Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk

Chapter 3 Was taken away by Goldfinger? !

This time, Xiao Ran slept extremely soundly.But my limbs also felt particularly sore, as if I went out to steal a cow in the middle of my sleep, and then came back to sleep again.

The morning sun shone on his face, he woke up, stretched his waist, and made a series of "click" sounds from the bones and joints all over his body.He was startled, and jumped up from the bed.

The body is as light as a swallow, yesterday he had to stand on the edge of the bed a little bit, for fear that the unrecovered bones would break again.

Now he's healed, he can trot, he can jump, hey, jump.In addition to no sore waist and no back pain, I can breathe smoothly and feel refreshed, and my whole body is full of strength.

He walked to the window, the sun was shining on his naked upper body, and he found that the edges and corners of his muscles were much more obvious than usual.Although it is not as good as the soon-to-be-fired muscular star Arnold Zhuhua eating cigars, it will definitely kill all the fresh meat of his era in seconds.

Before he finished admiring his sudden visit, he smelled a strange smell.It's a little rancid and smelly, as if someone left a big strip in the pickle jar.

He smelled it all the way, and lifted his bed.

A strong stench hit his face, making his eyes sour.He hurriedly opened the window to ventilate, turned around to look at the bed, and found that it was covered with dark brown unknown objects.

Could it be that he slept too hard last night and pulled out of bed?But he looked down at his body, it was very clean and there was no peculiar smell.

Xiao Ran endured his nausea and picked it, those things had dried up, a bit like blood scabs, and there was some oil.

Huh... He quickly tore off the bed sheet and quilt cover, rushed to the bathroom with his arms in his arms, and threw it into the washing machine.His figure flashed in front of the mirror, and he felt something strange, so he stepped back in front of the mirror and looked carefully at his chest.

On his chest, there is a red mark, the shape of which is exactly the same as that of Yakuza.

How to forget it!
Xiao Ran suddenly remembered the voice he heard and the strange dream he had after falling asleep last night.He hastily rushed to the bed and rummaged through it, and finally found the brass buckle with the rope under the bed.

Fortunately, this thing is still there, it seems that there is only a red mark on his chest.

"Xiao Jiu! You Jiugui! Old man, get out!"

Tongkou was silent, Xiao Ran was startled, could it be that what happened yesterday was all a dream?
This is not scientific!
He hung the copper buckle on the urinal again, and shouted: "If you don't come out again, this is your coffin!"

"Ah... are you awake?" Yajiu Jiugui's lazily yawned voice spread to Xiao Ran's brain.

It seems that it is not a dream, so it is reasonable... No, these things are not reasonable or unreasonable.

Xiao Ran said in a deep voice: "Tell me, what did you do last night? It was you under my quilt... You pulled it?"

"Hahahahaha! Master, you forgot what you did to me last night? Can Xiao Jiu replay it for you?"

Xiao Ran was taken aback for a moment, and felt that he was out of his mind for a moment, and some memory fragments flashed through his mind like a movie.

He saw that he had slept soundly last night, suddenly a carp straightened up, closed his eyes and began to meditate on the bed.

Not long after, he began to stretch his limbs, then jumped up, and then began to do some strange movements, like yoga, and like Wu Qinxi.

While doing the movements, his stomach swelled up from time to time, and then deflated violently, as if he was doing a strange breathing.With his movements and breathing, yellow and brown sweat began to flow out of the pores all over his body, and gray-black steam was exhaled from his nostrils.

His body was constantly twisting and returning to normal, making a series of "clicking" sounds, and the muscles on his body were also pulsating like waves.That line, that luster, that's a beauty!
After a series of busy tasks, he returned to the meditation posture.After the liquid drained from his body and the color of the exhaled air was no longer color, he wrapped himself in a quilt and fell asleep again.

"Hey hey, that breathing technique is called 'Xuanhuang Shennongjing'. After practicing it, it can absorb the spiritual energy of all things in the world, cleanse the marrow and renew the bone, purify the blood and disperse toxins, heal diseases and heal injuries.

"The boxing and kicking movements just now are called 'Xuanyuan Honghuang'. They are the origin and foundation of all external exercises in the world. After practicing, they can strengthen your body, prolong your life, grow muscles and strengthen your tendons, and can also help you fight against all boxing skills, long and short weapons. comprehend by analogy."

Xiao Ran was confused when he heard it, but thinking of how fierce he was when he got up together today, it seemed that he was not lying.It seems that the dirty quilt is the product of my marrow washing last night.

Xiao Ran felt happy, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, I have received your loyalty and sincerity, master, I will definitely kill chickens for you today, and kill the big one, is two enough?"

"No need. You serve me with blood as your master, so I will naturally teach you exercises to help you become strong, otherwise how can I let me drive you for a long time, hehe..."

"What? I'll serve you first? I'll just..." Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ran suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, and another clear memory flooded into his mind.

Last night, he scratched his chest with the broken fake Chinese porcelain, and when he was sleeping, he put the yakkuro exactly on that wound.Before he got up to practice, the yarrow nine cockroaches kept protruding from his wound, like a round leech, still glowing dim red.After a while, the red light was transferred from the wound to his body along the wound, and then disappeared.

Xiao Ran lowered his head and looked at his chest again, the red mark like a crocodile was not pierced, but an identical red tattoo.

He realized that he was taken away by Goldfinger? !

It turned out that last night, Yajiu Kuo asked him to put himself on his chest, so he was ready to plot against him.There are really thousands of time travelers, most of them can be laughed to death by Xiao Ran!

"Thanks to your sacrifice, I also learned a lot from your mind. Now, I'm hungry, find me something to eat!"

Xiao Ran came to a sudden: "No wonder you have a sour taste in your words today, you old dog..."

"Bold!"

There was another sharp pain in Xiao Ran's chest, it seemed that this thing really planned to use him as a slave.But after last night's washing and rejuvenating, he is indeed empty now.

Xiao Ran said in his heart, wait until I am full first, and then I will talk to you slowly.He opened the refrigerator and took out all the steamed buns, salted duck eggs, mustard lumps, canned luncheon meat, etc., including all kinds of sauces.Although they were all cold, but whatever, Xiao Ran grabbed them and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Well, this tendon..."

"This is crispy, but it's still..."

"Like meat but not meat, the taste is good, let's take another bite of this..."

While Xiao Ran was eating, the yarrow was not idle, not only commenting, but also asking for a few more mouthfuls when it came across something it likes.How to eat is not to eat, Xiao Ran didn't bother to bother with it, and unscrewed a can of stinky tofu while eating.

"What is this...it stinks! Don't eat it!"

Xiao Ran was taken aback for a moment, and was immediately overjoyed, remembering the reaction of the yarrow Jiugui in the urinal yesterday, it turned out that it was afraid of smelly things.If you don't like to eat, then I prefer to eat!

He picked up a large piece of gray-green stinky tofu and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowing it without chewing.

"vomit……"

In the next second, Xiao Ran and Yasujiu retched at the same time.Xiao Ran rushed to the bathroom and spat into the sink.

"But I found a cure for you!"

Xiao Ran simply picked up the stinky tofu and ran to the bathroom, and stuffed another big mouthful into his mouth.

"Can't……"

There was another burst of pain in his chest, and then he felt a force in his body jumping up and down, as if he wanted to run away, but it stopped quickly.

"vomit……"

In this way, Xiao Ran ate stinky tofu, and the yam-jiu made him hurt, and then the two vomited together.After tossing and tossing for more than ten rounds, Xiao Ran lay down on the ground out of breath.

"It's not bad, old man, you've been living with me for so long..."

"You also have a hand, and you actually took this stinky thing to die with me..."

The two "persons" still cherish each other, but Xiao Ran is clear in his heart, and the master and servant still have to make it clear.

"Xiao Jiu, are you convinced?"

Yarrow Jiugui did not respond.

"Okay, I still like this kind of food with flavor. In addition to stinky tofu, I will let you taste soy sauce, snail powder, and stinky mandarin fish one by one! No matter how bad it is, I will go all out to cure you. Just go and eat something you can't eat!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ran turned his gaze to the bathroom.

"Admit it! I accept it! Alas... why bother..." Yau Jiukuo finally spoke.

"Oh, that's right. Anyway, if you are honest, I will definitely not treat you badly."

Xiao Ran stood up like a carp, he still had business to do today, so he just went out to the next restaurant to celebrate his two achievements of time travel and golden finger.

He suddenly remembered something, held up the copper buckle and asked Achilles: "You live in me now? Then is this shit still useful? Also, if I find someone to kiss on the mouth or something... ...can you feel it too?"

The point is the latter issue, which Xiao Ran must figure out.

"Bah, bah, bah! I am a millennium artifact, who likes to feel the dirty things of your stinking mortals! Just look at..."

After saying that, one of the tentacles around the copper buckle slowly arched and turned into a small ring.

"Put on a rope and hang me around your neck. You and I signed a blood contract, and I am one spirit and two bodies. As long as I want, I can return to the original body."

Xiao Ran smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, are you not afraid that I will throw you away?"

"Old Xiao, let's not say you can't throw it away, are you willing to throw it away?"

The word "Old Xiao" made Xiao Ran laugh out loud, as expected it had been touched in his mind, this yaojiu really pinched his mind to death.

"But it's strange to say that I'm an artifact, and I can have one spirit and two bodies. How can you, a mere mortal, have two life memories? This can be regarded as one body and two spirits..."

"Xiao Jiu, don't inquire about social affairs, anyway, the setting is like this..."

Xiao Ran put on his clothes and walked to the store in the front hall, and was immediately angry—it was almost 10 o'clock, and the store was still closed, and the store was pitch black, and Liu Shengli was still snoring on the camp bed in the corner.

He rushed over and kicked Liu Shengli's ass, and said, "What time are you going to sleep? Don't do business and don't eat?"

Liu Shengli rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up, and muttered: "Yesterday, I didn't know what was buzzing in the room, and I didn't dare to look at it. Your room was also buzzing, and I couldn't fall asleep all night. ..."

While Liu Shengli was clearing up and opening the door, Xiao Ran's voice sounded in his head again: "Old Xiao, I forgot to tell you, among those who came with me yesterday, that Guanshan knife...is considered a magic weapon."

Xiao Ran was taken aback for a moment: "You have been taking one bite at a time since yesterday. Could it be that there are other artifacts in this world? Like you?"

"Tch, you call me nonsense because you have little knowledge. You'll know if you go and have a look."

When he thought of Guan Shandao being left on the table overnight like a broken kitchen knife, Xiao Ran was terrified for a while.

However, could it be that Liu Shengli, like him, could also hear these things talking?Thanks to Liu Shengli's first love to eat nonsense, and second love to sleep boringly, otherwise he would have to run away with his baby.

Achilles Jiugui sensed his thoughts: "Weapons crow at night, just like roosters crowing, they have a stinking problem in their ancestors. Don't worry, people like you are really rare, although a little worse than me... "

Xiao Ran was too lazy to talk to it, so he rushed to the reception room and opened the door.

A cold light flashed across the room, and a murderous aura was overwhelming, followed by a ruthless voice yelling in his head.

"kill!"

(End of this chapter)