My master is invincible
Chapter 949 Five Colored Coffins
Chapter 949 Colorful Coffin (72)
When the man saw me standing up, he actually... actually raised his hand and wanted to hit me again.
I'm also completely angry. As the saying goes, the mud bodhisattva still has a three-point temper. I am the majestic Palace Master of the Eight Immortals, and I was bullied to the head. I couldn't care about other things. .
The man seemed to have good skills, he grabbed my fist and said, "Boy, you are courting death."
"Heh!" I sneered and threw the other hand over.
The result made me very sick, and I was caught by that man again, which made me furious, and I immediately gave Lang Gao a wink.
Lang Gao's reaction gave me the urge to run away. He actually smiled and said, "Ninth brother, we adults don't care about a few little kids."
Hearing this, I want to hit someone, especially.
Mad, what is this called? I just borrowed a pen. As for this?
At that moment, I withdrew my hand, stared at the man fiercely, and said coldly: "I remember you."
"Hehe!" The man said sarcastically, "Uncle, what if you remember? Can you hit me? With a wretched man like you, I can hit three with one hand."
I am grass.
I cursed secretly, where is my wretch?Just as I was about to speak, Lang Gao pulled me and said softly, "Ninth Brother, I guess the kids across the street misunderstood what you meant."
I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him why.
He didn't speak, but glanced at the position of his crotch.
In an instant, I immediately understood what he meant, shit, I just borrowed a pen, what did these college students think, how could they think of that.
Mad, no wonder some people say that college students are the dirtiest.
This made me a little unstoppable, so I smiled awkwardly at the two girls across the way, and said, "Student, I just borrowed a pen."
As I said that, I was afraid that they might misunderstand, so I quickly took out the drawing and put it on the table, and then made a gesture of writing on it with my hand.
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the two girls on the opposite side turned red. As for the guy next to them, perhaps because he was used to being arrogant, he glanced at me provocatively, and said disdainfully, "Uncle, don't take pictures of taking pictures of yourself." According to your wretched appearance, do you want to strike up a conversation with two schoolgirls?"
I ignored him, but said to the two girls again, "Student, can you lend me a ballpoint pen?"
The girl immediately took out her bag, seeing that she was about to take out a pen, but the man grabbed the girl's arm and said in a low voice: "Qingqing, don't listen to this uncle's nonsense, haven't you read the news last time?" , A wretched man deliberately asked a girl to borrow a pen, and then put some drug on the pen, as long as he touches this pen, he will be in a trance, and let others control him."
Hearing this, I'm really drunk, what's wrong with the current college students?Why are my thoughts so dirty, why do I think people are so bad, and besides, do I look like a bad person?
In desperation, I didn't want to borrow pens from them again, so I planned to ask the people behind it.
At this moment, the man didn't know what was going on, he stood up suddenly, clapped his hands, and said loudly: "Everyone, pay attention, there is a liar who can use drugs in our carriage, don't fall for it. "
As he spoke, he kept staring at me.
"Grass mud horse!" I cursed angrily, raised my hand and punched it.
What puzzled me was that the man didn't hide, but let me hit his chest with my fist.
"Look, everyone, the liar is angry." The man showed pain, put his hand on his chest, and shouted loudly.
In an instant, countless pairs of suspicious eyes glanced at me. In the eyes of those people, I saw a look of disdain. Presumably, they believed the man's words.
I...I...I'm so speechless, this man actually fucked me.
"Brother Nine!" Lang Gao suddenly pulled me and said in a low voice, "There are a lot of people on the train, so let's not make trouble, and get back to Hubei as soon as possible."
I took a deep breath and raised my finger to the man, "Don't let me meet you next time, I will destroy you."
When I say this, I’m speaking harshly. There’s nothing I can do about it. After all, I’m a normal person, so I inevitably have my own temper.
"Wait for you!" The man picked me up and sneered: "Liar, play with me, your IQ is a bit low, and I am also a top student at QH University."
At first, I also paid attention to what he said, but when he mentioned QH University, my heart skipped a beat. If I remember correctly, Li Huamei seems to be a student of QH University. Are they alumni?
Thinking of this, I sat down resentfully, and asked the girl opposite, "Student, do you know Pan Lihua?"
The girl's expression froze for a moment, then her expression changed, and she said joyfully, "Do you know Lihua?"
I hummed and was about to speak, when the man interrupted again, he said: "Qingqing, don't believe what this wretched uncle says, I figured where he heard the name of Lihua, and deliberately used it to deceive."
I got angry and blurted out, "Ma De, I'm only 19 years old, I don't look like an uncle, open your dog eyes to see clearly, and talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will trick you."
"Hey!" His face darkened, "The liar was exposed, and he started to get angry. This plot is too old, uncle, do your homework before you come out to strike up a conversation, so as not to embarrass yourself."
I was taken aback, Ma De, I didn't offend this man, did I?How can I go against Lao Tzu everywhere?Could it be that I accidentally dug his ancestral grave?
Just when I was in a daze, the man stood up, looking at that posture, he was planning to repeat the old trick.
At that moment, I rolled my eyes, and immediately said to the man, "Student, I'm sorry, I don't know the top students of QH University, and I hope you will always let me go."
The man seemed to enjoy my words, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "That's right, knowing what's wrong can make a big difference."
As he said that, he looked at the girl named Qingqing obsequiously, and said, "Qingqing, I'm not wrong! There are too many bad people in this society. Fortunately, I will go back to school with you, otherwise, maybe you are already dead. Be deceived by this wretched uncle."
The girl named Qingqing looked at him dubiously, then glanced at my face again, and muttered: "This big brother doesn't look like a bad guy, champion senior, are you thinking too much?"
"No way, Qingqing, trust me!" The man looked at Qingqing confidently, as if asking for credit.
Seeing this, how could I not understand what the man meant, and sneered, Ma De, this man probably wanted to chase after Qingqing, but actually stepped on me and raised himself up.
So, I gave Lang Gao a wink, meaning to let him go to the toilet first, and then said to the man, "This classmate said that there are many bad people in this society. By the way, this classmate, when I graduated from elementary school , there is a question that I have never figured out, I wonder if you can answer it for me?"
(End of this chapter)
When the man saw me standing up, he actually... actually raised his hand and wanted to hit me again.
I'm also completely angry. As the saying goes, the mud bodhisattva still has a three-point temper. I am the majestic Palace Master of the Eight Immortals, and I was bullied to the head. I couldn't care about other things. .
The man seemed to have good skills, he grabbed my fist and said, "Boy, you are courting death."
"Heh!" I sneered and threw the other hand over.
The result made me very sick, and I was caught by that man again, which made me furious, and I immediately gave Lang Gao a wink.
Lang Gao's reaction gave me the urge to run away. He actually smiled and said, "Ninth brother, we adults don't care about a few little kids."
Hearing this, I want to hit someone, especially.
Mad, what is this called? I just borrowed a pen. As for this?
At that moment, I withdrew my hand, stared at the man fiercely, and said coldly: "I remember you."
"Hehe!" The man said sarcastically, "Uncle, what if you remember? Can you hit me? With a wretched man like you, I can hit three with one hand."
I am grass.
I cursed secretly, where is my wretch?Just as I was about to speak, Lang Gao pulled me and said softly, "Ninth Brother, I guess the kids across the street misunderstood what you meant."
I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him why.
He didn't speak, but glanced at the position of his crotch.
In an instant, I immediately understood what he meant, shit, I just borrowed a pen, what did these college students think, how could they think of that.
Mad, no wonder some people say that college students are the dirtiest.
This made me a little unstoppable, so I smiled awkwardly at the two girls across the way, and said, "Student, I just borrowed a pen."
As I said that, I was afraid that they might misunderstand, so I quickly took out the drawing and put it on the table, and then made a gesture of writing on it with my hand.
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the two girls on the opposite side turned red. As for the guy next to them, perhaps because he was used to being arrogant, he glanced at me provocatively, and said disdainfully, "Uncle, don't take pictures of taking pictures of yourself." According to your wretched appearance, do you want to strike up a conversation with two schoolgirls?"
I ignored him, but said to the two girls again, "Student, can you lend me a ballpoint pen?"
The girl immediately took out her bag, seeing that she was about to take out a pen, but the man grabbed the girl's arm and said in a low voice: "Qingqing, don't listen to this uncle's nonsense, haven't you read the news last time?" , A wretched man deliberately asked a girl to borrow a pen, and then put some drug on the pen, as long as he touches this pen, he will be in a trance, and let others control him."
Hearing this, I'm really drunk, what's wrong with the current college students?Why are my thoughts so dirty, why do I think people are so bad, and besides, do I look like a bad person?
In desperation, I didn't want to borrow pens from them again, so I planned to ask the people behind it.
At this moment, the man didn't know what was going on, he stood up suddenly, clapped his hands, and said loudly: "Everyone, pay attention, there is a liar who can use drugs in our carriage, don't fall for it. "
As he spoke, he kept staring at me.
"Grass mud horse!" I cursed angrily, raised my hand and punched it.
What puzzled me was that the man didn't hide, but let me hit his chest with my fist.
"Look, everyone, the liar is angry." The man showed pain, put his hand on his chest, and shouted loudly.
In an instant, countless pairs of suspicious eyes glanced at me. In the eyes of those people, I saw a look of disdain. Presumably, they believed the man's words.
I...I...I'm so speechless, this man actually fucked me.
"Brother Nine!" Lang Gao suddenly pulled me and said in a low voice, "There are a lot of people on the train, so let's not make trouble, and get back to Hubei as soon as possible."
I took a deep breath and raised my finger to the man, "Don't let me meet you next time, I will destroy you."
When I say this, I’m speaking harshly. There’s nothing I can do about it. After all, I’m a normal person, so I inevitably have my own temper.
"Wait for you!" The man picked me up and sneered: "Liar, play with me, your IQ is a bit low, and I am also a top student at QH University."
At first, I also paid attention to what he said, but when he mentioned QH University, my heart skipped a beat. If I remember correctly, Li Huamei seems to be a student of QH University. Are they alumni?
Thinking of this, I sat down resentfully, and asked the girl opposite, "Student, do you know Pan Lihua?"
The girl's expression froze for a moment, then her expression changed, and she said joyfully, "Do you know Lihua?"
I hummed and was about to speak, when the man interrupted again, he said: "Qingqing, don't believe what this wretched uncle says, I figured where he heard the name of Lihua, and deliberately used it to deceive."
I got angry and blurted out, "Ma De, I'm only 19 years old, I don't look like an uncle, open your dog eyes to see clearly, and talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will trick you."
"Hey!" His face darkened, "The liar was exposed, and he started to get angry. This plot is too old, uncle, do your homework before you come out to strike up a conversation, so as not to embarrass yourself."
I was taken aback, Ma De, I didn't offend this man, did I?How can I go against Lao Tzu everywhere?Could it be that I accidentally dug his ancestral grave?
Just when I was in a daze, the man stood up, looking at that posture, he was planning to repeat the old trick.
At that moment, I rolled my eyes, and immediately said to the man, "Student, I'm sorry, I don't know the top students of QH University, and I hope you will always let me go."
The man seemed to enjoy my words, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "That's right, knowing what's wrong can make a big difference."
As he said that, he looked at the girl named Qingqing obsequiously, and said, "Qingqing, I'm not wrong! There are too many bad people in this society. Fortunately, I will go back to school with you, otherwise, maybe you are already dead. Be deceived by this wretched uncle."
The girl named Qingqing looked at him dubiously, then glanced at my face again, and muttered: "This big brother doesn't look like a bad guy, champion senior, are you thinking too much?"
"No way, Qingqing, trust me!" The man looked at Qingqing confidently, as if asking for credit.
Seeing this, how could I not understand what the man meant, and sneered, Ma De, this man probably wanted to chase after Qingqing, but actually stepped on me and raised himself up.
So, I gave Lang Gao a wink, meaning to let him go to the toilet first, and then said to the man, "This classmate said that there are many bad people in this society. By the way, this classmate, when I graduated from elementary school , there is a question that I have never figured out, I wonder if you can answer it for me?"
(End of this chapter)
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