Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk

Chapter 377 Waiting for Spring

Xiao Ran walked out of the twisted alley, and saw his car parked by the side of the road.It was almost one o'clock in the afternoon, and a few people who had nothing to do after lunch were squatting next to the car, smoking and chatting, and some children were scribbling on the car door with stone pens.

Seeing Xiao Ran approaching with a frowning expression of disgust, all the idlers, big and small, tactfully dispersed.What they didn't know was that Xiao Ran was enduring the cursing at the moment, such as "straight mother thief", "pickled goods", "stupid hanger", etc. He used all the swear words from the Song Dynasty to the Republic of China Listened to it again.

In the end, Shenxing Wuyujian wailed unexpectedly, crying "Brother Yemo" one after another, as if Xiao Ran planned to use him to shovel shit.

Xiao Ran walked to the front of the car, wiped off the "Old Man Ding" and other graffiti on the car door with the sleeve of his military coat, and then turned his head to look behind him. The fence and dilapidated wooden poles blocked it, as if the owner of the mansion was once again hidden in the fireworks of the world.

"The favor owed to your Xiao family, this is considered to be repaid. Don't come here again in the future, just pretend that nothing happened today..."

Mrs. Huo's last words before parting, once again surfaced in Xiao Ran's mind.Is this favor even repaid?Never see you again?Also, on this trip, not only told him so many truths about the "artifact", but also gave him one as a gift.

"Tell me, do you do such a thing? Huh? I went to sell my daughter in a brothel, but my daughter was not sold, and I even fished one out of the brothel. Are you afraid of retribution for doing this?" .

Xiao Ran scratched his head and said: "Why do I hear that I seem to have built a seven-level pagoda and accumulated great virtue... let's not talk about this, come and say hello to my sisters!"

"Who is his sister?!"

This time, the three artifacts who were awake shouted out in unison.

"Cut... it might not be as old as me. I thought back then when I joined the Yue family army to connect with Heshuo, and fought against Jin Guo's sharp shooter Jin Zongzi, they didn't know where they were..." Shenxing Wuyujian muttered.

Xiao Ran asked with great interest while driving: "Yue Family Army? Jin Zizi? So you, a soldier Luzi, are still an anti-golden hero?"

"That's more than that! Hey, I'll call you Brother Ran, let me tell you, we started from General Yue, fought all the way from Henan to Hebei, from Shandong to Shanxi, five thousand bombs in six years, bombs Don't fail, seeing my dragon tendons, those who are either crying for father and mother, or can't cry for mother and father..."

When Shenxing Wuyujian talked about fighting, he regained his energy in an instant, and yelled "Brother Ran" one after another, looking completely familiar.But when he talked about the 11th year of Shaoxing, he shut his mouth sadly.

"Almighty Vulcan! I didn't expect that there would be such an epic battle in the Central Plains in later generations, which completely surpassed Prince Gumo's fight against Queen Jingjue. But Adasi, what happened next?"

Suohundinglingzhu stayed in the tomb of the Western Regions for thousands of years, so naturally he didn't know the story of Fengboting.Yin Yang Jing whispered at this time: "Don't ask, I'll show you..."

Xiao Ran felt a flash of light on the surface of the Yin-Yang Mirror, and then he heard the Soul Locking Orb and sighed: "So that's it! It's even more tragic than the experience of Prince Gu Mo. Your emperor is so hateful that people can't think of it." Grit your teeth, I hate that I have no teeth..."

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "That's all in the past. Later, when the emperor died, he was not at peace, and his tomb was dug out by a group of monks. Do you remember that Ba Kun who died in the coffin in the Tibetan God Bureau? It was his master who did it." of."

Suohun Dinglingzhu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good! It's so satisfying!"

Shenxing Wuyujian suddenly laughed and said: "This Hunu from the Western Regions is a bit interesting. It seems that your aunt prince or uncle prince is also a good guy! You and I are also in the same spirit, and we will never give up. From now on, I'll call you brother, let's drink a lot and eat a lot of meat, and pay a lot of money... military pay!"

"God of Vulcan, as evidenced by Bayan, I would like to be your brother, but I have no teeth, and I can't eat, drink or eat..." Suohun Dinglingzhu said helplessly.

At this moment, Xiao Ran laughed out loud: "Why do you hear this word, Bing Lu Zi, have you ever fallen into grass?"

Shenxing Wuyujian said disdainfully: "Where to fight the golden dog is not to fight... But in the end the Tartars from the north came, and at that time they were walking everywhere with strong bows and crossbows. Children's stuff, these blind people! The last time I went to the battlefield, it was a little Gaba Douzi from a village who used me to beat Japanese pirates..."

"Don't tell me you were in the Qi family army..." Xiao Ran said.

Shenxing Wuyujian repeatedly denied: "No, no, it was decades ago, when the Japanese pirates were already called... devils! It's just a pity that the kid..."

Xiao Ran remained silent, he could think of what would happen if a child hit a heavily armed devil with a slingshot.Thinking of the experience of the Kwantung Army's underground fortress, he couldn't help clenching his teeth again.

"Hey, brother, I still have a lot of stories. Find me some wine and meat to smell first, and then find some young ladies to sing and dance. Brother, I will definitely take care of you in the future..."

"It's that simple? Don't I need to give you some blood?" Xiao Ran was a little surprised.

Shenxing Wuyujian seemed to be more surprised than him: "How can you hear such nonsense? I heard that you beat the Tartars just now, and it can be regarded as my Yue family's army has returned to the country, so I will give you a chance. Hurry up , All these years, I have been held in the hands of those little Gaba beans, either the smell of milk, sugar, or urine, and the life is about to fade away, so hurry up and take me to find the little lady!"

Xiao Ran couldn't help but laugh, but thinking about the Soul-Locking Orb and the Yin-Yang Mirror, it is true that not all artifacts need to sign a blood contract. He was distracted by the bone-penetrating nail on Deng Bo's back.

But now he doesn't have time to find any young lady, he wants to go to Hu Bayi first, and explain the second uncle's matter clearly.

He drove all the way to Hu Bayi's small courtyard, opened the door, Hu Bayi and Fatty just woke up from sleep, and were exercising in the yard in the sun, it seemed that Hu Bayi was teaching Fatty how to fight martial arts.

Seeing Xiao Ran coming in a hurry, both of them stopped their chant and enthusiastically asked Xiao Ran to practice two hands together, as if they had completely forgotten the estrangement this morning.

"These two people... have the same smell as me, especially the thinner one, who has a murderous aura. Their practice also reminds me of when I was in the Yue Family Army. However, brother, I It’s right to follow you!”

The tone of Shenxing Wuyujian was as excited as a veteran returning to the barracks.

"This is Hu Bayi, this is Wang Kaixuan, nicknamed Fatty..." Xiao Ran quietly introduced.

"Is the other nickname a skinny man? Let me tell you, Brother Ran, there were two soldiers in the Yue Family Army before, one fat and the other thin..."

Seeing that Shenxing had no feathers and arrows and wanted to talk endlessly, Xiao Ran quickly stopped: "Bing Luzi, have you really held back for a long time? Let's talk about it later."

He declined the kindness of Hu Bayi and Fatty to invite him to practice together, and instead sat them down to explain how the second uncle followed him to secretly take pictures, but he still omitted the so-called artifact after thinking about it. People at that level can’t fully understand this kind of thing, so one thing more is worse than one thing less.

After listening to his explanation, Hu Bayi just kept smiling noncommittally, while the fat man sighed: "Second Uncle, that old man is really well-intentioned, just like an old hen with its cubs, the first time I followed it secretly, the second A field trip, don't worry now?"

Xiao Ran sighed helplessly, and Hu Bayi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Actually, we all understand, so there's no need to say so much. It's the same sentence, Second Uncle and you have lived and died with us, and even you Father, if it were placed in ancient times, we two Captain Mojin would really like to serve under the account of your Faqiu Zhonglang family."

The fat man followed suit and said, "Aren't you willing to put it in modern times?"

Xiao Ran hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Hey, it's a new society. Everyone is a biological comrade from all corners of the country, and they came together for the common goal..."

The fat man immediately slapped him and said, "If you say you're fat, you're really out of breath!"

"Don't dare...don't dare to say fat in front of you!"

The three of them laughed together, and finally Xiao Ran suggested to have a boiled mutton.Although the Spring Festival has passed, it is not yet the beginning of spring, and it is still the end of winter. No one can refuse to cook meat in a hot pot and warm up with wine.

The three of them called Da Jinya and drove all the way to the mutton restaurant in the same base area. After a while, the aroma of wine and meat rose from the table.

After drinking for three rounds, Yachtaka Jiukui and Shenxing Wuyujian both hiccupped, and the two called themselves brothers and talked about some of their previous experiences. Only then did Xiao Ran know that Shenxing Wuyujian was Da Song Mr. Shen, the first engineer, collected materials in his spare time in his later years, and made antique weapons, which he once paid tribute to the current prince.Later, after several twists and turns, he was rewarded to Marshal Yue's son, and only then began his own road of serving the country and the people.

Xiao Ran was in a daze when he listened to it from time to time, so that Da Jinya thought he was stupid.

"Brother Ran, the wine is enough, and the meat is enough, where is the promised lady?" Shen Xing Wu Yujian hiccupped the wine.

Xiao Ran looked left and right, looked at a fat waiter and said, "Isn't that a little lady?"

Shenxing No Feather Arrow "chucked" and said: "Where is it? Is it in the belly of that old godly woman? Where is the song and dance? Is the song and dance the fetal movement?"

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "You old soldier, Lu Zi, is almost a thousand years old, which woman is not a lady to you now? You see, people can still make delicate steps while holding a plate, which is unparalleled in the world. This is called a plate dance. You old fashioned don't understand fashion..."

"Stop talking nonsense to me, I want to see the little lady!"

Xiao Ran had no choice but to look left and right, tore off an Eastern European movie poster from the wall, wrapped it around the arrow, and said, "Not only for you to see, but also for you to have close contact, you can enjoy it slowly..."

At this time, Da Jinya suddenly asked: "What are the brothers' plans for the future?"

Before Hu Bayi and Fatty could react, Xiao Ran said drunkenly: "Wait... wait for spring!"

"Yes! Wait for spring!"

After drinking the last glass of wine, they planned to break up and go home.Xiao Ran didn't dare to drive, so he called Liu Shengli and drove them home.

When he staggered into Baorongzhai, a folding fan suddenly hit his head, accompanied by a familiar voice: "You still know how to come back!"

(End of this chapter)