you two talking about? Why can't I understand?" Joyce interjected.

"It's none of your business!" I was in a bad mood, and I took out Huang Jiaju's tape from my pocket and threw it to her, saying, "Go and listen to the music, don't meddle in the affairs here."

She took the tape and was taken aback for a moment. She didn't know why she was nervous. She screamed and said incoherently: "Master Jiu, did you give this to me?"

I nodded, not in the mood to speak.

"Thank you so much!" She stood up, walked to my side, kissed me on the cheek without any unnecessary movements, and then ran into my mother's room in embarrassment.

I was a little stunned, a tape of Huang Jiaju, as for it?It wasn't until many years later that I realized why she took such an initiative. Every woman has an idol buried deep in her heart, and Joyce's idol is Huang Jiaju, which has never changed. She only listens to music. Listening to Huang Jiaju, you can listen to a song thousands of times without ever getting tired of it.

Looking at the weird eyes of my father and the old scholar, I smiled awkwardly and said, "She has a convulsion, don't worry about it, let's continue the topic just now."

"The old man sees that you are very beautiful in your heart, and you still have the mind to bring up the topic just now?" The old scholar said with a smile.

On this issue, I don't want to get too entangled, so I smiled bitterly and said to the old scholar: "You are always worried about the funeral after your death. I can understand this feeling. We don't speak dark words in front of the wise. I have always treated you as half Master, even if you don't get involved in this matter, I will take care of your funeral, why are you doing this now?"

"Jiu Yazi, you don't understand. This old man has his own plans. If he lets others take care of his funeral for no reason, he will owe a debt. He will have to pay it back in his next life. Why not settle the debt when he is about to die? In the next life, I will enjoy a relaxed and comfortable life." The old scholar said indifferently.

"You...you don't know what to eat!" I yelled at the old scholar again.

"Don't be angry, the old man has been thinking about it for a long time. As far as moving the grave is concerned, as long as the earth fairy divination, nine out of ten no one will be willing to look at the grave for your grandfather. If you go to battle in person, there will be mistakes in etiquette. If you are not careful, you will commit crimes. Once you commit a crime, the grave will be relocated in vain. I am afraid that people will die. This old man will give you another piece of advice. To relocate the grave this time, you must not only find a capable Taoist priest , I still need to find a good intellectual, and I have to think, think, and think about the Eight Immortals, and I won’t show off my appearance." The old scholar seemed a little weak after talking so much in one breath, and coughed several times in the middle.

(End of this chapter)