Tomb Raiders I Can Hear Antique Talk
Chapter 9 This is Huang Pizi's Grave!
Chapter 9 This is Huang Pizi's Grave!
Xiao Ran raised his eyes and looked around, only to see that they were in a deserted cemetery surrounded by dense forests.Tombstones are scattered vertically or upside down.
In the mist of yellow and white, hundreds of yellow skins, big and small, sat around in layers.
There was a disgusting fishy smell in the air, pairs of green eyes flickered like will-o'-the-wisps, and rows of white teeth reflected the dim moonlight.
Occasionally, a few little yellow skins jumped up and down excitedly, making a mocking sound of "".
Looking down again, the big round wooden table before was actually a fallen tombstone, and the writing on it was already unreadable.
On the tombstone table were broken porcelain bowls and some unidentifiable human or animal skulls. Inside were dead branches and leaves, carrion and broken bones, and writhing maggots. Under the green light, it looks like a ghost feast.
Sitting around the tombstone table, apart from the three of them, were a few larger yellow-skinned people.Where the old branch secretary was originally, the yellow leather boy was as big as a yellow dog, and was wrapped in a rag, as if he was wearing clothes.
Its two blood-red eyes were looking at Xiao Ran, and the long beard around its mouth kept shaking.
"Good people, don't panic, they don't know you're awake, it's best not to make a fuss, move with each other..." Yin Yang Jing's voice came.
Xiao Ran looked at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang, who were holding broken bowls filled with dark brown viscous liquid, with straight eyes and stiff smiles, nodding their heads constantly, uttering vague words like a dream .
Xiao Ran didn't think it was good, he had unknowingly entered into Huang Pizi's lair, and got his way.
He carefully picked up the broken bowl on the ground, put it on the table, imitated Hu and Wang, and nodded to the big yellow leather with a silly smile on his face.
The big yellow-skinned boy looked at Xiao Ran seriously, shook his beard, turned his eyes to other places, and kept humming "chiji gurgle".
It seems that it has been fooled temporarily, but what should I do next?There are so many yellow-skinned children, Xiao Ran feels terrified when he looks at them, even if they eat each of them, he probably has half his life left.
What's more, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang are still in a daze, and he can't leave them and escape alone.
"Good man, are you a boy? A boy's urine can break barriers." Yin Yang Jing asked.
Xiao Ran felt his face heat up, and he only replied two words: "I didn't pee..."
"Then I can only do it poorly. But with so many monsters, I'm afraid the good people will take a little risk after breaking the barrier."
"It's okay. Xiao Jiu, are you awake? Help me." Xiao Ran said.
Yarrow Jiugui snorted and snored again.
Xiao Ran had no choice but to think of the Sharen Guanshan Dao again.Ever since he got into the donkey cart, he carried the knife on his back.Isn't this guy known as breaking evil spirits and killing demons?Time to come in handy.
Pretending to tickle, he stretched his hand behind his back, pulled out the Guanshan knife an inch, and asked, "Old Sha, you are lucky enough to chop off a group of yellow skins..."
"Ha, I don't care for this shit. If you ask me to do something, let me chop you twice and sacrifice your blood to me..."
Without waiting for it to finish speaking, Xiao Ran inserted it back into the scabbard. This crazy knife is more evil than the yellow leather in front of him...
At this moment, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang suddenly let out two strange laughs, and then they held the bowls and were about to send them to their mouths.
"A good man makes a quick decision! Drink it before it's too late!"
Damn it!Xiao Ran didn't care about thinking, he pulled out the folding engineer shovel on his back, shook his wrist and threw out the head of the shovel, turned around and slashed down at the yellow leather boy next to him.
A burst of sparks accompanied by blood splattered everywhere, the yellow skin was chopped off in two by Xiao Ran, chopped thoroughly from the beginning to the end, and the engineering shovel passed through the body directly and smashed on the stone bricks on the ground.
He lifted his foot and lightly kicked the fat man's shoulder, and the fat man staggered and bumped into Hu Bayi next to him. The broken bowls in their hands were smashed to pieces, and the smelly mucus dripped all over the floor.
The yellow-skinned boys around the table dispersed in a rush, and got into the pile of yellow-skinned boys all around, only the red-eyed big yellow-skinned boy jumped up quickly and squatted right in front of Xiao Ran, looking across the monument from him, his eyes were full of Seriously.
It twitched its beard again, and made a grumbling sound at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang.
The two looked at it blankly, then turned to Xiao Ran, and walked over slowly.
"Fat Master Hu, this place is wrong..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hu Bayi suddenly raised his fist and slammed it towards his face.
Xiao Ran quickly moved around, and exclaimed to Hu Bayi: "Old Hu! It's me! Xiao Ran!"
"Good man, he is still in trouble, quickly use me to illuminate his face." Yin Yang Jing said.
Xiao Ran took out the Zhenxie Yin-Yang Mirror, and was about to raise his hand, but there was an "Aww" sound from behind him. Fatty Wang walked around behind him, hugged him tightly, and dropped the Yin-Yang Mirror in his hand. to the ground.
Hu Bayi on the opposite side took out his engineering shovel and approached the imprisoned Xiao Ran step by step, and the yellow-skinned people around him let out excited and sharp screams.
This group of beasts was so cunning that they confused them to kill each other, while they watched the show and applauded.
Hu Bayi was already close in front of him, he swung the engineering shovel in his hand, and was about to slash towards Xiao Ran's Tianling Gai.
With a loud shout, Xiao Ran tried all his strength, turned around and swung the fat man who weighed nearly two hundred catties in the air, and hit Hu Bayi's side with his two thick legs.
Hu Bayi was kicked down with one blow, and the fat man let go of his hands, and flew towards the crowd of Huang Pizi who were watching like a bomb.The group of yellow-skinned children fled in all directions in shock, but there were still more than a dozen unlucky ones that were crushed into meatloaf by the fat man. Their tails and legs exposed outside the fat man's body twitched and lost their vitality.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Ran said in his heart that no matter bombs, meat bombs or atomic bombs, this fat man account is easy to use, and a lot of animals will die...
However, he himself was not much better, because the inertia was too great and he fell to the ground.
Not far away, Hu Bayi got up first, but couldn't find the engineering shovel for a moment, looked around, and saw a dusty copper bump lying in front of him, so he picked it up and used it as a weapon.
As soon as he picked up the copper lump, he glanced at it subconsciously, then suddenly seemed to freeze, and then looked around blankly.
The red-eyed rhubarb shook his beard and urged him for a while, Hu Bayi looked at Xiao Ran again, searched around, picked up the engineering shovel that had fallen just now, and walked towards Xiao Ran again.
"Old Hu! Master Hu! Sober up!" Xiao Ran shouted.
Hu Bayi still approached him expressionlessly, Xiao Ran thought that this time he could only take some extreme measures, first subdue Hu Bayi first.But his eyes glanced at the things in Hu Bayi's hands, and he knew it instantly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Hu Bayi walked up to him, raised the engineering shovel in his hand, saw that Xiao Ran did not dodge, and smiled secretly, then quickly turned around and waved his hands, the engineering shovel flew towards the red-eyed yellow skin like a sharp arrow.
The red eyes were also erratic and strange, somehow he tilted his body slightly, and the engineer shovel brushed past him, only scratching the rags on his body.
The yellow man behind it was not so lucky. One of the gray-haired and larger ones had no time to dodge, and hit the flying shovel and was nailed to the tree behind it.
"Go and wake up the fat man, I'll bring back some more specialties for the folks!"
Hu Bayi threw the yin and yang mirror in his hand to Xiao Ran, picked up the shovel at Xiao Ran's feet, turned on the flashlight, and rushed towards Huang Piziqun.
Huang Piziqun screamed for a moment, and Xiao Ran quickly ran to Fatty Wang who was still lying on the ground, holding the bronze mirror to his face, and when the mantra of Yin-Yang Mirror was finished, Fatty woke up leisurely.
"Fat Master! Hurry up and beat Yuanpizi!" Xiao Ran said according to the rules in the mountains.
"Ah... Whose sister-in-law?" The fat man was at a loss.
Xiao Ran laughed angrily at him, and pointed to Hu Bayi's busy figure not far away: "Pizi! Huang... Oh, Yuanpizi! If you don't go, you will be beaten by Master Hu!"
"what?!"
Fatty just woke up like a dream, got up and rushed out with an engineering shovel in hand.
Xiao Ran smiled helplessly, and pulled out the Guan Shan knife.
"You little bastard, have you figured it out? Let me cut it! Do you know where the blade is?" Guan Shandao quarreled.
"Old bastard, I want to use the back of a knife today!"
No blood sacrifice, at worst, you can't slay demons and eliminate demons. Isn't it okay to be an ordinary fire stick?Besides, once Huangpizi's fur is damaged, it is worthless.
Xiao Ran didn't care about Guan Shan Dao's crazy clamor, he swung the back of the sword and smashed it at the yellow leather child who was scurrying around at one foot.
The three of them got busy by the light of the flashlight, and the harvest can't be said to be small, it can only be said to be very ordinary.After all, Huang Pizi was too smart, except for the dozen or so that were crushed to death by the fat man, there were only seven or eight that were killed in total, and they were all old and dull.
They are all dead skins, and there is not much money to sell.Even so, the fat man proudly boasted that he was number one.
After finishing the idle chapter, Xiao Ran asked: "Master, what is this place? Why is it so evil?"
Hu Bayi looked around, and the fat man said, "Why do I remember that I have arrived at Ganggang Yingzi just now? The old party secretary and Yanzi entertained us to drink, but I can't remember clearly... This place looks familiar, old Hu."
Hu Bayi said: "If I'm not mistaken, this is the tomb of Huangpizi on Tuanshanzi. That red-eyed one just now probably came to seek revenge. We're in trouble now..."
Huang Pizi's grave?It shouldn't be!According to the plot, we should have arrived at Ganggangyingzi smoothly today.Is it because buying a donkey cart messed up the plot line again?
As for what Hu Bayi said about seeking revenge, it should be because of the incident where he, Fatty and Swallow had set up Huang Xiangu together.
This is really a new version of the ship that has never been seen before.But as far as the current situation is concerned, it can only be settled as it comes.
Xiao Ran said: "That's right, we have followed Yuan Pizi's way. Just now I also saw the old branch secretary, Yanzi, and the old man who knocked on the mountain. I also saw that I was Feng Jianshe. What do you think?" Think, you have been away for more than ten years, how old are the old secretary and Yanzi? And the old man knocking on the mountain, are they still alive?"
The fat man spat: "This bastard is too hateful! But it's also stupid enough! Start with people's memory, and then make up this whole thing! When the fat man catches the leader, I have to tell you about the disadvantages of historical nihilism! "
Speaking of the leader, Xiao Ran looked at the stone tablet.Where was the rag that the red-eyed yellow leather was wearing just now?
"It's a pity that the big yuan leather got away, otherwise such a big leather would be worth old money..." the fat man regretted.
Hu Bayi said: "I think that thing is unusual, I don't know what kind of evil method was used to make it so big. It's also fortunate that Boss Xiao brought that precious bronze mirror, otherwise we would all have to be reimbursed today."
"Oh, that mirror is just an ordinary town house mirror, made from a big gold tooth..."
"Good people beware! Above!"
Before Xiao Ran finished speaking, Yin Yang Mirror suddenly gave an alert.
At the same time, a bloody stench quickly fell from above...
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Ran raised his eyes and looked around, only to see that they were in a deserted cemetery surrounded by dense forests.Tombstones are scattered vertically or upside down.
In the mist of yellow and white, hundreds of yellow skins, big and small, sat around in layers.
There was a disgusting fishy smell in the air, pairs of green eyes flickered like will-o'-the-wisps, and rows of white teeth reflected the dim moonlight.
Occasionally, a few little yellow skins jumped up and down excitedly, making a mocking sound of "".
Looking down again, the big round wooden table before was actually a fallen tombstone, and the writing on it was already unreadable.
On the tombstone table were broken porcelain bowls and some unidentifiable human or animal skulls. Inside were dead branches and leaves, carrion and broken bones, and writhing maggots. Under the green light, it looks like a ghost feast.
Sitting around the tombstone table, apart from the three of them, were a few larger yellow-skinned people.Where the old branch secretary was originally, the yellow leather boy was as big as a yellow dog, and was wrapped in a rag, as if he was wearing clothes.
Its two blood-red eyes were looking at Xiao Ran, and the long beard around its mouth kept shaking.
"Good people, don't panic, they don't know you're awake, it's best not to make a fuss, move with each other..." Yin Yang Jing's voice came.
Xiao Ran looked at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang, who were holding broken bowls filled with dark brown viscous liquid, with straight eyes and stiff smiles, nodding their heads constantly, uttering vague words like a dream .
Xiao Ran didn't think it was good, he had unknowingly entered into Huang Pizi's lair, and got his way.
He carefully picked up the broken bowl on the ground, put it on the table, imitated Hu and Wang, and nodded to the big yellow leather with a silly smile on his face.
The big yellow-skinned boy looked at Xiao Ran seriously, shook his beard, turned his eyes to other places, and kept humming "chiji gurgle".
It seems that it has been fooled temporarily, but what should I do next?There are so many yellow-skinned children, Xiao Ran feels terrified when he looks at them, even if they eat each of them, he probably has half his life left.
What's more, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang are still in a daze, and he can't leave them and escape alone.
"Good man, are you a boy? A boy's urine can break barriers." Yin Yang Jing asked.
Xiao Ran felt his face heat up, and he only replied two words: "I didn't pee..."
"Then I can only do it poorly. But with so many monsters, I'm afraid the good people will take a little risk after breaking the barrier."
"It's okay. Xiao Jiu, are you awake? Help me." Xiao Ran said.
Yarrow Jiugui snorted and snored again.
Xiao Ran had no choice but to think of the Sharen Guanshan Dao again.Ever since he got into the donkey cart, he carried the knife on his back.Isn't this guy known as breaking evil spirits and killing demons?Time to come in handy.
Pretending to tickle, he stretched his hand behind his back, pulled out the Guanshan knife an inch, and asked, "Old Sha, you are lucky enough to chop off a group of yellow skins..."
"Ha, I don't care for this shit. If you ask me to do something, let me chop you twice and sacrifice your blood to me..."
Without waiting for it to finish speaking, Xiao Ran inserted it back into the scabbard. This crazy knife is more evil than the yellow leather in front of him...
At this moment, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang suddenly let out two strange laughs, and then they held the bowls and were about to send them to their mouths.
"A good man makes a quick decision! Drink it before it's too late!"
Damn it!Xiao Ran didn't care about thinking, he pulled out the folding engineer shovel on his back, shook his wrist and threw out the head of the shovel, turned around and slashed down at the yellow leather boy next to him.
A burst of sparks accompanied by blood splattered everywhere, the yellow skin was chopped off in two by Xiao Ran, chopped thoroughly from the beginning to the end, and the engineering shovel passed through the body directly and smashed on the stone bricks on the ground.
He lifted his foot and lightly kicked the fat man's shoulder, and the fat man staggered and bumped into Hu Bayi next to him. The broken bowls in their hands were smashed to pieces, and the smelly mucus dripped all over the floor.
The yellow-skinned boys around the table dispersed in a rush, and got into the pile of yellow-skinned boys all around, only the red-eyed big yellow-skinned boy jumped up quickly and squatted right in front of Xiao Ran, looking across the monument from him, his eyes were full of Seriously.
It twitched its beard again, and made a grumbling sound at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang.
The two looked at it blankly, then turned to Xiao Ran, and walked over slowly.
"Fat Master Hu, this place is wrong..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hu Bayi suddenly raised his fist and slammed it towards his face.
Xiao Ran quickly moved around, and exclaimed to Hu Bayi: "Old Hu! It's me! Xiao Ran!"
"Good man, he is still in trouble, quickly use me to illuminate his face." Yin Yang Jing said.
Xiao Ran took out the Zhenxie Yin-Yang Mirror, and was about to raise his hand, but there was an "Aww" sound from behind him. Fatty Wang walked around behind him, hugged him tightly, and dropped the Yin-Yang Mirror in his hand. to the ground.
Hu Bayi on the opposite side took out his engineering shovel and approached the imprisoned Xiao Ran step by step, and the yellow-skinned people around him let out excited and sharp screams.
This group of beasts was so cunning that they confused them to kill each other, while they watched the show and applauded.
Hu Bayi was already close in front of him, he swung the engineering shovel in his hand, and was about to slash towards Xiao Ran's Tianling Gai.
With a loud shout, Xiao Ran tried all his strength, turned around and swung the fat man who weighed nearly two hundred catties in the air, and hit Hu Bayi's side with his two thick legs.
Hu Bayi was kicked down with one blow, and the fat man let go of his hands, and flew towards the crowd of Huang Pizi who were watching like a bomb.The group of yellow-skinned children fled in all directions in shock, but there were still more than a dozen unlucky ones that were crushed into meatloaf by the fat man. Their tails and legs exposed outside the fat man's body twitched and lost their vitality.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Ran said in his heart that no matter bombs, meat bombs or atomic bombs, this fat man account is easy to use, and a lot of animals will die...
However, he himself was not much better, because the inertia was too great and he fell to the ground.
Not far away, Hu Bayi got up first, but couldn't find the engineering shovel for a moment, looked around, and saw a dusty copper bump lying in front of him, so he picked it up and used it as a weapon.
As soon as he picked up the copper lump, he glanced at it subconsciously, then suddenly seemed to freeze, and then looked around blankly.
The red-eyed rhubarb shook his beard and urged him for a while, Hu Bayi looked at Xiao Ran again, searched around, picked up the engineering shovel that had fallen just now, and walked towards Xiao Ran again.
"Old Hu! Master Hu! Sober up!" Xiao Ran shouted.
Hu Bayi still approached him expressionlessly, Xiao Ran thought that this time he could only take some extreme measures, first subdue Hu Bayi first.But his eyes glanced at the things in Hu Bayi's hands, and he knew it instantly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Hu Bayi walked up to him, raised the engineering shovel in his hand, saw that Xiao Ran did not dodge, and smiled secretly, then quickly turned around and waved his hands, the engineering shovel flew towards the red-eyed yellow skin like a sharp arrow.
The red eyes were also erratic and strange, somehow he tilted his body slightly, and the engineer shovel brushed past him, only scratching the rags on his body.
The yellow man behind it was not so lucky. One of the gray-haired and larger ones had no time to dodge, and hit the flying shovel and was nailed to the tree behind it.
"Go and wake up the fat man, I'll bring back some more specialties for the folks!"
Hu Bayi threw the yin and yang mirror in his hand to Xiao Ran, picked up the shovel at Xiao Ran's feet, turned on the flashlight, and rushed towards Huang Piziqun.
Huang Piziqun screamed for a moment, and Xiao Ran quickly ran to Fatty Wang who was still lying on the ground, holding the bronze mirror to his face, and when the mantra of Yin-Yang Mirror was finished, Fatty woke up leisurely.
"Fat Master! Hurry up and beat Yuanpizi!" Xiao Ran said according to the rules in the mountains.
"Ah... Whose sister-in-law?" The fat man was at a loss.
Xiao Ran laughed angrily at him, and pointed to Hu Bayi's busy figure not far away: "Pizi! Huang... Oh, Yuanpizi! If you don't go, you will be beaten by Master Hu!"
"what?!"
Fatty just woke up like a dream, got up and rushed out with an engineering shovel in hand.
Xiao Ran smiled helplessly, and pulled out the Guan Shan knife.
"You little bastard, have you figured it out? Let me cut it! Do you know where the blade is?" Guan Shandao quarreled.
"Old bastard, I want to use the back of a knife today!"
No blood sacrifice, at worst, you can't slay demons and eliminate demons. Isn't it okay to be an ordinary fire stick?Besides, once Huangpizi's fur is damaged, it is worthless.
Xiao Ran didn't care about Guan Shan Dao's crazy clamor, he swung the back of the sword and smashed it at the yellow leather child who was scurrying around at one foot.
The three of them got busy by the light of the flashlight, and the harvest can't be said to be small, it can only be said to be very ordinary.After all, Huang Pizi was too smart, except for the dozen or so that were crushed to death by the fat man, there were only seven or eight that were killed in total, and they were all old and dull.
They are all dead skins, and there is not much money to sell.Even so, the fat man proudly boasted that he was number one.
After finishing the idle chapter, Xiao Ran asked: "Master, what is this place? Why is it so evil?"
Hu Bayi looked around, and the fat man said, "Why do I remember that I have arrived at Ganggang Yingzi just now? The old party secretary and Yanzi entertained us to drink, but I can't remember clearly... This place looks familiar, old Hu."
Hu Bayi said: "If I'm not mistaken, this is the tomb of Huangpizi on Tuanshanzi. That red-eyed one just now probably came to seek revenge. We're in trouble now..."
Huang Pizi's grave?It shouldn't be!According to the plot, we should have arrived at Ganggangyingzi smoothly today.Is it because buying a donkey cart messed up the plot line again?
As for what Hu Bayi said about seeking revenge, it should be because of the incident where he, Fatty and Swallow had set up Huang Xiangu together.
This is really a new version of the ship that has never been seen before.But as far as the current situation is concerned, it can only be settled as it comes.
Xiao Ran said: "That's right, we have followed Yuan Pizi's way. Just now I also saw the old branch secretary, Yanzi, and the old man who knocked on the mountain. I also saw that I was Feng Jianshe. What do you think?" Think, you have been away for more than ten years, how old are the old secretary and Yanzi? And the old man knocking on the mountain, are they still alive?"
The fat man spat: "This bastard is too hateful! But it's also stupid enough! Start with people's memory, and then make up this whole thing! When the fat man catches the leader, I have to tell you about the disadvantages of historical nihilism! "
Speaking of the leader, Xiao Ran looked at the stone tablet.Where was the rag that the red-eyed yellow leather was wearing just now?
"It's a pity that the big yuan leather got away, otherwise such a big leather would be worth old money..." the fat man regretted.
Hu Bayi said: "I think that thing is unusual, I don't know what kind of evil method was used to make it so big. It's also fortunate that Boss Xiao brought that precious bronze mirror, otherwise we would all have to be reimbursed today."
"Oh, that mirror is just an ordinary town house mirror, made from a big gold tooth..."
"Good people beware! Above!"
Before Xiao Ran finished speaking, Yin Yang Mirror suddenly gave an alert.
At the same time, a bloody stench quickly fell from above...
(End of this chapter)
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