My master is invincible

Chapter 978 Colorful Coffin (101)

When I heard what You Shusong said, how could I not understand what he meant, and without speaking, I said to Yang Yan, "Long Mao, first light three candles, four pillars of fragrance, and eight pieces of yellow paper."

Hearing what I said, Yang Yan looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Brother Jiu... what are you planning to do?"

I smiled, but it was hard to explain, mainly because You Shusong was beside me.And the reason why he asked me was because under normal circumstances, two candles are generally lit, and the fragrance is three pillars and seven pieces of yellow paper. I let three candles be lit, four pillars of fragrance, and eight pieces of yellow paper. There is also a reason for one copy.

The reason is that there are two reasons why the corpse will move. The first reason is more scientific. It is said that after the death of the human reflex nerve, there will be a buffer period for the nerve. Once someone touches a certain point, the corpse will move. It will become upright and even act like a normal person.

Of course, this kind of walking is unconscious walking, and the distance is relatively short.

The second reason is more superstitious. It is said that the corpse is fraudulent because it is possessed by other ghosts.

As the Eight Immortals, I naturally believe in the second reason, and it is precisely because of this that I asked Yang Yan to prepare an extra copy for the purpose of giving a gift first.

Just when I was in a daze, Yang Yan had already prepared candles, incense and other things, and asked me, "Ninth brother, what should we do next?"

I smiled and glanced at You Shusong, thinking about how to kill him.According to my original calculation, I planned to use Han Jingui by You Shusong's side to trip him up at the funeral, and finally let You Shusong die in a shambles.

However, in this situation, it is obviously impossible to use evil energy to kill You Shusong, the only thing that can be used is the dead.

After thinking about it for a while, I really couldn't come up with a good idea, so I asked Yang Yan, You Shusong, and Han Jingui to help turn over the colorful coffin, planning to put the deceased back into the coffin. As for killing You Shusong, I had to push it back .

Soon, all of us turned the multicolored coffin over and put some funerary objects in the coffin. Because the multicolored coffin had been on fire before, the walls of the coffin were a little black. I found some red paint and repainted the coffin wall to make it more beautiful The inside of the entire coffin looked extremely bright red, and there was no sign of being burned at all.

After finishing this, I plan to start dealing with the fraudulent corpse. Yang Yan seems to be a good shot, hiding behind me all the time, but You Shusong is quite relaxed, walking to the side of the deceased, sighing: "Song Guangliang, Song Guangliang Ah, what a character you were when you were alive, and after your death, you have been fiddled with by that brat, it's really a crime!"

I understand what he means, he is mocking me.

My lord has a lot, so I didn’t care about him, so I went straight to the dead. I touched the dead body first, and found that the corpse was extraordinarily soft, just like a living person, especially the skin on the face, which was faintly soft. Elasticity, this made me feel a little bit in my heart, this situation is not easy to handle.

Right now, I'm going to use the most straightforward method, threat!

This is my usual method, so I asked Yang Yan to prepare a butcher's knife and a lime jar, and asked Yang Yan to move over the Dark Eight Immortals that I used earlier.

Just after giving Yang Yan instructions, and was about to start preparations, You Shusong came over and said in a deep voice, "Chen Jiu, as the coffin bearer, I have to say a few words. Our coffin bearers have professional ethics. What do you say?" With a butcher's knife and a lime pot, what if the soul of the deceased is injured? Who will be responsible?"

I glared at him and said, "Since ancient times, there has been such a custom. How can it hurt the soul?"

He stared back at me, and said in a deep voice, "Don't f*ck talk about ancient times, we are living in the present, and we should do it according to the current method. In my opinion, burning the corpse will save both you and me."

Ma De, he is here to sabotage, I sneered, "According to what you say, can you forget your ancestors by living now?"

"Hehe!" He smiled and didn't speak. After groping around for a while, he took out the lighter, brought over the longevity lamp under the coffin, and said with a smile, "Chen Jiu, let's stop talking about those useless things You spent about 10 minutes tinkering with the coffin just now, that is to say, you only have about 40 minutes left. If you failed to solve the case of fraudulent corpses in these 10 minutes, I can only follow Boss Muyang’s words and use The corpse was set on fire, lest it be a good person."

Upon hearing this, my face darkened, and I stared at him for a while without saying a word, so I asked Yang Yan to come over and give him a hand, ready to move the body.

Seeing that I ignored him, You Shusong stopped talking, and stood beside the deceased with a lighter in one hand and a longevity lamp in the other, while Han Jingui stood motionless by the side.

Seeing this, I gave a wry smile, and Yang Yan and I supported the left side of the deceased and the other supported the right side of the deceased, preparing to move the body over.

Now, I am puzzled, what is the situation, could it be that the deceased is unwilling to be put into the coffin?
After thinking about it, I found some incense and yellow paper and burned it in front of the deceased, and told the deceased about some things that happened in this funeral. I even told the deceased about the death of Song Qianxi and others.

After everything was clarified, I winked at Yang Yan and shouted, "One, two, three."

Just after shouting three, the two of us exerted our strength together. The strange thing is that the deceased seemed to be stuck in place by glue, unable to move at all.

"Ninth brother, this..." Yang Yan trembled.

I thought about it. As far as the current situation is concerned, the deceased’s fraudulent corpse should have been tampered with, or someone deliberately made some kind of method on the deceased, which led to the previous scene of fraudulent corpse. , he seemed pretty sure I couldn't handle it.

This made me even more certain that the body had been tampered with.

Thinking of this, my first thought was that the corpse of the deceased had been bewitched by a voodoo. I thought so because I knew that the vomit could make the corpse move, so I cut my index finger with a butcher knife, squeezed a few drops of blood and smeared it on the dead body. On the lips, I remember Joyce said that the Gu worms would move when they smelled blood.

Once the Gu worm moves, the corpse will definitely move accordingly.

To my dismay, after waiting for a minute or two, the deceased did not respond at all, and still stood there, motionless.

Made, isn't it a Gu worm?
If it's not a Gu worm, what is it that allows the corpse to walk upright?Could it be that he was possessed by another soul?

That's not right, if it is really possessed by other souls, I have already burned some yellow paper and fragrance, and the corpse should have some reaction. After all, most of the souls that are indiscriminately possessed are because they cannot be received after death. The worship of later generations, to put it bluntly, those souls are hungry and poor.

For a while, I really couldn't figure out what was going on, and You Shusong spoke again, and he sarcastically said: "Chen Jiu, is there nothing we can do? Or... invite our Boss Muyang in?"

"Get lost!" I was annoyed, I didn't have time to argue with him, so I squatted down in front of the deceased, first looked at the soles of the deceased's feet, they were clean, and then looked at other parts of the deceased's body, which were no different from normal corpses .

Seeing the time was running out, I was also in a hurry, so instead of doing anything else, I brought a basin of clean water and planned to wipe the dead body first, maybe everything would be better after wiping the dead body!

With this kind of luck, I started to wipe the dead body, and it went smoothly at first, until when I was wiping the dead's feet, a gloomy voice came, "Chen Jiu, what are you doing?"

Something is wrong, this is the first thought in my mind, I looked up, stupefied, the deceased was looking down at me with his head down.

(End of this chapter)