Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk

Chapter 47
Xiao Ran packed all the porcelain on the ground into bags, and also listened to Yingzi's suggestion, and collected a lot of dead leaves and hay as a buffer.

According to her, eggs are placed in jars in rural homes, and a lot of wheat husks are stuffed into them to prevent them from being smashed.

I have been tossing around underground before, but I haven't felt anything unusual about my body.But now, after being exposed to the sun and blown by the wind, the smell of sweat, blood and excrement all over his body was mixed together, so strong that even the fat man pinched his nose.

"Hey, Boss Xiao, do you smell like the rich man's copper stink..." said the fat man.

Hu Bayi glanced at the fat man: "How do you speak? I don't pronounce that word badly. But Boss Xiao, you didn't change your clothes just now, and the smell on your body is a bit flushed. Why don't you find a place to wash it off?" Don't get another tetanus or anything."

Xiao Ran nodded, not to mention others, he couldn't bear it himself.

Yingzi took a hunting dog around the area, and came back after a while, and told Xiao Ran that there was a small river ditch about 200 meters away, and he could go to wash it.

Xiao Ran was led by the hunting dog to the small river, took off all his clothes, and sat down in the water.

Although the river water in the mountains was a bit chilly, it was noon after all, and Xiao Ran's physical fitness was not bad, so he felt quite comfortable. He closed his eyes and let out a long breath of relief.

The river was flowing slowly, washing away all kinds of stains on his body.

The hound, who was drinking water by the river, suddenly smelled this unpleasant smell, raised his mouth and sneezed heavily, walked around Xiao Ran with doubts in his eyes, sniffed, and then ran away with an "ow". .

"I'm the legendary Goubuli..." Xiao Ran looked at the dirt on his body with a smile.

Suddenly there were several gunshots in the distance, and there seemed to be the rumbling sound of the ground being trampled on. The barking of the hounds and the deep and penetrating roar of the mastiff were also heard.

It sounds like they should be hunting some big guys, such as wild boars.

Xiao Ran was about to get up to help, when the fat man ran over with a "hey, hey, hey", and said to Xiao Ran excitedly: "Boss Xiao, you can wash at ease! We are blocking wild boars over there, what a big guy! , It feels almost a thousand catties. You didn’t eat anything just now, let’s shake off your back molars and eat hard tonight!”

Xiao Ran smiled and said, "Are you manned enough? Do you need my help?"

The fat man waved his hand: "Don't talk about you, we don't even need it. I opened my eyes today, and those three mastiffs drove the big wild boar all over the forest. You wash slowly, I will leave first. Can't catch up with the good show..."

After the fat man finished speaking, he ran back panting heavily.

Hearing what he said, Xiao Ran's stomach really "gurgled" a series of rumbles.Now that his mind is relaxed, he can finally feel hungry.

"Old Xiao, there is no one now, we have to do something down to business." Yi Jiuxiu said suddenly.

Xiao Ran asked: "Which business is it?"

Achilles Jiukuo said: "Now you have all the materials on your body. You have sucked the blood bodhi and the top-grade luminous sand, as well as the corpse king armor, willow fairy scales, and the impure pill. Dissolve these three and wipe them on your body. Leave it to me. It's time for that stinky Taoist priest to take a rest, he suppressed the filthy pill all the way, and his small body of more than 100 years is almost useless."

Xiao Ran asked: "Speaking of this filthy pill, didn't you ask me to destroy it before? I said throw it away, but you said you were afraid of accidents. But you didn't tell me how you destroyed it! It was tricked by that nest of devils corpse……"

"That's the inner alchemy cultivated by goblins, not some dragon and tiger rendan rambutan. You throw it away, and any evil spirits nearby can be attracted by it. If you swallow it, it will be a big piece of Taoism. People and animals nearby will wait. be damned.

"And such a thing, just relying on the broken shovel in your hand, do you think it can be smashed? It can only be chopped open by the crazy knife of Blood Sacrificial Blade. Are you willing? Even if you chop it, it will turn a big pill into a pile. Xiao Dan, you have attracted more messy things. You can't even imagine these consequences? Are you stupid? I thought you were quite smart."

Being reprimanded by Yajiu Kui, Xiao Ran knew he was wrong, so he could only ask: "Okay, okay, I know. If it is destroyed, how should it be destroyed?"

The yarrow Jiugui snorted and said: "This kind of filthy and yin-causing things can only be eliminated with filthy and yang-causing things. The filth can clear its appearance, and the yang can break its spirit. The best thing to look for is a rooster." Blood, or boy urine. In the previous village, you could just throw it into the cesspit. But in this deep mountain and old forest, you can only carry it with you so as not to harm others. And this thing is still very useful to you, after all, So I didn't urge you any more."

"Tsk tsk... There's still so much talk. Then don't waste time, tell me how to dissolve it, as well as those nails and willow fairy scales." Xiao Ran said.

"I said it, it's either rooster blood or boy urine. I figured it out a long time ago, you are just..."

Before Yi Jiugui could finish speaking, Xiao Ran blushed and said, "I'm a rooster, don't talk about it, do it quickly..."

After a while, Xiao Ran squatted beside the small puddle, and wiped the gray, green, yellow and black stuff on his body.This is the most disgusting bath he has ever had, and the most disgusting spa he has ever had...

After smearing, he sat in the pool again, concentrating on his luck, feeling a hot current running through his body.He felt that his blood seemed to heat up and cool down, and the breath he exhaled was also hot and cold.

About 10 minutes later, Achilles Jiukuo said: "Come on."

"Why didn't you recite the formula this time? What about the ones who practice against Zhou Tian?" Xiao Ran asked.

Achilles was silent for a while, and said: "This is for you to absorb it first, and we will talk about the blood washing thing after you fall asleep. As for the formula, I just recited it for fun, it's not important..."

Xiao Ran raised his eyebrows: "You old liar, you played tricks on me before, didn't you?"

"Don't talk about me first, someone is here, if you don't wash it, be careful that people think you have something wrong."

Yachsu Jiukuo stopped talking after finishing speaking, and then there was a sound of footsteps stepping on fallen leaves.

Xiao Ran quickly plunged into the water and washed himself clean.Looking up, I saw Fatty smiling and waiting for him by the water.

"Boss Xiao, it's finished washing! Come and see the wild boar, it's so big, if you don't look at it, Yingzi will chop it up!"

Xiao Ran nodded, quickly washed himself clean, took the military overcoat that the fat man handed him and put it on, carrying the cleaned clothes, he returned to the valley where they killed wild boars.

Before he came to call Xiao Ran, the fat man had already returned to the tent and brought the machete and pickaxe.Yingzi was gesturing with Hu Bayi on how to cut up wild boars, when he saw Xiao Ran and Fatty come back, they greeted each other from a distance.

Xiao Ran saw the half-elephant-like big black wild boar, lying there like a mountain of meat, its abdomen had been torn open, and its heart and stomach were spilled all over the floor.It's a pity that there is such a big pool of pig blood, how many blood sausages can be made!

He couldn't help but think of the "Satellite Launch" poster in the textbook, and recited aloud the doggerel in it: "Fat pigs are better than elephants because their noses are short. One bite for the whole society is enough to last for half a year."

Hu Bayi and Fatty looked at each other and said with a smile, "Boss Xiao, are you really only in your 20s?"

(End of this chapter)