Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk

Chapter 5 So It Was Such a World
Xiao Ran didn't expect that when the other party spoke, it turned out to be Shen Jiang's accent.

The thin black man asked the fat white man: "Is Yi (he) your friend (friend)? Do you know Yibo?"

"Wu Ningde (I don't know), Gangdu (fool) who doesn't know where he came from..."

"Oh, maybe it's Azari (liar), hurry up..."

The two sang together, they seemed to regard Xiao Ran as that kind of familiar liar, and walked away with disgust on their faces.

It turned out that this was not their car, it seemed that I was thinking too much.Xiao Ran was bored, and decided to fill his stomach first.

It was lunch time at this time, and there were no seats in the store, so he had to find a seat at the scattered tables outside.The two diners at the next table just got up and left, while Xiao Ran was busy arguing with Yau Jiukuo, arguing whether it is stinky to put a pig in the water.

Suddenly, Yaujiu Kuo said to him: "The person who left just now has something on him..."

"Which one?" Xiao Ran looked around blankly.

Suddenly, loud music sounded like a broken gong, and then a loud voice suddenly sounded.

"Look, take a look, the original version of Hong Kong and Taiwan cut off arms and legs for a big sale, losing money and making money!"

Hearing the sound, Xiao Ran turned his head abruptly, and next to Po Sanlun, there were two people, one fat and one thin, with big toad mirror flared pants, shaking their legs to the music.

Listening intently, a faint voice intermingled: "Zagrama...exquisite..."

Not far away, Big Gold Tooth set up a stall nearby at some point, and looked at the two tape sellers curiously.

Xiao Ran's heart beat faster, it was true, it was a misunderstanding just now, but this time it can't be wrong!

The two people who sell the tapes are definitely Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang!According to the next plot, Da Jinya will definitely come over to strike up a conversation!
Sure enough, li xuan saw the big golden tooth who was sitting, but slowly got up with a smile on his face.

It turned out that what he traveled through was such a world!Commander Hu, Commander Wang, and Staff Officer Yang, the three-person team explores Jingjue, breaks into Longling, drills into Insect Valley, and steps into the Shrine!

As for him, Xiao Ran, with the help of Jiu Kuo, he can not only listen to the sound to distinguish treasures, but also has the blessing of divine weapons.

In terms of ability, just after the practice of internal and external exercises, he has been washed and rebuilt, and his strength has greatly increased.

In terms of brain, he has read through the novels, and the plots in them are very familiar. In this world, he is absolutely predictable.

In terms of family background and connections, he is no worse than Da Jinya.

Then what do you need big gold teeth for?
Now that we have come to such a world, of course we have to live the addiction of touching Captain Jin, this is called longing for life!As for those small goals, isn't it just a matter of piggybacking?

After making up his mind, Xiao Ran immediately got up, walked quickly to the front of the tricycle and started a conversation.

"The two masters sell pop songs at Panjiayuan, and you two are the first in the entire Forty-Nine City!" After speaking, he scattered two Marlboros for the two of them.

Xiao Ran glanced at the big gold tooth not far away, saw him squatting down resentfully, and said happily: Not only will he steal your job, but he will also steal your lines!

The thin one took the cigarette and said, "Hey, the grade is not low, Marlboro. Don't run on us, we two brothers just came here by accident, let's go after a while!"

Right on, the lines are really right on!
Xiao Ran was so excited that he blurted out: "Dare to ask the two masters, but Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan?"

"You know us?" Fatty Wang was surprised.

Hu Bayi quickly raised his hand to signal him not to speak, turned his face and asked Xiao Ran vigilantly: "Who are you? What's your business?"

Xiao Ran's heart was completely relieved, it was indeed the two of them!

He looked at the two of them carefully up and down, and found that the old Hu and Fatty in this world were very different from his impression.

When he read the novel before, he only had a vague impression of these two people.After watching the appearances of the teachers in film and television dramas, he gradually felt that Teacher Pan and Teacher Jiang were the most in line with their true images.

But the Hu Bayi in front of him now has neat short hair, slightly thin cheeks, and slight stubble.His eyes are full of sharpness and indifference, which are only seen by soldiers who have actually gone to the battlefield and killed the enemy.

And Fatty Wang next to him, he said he was fat, but he just had a little more fat than most people in this era.He has a round face, round eyes, broad shoulders and a thick back. He has a muscular figure, and he looks like a strong player at first glance.

The two of them in front of them are both tall and tall, with faces full of stubbornness and strength, no wonder they can go to the sky and enter the earth to fight with those zongzi monsters.

Xiao Ran smiled flatteringly and said: "Not only do I know you two, but I also know that you two are dragons and phoenixes among men. Just take the fat man, you look like a general. Although you don't have the chance to serve in the army, you are so proud! Your elders are in turmoil The era must be a righteous man who suppressed bandits and reassured the people. Presumably you are also good at marksmanship and able to pierce Yang with a hundred steps!

"Let's talk about Mr. Hu, this is the face of a loyal and courageous soldier who defends his family and the country. I won't talk about his skills, and your ancestors..."

As soon as he said this, Hu Ba's expression turned cold, and he immediately interrupted Xiao Ran: "Stop! Who are you? What do you want to do?"

Xiao Ran had just planned to take advantage of this flattery to tell what Da Jinya said at the dinner table later, and encourage the two to become Captain Mojin now, but unexpectedly, it aroused Hu Bayi's resentment and vigilance.

Xiao Ran was confused for a moment, what is the problem?Is it just because I acted too much like a pervert who met Da Mi (big beauty), it backfired?
On the other hand, Fatty was cheered by him and said, "Hey, brother, you can do it. I didn't expect that our reputation spread far and wide in the capital. It is true that our two brothers were born in generals, and we wiped out thousands of enemies in southern Xinjiang. It's true." I've killed people and seen blood..."

right!Herein lies the problem!

Xiao Ran suddenly realized that in the original plot, apart from the big gold tooth blowing smoke and touting the dinner, the most important thing was that he, Hu and Wang had something in common in their family background: they were both military families.

This is the premise for the two sides to quickly draw closer relations.

But let alone his current life, Xiao Ran's last life had nothing to do with this glorious profession.Not only might he lose Hu Bayi's trust directly with his rush of gallantry just now, but also if Da Jinya came to take advantage of the loophole later, the two sides would hit it off.

It seems that this guy Big Gold Tooth can't get around after all, Xiao Ran turned his head and thought of a way, maybe there can be a polar reversal, let's give it a try!

Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't speak, Hu Ba pulled the fat man who was still frothing and wanted to leave.

Xiao Ran hurriedly said: "My lords! I was the one who was rude just now. Brother, I don't mean any harm. Believe it or not, I also have a bit of ability to judge the fate of fate.

"I just want to kindly remind you two that there is a mix of dragons and snakes in this Panjiayuan. It's hard to guarantee that someone will try to plot against you. If I'm not wrong, someone will come to get close to you two under the guise of a common family background, and say Maybe I have to invite you two to boil mutton, give you some small gifts, and then persuade you to make a living for him..."

Speaking of this, Xiao Ran deliberately put on a casual look, and cast a glance at the big golden tooth not far away.When he turned his eyes, he saw Hu Bayi's vigilant eyes flashing in the direction of Da Jinya.

Well, this plan should be half done!

"Thank you, I won't bother you about our affairs. Fatty, get out." After Hu Bayi finished speaking, he went to pack the tricycle.

"Hey, Brother Xiao, right? I hit it off with you, and we often see each other." The fat man lowered his voice and said to Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran hurriedly tore off a piece of paper from the cigarette pack, wrote his address and phone number of Baorongzhai, handed it to the fat man, and then walked away in a chic manner.

Turning around the corner of the street not far away, Xiao Ran quickly hid and probed.Sure enough, Da Jinya stopped Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang who were about to leave, talking enthusiastically.

Watching the expressions of the two of them change from vigilance to relaxation, and then to relaxation mixed with doubts, a bit of a mean smile appeared on the corner of Xiao Ran's mouth.

This time, there should be an [-]% chance.

Be on the safe side, and stay at the door of Da Jinya's house tomorrow. If they still want to cooperate with Da Jinya, then at least they have to participate in the later affairs.

"Hey, you are a liar!" Yan Jiuxiu said suddenly.

"Hey, Xiao Jiu misses stinky tofu again?"

Yasujiu closed his mouth for an instant.

But just now he forced himself to tell fortunes, so he won't take the role of Chen Yulou and Chen Blind again, right?

Alas, let's talk about the future later!
In the current situation, Xiao Ran didn't have the heart to eat anything stewed.He simply went to the deli to cut a few ounces of pork head meat sauce elbow, and went home to cook some noodles in cold water, then mixed with sesame sauce, just like garlic cloves and cucumbers, it was very authentic!

But bowl after bowl, he seemed to be reborn from starvation.After the meat was finished, he went to scramble eggs again. He scrambled seven or eight eggs in a row. After eating and drinking enough, he estimated that he ate nearly three catties of noodles alone, and he barely felt full.

It's a good thing he didn't cook at Zhao Jilu, otherwise Xiao Ran would have become a well-known fan of Panjiayuan today.

"Xiao Jiu, do I have such a big appetite, am I also a monster made by you?" Xiao Ran asked.

"It's not... Hiccup... Not all of them, I don't care about this common man's crap."

Xiao Ran was hiccupped by it and laughed: "We ordinary people have a saying that scolds the cook when we are full, and it means you are a pretty little girl."

"Yesterday, you practiced the two kinds of exercises together, both internally and externally. Restoring your body will always take some effort. I have also slept for many years, and I will help you practice as soon as I wake up. It is very hard. These useless crap, That's all it takes to eat a few catties."

"You say that, what kind of elixir and miraculous medicine should I take to be worthy of your old man?" Xiao Ran teased.

Yarrow Jiugui said leisurely: "You can teach me, I told you, I can help you find immortals and visit medicines. There are a lot of immortals and spirits in the world, and there are a lot of immortal grasses and elixirs. Take them so that you can prolong your life and let me add them to you." Ling, in short, you are good and I am also good..."

Hearing the last sentence, Xiao Ran thought of the advertisement "He's as good as I am" that came out many years later, and felt a shock in his heart.

"Well, since you haven't lied to me about anything else, I'll trust you about this fairy grass and elixir. As for when to start hunting for treasures and medicines, let's see the attitude of the two masters tomorrow."

Xiao Ran lay lazily on the bed, playing with the evil-suppressing yin and yang mirror knocked from the big gold tooth.Soon after a burst of drowsiness hit him, he closed his eyes and kicked his legs... fell asleep.

(End of this chapter)