I'm not the underworld

Chapter 911 A Tragic Day Started From a Car Accident

The taxi driver thought it was very funny, and almost lost his breath. The car swished out, and it was about to hit another car in front of it.

"Master, you're not driving a bumper car, are you?" Chen Yifan calmly reminded the driver.

The driver, who broke out in a cold sweat, slammed on the brakes and brought the car under control.

Hearing Chen Yifan's words without emotional fluctuations, too calm and serious, I don't know which muscle twitched, but it was another joy.

then……

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and after a brief silence, the world became noisy again.

Chen Yifan immediately sat in the back seat of the taxi, quietly thinking about life.

Why not just take a taxi, as for?
Could it be that he is a disaster star?

Some people lost their jobs when they met him, and some people got into car accidents.

Fortunately, the car accident was not serious, and the traffic police on the road came to deal with it soon.

Hearing the guilty face of the driver, and explaining the cause and effect and his psychological activities to the traffic police uncle in a panic, Chen Yifan fell into deep thought again.

"Uncle Traffic Police, listen to me, I'm really not bragging!"

However, the explanation was useless. Whether it was the traffic police uncle or the "victim car owner", they all looked at Chen Yifan with strange expressions.

Fortunately, it's just "bragging", it's not against the law, the fault still lies with the driver, and Chen Yifan was soon let go.

"Alas!" Leaving this "land of right and wrong", Chen Yifan went to the street to buy a can of Kuoluo, sat on a bench passing by the park, and sighed deeply.

He felt that he was unlucky today.

"You can't be targeting me, are you?" Chen Yifan looked up at the sky and murmured.

He didn't believe it, he couldn't have been so unlucky in the first place!

This murmur startled someone, and a gust of cool wind blew past.

"Brother, what's the matter? You're broken in love too?" Seeing Chen Yifan's decline, the slovenly young man sitting on the other end of the chair moved over with Pi Jiu in his hand, put his arm around Chen Yifan's shoulder, and said with a melancholy expression.

"I'll go! Dude, who are you? Don't mess around, my child is four years old!" Chen Yifan brushed off his arm, and said with a trace of complacency.

That Sao Nian looked Chen Yifan in the eyes, curled his lips and asked, "Is it true that the child is one year old after two years of business trip?"

The corner of Chen Yifan's mouth twitched: "The rain girl has no melons!"

"Did I guess it? Haha! I'm not the worst!" The originally weak and decadent Sao Nian laughed out loud, as if he was full of energy.

Chen Yifan looked at him, speechless.

What kind of weirdness is this, seeking strength from people who are worse than yourself?

No, I am no worse than him!

"I've been on a business trip for seven years." Chen Yifan said silently, not minding giving him a little more strength.

Anyway, he believed in Yuan'er.

So... Chen Yifan touched the contents of his chest pocket. He chose to do a paternity test, but he kept it from Yuan'er.

Suddenly, Sao Nian, who was laughing, stopped, his face was a little pale, looking at the road in the distance, he got up and was about to leave.

Chen Yifan pulled him back: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Since we are all in such a miserable situation today, why not have a drink with me?"

Sao Nian glanced at Kuo Luo in Chen Yifan's hand, speechless.

Can you be more sincere in your begging to get drunk, drink generously, and let someone accompany you for a drink!
Too much!

"Let go of me!" Sao Nian said eagerly, grabbing Chen Yifan's hand.

However, with his ten years of morality, he is very weak among ordinary people, let alone in front of Chen Yifan, struggling is of no avail.

Chen Yifan obviously couldn't let him go so clearly that he was cheated on, and turned his eyes to the figure that Sao Nian had just watched.

It was a very fashionable, youthful and beautiful woman in a long white dress and a sun hat.

It's a pity that there is no aura in the face of a bad Internet celebrity.

So he was dumped by this kind of woman?

Not surprisingly.

"Huh? Isn't this Guo Shenzhi?" The woman walked over with a man in designer casual clothes on her arm, and asked in surprise.

Chen Yifan let go of Sao Nian's hand, drinking Kuo Luo silently and watching the show.

With Sao Nian's unlovable expression on his face, Chen Yifan believed that a million thoughts must have sprung up in his heart within this 100 second.

One of them is very likely to want to kill himself.

Even if Chen Yifan let go, it was too late for Sao Nian to leave now, and he didn't want to run away in embarrassment.

Why?He didn't owe these two people anything, but they...

Sao Nian's face was heavy, staring at the woman in white in front of her and the man beside her, like a bereaved dog in distress, trying to maintain the final momentum and dignity.

The woman continued: "Didn't you say that you have found a job? Why are you hanging out with the homeless people in the park?"

"It's better to come to Yulong's company to work, the work is very easy..."

With a little complacency, the woman enthusiastically "introduced jobs" to Sao Nian, but more, she seemed to be showing off.

As long as she sees her ex having a worse life than herself, she is very happy.

Sao Nian may be a group of people who are unemployed after graduation, and who have lost their love, it is really a bit miserable.

Chen Yifan expressed deep sympathy for this, but... Aunt, where did you see that I look like a tramp?

Is there such a handsome tramp?
After Chen Yifan finished drinking, his eyes fell on the woman's face, and he paused for a moment.

Sensing Chen Yifan's gaze, the woman took a good look at Chen Yifan and couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

Of course, she belittled this person who was with her ex-boyfriend in order to belittle her ex-boyfriend.

After all, birds of a feather flock together, and people form groups!
But she never expected that this person was so good-looking.

The moment her eyes met, the woman had to admit that her heart, which was only beating for money, was disturbed by this man, and she had a desperate pursuit of "love".

But soon, the woman came back to her senses and forced herself to be calm.

Hell, how could you meet such a handsome guy casually on the roadside!

Those melancholy yet fierce eyes, that slightly water chestnut, delicate and perfect face, that lightly pursed thin lips...

"Auntie, do you think I look like a tramp?" Chen Yifan asked with an inconspicuous smile after looking at the woman in a daze for a moment.

"Er..." The woman fell silent.

But if it was someone else, she would have already belittled the other party to nothing at this time, right?
"Brother, did you see? This kind of half-hearted woman, it's a good thing to break up." Chen Yifan raised his hand and took a sip of Kuoluo again, and said to the old man who thought he was miserable.

"How do you talk? Does it have anything to do with you?" The woman couldn't help but glared at Chen Yifan and asked.

"It's okay! But I'm willing to take care of it. What can you do?"

Chen Yifan pouted and asked.

"You...poor!" The woman could only curse angrily, glared at Sao Nian, and dragged the man beside her away.

(End of this chapter)