Digging up my own ancestral grave, the school flower insists that I am a tomb robber
Chapter 236 Making a Slingshot to Hit Your Glass
Chapter 236 Making a Slingshot to Hit Your Glass
The next day,
Chen Mu and his sister moved, Ye Jin and other members of the archaeological team naturally came to help, but after the move, Ting Zen was still on the rooftop.
The joy of housewarming is naturally to ask everyone to go to the new house to have a meal and have fun.
Chen Mu also asked people to go to the rooftop to call Tingchan, and soon the head of the archaeological team, Liu, came down from the rooftop and hurriedly said, "Brother Mu, go and have a look, I feel that Tingchan doesn't seem right!"
hear this,
Chen Mu and the others all walked towards the rooftop. When they reached the rooftop,
Just watching and listening to Zen seems to be a bit crazy, and he keeps muttering, "Heaven leads Zhou Tian, covers Zhou Tian's changes, turns me into a king... turns me into a king..."
Chen Mu: "...!"
I told the guy listening to Zen earlier, don't rush for success, obviously this guy didn't listen.
Got it!
This is the way to go, a good Fenghou Qimen, let him practice into a mad queen Qimen!
And looking at Ting Chan's appearance, Heizi knew that Ting Chan was a strange practice after practicing Feng Chan.
At that time, Chen Mu also taught him Fenghou Qimen, but Heizi knew that he might find it difficult to comprehend it, and he might even fall into it and become crazy.
Unexpectedly, Ting Zen was actually taught by Chen Mu, and he even practiced it.
It seems that Ting Zen also suffered a lot of blood, otherwise, how could the boss, who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles, and who does not suffer at all, could pass on his thaumaturgy.
I don't know if the boss has a solution. Heizi naturally hopes to have one. Now that he has gained experience, he can also try to comprehend and practice Fenghou Qimen.
"Brother Mu, is he stupid!? Or... crazy?!" At this time, someone in the archaeological team asked.
Chen Mu said lightly, "It's just that the practice is not right, it's nothing to worry about!"
As he spoke, Chen Mu slowly walked to Ting Chan's side, and at this moment, Ting Chan actually directly attacked Chen Mu, but Chen Mu directly manipulated it like a chick.
And this also brought Ting Zen back to his senses, but he still looked not very smart,
"Did you see that beautiful woman downstairs?" Chen Mu asked with a pointed finger.
Ting Chan looked along where Chen Mu pointed, then nodded,
Chen Mu's voice sounded again, "Is it pretty?"
"Pretty!" Ting Zen replied decisively.
"Then look at her, what are you thinking now!?" Chen Mu continued to ask.
heard,
Ting Chan replied truthfully, "I want to kiss her!"
"and then?!"
"I... I tuo... ta clothes!" Ting Chan replied a little embarrassed.
Crowd: ? ? ?
What the hell!
Little monk, do you want to listen to what you said! ?
You are a monk, you think so! ?
Dirty!
Does your master know that you are like this?The Buddha knows, will he really not punish you? !
It's really... The world is declining, people's hearts are not old, monks have so many ideas, how can they be monks!
Chen Mu's voice continued to sound at this time, "And then?"
Listening to Zen's awkwardness, he was completely embarrassed to say it. Seeing this, Chen Mu continued, "It's nothing, just say what you think!"
"I want to pull out the monkey rubber band in her pants and make it into a slingshot to hit the glass in your house!" Ting Chan said very smoothly and quickly.
Chen Mu: _`! ?
Hey!
You sound so fucking familiar!
Everyone: "???"
Hahaha!
Is this trying to make them laugh?
They have all undergone strict training, and under normal circumstances they will never laugh unless they can't help it!
What kind of strange brain circuit is this? Listening to Zen now is a bit serious!
Good guy!
That's it!Without more than ten years of cerebral thrombosis, I can't say this!
Really TM absolutely!
Almost died laughing!
At this time, Chen Mu also figured out how far Ting Chan's trance had gone, and immediately started to do it. He couldn't let Ting Chan go crazy like this and leave him alone.
Following Chen Mu's move, he also transmitted some of Fenghou Qimen's insights to Tingchan.
With Chen Mu's action, listening to Zen will naturally improve, the previous crazy appearance is no longer there,
When he woke up, Ting Chan hurriedly bowed to Chen Mu, very solemnly, Ting Chan knew very well that if Chen Mu ignored him, he would be insane for the rest of his life, and it would be impossible for him to comprehend the Fenghou Qimen.
Seeing Ting Zen recovering, Heizi's heart also became active, and he also wanted to practice Fenghou Qimen.
immediately,
Everyone left the rooftop, and what happened in a trance just now, everyone explained to Ting Chan in detail, which made Ting Chan wish he could find a crack in the ground to get in, good guy, this is really a bit embarrassing and embarrassing up!
Take out the monkey rubber band in the pants, make it into a slingshot and hit your glass!
Good guy!
Listen, I feel that what I said is true and not human!
at night,
Everyone was at Chen Mu's new home, the atmosphere was very lively, they exchanged cups,
When the atmosphere rose, someone asked Ting Zen curiously, what was the world he saw at that time, and why his thoughts were so strange.
Listening to Zen:_`
I am!
What the fuck are you asking, can't you just let this go?
You really embarrass me like this.
Damn, it's useless, I feel that this matter has to be the laughing stock of these people for the rest of their lives.
I seem to run away, but I can't escape~!
Is this the feeling of social death? !
Ugh!
When the dinner was over, Chen Mu still asked Ye Laodao to protect his sister,
Of course, Chen Mu also left stronger means in his sister's body. Even if Ye Laodao was entangled, his sister could persist for a while.
After doing all this, Chen Mu felt relieved a lot. At the same time, he was also thinking that his younger sister and Ye Jin should also start to practice. Not to mention how strong they are, at least they can protect themselves against some youngsters. .
Thinking so,
Chen Mu asked the system in his heart, "System, are there any exercises suitable for women to practice, and the progress should be fast."
As Chen Mu's voice fell, the system's voice sounded,
Ding!
[Option [-], the Divine Phoenix Art, the practice progress is fast. Although it is not a mysterious exercise, this exercise has a great advantage. It can be reborn from the ashes. It can be reborn from the ashes, and after rebirth, the skill will be more refined, but the rebirth from the ashes can only be used three times, and the cultivation of the Divine Phoenix Art can only be performed with a fire-attributed physique. 】
[Option [-], Xuannv Bingxin Jue, this exercise has a profound spirituality. Practicing this exercise can make the foundation of the cultivation base deep, enter the realm quickly, and does not limit the physique. 】
[These two exercises are the most suitable at present, and each exchange only needs 50 points.This is already a bone price. As for the other better and more suitable exercises, each one requires millions of points. 】
Chen Mu:? !
Only 50! ?
Dog system, whatever the hell you said, just open your mouth! ?
And the dog system once again staged what is called silence is golden!
Although Chen Mu scolded the dog system, he still had to accumulate enough 50 points first. As for the matter of taking Yuan Yin, he could only let it go later.
(End of this chapter)
The next day,
Chen Mu and his sister moved, Ye Jin and other members of the archaeological team naturally came to help, but after the move, Ting Zen was still on the rooftop.
The joy of housewarming is naturally to ask everyone to go to the new house to have a meal and have fun.
Chen Mu also asked people to go to the rooftop to call Tingchan, and soon the head of the archaeological team, Liu, came down from the rooftop and hurriedly said, "Brother Mu, go and have a look, I feel that Tingchan doesn't seem right!"
hear this,
Chen Mu and the others all walked towards the rooftop. When they reached the rooftop,
Just watching and listening to Zen seems to be a bit crazy, and he keeps muttering, "Heaven leads Zhou Tian, covers Zhou Tian's changes, turns me into a king... turns me into a king..."
Chen Mu: "...!"
I told the guy listening to Zen earlier, don't rush for success, obviously this guy didn't listen.
Got it!
This is the way to go, a good Fenghou Qimen, let him practice into a mad queen Qimen!
And looking at Ting Chan's appearance, Heizi knew that Ting Chan was a strange practice after practicing Feng Chan.
At that time, Chen Mu also taught him Fenghou Qimen, but Heizi knew that he might find it difficult to comprehend it, and he might even fall into it and become crazy.
Unexpectedly, Ting Zen was actually taught by Chen Mu, and he even practiced it.
It seems that Ting Zen also suffered a lot of blood, otherwise, how could the boss, who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles, and who does not suffer at all, could pass on his thaumaturgy.
I don't know if the boss has a solution. Heizi naturally hopes to have one. Now that he has gained experience, he can also try to comprehend and practice Fenghou Qimen.
"Brother Mu, is he stupid!? Or... crazy?!" At this time, someone in the archaeological team asked.
Chen Mu said lightly, "It's just that the practice is not right, it's nothing to worry about!"
As he spoke, Chen Mu slowly walked to Ting Chan's side, and at this moment, Ting Chan actually directly attacked Chen Mu, but Chen Mu directly manipulated it like a chick.
And this also brought Ting Zen back to his senses, but he still looked not very smart,
"Did you see that beautiful woman downstairs?" Chen Mu asked with a pointed finger.
Ting Chan looked along where Chen Mu pointed, then nodded,
Chen Mu's voice sounded again, "Is it pretty?"
"Pretty!" Ting Zen replied decisively.
"Then look at her, what are you thinking now!?" Chen Mu continued to ask.
heard,
Ting Chan replied truthfully, "I want to kiss her!"
"and then?!"
"I... I tuo... ta clothes!" Ting Chan replied a little embarrassed.
Crowd: ? ? ?
What the hell!
Little monk, do you want to listen to what you said! ?
You are a monk, you think so! ?
Dirty!
Does your master know that you are like this?The Buddha knows, will he really not punish you? !
It's really... The world is declining, people's hearts are not old, monks have so many ideas, how can they be monks!
Chen Mu's voice continued to sound at this time, "And then?"
Listening to Zen's awkwardness, he was completely embarrassed to say it. Seeing this, Chen Mu continued, "It's nothing, just say what you think!"
"I want to pull out the monkey rubber band in her pants and make it into a slingshot to hit the glass in your house!" Ting Chan said very smoothly and quickly.
Chen Mu: _`! ?
Hey!
You sound so fucking familiar!
Everyone: "???"
Hahaha!
Is this trying to make them laugh?
They have all undergone strict training, and under normal circumstances they will never laugh unless they can't help it!
What kind of strange brain circuit is this? Listening to Zen now is a bit serious!
Good guy!
That's it!Without more than ten years of cerebral thrombosis, I can't say this!
Really TM absolutely!
Almost died laughing!
At this time, Chen Mu also figured out how far Ting Chan's trance had gone, and immediately started to do it. He couldn't let Ting Chan go crazy like this and leave him alone.
Following Chen Mu's move, he also transmitted some of Fenghou Qimen's insights to Tingchan.
With Chen Mu's action, listening to Zen will naturally improve, the previous crazy appearance is no longer there,
When he woke up, Ting Chan hurriedly bowed to Chen Mu, very solemnly, Ting Chan knew very well that if Chen Mu ignored him, he would be insane for the rest of his life, and it would be impossible for him to comprehend the Fenghou Qimen.
Seeing Ting Zen recovering, Heizi's heart also became active, and he also wanted to practice Fenghou Qimen.
immediately,
Everyone left the rooftop, and what happened in a trance just now, everyone explained to Ting Chan in detail, which made Ting Chan wish he could find a crack in the ground to get in, good guy, this is really a bit embarrassing and embarrassing up!
Take out the monkey rubber band in the pants, make it into a slingshot and hit your glass!
Good guy!
Listen, I feel that what I said is true and not human!
at night,
Everyone was at Chen Mu's new home, the atmosphere was very lively, they exchanged cups,
When the atmosphere rose, someone asked Ting Zen curiously, what was the world he saw at that time, and why his thoughts were so strange.
Listening to Zen:_`
I am!
What the fuck are you asking, can't you just let this go?
You really embarrass me like this.
Damn, it's useless, I feel that this matter has to be the laughing stock of these people for the rest of their lives.
I seem to run away, but I can't escape~!
Is this the feeling of social death? !
Ugh!
When the dinner was over, Chen Mu still asked Ye Laodao to protect his sister,
Of course, Chen Mu also left stronger means in his sister's body. Even if Ye Laodao was entangled, his sister could persist for a while.
After doing all this, Chen Mu felt relieved a lot. At the same time, he was also thinking that his younger sister and Ye Jin should also start to practice. Not to mention how strong they are, at least they can protect themselves against some youngsters. .
Thinking so,
Chen Mu asked the system in his heart, "System, are there any exercises suitable for women to practice, and the progress should be fast."
As Chen Mu's voice fell, the system's voice sounded,
Ding!
[Option [-], the Divine Phoenix Art, the practice progress is fast. Although it is not a mysterious exercise, this exercise has a great advantage. It can be reborn from the ashes. It can be reborn from the ashes, and after rebirth, the skill will be more refined, but the rebirth from the ashes can only be used three times, and the cultivation of the Divine Phoenix Art can only be performed with a fire-attributed physique. 】
[Option [-], Xuannv Bingxin Jue, this exercise has a profound spirituality. Practicing this exercise can make the foundation of the cultivation base deep, enter the realm quickly, and does not limit the physique. 】
[These two exercises are the most suitable at present, and each exchange only needs 50 points.This is already a bone price. As for the other better and more suitable exercises, each one requires millions of points. 】
Chen Mu:? !
Only 50! ?
Dog system, whatever the hell you said, just open your mouth! ?
And the dog system once again staged what is called silence is golden!
Although Chen Mu scolded the dog system, he still had to accumulate enough 50 points first. As for the matter of taking Yuan Yin, he could only let it go later.
(End of this chapter)
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