My master is invincible

Chapter 906 Colorful Coffin (29)

Seeing me nodding my head, Yang Yan approached the deceased with some doubts. He first touched the deceased's chest with his hand, then frowned, and immediately leaned over and pressed his ears to the deceased's chest.

In an instant, his complexion changed drastically, and he exclaimed, "Ninth brother, this... this... what's going on, is this still the dead?"

I shook my head and said I don't know.

Following Yang Yan's words, Li Jiangang also leaned towards the deceased and stretched out his hand to check his heartbeat. His complexion was exactly the same as Yang Yan's, and he exclaimed, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he said in a trembling voice: "Palace... Palace Master, is it true? Is the corpse going to change? I... I... I have been an Eight Immortal for more than [-] years, and I have never... encountered such a situation."

I smiled wryly, it was also the first time I encountered such a situation, I don't know what's going on, the reason why I asked Yang Yan to visit the deceased was nothing more than to hear what Yang Yan had to say.

But now, judging by Yang Yan's expression, he probably doesn't know what's going on.

For a moment, the scene fell silent, and all of us stared at the dead in disbelief.

After about a minute of silence, I really couldn't stand this situation, so I asked Yang Yan, "Long Mao, from a medical point of view, does the heart beat after death?"

He thought for a while and explained: "If he died not long ago, he might have jumped a few times due to his nerves, but now that the deceased has been dead for two days, logically speaking, this will never happen."

After speaking, he paused, and continued: "Heartbeat is the right atrium that receives the venous blood from the whole body, and pumps it out from the pulmonary artery through the right ventricle. Abundant arterial blood is sent to the left atrium by the pulmonary veins, and then pumped to various tissues and organs throughout the body through the aorta of the left ventricle to meet the needs of normal physiological activities. After death, all aspects of the body's functions stop, and there is no such thing as a heartbeat. situation."

I grunted, since we can't explain it from the medical point of view, we can only rely on us to explore. First, I asked Lang Gao and the others to help put the deceased into the coffin. Considering that the deceased may not be dead, I dare not cover it with white paper. A white towel was used to cover the eyes of the deceased.

After doing all this well, Lang Gao asked me, what should I do next? Is it in accordance with what was discussed earlier, and the funeral will be held tomorrow or what?
I can't answer this question. After all, the deceased has a heartbeat, so what if he is not dead?You must know that when I first became the Eight Immortals, I carried a living person to burial once. I was afraid of encountering this kind of situation again, so I told Lang Gao that it depends on the situation.

Afterwards, a few of us discussed in the main room for a while, generally around two topics, one was why the deceased ran from the coffin to the corner, and the other was the fact that the deceased had a heartbeat.

Talked in a hurry for ten minutes, but there was no result.

In desperation, I had no choice but to let Lang Gao and the others stay in the main room, while I planned to go to the master's house.

I didn't know what was going on, but the moment I stepped out of the main room, the main room suddenly lit up, and it was an incoming call.

This made me feel a little relieved. I remember when I was a child, kerosene lamps were lit at home, and I got used to the darkness. Later, when the country developed and our village was connected to electricity, we couldn’t live without electricity anymore. Electricity gives you a sense of security.

Out of the main room, I walked straight to the left.

After walking less than ten steps, he happened to meet the master's family walking towards him. Three people followed behind him, one of them was a woman, about twenty years old, and she was pretty. A child, about one year old, and next to the woman was a little boy, about three or four years old.

Seeing me, the master quickly grabbed my arm and said, "Chen Baxian, it's just right that you're here. I'm planning to go to the main room to find you."

I hummed, the owner said that he had something to discuss with me, but Lang Gao stopped him, and said: "Well, go to your house and talk!"

The man smiled and hurriedly led the way, while his wife smiled at me and followed behind with the child without saying a word.

After a while, I came to a house. This house was indescribably dilapidated. There were many muddy marks on the mud wall, especially the door, which had several big holes.There is a saying that goes, the door is the first to look at a house, and the economic conditions of a family can be seen from the door.

And according to the current situation, the family of the host is estimated to be very poor. What makes me puzzled is that such a poor family gave me a red envelope of [-] yuan for meeting.You know, the general meeting red envelope is at most one hundred, and the main family's family is even worse, even only six yuan.

With some doubts, I followed the host's house and walked in.

As soon as I entered the door, I found that this house could no longer be described as poor, but poor. The room that caught my eye was not big, about twenty square meters, with two beds next to each other on the left side. There is only a piece of cloth in the middle, a cabinet on the right side, a stove in the innermost part of the room, and an Eight Immortals table in the middle, with several vegetable bowls on it. The dishes in it are more common in rural areas. , are some sauerkraut, above a group of flies buzzing.

so poor!
This is the first thought in my mind. It can even be said that this family is the poorest family I have ever seen. The kitchen, living room, and bedroom are all in one house. This situation is relatively rare in rural areas. After all, rural houses But it is not as expensive as in the city. Even if it is an adobe-brick house, a family still has several rooms.

And the current situation... seems a bit shabby, no, it should be said to be very shabby.

Seeing me standing there in a daze, the master gave his wife a wink. His wife came to understand, put the child in her hand on the bed, and moved a stool over. To my surprise, the stool was very greasy. Under the illumination of the light, it shines brightly.

I smiled wryly, what the hell, how could it be so dirty?I glanced at the master's house and his wife, it's not dirty!Judging by his attire, he looks like someone from the city, especially the owner. He wears a line of English words, adidas. I remember Fatty Guo told me about this brand. It seems to be called Adi or something, and it is quite expensive.

Strange, so well dressed, the family should not be so poor!
At that moment, I let out a heavy breath, and I didn't care about the stool, so I sat down on my buttocks. After all, I am a rural person, so this dirt is nothing.

Seeing me sitting down, the master smiled slightly, handed me a cigarette, lit the fire for me again, and said, "Chen Baxian, I have a heartfelt request. I wonder if you can agree?"

I was taken aback, we Eight Immortals do funerals based on the wishes of the master, so naturally we would not refuse him, so we said, "But it's okay!"

"I...I...I only have 200 yuan for my whole body, I..." He faltered for a while and said.

Let me go, I finally understand, the 200 yuan meeting red envelope before Ganqing is the cost of the entire funeral!Isn't this a trick to me? After a funeral, it will cost thousands of dollars to say the least!What's the deal with 200, let's not talk about my salary, just those Eight Immortals, Suona team and some funeral supplies, what is the cost?Why can't I pay for it?

More importantly, before I came to Shanghe Village, I asked Lang Gao to buy some funeral supplies, and I used Lang Gao's money, which is a bit nonsense.

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't be kidding, I...I..."

His face darkened, and he said: "Chen Baxian, I'm really not joking with you, our family only has 200 yuan."

I was taken aback for a moment, it was hard to do a funeral, it must not be done in vain!You can't post money yourself, can you?He said, "You... you should discuss it with your relatives! I... we Eight Immortals also want to eat, marry a wife, and support our parents."

He let out a heavy breath, his complexion became a little ugly, and he said, "Let me tell you the truth! You should have heard about those relatives in our family. They fought fiercely for the death of their father, and they even took out the idea of ​​not shaving their heads in the first month. I am very clear about their purpose. They want to extort a sum of money from my aunt's house. We have to be conscientious. The money from my aunt's family is earned by their hard work. Why do they blackmail? In this way, my uncles are unwilling to contribute money... unless I agree to their request, they will contribute money."

"What request?" I asked out of curiosity.

"A piece of paper was brought to the court to sue my aunt's son for killing my father!" When he said this, the host's expression darkened.

This made me a little confused about the plan of this family. On the one hand, they have no money, but on the other hand, they want to blackmail rich relatives through the deceased. This relationship is a bit messy. I froze there and didn't speak.

Seeing that I hadn't spoken, the master smiled awkwardly and said, "Chen Baxian, I'm begging you to make sure that my father's funeral is done well. There is only so much money for the time being. When the future is prosperous and prosperous, I will definitely give you a hundredfold."

I sighed, if you want to say that I am financially good, just say yes!It’s also a good deed, but the problem is, I owe a whole lot of foreign debt, and I finally made some money on the construction site. I didn’t expect to spend more than half of it on the funeral, leaving only about [-] yuan, and some salary At the contractor, there was no money at all for the funeral.

So, I smiled awkwardly and said, "Well... I... I don't have any money. I only have two thousand yuan. I'm afraid... I'm afraid I can't handle this funeral!"

"Two thousand?" He was taken aback for a moment, glanced at me, and said, "Please, think of a way for me, and there will be good rewards in the future!"

I... I'm also drunk, and the owner's family is top-notch. Is his family dead, or what's going on? Shouldn't he think of a way?Why is he always begging me for an idea? Doesn’t he know that we Eight Immortals are very poor and live at the bottom of the society, so we don’t have any extra money? Just as we were about to speak, the master suddenly knelt down to me, and immediately after, his wife also I knelt down, and in the end even his third and fourth sons knelt down, and the whole family knelt down in front of me without saying a word.

This made me feel helpless, and my heart was ruthless, Ma De, I took it as a good thing, and said: "Okay, I will find a way for you, but you have to promise me one thing."

(End of this chapter)