Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk

Chapter 22 General Dou?Tease the general!
Xiao Ran now understands one thing: a lot of things, watching movies and TV and experiencing it himself are completely two different feelings.

Such as falling in love, such as hugging, such as kissing, and such as...

Really face to face with zombies!
The giant corpse with red hair and a foul smell is flying towards you, and a breath of death envelopes you in an instant.Xiao Ran suddenly remembered this life, at the moment of the car accident, he was so small and helpless, he could only watch death rush towards him...

Two yells woke him up from the astonished stupor, and he saw Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang hitting Shisha with their engineering shovels.

And Shi Sha swept his arms across his arms with a "snap", knocking the engineer shovel into the air, very quickly.This is completely different from the kung fu zombies in Hong Kong movies. It really relies on overwhelming brute force and speed. There are no routines, and they are all dead hands...

Before Xiao Ran could shout, he saw two engineering shovels flying into the sky.This road did not follow the routine. Who knows if the engineer shovel will directly collapse the glazed roof this time.

Fortunately, the engineer shovel is quite artistic, and he didn't force himself to add drama.Xiao Ran raised his flashlight to shine on the roof, only to see that two shovels were firmly inserted on the roof, and the dragon oil did not flow out.

Without the equipment, Hu Bayi looked at the black donkey's hoof in his hand, then at the red-haired corpse who didn't know where his mouth was, and said, "Go to the back room first! Find a chance to stuff the black donkey's hoof for him!"

Alright, from now on, as long as the fat man falls down...

So Xiao Ran watched the fat man take the lead and ran into the back room without hindrance, like a nimble fat loach.

What's the situation? !Xiao Ran's mind was blank immediately, so he had no choice but to run along first.But one inadvertently stepped on a round object, slipped and fell to the ground.

He looked up in a daze, and it turned out that the broken sword in Yingzi's hand was thrown on the ground just now, and he just stepped on the hilt of the sword...

Hearing the howling of a night owl approaching, Xiao Ran couldn't help but think of that common saying: Oh, me...

At this time, Hu Bayi stood between him and Shi Sha, kicked Shi Sha in the chest.Shi Sha remained motionless, his claws were only one hand away from Hu Bayi.

Xiao Ran stood up like a carp, and kicked Shi Sha's chest with his luck.Shi Sha was kicked back two steps, but Xiao Ran's leg hurt, as if kicked against a wall.

What a shit magic skill!I thought that this time I could kick red-haired rice dumplings in circles and slap big prairie otters. Co-authoring is only a little bit better than Hu Bayi, and it hurts so much!

After being kicked by Li Ran, Shi Sha suddenly turned to Xiao Ran from the face that was facing Hu Bayi, the black hole in the red hair spewed out a mouthful of foul-smelling gas.

Xiao Ran's heart is bitter, why is it still me!

He ran away, but there was a corner in front of him, and the stench of corpses chased after him, Xiao Ran hurriedly crouched down instinctively holding his head.

With a sound of "crash", a burst of dust fell on the head and face, and the ten steel knife-like nails of Shi Sha forcibly drew deep marks on the hard rammed earth tomb wall, which happened to be Xiao Ran's head.

"I still don't believe it!"

Xiao Ran suddenly jumped up and swung an uppercut. There was a "click", followed by Shi Sha's scream and Xiao Ran's scream.

Broken, Shi Sha's jawbone and Xiao Ran's little finger were both broken.

Ten fingers to heart is true, I didn't expect it to hurt so much!Fortunately, I have the rubbish of yarrow and nine, so I should be able to pick it up after a night's sleep...

"Boss Xiao! Stuff him with a donkey's hoof!"

Xiao Ran was still covering his hands, and Shi Sha seemed to be stunned for a moment.At this time, Hu Bayi took the opportunity to jump on Shi Sha's back, and hooked Shi Sha's arms vigorously, his eyes were obviously so suffocated by the corpse's smell that he couldn't open his eyes.

Xiao Ran took out the black donkey's hoof, and thrust it into Shi Sha's black mouth.However, that corpse's jaw was broken, and he couldn't hold it at all, so Xiao Ran could only keep pushing it deeper, trying to stuff it into his throat...

Don't mention how weird this scene is!
Shi Sha seemed to react suddenly, and let out another scream, wanting to swing his arm and scratch Xiao Ran with his nails.But Xiao Ran was stuck in his arms now, and his arms could not be bent, so he just carried Hu Bayi on his back and carried Xiao Ran around in a circle, like dancing a thrilling three-person waltz.

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered, this is a corpse, not a zombie.What kind of glutinous rice and black donkey hooves are used on it is not in line with scientific principles.

He swung the black donkey's hoof and slammed the corpse's head furiously, cursing as he slammed: "Knock you to death, you old bastard! Fuck you!"

He exerted all his strength these few times, knocking Shi Sha's head straight back, and he didn't make any other movements for a while.Hu Bayi looked at Xiao Ran in shock, he had no idea that the black donkey's hooves can be used to suppress zombies using physics!

Sure enough, the best way to overcome fear is to face it and knock it to death!Xiao Ran suddenly calmed down, it would not be a problem to go on like this, Fatty and Yingzi should be allowed to play with bronze maces!

"Boss Xiao, get out of here!" Fatty's voice came from behind.

He's a good guy, as expected of a fat man, he really doesn't disappoint... Why is he holding a horse in his hand? !
And Yingzi rushed out with a long spear like the fat man.

As soon as Xiao Ran lowered his head, the two directly stabbed the long spear on Shi Sha's neck, and Hu Bayi jumped off Shi Sha's back.

"Good job! I didn't expect you two to be so smart, I will give you a credit when I go back..." Hu Bayi said.

After being stabbed by the two of them, Shi Sha took a step back, but was about to stand up and jump forward again.The two were panting and hurriedly raised their spears, but Yingzi was weaker after all, and was hit by the corpse and fell to the ground.

Hu Bayi hurried up to make up his seat, and he and the fat man held up against the corpse like a triangle, and the scene fell into a stalemate for a moment.But Shi Sha is like a perpetual motion machine, completely unaware of fatigue, so sooner or later he will fall into a disadvantage.

Leaving aside the Kwantung Army's underground fortress, it's important to save people!

Xiao Ran hurriedly rushed to the back room, saw the rusty mace, picked it up and rushed to the main room, just in time to see that Hu Bayi and the other two were about to lose their hold, and quickly shouted: "Let me go! "

When the two of them let go, he held the pole of the mace and hit Shi Sha like a bell, and Shi Sha fell to the ground like a straight board.

"Boss Xiao...with your strength..." Hu Bayi gasped and couldn't speak a complete sentence.

But Shi Sha was really dedicated to his work, and before he could finish speaking, he stood up again.Hu Bayi hurriedly shouted: "Aim at his head!"

There is a door!Xiao Ran looked behind him, pointed his back at the back room deliberately, then swung his mace and rushed towards Shi Sha.

Corpse Sha jumped forward violently, leaning hard on the mace.Xiao Ran only felt a numbness in his mouth, and let go of the situation, and the mace flew towards the back room, making a loud shattering sound.

This time it is done!Xiao Ran quickly pointed to Hu Bayi at the coffin at the entrance of the stolen cave, and Hu Bayi understood: "Go to the back room and get the mace back! Let's break the coffin and go out. There are guns and dogs outside, and the venue is spacious. It's better than in the This is a toss! Boss Xiao, you go, Fatty and I will take the back!"

This... is fine, anyway, the holes in the back are all open.Xiao Ran ran to the back room, but was dumbfounded by the scene in front of him.

The mace didn't smash the wall of the back room, but fell to the ground, smashing a big hole in the floor tiles.

At this time, Hu Bayi and the others entered the back room, but Shi Sha followed closely, blocking the way to the main room.

Fatty and Hu Ba looked at each other, grabbed the mace with four hands, and pressed it against Shi Sha's chest.The corpse also jumped forward with all its strength, and the two of them were so deadlocked that they turned around on the spot.

It's not a problem to go on like this!How can I make Shi Sha knock down the back wall?
Xiao Ran suddenly thought of an idea, he took out the Jifei Pill, and shook it in the direction of the corpse.

Sure enough, Shi Sha sniffled and was about to turn towards Xiao Ran.Xiao Ran suddenly realized that this thing can be used to draw hatred at critical moments!

Hu Bayi and Fatty didn't know what was going on behind them, they just continued to fight against the corpse according to the routine just now, and followed them back and forth.

For a moment, Shi Sha held a fast-bending mace on his chest, and Xiao Ran was holding Jifei Pill behind Hu Bayi and Fatty, guiding Shi Sha to aim at the back wall. This scene was like a street performer performing a golden gun lock throat , just put a tape recorder next to it and play "Standing like a pine tree, lying down like a bow..."

Seeing that Hu Bayi and Fatty were almost exhausted, Xiao Ran finally found a seat, and hurriedly shouted to them, "Let go!"

Although the two of them didn't understand, but their brains had given up thinking at this time, and when they heard Xiao Ran's shout, they naturally let go of their hands.Shi Sha pushed forward, and the mace finally flew towards the back wall in a beautiful straight line as Xiao Ran wished.

With a bang, a big hole was broken in the wall.Because the distance was close enough, he smashed a gap enough for people to pass through in one go, Xiao Ran quickly picked up the mace and pushed the corpse out five or six steps with all his strength, while beckoning everyone to hide in the gap.

This guide, at any rate, has successfully entered the next round of the plot.

Xiao Ran felt physically and mentally exhausted. In the past few days, he had not worried about the plot going so tiring because he had fought against the generals, killed the slaves, killed the devils, and just now... or should be said to tease the generals.

So he made up his mind: he will never be a director in this life!How tiring!

(End of this chapter)