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Chapter 208 Don't Wait For Me To Get Drunk
Chapter 208 Don't Wait For Me To Get Drunk
"Doraemon"'s nose was not fixed properly. After Wen Miao finished taking photos with his front feet, the strawberry's nose and back feet fell out of face. Shen Jiayu bent down and picked up the strawberries that fell on the ground, and put them back.
Hearing Wen Miao ask him something, he gave a slight "Huh?" to express his doubts.
Wen Miao said: "It's the sentence you told those two children just now that you want to make their heads into snowmen."
Shen Jiayu replied casually: "That depends on whether they dare to do it next time."
"What if you dare?" His tone just now was too much like the truth. The more Wen Miao thought about it, the more he didn't think it was a joke, and asked tentatively, "You won't really want to screw their heads off, will you?"
Shen Jiayu paused, and suddenly turned to look at her. After two seconds, he closed his black eyes slightly, smiled lightly without much emotion, and said in a low voice, "Guess."
Wen Miao was staring at his fingertips when he asked this question.
The big strawberry that served as the nose of "Doraemon" has been ravaged many times, and it is already too horrible to look at. The red juice came out little by little along the broken skin, and a deformed and dazzling flower was soaked in the snow. flower.
When Shen Jiayu picked up the strawberries, the juice and the red snow stained his fingertips at the same time. Against his cold white skin, the color looked bloody and violent.
Wen Miao stared at it for a while, then raised his head slowly, and asked him solemnly: "Then can you let me screw it? I have screwed the bottle cap and the fire hydrant, but I haven't screwed it yet. Twisting a human skull, if you have the opportunity to experience this, please give me this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the sake of our deep relationship."
Shen Jiayu suddenly bent his eyes and smiled, the depression in his eyes gradually dissipated, he raised his hand habitually and rubbed her head.
The subtle and slightly strange atmosphere in the air disappeared without a trace in an instant.
It has been cold outside for a long time, and her hands are a little stiff. Although Wen Miao is not afraid of the cold, but wearing a small skirt in the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month - a short skirt ten centimeters above the knee, this is not something ordinary people can do.
Back in the bar, Shen Jiayu poured a cup of hot water over.
After drinking half a cup of hot water, Wen Miao's slightly stiff fingers slowly regained some feeling.
Shen Jiayu looked down at the life-thinner skirt she was wearing, and finally said, "Wear a skirt in winter?"
"..." Wen Miao stopped him before he could say the next sentence, "Don't say it, I know what you are going to say, I understand the reasoning, but I just don't want to hear it."
Shen Jiayu had to say this sentence every time the temperature was lowered. After talking for half a year, it didn't have any effect.
He was not tired of talking, but her ears were tired from listening.
"Come, come, drink water." Wen Miao came over with a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap and handed it to him, very attentively said, "Drink more."
When eating in the evening, Shen Jiayu and He Yin drank a lot, and Wen Miao didn't bring him any more beer, and felt that it was not good to drink Coke Sprite all the time, so she directly replaced it with mineral water.
At the moment the bar is not busy, Cui Cheng is adjusting a new cocktail, Xu Meng frantically flicked his phone, not knowing which goddess he was sending a message to, Wen Miao glanced at him, turned around and was about to say to Shen Jiayu, "Look at him again I'm being a licking dog", Xu Meng suddenly slapped the table, pointed at the phone, and was furious: "Boss Shen, are you going too far?"
He put the mobile phone in front of Shen Jiayu, pointed to the Ant Manor on it and said indignantly, "Why do you always steal my chicks? It's fine if I give you a part-time job, but do I even have to work for your little chickens?" ?”
"Isn't that why you're too lazy to feed?" Wen Miao took over the conversation. She was the one playing in Shen Jiayu's Ant Manor. Seeing Xu Meng's chickens come here every day to eat and drink, she simply pulled him in as a working chicken, "I See it always stealing food."
Xu Meng muttered: "#¥%*&...#%¥"
Wen Miao: "?"
Wen Miao didn't understand his bird language, she turned her head and asked Shen Jiayu in confusion, "What is he talking about?"
"I didn't hear clearly."
Shen Jiayu didn't hear it either.
Xu Meng drank two glasses of strong cocktails in a row, and his tongue had already started talking. He rolled his tongue and talked in a cloud for a long time, then suddenly put down his phone, stood up unsteadily, and made no sign to Shen Jiayu. He made a gesture of standing at attention and saluting.
Shen Jiayu threw a question mark over.
Brother, are you too drunk?
Xu Meng looked at him seriously, and his voice became miraculously clear: "Report to Boss Shen, I voluntarily join the dog-licking brigade, support the dog-licking program, abide by the dog-licking charter, fulfill the dog-licking obligation, and execute the dog-licking team." The decision of the dog, observe the discipline of licking the dog, keep the obligation of licking the dog, and dedicate your life to the cause of licking the dog!"
"..." Shen Jiayu twitched the corners of his lower lips, and threw Xu Meng's phone back into his arms lazily, "Tell the goddess sisters on your phone, don't tell me."
Wen Miao couldn't help asking: "Why doesn't he forget to be a dog licking dog even when he's drunk?"
She really admired Xu Meng's perseverance in licking dogs. He has been licking for so long, why hasn't he come to his senses yet?
Shen Jiayu said lazily, "Speak the truth after drinking."
Maybe Xu Meng really wanted to be a licking dog, not forced.
Hearing Shen Jiayu's words, Wen Miao suddenly came over and asked him, "Then how much do you drink to get drunk?"
"Why," Shen Jiayu heard what she meant, and smiled with great interest: "You want me to tell the truth after drinking too?"
Wen Miao blinked her eyes, she should be vague and innocent: "Just ask."
She knew that Shen Jiayu was a good drinker. Once at a meal, when two cases of beer were put on the table, Shen Jiayu drank three by himself. First, Xie Yan, who had the lightest drinker, then He Yin, and then Qin Ke.
That is to say, Xie Xiao caught a cold that day and couldn't drink, otherwise he would have to follow suit.
"You don't need to wait for me to get drunk." Shen Jiayu leaned forward, hooked her chin with his fingertips, still looking lazy, "If you want to know anything, you can ask now."
Wen Miao was used to being teased by him like this, and unconsciously rubbed against his finger bones twice: "Then will you tell the truth?"
Shen Jiayu didn't answer, just touched her chin with his fingertips, looked straight at her with his beautiful black eyes, and said in a low voice, "You ask."
"Then I really want to ask." Wen Miao took three seconds to calm down her nervousness, then looked up at him, and finally asked with restraint and anticipation, "Shen Jiayu, your bank What is the card password?"
Shen Jiayu who guessed the beginning but missed the ending at all: "..."
This little money fanatic!
(End of this chapter)
"Doraemon"'s nose was not fixed properly. After Wen Miao finished taking photos with his front feet, the strawberry's nose and back feet fell out of face. Shen Jiayu bent down and picked up the strawberries that fell on the ground, and put them back.
Hearing Wen Miao ask him something, he gave a slight "Huh?" to express his doubts.
Wen Miao said: "It's the sentence you told those two children just now that you want to make their heads into snowmen."
Shen Jiayu replied casually: "That depends on whether they dare to do it next time."
"What if you dare?" His tone just now was too much like the truth. The more Wen Miao thought about it, the more he didn't think it was a joke, and asked tentatively, "You won't really want to screw their heads off, will you?"
Shen Jiayu paused, and suddenly turned to look at her. After two seconds, he closed his black eyes slightly, smiled lightly without much emotion, and said in a low voice, "Guess."
Wen Miao was staring at his fingertips when he asked this question.
The big strawberry that served as the nose of "Doraemon" has been ravaged many times, and it is already too horrible to look at. The red juice came out little by little along the broken skin, and a deformed and dazzling flower was soaked in the snow. flower.
When Shen Jiayu picked up the strawberries, the juice and the red snow stained his fingertips at the same time. Against his cold white skin, the color looked bloody and violent.
Wen Miao stared at it for a while, then raised his head slowly, and asked him solemnly: "Then can you let me screw it? I have screwed the bottle cap and the fire hydrant, but I haven't screwed it yet. Twisting a human skull, if you have the opportunity to experience this, please give me this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the sake of our deep relationship."
Shen Jiayu suddenly bent his eyes and smiled, the depression in his eyes gradually dissipated, he raised his hand habitually and rubbed her head.
The subtle and slightly strange atmosphere in the air disappeared without a trace in an instant.
It has been cold outside for a long time, and her hands are a little stiff. Although Wen Miao is not afraid of the cold, but wearing a small skirt in the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month - a short skirt ten centimeters above the knee, this is not something ordinary people can do.
Back in the bar, Shen Jiayu poured a cup of hot water over.
After drinking half a cup of hot water, Wen Miao's slightly stiff fingers slowly regained some feeling.
Shen Jiayu looked down at the life-thinner skirt she was wearing, and finally said, "Wear a skirt in winter?"
"..." Wen Miao stopped him before he could say the next sentence, "Don't say it, I know what you are going to say, I understand the reasoning, but I just don't want to hear it."
Shen Jiayu had to say this sentence every time the temperature was lowered. After talking for half a year, it didn't have any effect.
He was not tired of talking, but her ears were tired from listening.
"Come, come, drink water." Wen Miao came over with a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap and handed it to him, very attentively said, "Drink more."
When eating in the evening, Shen Jiayu and He Yin drank a lot, and Wen Miao didn't bring him any more beer, and felt that it was not good to drink Coke Sprite all the time, so she directly replaced it with mineral water.
At the moment the bar is not busy, Cui Cheng is adjusting a new cocktail, Xu Meng frantically flicked his phone, not knowing which goddess he was sending a message to, Wen Miao glanced at him, turned around and was about to say to Shen Jiayu, "Look at him again I'm being a licking dog", Xu Meng suddenly slapped the table, pointed at the phone, and was furious: "Boss Shen, are you going too far?"
He put the mobile phone in front of Shen Jiayu, pointed to the Ant Manor on it and said indignantly, "Why do you always steal my chicks? It's fine if I give you a part-time job, but do I even have to work for your little chickens?" ?”
"Isn't that why you're too lazy to feed?" Wen Miao took over the conversation. She was the one playing in Shen Jiayu's Ant Manor. Seeing Xu Meng's chickens come here every day to eat and drink, she simply pulled him in as a working chicken, "I See it always stealing food."
Xu Meng muttered: "#¥%*&...#%¥"
Wen Miao: "?"
Wen Miao didn't understand his bird language, she turned her head and asked Shen Jiayu in confusion, "What is he talking about?"
"I didn't hear clearly."
Shen Jiayu didn't hear it either.
Xu Meng drank two glasses of strong cocktails in a row, and his tongue had already started talking. He rolled his tongue and talked in a cloud for a long time, then suddenly put down his phone, stood up unsteadily, and made no sign to Shen Jiayu. He made a gesture of standing at attention and saluting.
Shen Jiayu threw a question mark over.
Brother, are you too drunk?
Xu Meng looked at him seriously, and his voice became miraculously clear: "Report to Boss Shen, I voluntarily join the dog-licking brigade, support the dog-licking program, abide by the dog-licking charter, fulfill the dog-licking obligation, and execute the dog-licking team." The decision of the dog, observe the discipline of licking the dog, keep the obligation of licking the dog, and dedicate your life to the cause of licking the dog!"
"..." Shen Jiayu twitched the corners of his lower lips, and threw Xu Meng's phone back into his arms lazily, "Tell the goddess sisters on your phone, don't tell me."
Wen Miao couldn't help asking: "Why doesn't he forget to be a dog licking dog even when he's drunk?"
She really admired Xu Meng's perseverance in licking dogs. He has been licking for so long, why hasn't he come to his senses yet?
Shen Jiayu said lazily, "Speak the truth after drinking."
Maybe Xu Meng really wanted to be a licking dog, not forced.
Hearing Shen Jiayu's words, Wen Miao suddenly came over and asked him, "Then how much do you drink to get drunk?"
"Why," Shen Jiayu heard what she meant, and smiled with great interest: "You want me to tell the truth after drinking too?"
Wen Miao blinked her eyes, she should be vague and innocent: "Just ask."
She knew that Shen Jiayu was a good drinker. Once at a meal, when two cases of beer were put on the table, Shen Jiayu drank three by himself. First, Xie Yan, who had the lightest drinker, then He Yin, and then Qin Ke.
That is to say, Xie Xiao caught a cold that day and couldn't drink, otherwise he would have to follow suit.
"You don't need to wait for me to get drunk." Shen Jiayu leaned forward, hooked her chin with his fingertips, still looking lazy, "If you want to know anything, you can ask now."
Wen Miao was used to being teased by him like this, and unconsciously rubbed against his finger bones twice: "Then will you tell the truth?"
Shen Jiayu didn't answer, just touched her chin with his fingertips, looked straight at her with his beautiful black eyes, and said in a low voice, "You ask."
"Then I really want to ask." Wen Miao took three seconds to calm down her nervousness, then looked up at him, and finally asked with restraint and anticipation, "Shen Jiayu, your bank What is the card password?"
Shen Jiayu who guessed the beginning but missed the ending at all: "..."
This little money fanatic!
(End of this chapter)
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