I'm not the underworld

Chapter 33
"You've seen demons and ghosts before, what's so surprising about having a land?" the system asked back.

"Now... what should we do now?" Lin Xinyu grabbed the bag in his hand with an aggrieved expression, and looked at Chen Yifan pitifully.

"Follow me!" Chen Yifan looked at the station hall where people were coming and going, and pulled Lin Xinyu out of the hall to a corner of an alley near the station.

"What are you doing?" Lin Xinyu asked Chen Yifan in a low voice with a puzzled expression.

"Land! Land!" Seeing that there was no one around, Chen Yifan left Lin Xinyu alone and shouted.

"..."

Lin Xinyu was in a mess for a while, this kid, he must be stupid, right?

"You... what are you doing? Do you really think you are Monkey King? You can call out the land father-in-law by stomping your feet?"

Seeing this scene, Lin Xinyu seriously suspected that Chen Yifan is really a psychopath, right?

"I'm not Monkey King, but that doesn't stop me from calling out the land." Chen Yifan shook his head and said.

Following the prompts of the system, Chen Yifan stomped his feet, used his Yin power to cast an imperial edict, and a circle of dim light swayed from the concrete floor under his feet.

The emperor's decree, the first spell Chen Yifan learned, is actually equivalent to his private seal, and it can also be regarded as a thing to prove his identity.

In Lin Xinyu's mentally ill gaze, a whirlwind rose from the empty ground in front of him, and in the blink of an eye, a chunky old man in a fashionable suit, cigar and tie appeared.

As soon as the old man appeared, he didn't even dare to look up, he just kowtowed on the ground and said, "Huang Yaoming, the land of Tashan in the city of Shu, sees the emperor!"

In terms of priesthood, Chen Yifan is a bit higher than the Monkey King Lin Xinyu just mentioned.

At this time, the land of Tashan is like a small employee of a branch company in a large group meeting the big boss of the head office.

"The law and order on your site is not good!" Chen Yifan asked, as the system said, coldly staring at the land that was kneeling in front of him, not even daring to lift his head.

As soon as these words came out, Huang Yaoming broke out in cold sweat.

As far as his god position is concerned, there is a huge distance between him and Emperor Fengdu. The two might never meet each other in their lifetime, but today he heard Emperor Fengdu call, and he is still howling in the KTV. He is naturally too busy I came here, but I didn't want to, the emperor still came to question the crime.

Although he didn't know why the majestic Emperor Fengdu would come to take care of the security of his small Pagoda Mountain, Huang Yaoming was still in a cold sweat and stammered, "Why did the Emperor say that?"

"Aren't you the land? How can you not know what happened on your own land?" Chen Yifan asked back.

Huang Yaoming was shocked again, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Di, Dijun wait a moment, I will check!"

After all, a peach branch crutch appeared in the hand of the fashionable old man, and he stomped on the ground, his complexion changed several times.

"Emperor, please calm down! Little thief, I've found it!" Huang Yaoming said with a cautious glance at Chen Yifan.

"Take us to find him!" Chen Yifan ordered in a deep voice.

"Am I dreaming, right?" Lin Xinyu opened her mouth wide, looked at the scene in front of her, pinched her thigh, and muttered.

"Dijun, is this woman a mortal? Do you want me to erase her memory?" Huang Yaoming glanced at Lin Xinyu and asked.

Chen Yifan hesitated for a moment: "Will there be any harm?"

"Emperor, don't worry, this spell is very good, and there is no sequelae." Huang Yaoming replied with a smile.

When he walks in the world, he has used this kind of magic countless times when "showing his feet" in front of mortals. Otherwise, how could there be no rumors of miracles in the world.

"No! Don't!" Lin Xinyu looked at Chen Yifan in shock, and begged while clutching his wide school uniform sleeve.

Chen Yifan didn't look at her, but just winked at Huang Yaoming.

Huang Yaoming chanted a mantra and pointed at Lin Xinyu's forehead.

I saw a ray of spiritual light flashing across Lin Xinyu's forehead.

Lin Xinyu felt dizzy for a while, as if the whole world was spinning, she shook her head, and then woke up, looking at Chen Yifan and Huang Yaoming in front of her, with a trace of confusion in her eyes.

"Yifan, this old man is..."

"Let's go!" Chen Yifan turned around and walked out of the alley.

"Hey! Chen Yifan, where are we going?" Lin Xinyu was startled, subconsciously chased after him, and asked while grabbing his arm.

"Catch the thief!" Chen Yifan replied, and then looked at Huang Yaoming: "Lead the way!"

"Why are you so rude to the old man? You are still a student!" Lin Xinyu accused Chen Yifan.

Huang Yaoming broke out in a cold sweat when he heard it, and hurriedly pulled Lin Xinyu and said, "It's okay! It's okay! Little girl, this old man is here to help... Um, Young Master Chen!"

Lin Xinyu was startled again, looked at Huang Yaoming, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes and a big gold chain, and then looked at Chen Yifan in astonishment: "Why...why did I just blink, and what kind of young master Chen did you become, a bumpkin? "

"What the hell? Explain to me clearly! No wonder you don't want Miss Xia's check. You can't be a young master from a hidden world, right? You're pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?" Lin Xinyu's imagination was really rich, Immediately, I made up a series of backgrounds.

"Hey! Xiaofan, look at me, sister!" Lin Xinyu pulled Chen Yifan and shouted at him.

Turning around, Chen Yifan saw Lin Xinyu pinching his waist, posing in a seductive pose, and winking at him.

"Pfft!" Chen Yifan couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at? Do you think my sister is beautiful? In order to repay your life-saving grace, my sister promised me with her body, how about it?" Lin Xinyu pouted and asked.

"Sister Lin, are you really a pedophile? I'm underage!" Chen Yifan knew she was joking, so he raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"..." The corner of Lin Xinyu's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "You are the pedophile, and you won't let go of little girls of seven or eight years old."

Under the leadership of Huang Yaoming, the two got into a small black car at the entrance of the alley. Huang Yaoming explained to Chen Yifan while driving: "The little thief is no longer in Tashan. I asked about the land of the Confucius Temple. He barbecued a piece of meat in the Confucius Temple." Street sex!"

"What land?" Lin Xinyu, who was sitting in the back row, asked with her head.

Huang Yaoming was startled, glanced at her, pointed again, and erased her memory.

Ten minutes later, the three of them came to the barbecue street.

"That's him!" Huang Yaoming pointed to a boy in a yellow casual shirt sitting on the street side.

The boy looked seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was handsome and sunny. If it wasn't for what the land said, Chen Yifan wouldn't have believed that this boy was actually a thief.

"You can't make a mistake, right? Look at the latest Canali model he's wearing. One piece costs [-] to [-] yuan. Will he steal a few hundred dollars from me?" Lin Xinyu asked Huang Yaoming suspiciously when he heard about it.

(End of this chapter)