Urban Cultivation Evil

Chapter 510 Donkey Shit Antidote

Chapter 510 Donkey Shit Antidote
Ma Daochang, what do you think?
Hearing these words, Ma Yunfei felt as if his tail had been stepped on, and he didn't care whether he would be killed by Jasmine. He jumped up from Jasmine's body like a monkey, and then shook his head like a wave drum: "I don't Agree! Even if I'm looking for a man, I don't want to find this kind of guy who is neither male nor female!"

After finishing speaking, she looked at Ye Tian tearfully as if she had suffered a lot of grievances: "Master Ye, my tongue hurts! I... I was molested, you... you must make the decision for me!"

thump!
Before Ye Tian could speak, Jasmine pulled a piece of quilt to wrap her upper body, and knelt down in front of Ye Tian: "Master Ye, I am determined to abandon the dark and turn to the bright from now on, and I will never practice the Yangming Sutra again. Please help me, let me be with Daoist Ma."

As she said that, her cheeks flushed, and at this moment, she also looked a bit shy like a little girl.

Ye Tian swallowed.

It's hard for a clean official to cut off housework.

Now the matter couldn't be understood anymore, just now, with his own throw, Jasmine's heart was thrown onto Ma Yunfei by the way.

Ma Yunfei, a bad old man, still didn't agree.

Nima's!
If Jasmine really didn't practice the Yang Ming Jing, she would be a beautiful woman despite her flat chest.

You, an old-fashioned old man who deals with corpses all day long, are still pushy?

Moreover, if this Jasmine really follows you, then dealing with the Green Ghost Sect can be regarded as a traitor. By then, many things will definitely be much easier to handle!
After thinking about it, Ye Tian felt that this deal was really a good deal.

Originally, he wanted to subdue Jasmine and use it for himself. Although the process was a bit beyond his expectations, the result was the same after all.

Everything else is not important.

Ye Tian finally laughed, but there was something meaningful in that smile, he patted Ma Yunfei's shoulder lightly, and said earnestly: "Master Ma, you are really lucky!"

"Thump!" Hearing Ye Tian's words, Ma Yunfei only felt his heart skip a beat, and raised his head in confusion.

Ye Tian shook his head: "Hehe, the so-called marriage of thousands of miles is connected by a thread, now it seems that you and Miss Jasmine are really like this."

After finishing speaking, he waved at Jasmine: "If you really like Daoist Ma, then you have to show your sincerity and remove the Pluto pill from Daoist Ma's body first."

"That's right, that's right, I've solved it now." Jasmine quickly stepped forward, and took out another pill from her pocket.

It's just that this pill is the size of an egg, and it's so dark that it can even smell a foul smell from a distance.

"Is this the antidote?" Ma Yunfei's eyes widened with a strange expression on his face.

Jasmine nodded quickly, and looked at Ma Yunfei tenderly, "Master Ma, the Pluto Pill is actually not that scary. You haven't been deeply poisoned yet, as long as you spit out the Pluto Pill, nothing will happen."

"Spit it out?" Ma Yunfei became more and more puzzled: "How can this thing be spit out?"

"Just eat this antidote!" Jasmine stepped forward and grabbed Ma Yunfei's mouth, and then stuffed a black rotten egg the size of an egg directly into Ma Yunfei's mouth, her attitude was more rude than a man's.

Ma Yunfei didn't react at all, he just felt his abdomen was on fire, and his throat was even rolling because of the strong stench. He turned his head and rushed into the toilet, vomiting crazily.

Seeing this, Ye Tian twitched the corner of his mouth: "This antidote, are you sure it's not donkey shit?"

Jasmine smiled awkwardly: "Master Ye, it was actually modified by donkey dung."

"..." Ye Tian didn't expect that even the Underworld Hall of the Green Ghost Sect would be so unreliable. Using donkey feces as an antidote is also extremely strange.

"Well, if Daoist Ma asks about it in the future, don't tell him the ingredients of the antidote." Ye Tian kindly reminded him.

Jasmine hurriedly cupped her hands: "Master Ye, you are absolutely right."

Immediately, she seemed to be a little embarrassed when she remembered her current identity, opened her mouth and said hesitantly: "Master Ye, your throw just now seemed to throw me into another world. In the past, Fu Rong always said that men are so so , I have never tasted it, only when she saw that I practiced the Yangming Sutra and my cultivation level was getting higher and higher, and she lied to me, now I understand that what she said is true."

As he said that, he unconsciously lowered his head slightly: "Master Ye, to speak from the bottom of my heart, I have already decided that no matter where Daoist Ma goes, I will follow him. Even if he has no money, I will follow him. Because, he took away my first kiss, and let me understand that there are many things in this world that are more meaningful than cultivation."

"Master Ye, I... I thank you!" Jasmine bowed vigorously to Ye Tian.

Ye Tian felt a little pain in his small liver.

This Nima can do it!
I accidentally became a month old.

Thinking of Chen Jiayu, Ye Tian quickly waved his hand, as if he had just come and said: "Miss Jasmine, since you have changed your ways, then I, Ye Tian, ​​will naturally not embarrass you. But now my brother-in-law Chen Jiayu is still in your hands, I hope ..."

"Of course, of course, I'll go and bring him back to you right now." Jasmine nodded repeatedly, and then ran out quickly.

Ye Tian was not worried that Jasmine would cheat.

Ye Tian believed in his own judgment, this Jasmine was like a blank sheet of paper in terms of feelings, she accidentally kissed Ma Yunfei, and Ma Yunfei's whole heart was instantly filled.

"Things are going a little smoothly today!" Ye Tian smiled helplessly and shook his head.

However, as soon as this thought fell into place, Jasmine ran back in a hurry, and said nervously: "Master Ye, it's bad, Hall Master and the others are gone."

"Disappeared?" Ye Tian frowned slightly: "What's going on?"

Jasmine quickly came in front of Ye Tian, ​​and then spread her hands, there was a piece of paper in her hand.

A few lines of messages on the paper: Boy surnamed Ye, this time, you are lucky, your brother-in-law is in our hands, if you are sensible, you'd better go to the ancient tomb obediently.At that time, you will naturally meet your brother-in-law. If you want to play tricks, we will kill your brother-in-law first!
Not signed.

However, judging by the tone of voice, it must be Gao Lishi's gang.

Moreover, according to Jasmine, even Fu Rong, the lady proprietress of this shop, was also missing.

At present, it seems that Gao Lishi knew that Jasmine might not be able to deal with Ye Tian, ​​so he had already left.

"Damn it, you dare to take hostages to threaten me!" Ye Tian clenched his fists fiercely.

Although he didn't know how Gao Lishi decided that there was something he needed in the ancient tomb, since Chen Jiayu was taken away at this time, Ye Tian naturally couldn't just sit idly by.

Otherwise, there is no way to explain to Chen Yumo later.

Besides, that Li Yajiang was determined to cause trouble for himself, so it seemed that he should give up.

(End of this chapter)

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