deceiver

Chapter 824 The magic weapon for victory, be a baby!
"Stinky boy, hurry up and cook. I cooked yesterday's dinner, and breakfast will be yours from now on!"

Hearing the shout of "Devil Head" early in the morning, Tong Yan opened his eyes helplessly.

He slept well that night, and finally he was able to live a normal life. Although it was a bit bitter, it was also a kind of experience.

Getting up from the haystack, he walked towards the door in a daze.But when he just opened the door and saw the female devil, the other party broke out into undisguised laughter.

"Haha...it's so funny, how did you become like this? Oh, I'm so ridiculous. Little nigga, haha..."

nigga?Hearing what the "devil head" said, he looked at himself.Upon seeing this, he was completely dumbfounded.

He's not afraid of the dark, and it's okay for a man to be dark.But it can't be so dark, can it?It feels like you just crawled out of a coal pile.But the problem is, there are only haystacks in the kitchen, so how can there be any coal piles?Furthermore, this is not dyed black at all, and it cannot be washed or rubbed off at all.More like... more like poisoning!

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly thought of what he ate yesterday.There is no problem with green vegetables and sweet potatoes, because the "devil head" is eaten together.Besides the green vegetables and sweet potatoes, there were only the pills I took last night and the strange red herb.Maybe there is something wrong with the pill and the strange herb.

Thinking of this, Tong Yan immediately asked, "Sister, what kind of pills and spiritual herbs did you give me last night? Are they poisonous?"

As soon as this remark came out, the "devil head" suddenly became angry. "Poisonous? Why didn't you poison you to death? I kindly nourished your body, but you suspect that I poisoned you? As for me? Don't be ignorant of good people. If you think my heart is vicious, then go Sue me from Old Man Leng. My wife just doesn’t want to serve you anymore, so you can go wherever you like!”

Tong Yan was speechless and regretful.In fact, he shouldn't have asked this question. Although this "devil head" has lived for thousands of years, she has always regarded herself as a young girl.He likes to order people around and play with his temper, these are all manifestations of immaturity.

When dealing with such a sensitive woman, he must be careful with what he says, because one sentence may arouse the anger of the "devil head".

But what should he do now?Did he really just walk away?Doesn't that mean completely tearing the face off with the "devil head"?
Fortunately, it's just that the skin has turned black, and there is nothing wrong with the body, but how to relieve the current atmosphere?

Tong Yan thought hard for a while, and finally came up with a solution.

The three magic weapons for a woman to subdue a man are crying, making trouble, and hanging herself.As a child, making trouble and hanging himself is definitely not an option, and the only thing left is to cry.

Tong Yan knew that it was time to test his superb acting skills, and whether he could "tame" this "devil" was up to him.

He brewed his emotions for a while, and then pinched his thigh hard. The pain in his thigh made him finally burst into tears with a "wow".

When he cried loudly, the "devil" who was still angry was stunned.

The "devil head" is a woman after all, and women are naturally prone to reveal the brilliance of motherhood.Seeing a child crying so sad, how could she not be soft-hearted.

"Okay, darling, don't cry. I'm just talking casually, how can I drive you away? Be obedient, I'll cook something delicious for you later. Or, or I'll take you to Sanlang He has so many strange things, you will definitely like them. Oh, baby, don’t cry. I beg you..."

Tong Yan cried loudly a few more times on purpose, but unexpectedly, grandma, crying so hard that he felt dizzy for a while, and fell directly to the ground.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already afternoon.This time, instead of continuing to lie on the haystack in the kitchen, he lay on a big soft bed full of fragrance.

This is the boudoir of the "devil head" Zhu Dan. Tong Yan came here yesterday, but he never thought that he would be lucky enough to sleep on such a comfortable bed.It seems that crying was not in vain this time, at least the "devil" knew how to love him.

Unfortunately, he is still black, just like an African child, but he is fat, otherwise he would look even more pitiful.

He took a deep breath and decided to get up. Just at this time, the door was pushed open, and a tantalizing aroma immediately floated into his nose, making him feel hungry for a while.

"Little boy, you've woken up and scared me to death. Tell me about you, aren't you Skywalker? Why are you so useless? Well, I won't talk about you anymore. Come on, I'll make soup for you, Drink it while it's hot."

It turned out to be the soup made by the "devil head", no wonder it is so fragrant.To be honest, the craftsmanship of this "devil head" is quite good, and yesterday's dinner has already proved this point.Although the smell of the green grass was a bit strange, it was Tong Yan's own fault, so no one else could blame it.

If there are no special "auxiliary ingredients", the rice cooked by this "devil head" is quite delicious.

Seeing the "devil head" walking in front of him with a bowl, Tong Yan sat up directly, regardless of his acting skills.

Seeing this, the "devil head" giggled and said, "You said that your body is too weak, and you can faint from crying. If you don't make up for it, how will you become the strongest skywalker in the future? The face of our skywalkers, you Don’t lose it, remember?”

Tong Yan nodded lightly and said, "Sister, I remember!"

"Well, you're so good! Come on, sister, feed you. Although this soup has no salt, it's sweet, as sweet as honey. I also added spirit grass in it, but it's a great tonic. Come on, open your mouth!"

Tong Yan originally wanted to come by himself, but the "devil head" finally became kind, so he should enjoy it honestly, otherwise he will be scolded again.

After drinking a bowl of soup sweetly like this, Tong Yan felt that his whole body had strength.It seems that the "devil head" is indeed proficient in medicine. Could it be that the darkening of her skin has nothing to do with her?
Having nothing to do, he got out of bed alone while the female devil head was washing the dishes, and then walked into the courtyard.

The whole body is comfortable, it is better to move your body.

He directly punched a set of long fists, his body was active, and when he was about to practice other mortal martial arts, he didn't expect Di Fanchen to come.

"Hey, my dear apprentice, what's going on with you? Did you fall into the ink pool? Why is it so dark?"

Hearing this, Tong Yan was a little embarrassed, but he still bowed obediently and said, "Disciple has met Master Fanchen!"

"Well, dear. Master is here today, one is to see you, and the other is to give you something. I think you must like this thing."

It's so good, I brought a gift for the first time, Tong Yan is still looking forward to it.

But when Di Fanchen took out his gift, Tong Yan's eyes suddenly widened.

What exactly did he bring?

(End of this chapter)