Raising snakes is a curse

Chapter 111 Cooperation and win-win
"How do I know who it is? Even the king of heaven, you can't tie me up!"

Humpty Dumpty looked up at me as he said this.

I stared at Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Dumpty stared at me too.

Four eyes facing each other.

I have never seen the dragon king that this loach turned into.

It's not even an exaggeration to say that I haven't even eaten loach since I was a child.

But why did Yin Qingyuan tell this short fat man to recognize who I am?
Looking at the serious eyes of this short fat man staring at me, I would like to know, when did I know this short fat man?
"Isn't it just a bitch? There's nothing to make a fuss about. We were sworn brothers just now."

Humpty Humpty said to Yin Qingyuan in displeasure.

Yin Qingyuan saw that the short fat man didn't know me, so he smiled at the loach spirit, and said to him:

"Will you take a closer look?"

Humpty Humpty was very unhappy, but at this moment he himself was tied up, and he couldn't escape if he didn't obey Yin Qingyuan's words.

So look up at me again.

A round mouth with two mustaches, a pair of small round eyes, and a plump face overflowing from the cheeks due to too much flesh.

Observing the short and fat man's appearance at close range, I can't bear to see how ugly he is.

Then he turned his face away from the dumpy man.

Seeing that I looked at him with disdain, Humpty Humpty scolded me:

"Bitch, is there shit on Grandpa's face? Why don't you look at me?"

I used to have a good temper, but this short fat man scolded me for no reason, and I became upset.

"You look so ugly, you won't be able to eat tonight's dinner if you take a second look!"

After hearing what I said, Humpty Humpty's two small eyes immediately widened!

As if remembering something, he quickly twisted his fat body and moved towards Yin Qingyuan!

"I know this woman, I know her!"

"How is she still alive?"

"You can still be alive, why can't she?" Yin Qingyuan asked Humpty Humpty.

When I heard Yin Qingyuan say this, I was taken aback.

Apart from the Peach Blossom Gu, this is the second time I've heard someone say how I'm still alive.

"But she's human!" Humpty Dumpty was still a little surprised.

But just when I was about to ask who this short fat man thought I was, Yin Qingyuan took a look at Zhou Shengsheng beside me, and said to Zhou Shengsheng:

"Mr. Zhou, we have already helped you arrest the evil spirit in the river, what do you want to do with it?"

Zhou Shengsheng may have grown up to this age, and it was the first time he saw this kind of living water monster.

While being scared, he was also angry because the dumpy man had hurt so many people.

"This beast has harmed so many people, keeping him is a disaster."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Gong Shixu and Yin Qingyuan, and said to him:
"This water monster was captured and brought ashore by two masters. As long as we ensure that no one will disappear without reason in our waters in the future, we can execute it no matter what the two masters do."

Hearing that it was going to be executed, Humpty Humpty was so frightened that he sobered up more than half of his wine, and immediately looked at Yin Qingyuan with a mournful face.

"Old Hei, what's the matter, we just had three rounds of drinking and begged someone, you can't cheat me like this!"

Yin Qingyuan looked at the squat man kneeling on the ground, and smiled at him again.

It seems that in Yin Qingyuan's world, there is nothing that is worthy of his mood swings.

"I also obey my master's orders. It's useless if you beg me, you have to beg her."

Yin Qingyuan said, pointing to me standing beside me.

Humpty Humpty looked at me unhappily, and his face that had been crying just now suddenly became proud.

"A real man can be killed but never humiliated. I beg this girl, I'd rather die."

Unexpectedly, this short and fat man has a lot of backbone.

I scolded him for being ugly, but I can still remember it for so long.

At this time Gong Shixu came out to speak and said to me:
"Xiao Wu, this thing is not bad in nature, but it has a big appetite and is lazy. It has eaten up all the fish in the waters with a radius of tens of miles. It is really hungry and I don't want to change the waters. Find someone to eat in this generation,"

When Gong Shixu said this, Fat Niqian also defended himself: "My third brother is right, fish is much tastier than humans."

"It's just that, looking at my figure, you also know that after swimming for more than ten miles, I will be exhausted."

As he spoke, he became excited again: "Let me make it clear to you first, some people are not eaten by me, there are quite a few people in this area who jump into the river to commit suicide, plus those accidents on the boat, I did not eat them, After they died, I saw that it would be wasteful not to eat the corpses, so I ate them greedily, which also saved you the salvage fee!"

After the short fat man finished speaking, he laughed again.

"You can save your life if you want."

I replied to Humpty Dumpty: "As long as you become a Gu voluntarily and obey the orders of the water conservancy management in this area, I will let you live."

"Cut? I have cultivated for 800 years and want me to listen to others? Cut? Then I might as well die!"

"Then you wanted to die yourself, don't blame us for not giving you a chance!"

As I said that, I beckoned to Yin Qingyuan, and let Yin Qingyuan deal with this short fat man!

Yin Qingyuan listened to my order, raised a few pale fingers to his lips, and was about to chant a mantra to finish the loach.

And the loach saw that we were really serious, its face was full of fright, and it quickly twisted its fat body and moved to my side.

"Female Bodhisattva, I was joking just now, as long as you let me live, don't let me listen to others, let me dredge the Yellow River every day, I am willing too!"

When Zhou Shengsheng heard what the short fat man said, his eyes lit up!
"As long as you are willing to help us manage the Yellow River, and the Yellow River does not flood the surrounding villages, let alone kill you, we can give you [-] catties of fish as offerings to you every year."

Not only can it save its life, but it also helped it find a job with an iron rice bowl.

When the short fat man heard about [-] catties of fish, he happily leaned over to Zhou Shengsheng and negotiated a deal with him.

I didn't expect the matter to end in such a cooperative way, so I took a piece of fish scale from this short fat man as a bond between Gu and the master.

Then he promised Zhou Shengsheng that after seeing that the short fat man had refined Gu, he would send the deed to their unit.

And Zhou Shengsheng is really generous, on the day before we left, he directly transported almost [-] tons of fish to this short fat man in a big truck, and dumped all of them into the Yellow River.

I was sitting in the car on my way home. When the car passed by the bridge on the Yellow River, I looked into the Yellow River.

He saw the sightseeing boat that Yin Qingyuan and Gong Shixu were sitting on floating on the river.

On the sightseeing boat, Zhou Shengsheng was sitting with a group of swaying black shadows, drinking and eating meat together.

According to the development of this situation, even if I don't need to refine this short fat man into Gu, the people in this area will be able to get along well with this fat loach in the future.

At this time, the setting sun shines on my face through the window.

Reminds me, I forgot to ask that Humpty Dumpty, when exactly did he see me?

(End of this chapter)