My master is invincible

Chapter 86
"Jiu Yazi, it's just in time for you to come. I have something to do at home and I need to go back. Don't prepare my lunch!" Lao Wang hurriedly walked to the front.

I glanced at him, this acting was too bad, his meaning was obvious, he withdrew from a banquet seat and gave it to Qingxuanzi.

"There's no reason not to eat, it's so out of etiquette!" I said to Lao Wang lightly, without breaking him.

"My guest called me and said that the third girl is coming back from outside today, I have to pick her up and come back later!" Gao Lao interjected from the side.

The two of them were not the only ones looking for reasons, some of the other Eight Immortals were looking for reasons one after another, all of which meant that the main idea was to leave the seat and give it to Qingxuanzi, and they didn't want to embarrass me.

I gave up and took a look at Qingxuanzi. He was looking at me with a smile and didn't speak, as if he was watching how I would solve it.

"Whoever of you dare to leave today, just don't give me Chen Jiu's face, and sit on the main table to eat!" I yelled at the Eight Immortals. I wanted to speak softly, but considering this group of elders Ladies, you can't tell them lightly.

As soon as I said this, I saw Qingxuanzi's face darken. He was very angry. I walked over and pulled him, "Daoist Qingxuanzi, take a step to speak."

Needless to say, when Qingxuanzi got angry, his appearance was a bit stern, he should be a rare handsome man when he was young.

He kept his face sombre and didn't talk to me. I dragged him towards my house, flattering me hard, saying that his Taoism has been around since ancient times, and that only Taishang Laojun can beat him alone. He just looks like an emperor, but God is ruthless, so he fell into the mortal world and became this Taoist priest.

When I was almost at the door of the house, I saw Lang Gao, his father, and the old scholar standing at the door. I secretly glanced into the room, and there was a table of banquets inside. Compared with the main room, the dishes on it were worse than 01:30 , a rough count, five bowls, only half a bowl of vegetables in each bowl.

"Chen Baxian, Xiaodao is very famous in this Dongxing Town. Where do you go to hold a funeral? Don't you sit at the main table and eat big fish and meat? When you come to your house to move the grave, you let me sit here? Eat this dish?" Qingxuanzi got angry, pointing at me and scolding me.

"Don't be angry, let's see who I invited to have dinner with you?" I gestured to the old scholar.

"Qingxuanzi, I don't know if the old man will accompany you to eat this meal, would you like to accompany me?" The old scholar straightened his expression, which looked a little formal, a little different from usual.

What I didn't expect was that when Qingxuanzi heard the old scholar speak, his attitude turned 180 degrees. If he said that he respected the old and loved the young, he would reluctantly agree at most, and he must be a little angry in his heart. It's too much.

I saw that Qingxuanzi bowed his hands to the old scholar first, and said flatteredly: "I can't wish for it, I can't wish for it. It is Xiaodao's honor to have a meal with you."

After a series of small banquet turmoil is over, I breathed a sigh of relief at the side, I don’t know the inside story of this banquet if I am not the host, if Qingxuanzi really loses his temper and walks away with his sleeves, I can only stare blankly, after all, It's because our etiquette is not done well, no wonder he.

During the meal, I was more curious about Qingxuanzi's attitude towards the old scholar. At first, the two of them didn't talk about life and death, but later, the old scholar drank a little too much. After half a year, the old Xiu was his enlightenment teacher.

After drinking for three rounds, the old scholar accompanied Qingxuanzi to dinner. My father and I took some plastic bags and a few cartons of cigarettes, and distributed eight packs of cigarettes and eight plastic bags to each table. These plastic bags are for those who come to participate The person who moved the grave used to pack the food, and if there was too much food at the banquet, the eight people at that table would divide it equally, and then put it back in this plastic bag. (Note: There are eight people at a table in a formal banquet, but now there are usually ten people. Personally, I feel a little disrespectful of the custom.)
After the meal, I gave Widow Liu, the cook, 200 yuan, which was her salary for today, and I gave [-] yuan to each of the three people in the village who came to help, as a token of my appreciation.

When the guests were almost greeted, Lang Gao came to me and asked, "Eight relatives in your family each received a red envelope of 300 yuan. How do you plan to return the gift? This has to be approved by the host family, and I can't make a decision. "

I thought for a while, and said to Lang Gao: "Giving each of them a hundred back is a gift! After all, my father also spent a lot of money on banquets at their house!"

This kind of return gift is a custom in our side. Whether it is a white wedding or a red wedding, the host family has to return some of the red envelopes that relatives come to eat at the banquet, and the host family has the final say on how much to refund.

Of course, some rich people are more generous in this regard. They generally don’t accept gift money. Fabi, my family is poor, so I still have to accept this gift.

After eating and drinking enough, Qingxuanzi went to get the coffin. The eight immortals sat in the main room bragging and farting. One said that the daughter-in-law of the east family was good-looking, and the other said that the daughter-in-law of the west family [*** is big, a group of men sitting together and chatting Some dirty jokes.

When I walked into the main room, Old Wang was asking Fatty Guo about the bitterness of being single for eighteen years. Fatty Guo's answer made all the Eight Immortals laugh from ear to ear. He said that his heart was not sore, but his hands were sore.

I’m also drunk, and my hands won’t be sore after flying a few times. I shrugged my shoulders, walked in, clapped my hands to attract their attention, and said, “After drinking and eating, it’s time to get down to business. First, carry the empty coffin to my grandfather’s grave. After moving the grave, everyone stays for dinner. There are only three people in my family. If there is some leftover food, I will pour it out. Please help me to eat.”

This doesn't sound very pleasant, but it is a common saying in our rural areas, and it has no other meaning, but it is more realistic, because it is the truth.

"Jiu Yazi, have you finished everything in the coffin?" Old Wang came over and asked me.

"Qingxuanzi has already finished, and I'm just waiting for you to carry the empty coffin." After finishing speaking, I walked towards the door. As the master, there are too many trivial matters to move the grave, and I don't have time to chat with them.

A group of Eight Immortals followed me and came out. The coffin was placed on the left side of my house. When I bought it, I was afraid that the open air would be bad, so I covered it with a plastic mat. When we walked over, Qingxuanzi was going into the coffin Put things, just like normal funerals, there are so many things.

"Here we come, prepare to carry the dragon body to the grave!" Qingxuanzi raised his head and greeted us.

Because it is a grave relocation, the coffin lid cannot be placed on top of the coffin. The coffin lid should be placed on the coffin upside down, and then tied firmly with a dragon rope. When the empty coffin is lifted, three gongs are needed. Knowledge of customers.

pa: Tomorrow Monday, I hope you will support me a lot and make it to the top of the new book list!
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