My master is invincible
Chapter 909 Five Colored Coffins
Chapter 909 Colorful Coffin (32)
At the moment, I smiled awkwardly and couldn't say anything.
When Song Guangming saw me smiling, he seemed to be more certain of his thoughts, and said, "Palace Master Chen, let's make this funeral! I know there is some infighting among you coffin bearers, and I also know your purpose for holding this funeral. Right! The funeral will start on the seventh day after the Ching Ming Festival! Let’s forget about it today.”
I was a little anxious, I came here to discuss the funeral with them, but Song Guangming refused my words straight away, and said to him: "You may not know the changes of the deceased, I'm afraid it will change if it is too late!"
He smiled slightly and said, "Palace Master Chen is too worried. I've lived for decades, and I haven't seen any scenes. It's just a corpse. What changes can happen? You are an Eight Immortal. Just go to the funeral according to the master's wishes." , the rest, we people have our own ideas!"
To be honest, this Song Guangming is quite good at speaking, and he blocked my way with just a few words, which made me don't know what to say. The main reason is that what he said is reasonable. We Eight Immortals will follow the wishes of the master That's it.
However, the current funeral obviously cannot be carried out according to the owner's wishes, so he said: "The face of the deceased has already begun to change. If it is delayed, I'm afraid..."
Before I finished speaking, he stopped and said: "Master Chen, it's not that we don't sell your face, but that we have our own difficulties!"
"What's the reason?" I subconsciously asked.
He sighed deeply, "Don't expose your family ugliness! It's just the family's misfortune!"
House ugly?I remember that the host family also said similar things, which made me more curious, and more importantly, why did they insist on holding funerals after Qingming Festival?Is it true that they want to extort money as the master said?
However, judging from Song Guangming's tone of voice, he didn't seem to be doing it for money!
For a while, my mind was a little confused, and I once again lamented how strange this big family is. It is no wonder that Lao Wang used to say that there are too many brothers and sisters in the funeral.The reason is that there are too many brothers and sisters, and it is difficult to reach a consensus. In addition, the brothers and sisters have different feelings for the deceased, which directly leads to a funeral, which is particularly disharmonious.
I thought about it for a while and asked him, "Why do you have to hold funerals after the Ching Ming Festival?"
He smiled and said nothing, but another person beside him spoke, and that person said: "Palace Master Chen, we have something to hide!"
"What's unspeakable?" I asked.
The man shook his head and sighed, "I can only tell you, don't be fooled by Song Hua!"
Song Hua?It should be the owner's name.
I was slightly taken aback, and glanced at them in surprise. Song Hua said that his uncle deliberately postponed the funeral until after the Ching Ming Festival in order to collect money, and now these uncles told me not to be deceived by Song Hua. This... this What the hell?Which of these two groups is lying?
Seeing me standing there in a daze, Song Guangming smiled and said, "Palace Master Chen, did Song Hua tell you that we deliberately delayed the funeral in order to extort money?"
I was taken aback, nodded immediately, and said, "Yes, he did say that!"
He smiled again and didn't speak, while Song Guangfu said beside him, "Made, I really don't know what Guangliang ate and wasted money to give birth to such a son. If my son behaves like this in the future, I will have to bury him alive." He can't, it's too fucking embarrassing for the ancestors."
"That's right! I don't know what immoral things Second Brother did back then, how could he give birth to such a rebellious and unfilial son!"
"Ai! It's all life!"
Song Guangming and his brothers began to sigh in turn, generally speaking of Song Hua's fault, which made me a little confused about their relationship, so I asked Song Guangming, "Then why did you kidnap your nephew?"
When I asked this question, I was afraid that these brothers would get angry, so I immediately added, "Of course, if it's not convenient for you to tell me, as an outsider, I will never ask in depth."
I say this to convey a message to them, I am the Eight Immortals, I don't care about your family affairs!
Song Guangming seemed to understand what I meant, glanced at the door, and signaled Song Guangfu to close the door.
After a while, the door closed, Song Guangming stared at me, and said slowly: "Palace Master Chen, I can tell you the truth, but you have to keep it a secret for us!"
I hummed, I'm not a big mouther, so I'm not interested in spreading other people's family scandals.
Seeing that I agreed, Song Guangming said, "I suspect that Guangliang's death is related to his son, and it may even be his son who killed him."
When I heard this, I was taken aback, it's impossible!That Song Hua's face doesn't look like a vicious person!If you know that killing your father with your own hands is not a joke, you can ask him, "What evidence do you have?"
"His father bought a lottery ticket some time ago and won 500 million yuan!" Song Guangming said in a low voice.
Ok?
500?
This doesn't seem to explain anything!Taking a step back, even if he really wins 500 million, Song Hua, as Song Guangliang's son, will sooner or later have the 500 million, so there is no need to kill his father!
Song Guangming seemed to see my doubts, and continued: "Guangliang didn't get along with his son before his death, but he got along very well with us brothers. It was his innate talent before he died. He once expressed to his son that he would pay the 500 million yuan. Take 300 million points for our brothers, leave the remaining 200 million, throw 100 million to yourself for retirement, take another 50 to rebuild Shanghe Village, and give the remaining 50 to his grandson."
Hearing this, I frowned. I remember winning the lottery, and it seemed that I had to pay 20% personal accidental income tax. There are hundreds of thousands of things to be removed, and it is estimated that there are only more than 500 million in hand. According to their division method, it is not enough to divide.
More importantly, I found that Song Guangming's words have many loopholes, 500 million points and 300 million for these brothers?This seems a bit unrealistic!
Thinking of this, I asked him, "What about the money?"
"It was taken away by Song Hua!" he said.
I hummed, and I don't want to ask any more about the 500 million. After all, it's their family business, and Song Hua said that he was very poor, and even asked me to pay for the funeral expenses. Money is right!Unless he's lying to me.
Of course, it is not ruled out that Song Guangming is lying to me. As for who is telling the truth and who is telling lies, I am not interested. My purpose is very simple, that is to hold a funeral today.
Immediately, I asked the previous question again, "I want to finish the funeral today, and send the dead to the ground tomorrow for peace!"
"No!" Song Guangming refused me straight away, and continued: "I heard that on the seventh day after a person dies, the deceased will come back to have a look, so I want to let Guangliang see how his descendants treat him. By the way, let Guang Liang take his son away!"
When he said this, Song Guangming's tone was extremely light, as if he was talking about something that had nothing to do with him.
(End of this chapter)
At the moment, I smiled awkwardly and couldn't say anything.
When Song Guangming saw me smiling, he seemed to be more certain of his thoughts, and said, "Palace Master Chen, let's make this funeral! I know there is some infighting among you coffin bearers, and I also know your purpose for holding this funeral. Right! The funeral will start on the seventh day after the Ching Ming Festival! Let’s forget about it today.”
I was a little anxious, I came here to discuss the funeral with them, but Song Guangming refused my words straight away, and said to him: "You may not know the changes of the deceased, I'm afraid it will change if it is too late!"
He smiled slightly and said, "Palace Master Chen is too worried. I've lived for decades, and I haven't seen any scenes. It's just a corpse. What changes can happen? You are an Eight Immortal. Just go to the funeral according to the master's wishes." , the rest, we people have our own ideas!"
To be honest, this Song Guangming is quite good at speaking, and he blocked my way with just a few words, which made me don't know what to say. The main reason is that what he said is reasonable. We Eight Immortals will follow the wishes of the master That's it.
However, the current funeral obviously cannot be carried out according to the owner's wishes, so he said: "The face of the deceased has already begun to change. If it is delayed, I'm afraid..."
Before I finished speaking, he stopped and said: "Master Chen, it's not that we don't sell your face, but that we have our own difficulties!"
"What's the reason?" I subconsciously asked.
He sighed deeply, "Don't expose your family ugliness! It's just the family's misfortune!"
House ugly?I remember that the host family also said similar things, which made me more curious, and more importantly, why did they insist on holding funerals after Qingming Festival?Is it true that they want to extort money as the master said?
However, judging from Song Guangming's tone of voice, he didn't seem to be doing it for money!
For a while, my mind was a little confused, and I once again lamented how strange this big family is. It is no wonder that Lao Wang used to say that there are too many brothers and sisters in the funeral.The reason is that there are too many brothers and sisters, and it is difficult to reach a consensus. In addition, the brothers and sisters have different feelings for the deceased, which directly leads to a funeral, which is particularly disharmonious.
I thought about it for a while and asked him, "Why do you have to hold funerals after the Ching Ming Festival?"
He smiled and said nothing, but another person beside him spoke, and that person said: "Palace Master Chen, we have something to hide!"
"What's unspeakable?" I asked.
The man shook his head and sighed, "I can only tell you, don't be fooled by Song Hua!"
Song Hua?It should be the owner's name.
I was slightly taken aback, and glanced at them in surprise. Song Hua said that his uncle deliberately postponed the funeral until after the Ching Ming Festival in order to collect money, and now these uncles told me not to be deceived by Song Hua. This... this What the hell?Which of these two groups is lying?
Seeing me standing there in a daze, Song Guangming smiled and said, "Palace Master Chen, did Song Hua tell you that we deliberately delayed the funeral in order to extort money?"
I was taken aback, nodded immediately, and said, "Yes, he did say that!"
He smiled again and didn't speak, while Song Guangfu said beside him, "Made, I really don't know what Guangliang ate and wasted money to give birth to such a son. If my son behaves like this in the future, I will have to bury him alive." He can't, it's too fucking embarrassing for the ancestors."
"That's right! I don't know what immoral things Second Brother did back then, how could he give birth to such a rebellious and unfilial son!"
"Ai! It's all life!"
Song Guangming and his brothers began to sigh in turn, generally speaking of Song Hua's fault, which made me a little confused about their relationship, so I asked Song Guangming, "Then why did you kidnap your nephew?"
When I asked this question, I was afraid that these brothers would get angry, so I immediately added, "Of course, if it's not convenient for you to tell me, as an outsider, I will never ask in depth."
I say this to convey a message to them, I am the Eight Immortals, I don't care about your family affairs!
Song Guangming seemed to understand what I meant, glanced at the door, and signaled Song Guangfu to close the door.
After a while, the door closed, Song Guangming stared at me, and said slowly: "Palace Master Chen, I can tell you the truth, but you have to keep it a secret for us!"
I hummed, I'm not a big mouther, so I'm not interested in spreading other people's family scandals.
Seeing that I agreed, Song Guangming said, "I suspect that Guangliang's death is related to his son, and it may even be his son who killed him."
When I heard this, I was taken aback, it's impossible!That Song Hua's face doesn't look like a vicious person!If you know that killing your father with your own hands is not a joke, you can ask him, "What evidence do you have?"
"His father bought a lottery ticket some time ago and won 500 million yuan!" Song Guangming said in a low voice.
Ok?
500?
This doesn't seem to explain anything!Taking a step back, even if he really wins 500 million, Song Hua, as Song Guangliang's son, will sooner or later have the 500 million, so there is no need to kill his father!
Song Guangming seemed to see my doubts, and continued: "Guangliang didn't get along with his son before his death, but he got along very well with us brothers. It was his innate talent before he died. He once expressed to his son that he would pay the 500 million yuan. Take 300 million points for our brothers, leave the remaining 200 million, throw 100 million to yourself for retirement, take another 50 to rebuild Shanghe Village, and give the remaining 50 to his grandson."
Hearing this, I frowned. I remember winning the lottery, and it seemed that I had to pay 20% personal accidental income tax. There are hundreds of thousands of things to be removed, and it is estimated that there are only more than 500 million in hand. According to their division method, it is not enough to divide.
More importantly, I found that Song Guangming's words have many loopholes, 500 million points and 300 million for these brothers?This seems a bit unrealistic!
Thinking of this, I asked him, "What about the money?"
"It was taken away by Song Hua!" he said.
I hummed, and I don't want to ask any more about the 500 million. After all, it's their family business, and Song Hua said that he was very poor, and even asked me to pay for the funeral expenses. Money is right!Unless he's lying to me.
Of course, it is not ruled out that Song Guangming is lying to me. As for who is telling the truth and who is telling lies, I am not interested. My purpose is very simple, that is to hold a funeral today.
Immediately, I asked the previous question again, "I want to finish the funeral today, and send the dead to the ground tomorrow for peace!"
"No!" Song Guangming refused me straight away, and continued: "I heard that on the seventh day after a person dies, the deceased will come back to have a look, so I want to let Guangliang see how his descendants treat him. By the way, let Guang Liang take his son away!"
When he said this, Song Guangming's tone was extremely light, as if he was talking about something that had nothing to do with him.
(End of this chapter)
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