My master is invincible
Chapter 900 Five Colored Coffins
Chapter 900 Colorful Coffin (23)
Then Lu Qiusheng seemed to feel that I was agitated, patted my shoulder, and said, "Xiao Jiu! Things are not what you think, Fatty Guo! Well, how should I put it, didn't his wife tell him to lose weight? ?”
I hummed. I heard from Fatty Guo last year that the two got married after his wife asked him to lose a few pounds, and his wife's name seems to be Zhang Yuanyuan.How can just losing weight affect life?
Lu Qiusheng seemed to see what I was thinking, smiled wryly, and said, "Little Jiu, you haven't seen Fatty Guo for a while, and now Fatty Guo has lost thirty catties, and he looks a bit Fat, but definitely not as fat as before, and the whole person looks extra energetic, it's just..."
Speaking of this, Lu Qiusheng hesitated, as if there was something hard to say.
"Mr. Lu, what's the matter, but it's okay to say!" I asked.
He sighed deeply, and said, "Xiao Jiu, I'm not telling you, that Fatty Guo started contacting... contacting... in order to lose weight."
"What!" I was startled and asked him, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah!" He nodded, "I heard from the employees of the company that I saw Fatty Guo committing suicide several times. If this continues, I'm worried that Fatty Guo's life will be lost!"
Ma De, let me curse inwardly, it's been a while since I saw you, that Fatty Guo actually started to fuck, is this just for a moment of excitement, or to lose weight?
For a while, my mind was a little confused, I took out my mobile phone and immediately called Fatty Guo.
After about seven or eight rings, the phone was connected, and Fatty Guo's voice came over, and for some reason, his voice was extraordinarily lazy, as if he was out of breath, and he said, "Ninth brother, it's midnight, what's the matter? "
I sneered and said coldly, "What are you doing?"
"Sleep! Nothing!" he said.
"Lu Qiusheng is here with me, do you have anything to say to me?" My voice was very cold, and I resisted it from the bottom of my heart. I never thought that Fatty Guo would touch this kind of thing. Do I know Fatty Guo?
Although Fatty Guo is a bit lecherous, he is also a bit timid, and he is still a righteous person.I remember when I was studying, someone in our school accidentally ate white/powder. At that time, Fatty Guo swore to me that he would never touch that kind of thing in his life, but now...
He faltered for a while, his voice became a little evasive, and said: "Nine...Nine...Ninth brother, listen to me, things are not what you think, some...someone said...I...I..."
Before he finished speaking, I just felt that the whole world was about to collapse. Even if I didn't touch my body, I would definitely believe him.But now, his tone is obviously admitting the affair.
In an instant, a fire was burning in my heart, and I yelled into the phone, "Fatty Guo, are you fucking crazy? How can you touch that kind of thing? Do you fucking want to live?"
"Ninth Brother!" He called me softly, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he hung up the phone without saying anything.
Listening to the busy tone on the phone, I was so crazy, Mad, this fat man dared to hang up on my phone, dialed it again, rang a few times, was hung up again, made five or six calls in a row, but was rejected Hang up, and at the end of the call, a sentence came directly from the phone, "Hello, the number you dialed is not in the service area."
I'm on fire, I'm really on fire.Ma De, I thought it would be a good thing for Fatty Guo and Lu Qiusheng to set up a company in Hengyang, but I didn't expect this fatty to get into trouble with a woman. How the hell am I going to face his parents in the future?
I was so angry that I had nothing to say, so I looked at Lu Qiusheng and said angrily, "Why didn't you take care of him?"
He smiled awkwardly and explained: "Xiao Jiu! I rarely go to Hengyang's branch office a few times a year. Fatty Guo is usually there. I don't have time to look after him. Besides, Fatty Guo is an adult. People, everything has to be understood by themselves, we..."
I understood what he meant, and I thought about it quickly. If I have been in contact with sex for a long time, it is undoubtedly a chronic suicide/suicide. I only hope that Fatty Guo has not been in contact with sex for a long time.
At that moment, I turned my head and glanced at Yang Yan next to me, and said, "Long Mao, this funeral is up to you and Lang Gao, I want to go to Hengyang to see Fatty Guo, he..."
Then Yang Yan hummed and said, "Ninth Brother, you go! Lang Gao will be with me for this funeral, so it should be fine."
As soon as the words fell, the old man who hadn't spoken all this time suddenly spoke. He stared at me first, and said slowly: "Xiao Jiu, I suggest that you'd better finish the funeral yourself. As for your friend's matter, we'll wait until after the funeral." The same goes for checking, you need to know that the purpose of you coffin bearers is to put the dead first."
As he spoke, he sighed, and continued: "Living in this world, people will encounter some troubles more or less. Even so, as a qualified coffin bearer, I hope you will think about it carefully. In addition, this You snatched the funeral from Huang Yi, if you leave like this, I'm afraid you will attract people's attention!"
"That's right!" Lu Qiusheng said from the side, "It's not a day or two since Fatty Guo died, and it's the same if you go to Hengyang after the funeral."
"Brother Jiu, I think what they said makes sense. Didn't you say that the funeral will be held tomorrow, and the deceased will be carried up the mountain the day after tomorrow? We won't miss two days." Yang Yan put his hand on my shoulder and comforted me.
Afterwards, Lu Qiusheng and others began to persuade me one after another, especially Lu Qiusheng, who promised to rush back to Hengyang overnight and find some people to tie up Fatty Guo and send him to Beijing.
I didn't reject Lu Qiusheng's statement. I knelt down in front of him and said, "Mr. Lu, please take care of him and don't let him go astray. I don't have many brothers in my life, and Fatty Guo is exactly that." one of them."
When I knelt down, Lu Qiusheng was so scared that he quickly pulled me up and said, "Xiaojiu, don't worry, before I came to Hubei, I had secretly sent someone to follow Fatty Guo, and only his side had a shot, those people I arranged Fatty Guo will be tied up, and I assure you that during your funeral, Fatty Guo will never touch the **."
I grunted and clenched my fists. There was only one thought in my mind. After the funeral, I must give him a good meal.Ma De, with such a good opportunity, it is still unforgivable to get involved in sex even if it is to lose weight, if you don't start a company well.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Lu Qiusheng patted my shoulder heavily and said, "Xiao Jiu, don't worry too much. I'm going back to Hengyang right now. Until you go back to Hengyang, I will stay by Fatty Guo's side." .”
As he said that, he seemed to have thought of something, so he asked me: "Should I inform Fatty Guo's parents about this?"
"Don't!" I gave up, "After all, sex is not something to be honored. The less people know about it, the better. If there is a trouble, it will be difficult for Fatty Guo to marry a wife in the future!"
When Lu Qiusheng heard what I said, he hummed and let me handle the funeral at ease, while he walked towards the door.
Looking at his back, I wanted to follow him several times, but I was afraid that if I followed him, I would have no intention of attending the funeral, and even go back to Hengyang directly with Lu Qiusheng.
"Ninth brother! Don't worry, Mr. Lu should be able to handle this matter very well." Yang Yan comforted him.
I didn't want to speak, and kept staring at Lu Qiusheng's back, until I was completely engulfed by the blackness, then I looked back.
The moment I turned my light back, Lang Gao and the others appeared at the door with a lot of funeral supplies in their hands. As the custom here is that you cannot enter the hotel with unlucky things, Lang Gao kept waving at the door , beckoning me to go out.
I suppressed the sadness in my heart, walked towards the hotel entrance, and heard Lang Gao say, "Ninth brother, I have bought all the things that should be bought, but there is one thing that I don't know whether I should buy or not."
I asked, "What!"
"Walk the peak!" he said.
(End of this chapter)
Then Lu Qiusheng seemed to feel that I was agitated, patted my shoulder, and said, "Xiao Jiu! Things are not what you think, Fatty Guo! Well, how should I put it, didn't his wife tell him to lose weight? ?”
I hummed. I heard from Fatty Guo last year that the two got married after his wife asked him to lose a few pounds, and his wife's name seems to be Zhang Yuanyuan.How can just losing weight affect life?
Lu Qiusheng seemed to see what I was thinking, smiled wryly, and said, "Little Jiu, you haven't seen Fatty Guo for a while, and now Fatty Guo has lost thirty catties, and he looks a bit Fat, but definitely not as fat as before, and the whole person looks extra energetic, it's just..."
Speaking of this, Lu Qiusheng hesitated, as if there was something hard to say.
"Mr. Lu, what's the matter, but it's okay to say!" I asked.
He sighed deeply, and said, "Xiao Jiu, I'm not telling you, that Fatty Guo started contacting... contacting... in order to lose weight."
"What!" I was startled and asked him, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah!" He nodded, "I heard from the employees of the company that I saw Fatty Guo committing suicide several times. If this continues, I'm worried that Fatty Guo's life will be lost!"
Ma De, let me curse inwardly, it's been a while since I saw you, that Fatty Guo actually started to fuck, is this just for a moment of excitement, or to lose weight?
For a while, my mind was a little confused, I took out my mobile phone and immediately called Fatty Guo.
After about seven or eight rings, the phone was connected, and Fatty Guo's voice came over, and for some reason, his voice was extraordinarily lazy, as if he was out of breath, and he said, "Ninth brother, it's midnight, what's the matter? "
I sneered and said coldly, "What are you doing?"
"Sleep! Nothing!" he said.
"Lu Qiusheng is here with me, do you have anything to say to me?" My voice was very cold, and I resisted it from the bottom of my heart. I never thought that Fatty Guo would touch this kind of thing. Do I know Fatty Guo?
Although Fatty Guo is a bit lecherous, he is also a bit timid, and he is still a righteous person.I remember when I was studying, someone in our school accidentally ate white/powder. At that time, Fatty Guo swore to me that he would never touch that kind of thing in his life, but now...
He faltered for a while, his voice became a little evasive, and said: "Nine...Nine...Ninth brother, listen to me, things are not what you think, some...someone said...I...I..."
Before he finished speaking, I just felt that the whole world was about to collapse. Even if I didn't touch my body, I would definitely believe him.But now, his tone is obviously admitting the affair.
In an instant, a fire was burning in my heart, and I yelled into the phone, "Fatty Guo, are you fucking crazy? How can you touch that kind of thing? Do you fucking want to live?"
"Ninth Brother!" He called me softly, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he hung up the phone without saying anything.
Listening to the busy tone on the phone, I was so crazy, Mad, this fat man dared to hang up on my phone, dialed it again, rang a few times, was hung up again, made five or six calls in a row, but was rejected Hang up, and at the end of the call, a sentence came directly from the phone, "Hello, the number you dialed is not in the service area."
I'm on fire, I'm really on fire.Ma De, I thought it would be a good thing for Fatty Guo and Lu Qiusheng to set up a company in Hengyang, but I didn't expect this fatty to get into trouble with a woman. How the hell am I going to face his parents in the future?
I was so angry that I had nothing to say, so I looked at Lu Qiusheng and said angrily, "Why didn't you take care of him?"
He smiled awkwardly and explained: "Xiao Jiu! I rarely go to Hengyang's branch office a few times a year. Fatty Guo is usually there. I don't have time to look after him. Besides, Fatty Guo is an adult. People, everything has to be understood by themselves, we..."
I understood what he meant, and I thought about it quickly. If I have been in contact with sex for a long time, it is undoubtedly a chronic suicide/suicide. I only hope that Fatty Guo has not been in contact with sex for a long time.
At that moment, I turned my head and glanced at Yang Yan next to me, and said, "Long Mao, this funeral is up to you and Lang Gao, I want to go to Hengyang to see Fatty Guo, he..."
Then Yang Yan hummed and said, "Ninth Brother, you go! Lang Gao will be with me for this funeral, so it should be fine."
As soon as the words fell, the old man who hadn't spoken all this time suddenly spoke. He stared at me first, and said slowly: "Xiao Jiu, I suggest that you'd better finish the funeral yourself. As for your friend's matter, we'll wait until after the funeral." The same goes for checking, you need to know that the purpose of you coffin bearers is to put the dead first."
As he spoke, he sighed, and continued: "Living in this world, people will encounter some troubles more or less. Even so, as a qualified coffin bearer, I hope you will think about it carefully. In addition, this You snatched the funeral from Huang Yi, if you leave like this, I'm afraid you will attract people's attention!"
"That's right!" Lu Qiusheng said from the side, "It's not a day or two since Fatty Guo died, and it's the same if you go to Hengyang after the funeral."
"Brother Jiu, I think what they said makes sense. Didn't you say that the funeral will be held tomorrow, and the deceased will be carried up the mountain the day after tomorrow? We won't miss two days." Yang Yan put his hand on my shoulder and comforted me.
Afterwards, Lu Qiusheng and others began to persuade me one after another, especially Lu Qiusheng, who promised to rush back to Hengyang overnight and find some people to tie up Fatty Guo and send him to Beijing.
I didn't reject Lu Qiusheng's statement. I knelt down in front of him and said, "Mr. Lu, please take care of him and don't let him go astray. I don't have many brothers in my life, and Fatty Guo is exactly that." one of them."
When I knelt down, Lu Qiusheng was so scared that he quickly pulled me up and said, "Xiaojiu, don't worry, before I came to Hubei, I had secretly sent someone to follow Fatty Guo, and only his side had a shot, those people I arranged Fatty Guo will be tied up, and I assure you that during your funeral, Fatty Guo will never touch the **."
I grunted and clenched my fists. There was only one thought in my mind. After the funeral, I must give him a good meal.Ma De, with such a good opportunity, it is still unforgivable to get involved in sex even if it is to lose weight, if you don't start a company well.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Lu Qiusheng patted my shoulder heavily and said, "Xiao Jiu, don't worry too much. I'm going back to Hengyang right now. Until you go back to Hengyang, I will stay by Fatty Guo's side." .”
As he said that, he seemed to have thought of something, so he asked me: "Should I inform Fatty Guo's parents about this?"
"Don't!" I gave up, "After all, sex is not something to be honored. The less people know about it, the better. If there is a trouble, it will be difficult for Fatty Guo to marry a wife in the future!"
When Lu Qiusheng heard what I said, he hummed and let me handle the funeral at ease, while he walked towards the door.
Looking at his back, I wanted to follow him several times, but I was afraid that if I followed him, I would have no intention of attending the funeral, and even go back to Hengyang directly with Lu Qiusheng.
"Ninth brother! Don't worry, Mr. Lu should be able to handle this matter very well." Yang Yan comforted him.
I didn't want to speak, and kept staring at Lu Qiusheng's back, until I was completely engulfed by the blackness, then I looked back.
The moment I turned my light back, Lang Gao and the others appeared at the door with a lot of funeral supplies in their hands. As the custom here is that you cannot enter the hotel with unlucky things, Lang Gao kept waving at the door , beckoning me to go out.
I suppressed the sadness in my heart, walked towards the hotel entrance, and heard Lang Gao say, "Ninth brother, I have bought all the things that should be bought, but there is one thing that I don't know whether I should buy or not."
I asked, "What!"
"Walk the peak!" he said.
(End of this chapter)
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