Weird recovery: This popular science anchor is inhuman

Chapter 147 Run! [Please subscribe, please subscribe]

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"There is such a miracle."

Yuan Yajun was a little curious, but he had never heard of such a story on that hill.

"In this way, your guess is that the stone statue of the Great Immortal brought back by the Patriarch Qi at that time was the statue of this mountain god."

"Yes."

Shao Wenbing nodded, pulled out the screenshot of himself when the statue of the mountain god appeared just now, and sent it to Yuan Yajun, "Look, no matter how you look at this statue of the mountain god, it is extremely uncomfortable, and its limbs are made of various parts. The fleshy balls hanging from its body look more like eye pupils to me. The scales, claws, and wings attached to the body are so ugly that I can't even describe its ugliness in words. "

"It's really offensive. It makes me want to slap this thing into pieces. It makes me very upset to watch it."

Even though Yuan Yajun had some good self-cultivation, when faced with this weird mountain god statue, he unconsciously felt a little inexplicable mood swing.

It seemed to be able to penetrate the screen and offend him.

It has an inexplicable magic.

"I have never seen such an irregular item. Anything I can understand can't explain how it was made in this way. Even so, it can still be regarded as a mountain god by these villagers. The people of the empire, the aesthetic It's too outrageous."

Shao Wenbing shook his head with a smile. It seems that the husband does not understand the beliefs of the empire.

He smiled and explained: "In the empire, there are only useful gods and useless gods, ancestors, gods, and Bodhisattvas. In the empire, only gods who can protect the people are worthy of being named gods. As for Others, those who don’t show their spirits and can’t bless people, have already been bombarded.”

"So sincere?"

Yuan Yajun obviously did not understand the belief in the empire.

"Hahahaha, you still don't understand the empire. The beliefs of the empire are only valid for useful gods."

Yuan Yajun: "..."

This set of logic shocked Yuan Yajun, an outsider.

……

Live streaming.

Yu Hui walked up the mountain path pointed out by the villagers. Not long after walking, he heard the sound of gurgling water from the mountain.

It was a pond with lush aquatic plants.

A man in a white shirt was filling a jug by the edge of the pool.

When Yu Hui was found pretending to be hiding in the water plants, the man showed obvious fear, and quickly got up and backed away, especially when Yu Hui took out the brick, and immediately kept a distance from him.

Not long ago, he met a person walking from the mountain trail. The person was extremely crazy, like a crazy mental patient, and his mood was very unstable.

He also snatched a can of water from his hand and drank it in one gulp.

That is a big kettle with five liters of water. What kind of terrifying person can drink so much water in one gulp.

Fortunately, he finally spit out all the water, otherwise he would have to support himself to death.

In the water he spit out, there was actually a very scary bug, just looking at it made people extremely sick.

But now this one seems to be different.

He is not a person who came from the climbing path.

No one else has ever boarded this employee trail. How could anyone approach this place at this time?
Yu Hui was surprised to find out.

The mountain ghost in front of him was actually wearing work clothes, and he seemed to be an employee of the hotel.

"Brothers, look at me and say that mountain ghosts are not all bad guys. See, these days, it's not easy to do anything without money. You see, mountain ghosts need to work to earn money, and monsters are hard to do."

"Let's go over quietly to prevent it from running away like the last mountain ghost, so we have to catch it."

"If it is feasible, we will catch a mountain ghost and take it home to raise it. I will prove to you that innate education can affect a monster's life."

He quickly ran towards the edge of the Kunlongtan, and picked apart the water plants, and found that this mountain ghost turned into a human form, not the previous one, and he didn't even have a face.

It looks like a mature mountain ghost.

"Prevent it from running away, catch him..."

"Catch one and go back to raise it..."

"A newcomer, is there any old viewer who can tell me, has he always been so brave?"

"Please, is he super brave..."

"I unconsciously recalled the suffering Brother Gui suffered just now. He was really miserable. Why Brother Gui suffered all the suffering..."

"I hope Brother Gui can have fun in the hotel, before the fish demon arrives..."

"Run! Mountain Ghost, run! Run!!"

"I still have to watch the live broadcast of the fish demon. The ghost lighting the lamp is so neurotic that it scares me enough. On the fish demon's side, it's them that have to be afraid, not me."

"Hahahaha, is it really okay for the upstairs to say that, Brother Yu is like a bully."

"Isn't he?"

"...makes sense."

in the grass.

Yu Hui took out a brick from his backpack.

Then he leaped out with lightning speed.

"Where to escape!!"

The hotel employee suddenly turned around, only to find that the distance between him and him was shortened in an instant, and the person who was still hiding in the water plants came in front of him in an instant.

Snapped!
The brick slammed down on the head of the white shirt employee.

"what!"

"Stop! Stop! Don't...don't...stop!"

"Huh? Don't stop? Alright, I'll do another set!"

The employee in white covered his head and fell to the ground with a yell.

Its head was hit hard by a brick, but no trace of blood flowed out.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Hui grabbed the ink fountain thread from his backpack, wrapped his hands around it, and held the other end in his hand.

"Brothers, I caught it, and I wrapped it with an ink fountain thread. Now it will definitely not be able to escape, hahahaha."

Yu Hui laughed arrogantly, as expected I was smart enough.

"Shan Gui: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog."

"The defense is very high, there are not many ghosts who can eat a brick of the fish demon, except Wang Taiyuan~"

"Wang Taiyuan is roughly equal to two bricks. For this mountain ghost, at least it must have 1.5 bricks."

"Brother Yu, ask me if there is any beautiful lady in the mountain ghost, arrange one for me, and I will give you an admiral!"

"Does this upstairs count as abducting and selling demons?"

"It doesn't matter. I am a mage who studies the law. The laws of the empire do not stipulate this. Monsters have no human rights, so don't worry! Of course, if you meet monster lovers, you will be in trouble. Now you are an environmental protection young woman, and you are also For dog lovers, I'm not surprised there are demon lovers."

"People have human rights, so demons don't have demon fists?! What's wrong with this world! Hell is empty, and evil spirits are in the world... The air is cold and trembling... I forgot later!"

"Jiji, you can forget all of this, and be careful not to be missed by the boxer."

"Don't panic, I have passed down three generations of Dalei swordsmanship. What kind of boxing technique I have never seen. My father Jingleifeng taught it. What kind of boxing technique can fight with me? Could it be a great master?"

"Okay, another crazy person. You can't watch this live broadcast. You'll go crazy just watching it. There's no cure for your second-year illness. You'll die, alas."

 Thank you Hei L, the monthly ticket of the boss of Xun Xin Zong, I love you (><)
  
 
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