Chapter 23 Lin Hao's Plan

"Are you really from Earth?!"

"Or, are you the same as the aliens who came from the universe and came to the earth to claim the way of heaven and the gods that are reported in the news?!"

Qilin stood in the gazebo and asked Lin Hao.

"I, like you, grew up on this planet, that is, the earth..." Lin Hao first answered Qilin's question, then pointed to the chair opposite him, and said to Qilin: "Don't stand Standing up and talking, how tiring it is to stand up and talk! Sit down first, let’s talk about the rest..."

"it is good."

Qilin thought for a while, and sat opposite Lin Hao.

"Come and have some tea."

Seeing Qilin sit down, Lin Hao poured another cup of tea for her.

"Ah."

Qilin nodded, and took the cup of poured tea from Lin Hao's hand. She took a sip, feeling the wanton fragrance of tea in her mouth, while her eyes were firmly fixed on Lin Hao, as if waiting for Lin Hao to give him a cup of tea. She has an explanation.

"..."

However, Lin Hao kept smiling and looking at Qi Lin without saying anything, as if Lin Hao didn't say anything if Qi Lin didn't ask.

"Aren't you going to say something?!"

Finally, Qilin couldn't bear it anymore and asked Lin Hao.

"What are you talking about?!" Lin Hao was taken aback for a moment, and then asked back: "You didn't ask anything. If you don't ask, what else can I say?"

"You..." Qilin's face was sullen, she looked at Lin Hao and asked, "Shouldn't you explain to me why you brought me here? Among them, why did you choose me?!"

"Your posture is in line with the aesthetics of Shenhe Body, so I chose you."

Lin Hao smiled slightly when he heard the words, and replied very succinctly.

"Conforms to the aesthetics of Kamigawa? Whose aesthetics does it conform to?"

Qilin didn't understand the meaning of Lin Hao's words.

"Simply put, it fits my aesthetic."

Lin Hao stretched out his finger, pointing at himself.

"Your aesthetics?!" After listening to Lin Hao's words, Qilin blushed a little on her cheeks, then turned her shame to anger, and asked Lin Hao: "As a so-called... God, The criterion for selecting people is to find someone you think looks good?!"

"I'm crazy. If I don't choose what I think is good-looking, and if I don't choose what suits my aesthetics, can I still choose what I think is ugly? Why am I not happy with myself?"

Lin Hao frowned and asked Qilin.

"This……"

Qilin wanted to say something, but she found that she couldn't refute Lin Hao's words, just like Lin Hao said, the other party has become a so-called god, whoever Lin Hao chooses, doesn't it mean that he can choose whoever he wants?
Perhaps in the eyes of mortals, God will definitely choose the hardest or best one, but from the perspective of God, the hardest-working ants, the best ants, or the mediocre ants are all ants If God had to make a choice, God might choose an ant that looks pleasing to the eye.

"What do you want me to do?"

Qilin is a smart girl. After she understood Lin Hao's words, she began to ask why Lin Hao came to her.

"What do I want you to do?" Lin Hao frowned. He looked Qilin up and down, from Qilin's exquisite facial features to see Qilin's surging chest. After pretending to think, he replied: "I lack a God Attendant, I think you are good, so I want you to always be by my side until the end of the universe."

"The end of the universe? How long is that?"

Qilin was taken aback, she was just a mortal, she didn't know what the word "end of the universe" meant, the life she had envisioned was only 100 years, 100 years is long enough for mortals, long enough to be lucky If you are not good, you will not survive.

"Longer than a hundred thousand 10 years."

Lin Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, he looked up, his eyes seemed to pass through the gazebo, looking towards the boundless universe, the strong will reincarnate, and the world will also reincarnate.

What has been done will happen again in the future, and what has been done will be done again in the future. Everything in the universe cannot escape the word reincarnation in the end.

"Longer than 10 [-] years?" Qilin was amazed at how long this time was, and at the same time, she thought more about her work, so she asked: "Then what does this servant want to do? Are you on vacation?"

"The main job of the god attendant is to serve tea and water to the urinal, and help the god to warm the bed on weekdays..."

Lin Hao teased Qi Lin on purpose.

"Isn't this just a bed warming maid? Then I won't do it..."

After hearing Lin Hao's words, Qilin refused with a face full of rejection. She didn't plan to carry 10 [-]-year-old urinals.

"Hehe~" Lin Hao looked at Qilin who was refusing and smiled slightly: "You still don't want to, do you know how rare this opportunity is? Those who want to serve me a urinal can arrange it from Beizhixing to Mingming. He civilization, that is immeasurable creatures, they are all looking forward to the chance to obtain eternal life and become a creature beyond the ordinary."

"If the meaning of eternal life is to be someone else's maid forever! Then let me be a mortal and forget about dying..."

Qilin crossed her hands in front of her body, expressing her strong rejection.

"It's so pessimistic! Don't you ever think that during this period, you will become pregnant with my child and become the master from then on?"

"Even if you don't have confidence in your own strength, you still have to believe in mine!"

"I claim to be a 100% sharpshooter, and you are a sniper, a perfect match! Maybe the first shot between the two of us can make you a regular straight away!"

Lin Hao looked at Qilin and shook her head helplessly. A maid who doesn't want to be a mistress is not a good maid, just like a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a mistress who doesn't want to become a regular is not a good mistress.

"Why should I be pregnant with your child? In other words, why should I...do that kind of thing with you?!"

"Your premise is wrong, isn't it?"

Qilin clutched her chest, blushing and shouted.

"Don't be shy, you have to know that love grows after a long time."

Lin Hao looked at Qi Lin who was blushing and comforted her.

"What a mess..."

Qilin said that she couldn't keep up with Lin Hao's brain circuit at all.

"If you continue like this, I will put you in confinement for the crime of violating public order!"

"Even if you call yourself a god, I will still lock you up..."

Qilin took a deep breath and spoke seriously to Lin Hao.

"Hehe..." Lin Hao looked at Qi Lin, who had regained the policewoman's attitude when he first met, and smiled, and said, "It seems that you are not so nervous anymore, so let's talk about business now."

"nervous?!"

After listening to Lin Hao's words, Qilin suddenly came to a sudden realization, and then she realized that since she was involved in this strange place, her legs were trembling involuntarily, and the shirt on her back had already been covered by her. Drenched with cold sweat, she clung to her body tightly, and following Lin Hao's few jokes, Qi Lin finally returned to her usual posture.

"It turns out that he has been comforting me..." Qilin finally understood the intention of Lin Hao's previous dirty jokes. She breathed a sigh of relief and whispered to Lin Hao, "Thank you."

"What? You agreed to be my maid?"

Lin Hao turned his body sideways, pointed his ear in Qilin's direction, and asked.

"Not at all!" Qilin said three words angrily, and then complained: "You said just now that you want me to be a god servant, but it turned out that you said that you are tall, and your final job is to be a maid. You've become a maid, so you don't pretend to be? You really just want to find a maid."

"Let's get down to business..."

Lin Hao calmly watched Qilin preach.

"Hehe, just change the subject when you get to the point, man..."

Qilin could no longer tremble at this moment, because she knew that even if the person in front of her was a distant existence, she couldn't do without the word man.

"First of all, let me ask you a question. Guess why China is still safe and sound now that the whole world has been invaded by alien civilizations?"

Lin Hao didn't change his face, and calmly changed the subject.

"Is it because of you?"

Qilin hesitated and asked.

"Just because I live here, they dare not come."

Lin Hao smiled slightly and said to Qi Lin.

"why?"

Qilin looked Lin Hao up and down, at first she was indeed intimidated by Lin Hao's strength, but now it seems that Lin Hao is nothing special except he is handsome.

"Because I am stronger than them all, because I can destroy them all if I want to."

"The strong dominate the weak. Only I can invade others, and no one else can invade me."

Lin Hao answered Qilin's question.

"If you are really that strong, then why don't you drive back all these alien civilizations? In this way, the planet Earth will not become devastated!"

After hearing Lin Hao's words, Qilin felt a sense of justice bursting out of her, and she, who had a mission of protecting the weak, looked at Lin Hao and questioned him.

"The life is in charcoal?"

Lin Hao smiled slightly at Qi Lin.

"In the past 100 years, the earth has extinct 440 seven species, most of which are man-made. For these species, is it called the loss of life?"

Lin Hao looked flat, and asked Qi Lin back.

"This……"

Qi Lin hesitated, she didn't know how to answer Lin Hao.

"For these species that should have survived, but disappeared due to human invasion, some people call it the law of the jungle, survival of the fittest!"

"However, when these things happen to human beings themselves, when they are invaded by higher races, and there are large-scale casualties, those people call it the loss of life. This is a wrong behavior..."

"Don't you think these words are ridiculous?!"

Lin Hao sat on a chair and asked Qilin.

"Well, that's human beings' fault, we shouldn't let those species become extinct..."

Qilin lowered her head and retorted weakly.

"No, there is nothing wrong with human beings. What is wrong is that those destroyed species do not have enough strength to adapt to this era ruled by humans, the strongest species on earth. Being wiped out means that they have been abandoned by the times! "

"How can the weak have the right to question the strong?"

"What does destroying you have to do with you?"

Lin Hao continued to preach to Qilin.

"I, what should I do?!"

Qilin looked at Lin Hao weakly. She knew that what Lin Hao said was not wrong. The alien civilizations reported on the news did not mean to ask the indigenous forces of the planet Earth at all, and she was not qualified to question Lin Hao. Lin Hao, I am afraid that the current Huaxia is not much stronger than those invaded areas...

"I can give you the power to do what you want."

Lin Hao looked at the powerless Qilin in front of him, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he stood up, came to Qilin, and spoke softly.

"Give me the strength to do what I want?"

"Why are you helping me like this?"

Qilin didn't understand why Lin Hao helped her like this.

"You just think you are beautiful, which is in line with my aesthetics of Shenhe."

Lin Hao pretended to be joking, and preached to Qi Lin.

"You are so good at joking……"

As Qilin spoke, her face turned as red as a freshly ripe apple.

"Pan Zhen, it's time to fulfill what you promised me. I have already selected the candidate. Let's develop a brand new god-making project on the genetic engine of this little girl!"

While joking with Qi Lin, Lin Hao directly contacted Pan Zhen in his mind.

"Just such a female doll? Let me see... Good guy Kamigawa sniper, what era is this super soldier? Don't you still like nostalgia?"

Pan Zhen's voice quickly echoed in Lin Hao's mind.

"Stop talking nonsense, I let you do it, you just do it..."

Lin Hao didn't want to talk nonsense, so he unilaterally hung up the communication after saying something to Pan Zhen.

"Qi Lin, when you wake up, you will gain a whole body of divine power. How to do it at that time depends entirely on your preference..."

Lin Hao's voice to Qi Lin just fell.

Qilin felt dizzy in her brain for a while, and the next second, she fell asleep.

【Host, please don't perform stun play, this is an improper behavior, even Ghost Valley doesn't bother to do it...】

Just as Lin Hao looked at Qilin's beautiful sleeping face and smiled slightly, a reminder from Lisa sounded in his mind.

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb..."

Lin Hao was a little speechless, and the original interest faded away...

Ahem, he meant that he never thought about those messy things, Lin Hao is a gentleman.

[Question, what is the significance of the host choosing to upgrade Qilin? 】

[According to the calculation of the system, after Qilin is upgraded, 90.00% of them will be fooled by Ducao on the grounds of defending the country, join the Super Seminary, become a member of the Xiongbing Company, and there is a great possibility that they will choose to attack neighboring countries To lend a helping hand, the host will lose his wife and wear hats by doing so! 】

Before Lin Hao could calm down, Lisa started to push Lin Hao again.

"Why are you wearing a hat after losing your wife? What bullshit are you talking about?"

Lin Hao was a little speechless, he didn't know where he learned the nonsense of his artificial mental retardation.

[The host please answer and answer Lisa's doubts. Lisa will judge whether the host's IQ is affected by the Shining Art based on the host's answer? 】

Sister Lisa continued to ask Lin Hao.

"Of course I know that Qilin will join the Xiongbing Company, and I also know that Qilin will definitely help the weak and small countries around her in the end, because Qilin is a good person! Good people have to be pointed at with guns, since they must be pointed at Now, the person holding the gun can naturally be me, and the gun pointed at Qilin can also be my gun. My purpose is to use Qilin's hand to kick Karl's power away, Karl's grandson , I built such a big watchtower in Gallic Chicken, I really thought I couldn’t see it? Don’t kick him out, do I still have privacy? Besides, Taotie is so ugly, looking at it will affect your appetite, hurry up and get out Bar!"

Lin Hao was speechless when he thought of what Karl had done. In some respects, Karl is really a pure scholar.

[Why doesn't the host do it himself? 】

Sister Lisa felt very strange. According to her artificial intelligence calculation, as long as Lin Hao takes action, all the gluttonous legions on the surface can be cleared within 1 minute, and then all the gluttonous fleets in the solar system can be destroyed in 1 minute.

"I have to be honest. I can't just recruit Karl and drive him away. How dare other forces in the universe cooperate with me. Besides, Karl's grandson just wants me to make a big shot so that he can record the data. , then I just can't let him do what he wants."

Of course Lin Hao knew what Karl was planning. What Lin Hao liked to do in his life was to say no to those self-righteous guys!Let those guys who are calculating and calculating their calculations lose their calculations!
[So that’s the case, the logic here barely passes...]

[The host please answer my question above, why did you let Qilin join the Super Seminary, which is occupied by the descendants of Deno, if Qilin goes in, won't she be accused by Deno? 】

Sister Lisa first agreed with Lin Hao not to drive away Taotie by herself, and then she continued to ask Lin Hao the second question, why did Qi Lin join the Super Seminary? The Super Seminary occupied by the descendants of De Nuo is completely uneasy and kind.

"What do you think I suppressed the monkeys for? It was to take away De Nuo's status and rights on our side. When the Taotie is kicked out, that is when De Nuo is also kicked out."

Lin Hao sneered, De Nuo had to take his time, he had implanted the monkey with the concept of De Nuo's uneasiness and kindness, and the monkey would naturally guard against De Nuo, besides, he also said that he would form his own god system belonging to the planet Earth , the monkey naturally knows who to help.

[The last question, are you not afraid that Qilin will find a love in the Super Seminary?At that time, won't you really lose your wife and wear a hat again? 】

After thinking for a long time, Lisa asked Lin Hao the last question.

"Go, go, don't be so unlucky..."

"This kind of thing will never happen. To be precise, I will not let this happen."

"Cheng Yaowen, I have already made arrangements. This Prince De Nuo should go off the assembly line soon, and accompany his De Nuo survivors to go to other planets to farm. The time for Xin Zhao's true destiny is coming soon, Ge Xiaolun, a dog leg I have my own arrangement, and I will let him go to an alien planet to experience at least 100 years! As for Liu Chuang, I am afraid that Qilin will not be able to hold back and shoot down this Nuoxing god of war..."

"Among the remaining people, only monkeys are left who are worthy of Qilin, hehe..."

"The monkey is the monkey who is stuck in the Seven Fairies and only knows to go to the Pantao Garden to pick peaches!"

"In the end, Qilin will find that in her life, she has no choice but me~"

Lin Hao is full of confidence. This will be a long war that will last for decades. In Lin Hao's design, it will be fought from the planet Earth to the outer solar system, without any free time in between.

When Qilin is free, she will find that everyone she knows has already been turned into a piece of loess, and suddenly looking back, only he, Lin Hao, is still standing in the dimly lit place.

[I see, but why are you so sure that the Super Seminary will fight Taotie? 】

Sister Lisa asked an extra question, which she didn't understand.

"You are really artificially retarded..."

"Since Karl wants to see me go all out and get my data, then he will definitely start a war! At that time, there will naturally be an excuse for the monkey to send troops."

Lin Hao strategized and waited quietly for things to happen. Of course, he didn't mind even if things didn't go according to Lin Hao's plan, because he could take the initiative to correct the direction the incident deviated from.

 Thanks to book friend Hua Xiaoxuan for the 1000 rewards~
  
 
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