Fairies just want to lie down

Chapter 401 Li Yizhi's Strong Enemy Pan Daozun
Since the last time, Taiyin Xingjun realized that he should not be too arrogant, especially in the face of Dong Yunshu, a stinking sword idiot.

The other party didn't have any hypocrisy and perfection, let alone the so-called harem competition, but directly raised a knife to chop.If there was no immortal leader watching, Taiyin Xingjun felt that the other party would kill him.

This is different from what she saw secretly in the mortal palace!Where is it that someone who is jealous is directly solving the opponent?
I didn't realize it at the time, but now I've turned my head around.

Taiyin Xingjun examines the situation between them. This is not a strife and jealousy in the mortal palace, nor is it a matter of stepping on several boats.Although I don't want to admit it, it can be said that everyone has a reason for each other.

The only one who may face moral problems is Xianchang.

The most important thing is that they are not mortals, which one has no blood on their hands?
If Taiyin Xingjun himself had the strength, he would also want to solve Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi.

Now that she is in a weak position, the fairy elder will help herself, such as blocking the actual damage, so that she does not need to be really beaten.Even if Dong Yunshu slashed himself with the Heavenly Sword, it would be difficult to cause any harm.

But what she wanted was for the elder fairy to come out and help her directly!Even drive away two bad women.

At present, it seems that this is all delusion. The fairy chief made it clear to watch the show, so the rabbit had to change his strategy.

Gongdou 36 tactics, show the enemy weak!
Showing weakness is her master rabbit's old profession, and she once won the fairy heart by relying on this.

In the situation where two tigers are fighting, as long as she doesn't fight, the other two will not take the initiative to provoke her, and maybe even please herself.

Wei Xi is insidious and cunning, but weak.

Dong Yunshu is unparalleled in swordsmanship, but mentally weak.

She is the only one who is both wise and brave!
Taiyin Xingjun laughed up to the sky, with a weak face on the surface, pointed to the door and said: "Sister Dong, let's go to see the fairy head together? Sister Wei seems to be there, we can sit down and talk."

Wei Xi was mentioned cryptically, and the rabbit can be more serious. For example, Wei Xi may have a night with the fairy recently, or have a child.

But she was at a disadvantage when she took the initiative to attack, and she still had to win over Wei Xi.

There is no need to sow discord in the relationship between the two, because fire and water are already incompatible, and adding oil and vinegar will only burn yourself.

Dong Yunshu's face showed a cold light, which immediately dropped the temperature in the corridor by several degrees.

Take two steps forward and knock on the door.

Since the interior of the room was shrouded in a wave of yin and yang, it was difficult for Dong Yunshu to detect the situation inside without using his sword intent to forcibly break through.

The more so, the more frosty her cold face was.

dong dong dong.

Dong Yunshu knocked on the door very politely, and with the simple Heavenly Sword in his hands, he was about to break in.

Be polite, but only a little.

At the very moment, the door opened, and an ordinary young man came into view, he raised two fingers and gently clamped the blade of the sword.

The so-called No. [-] sword in the world can't make half a point.

It was because of Dong Yunshu's strength, but more because of Li Yi's unfathomable Taoism.

No matter how you say it, the Heavenly Sword is a treasure, even if it is simply smashed down, it is not something ordinary people can stop.Ordinary people just poke it casually, if anyone is stabbed, even Jindan Daoist may die.

"Fellow Daoist, your cultivation level is becoming more and more unfathomable." Dong Yunshu said coldly.

By calling Li Yi, you can know that the other party is very angry now and is in a state of killing someone at any time.

But it doesn't matter, after all, it is not the first time since reincarnation made her angry...

Li Yi was a little funny in his heart. They might not be used to it yet, but he got used to it first.

Or commonly known as swing.

"Yun Shu, Tu'er, have you eaten yet?"

He stretched out his hand to hold Dong Yunshu's hand, and the jade bone and icy muscle entered his palm. The other party struggled symbolically, and the air wave generated almost blew the window of the aisle behind him.

Dong Yunshu didn't move after that, because he couldn't break free and he was not good at speaking.

He could only turn his head sideways, his snow-white side face bulged slightly, and he muttered, looking really cute.

"Humph!"

The Taiyin Xingjun next to him is eager to see through his eyes, his ruby-like star eyes are full of splendor, as if he is suppressing something.

Tu'er feels that at this time, he should bear it, at least not to be too intimate with Li Yi on the surface, otherwise how can he show his indisputable heart?How to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight?
She didn't lack the past few years, and she didn't have the possessiveness and self-esteem that Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi had. She herself was not a strong person in the traditional sense.

The little rabbit is like following the fairy.

Let them do what they can for a while!
Countless thoughts flashed through Tu'er's witty mind, and he also restrained the urge to give Li Yi facial cleanser like a face hugger.

Until she saw Li Yi holding Dong Yunshu's hand, all calculations dissipated like a mirage, leaving only one thought.

Why didn't the fairy lead me! ?
Huge grievances and anger welled up in his heart, making Rabbit unable to restrain himself.

Fuck his grandma's forbearance, tear up these two little bitches and join the war!
Just when Taiyin Xingjun was about to explode on the spot, Li Yi also held the rabbit's hand, and the powder barrel instantly turned into jelly.

"Immortal head, beep, the rabbit wants to kill you!"

The white-haired girl hugged Li Yi directly like an octopus, while rubbing her cheeks against Li Yi's neck.

At this moment, she has forgotten what it means to endure, what it means to show weakness to the enemy.

Li Yi said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I just won't see you for a few days."

Just as a maid?
Dong Yunshu cast You Guang, she is not stupid, on the contrary she is very clever in her heart.

The maid will not be so close, this furry stinky rabbit lied to me again!
Tu'er's tender body froze, only feeling a coldness in her neck, as if a sword had been pressed against her head.

She subconsciously hugged her tighter, her legs clamping Li Yi's waist so subtly.

"Sister Dong, maids in ancient times need to warm their beds, and I have no second thoughts."

The rabbit's voice is sweet and weak, and his face is even more pitiful.But the next second she smelled Li Yi's breath, and couldn't help pecking him lightly on the face.

I feel bad after kissing, but I want to kiss again.

It's quite exciting to say this in front of Dong Yunshu.

"Smelly rabbit, eat me with a sword."

Dong Yunshu couldn't bear such a violent temper, so he immediately raised his sword and slashed at him.

"Oh my god, help the fairy, the rabbit will be beaten to death!"

Dong Yunshu raised his slap high, and Taiyin Xingjun immediately ran away with his head in his arms, and quickly hid behind Li Yi, and the two started "fighting" around Li Yi.

Pulling up the mountain with strength, fighting like a thousand catties.

Such a small bump can cause ordinary people to break their hands and feet on the spot, and a slap can make beef balls, all of which hit Li Yi.

Not only was he fine, but he also protected the apartment in the community by the way, otherwise a random bump would cause the wall of the corridor to crack directly.

In the end, Li Yi grabbed the hands of the two of them respectively, opened them slightly, and separated them immediately.

"Stop making trouble, the food will be cold later."

The two were led into the living room by Li Yi in this way. At this time, there were already three people sitting on the dining table in the living room.

Wei Xi who smiled but didn't smile, Bai Shi who bowed his head and cooked rice and pretended to be deaf and dumb, and Qiong Yu who was the little housekeeper pretended to be a wooden man.

Including Li Yi, Rabbit, and Dong Yunshu, there are 6 people in total. Qiong Yu doesn't occupy a seat, and the table just sits down.

"My husband is really domineering. Being able to bring two good sisters here is more than just enjoying the blessings of being equal." Wei Xi's words seemed to be compliments, but his tone was full of yin and yang.

At this time, Wei Xi wouldn't give Li Yi a good face, and looked at him like a scum in the world.

Who would be happy to see her husband come back with two women?If it wasn't for a little mental preparation, Wei Xi would have covered Li Yi's face with the rice bowl.

Then she looked at the two of them, pretending to be enthusiastic and said:

"Isn't this Sister Dong and Sister Tu'er? Welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome, just treat this as your home."

There is a younger sister on the left, and a younger sister on the right. The appearance of a big woman is simply taking advantage of it.

Tu'er's heart sank, as she expected, Wei Xi was the most difficult to deal with.

Don't look like you accept the sharing fairy, in fact, once you gain power, you will definitely kick other people away, because you think so too.

She might be catering to the elder by doing so, so she is even more favored.But Xianchang said that he has no idea in this regard, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?

Rabbits worry about gains and losses for a while.

And a certain sword fairy didn't have so many crooked ways. He took two steps forward and looked down at Wei Xi, and said, "You, get out of here, this is my home."

The most simple and rude tone, the most direct harm.

Wei Xi couldn't hang on his face suddenly, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his face showed a fierce look.

The rabbit said directly, is this the so-called simplicity of the road?
Wei Xi said coldly: "You're being polite, you're still breathing for me."

"Go out, or lie down?"

Dong Yunshu's performance was even stronger.

The eyes of the two met, as if sparks could be sparked in the air, and the leaked breath made the two outsiders tremble.

Baishi lowered his head and crazily cooked rice, turning fear into appetite.

Li Yi sat on the main seat on his own, unmoving in the midst of the terrifying confrontation, and even had the mood to make Qiong Yu pour water.

He took a sip and suggested:
"Shall I eat first?"

After a few seconds of stalemate between Wei Xi and Dong Yunshu, they both understood that there was nothing they could do to each other at the moment, so they could only snort coldly at each other, and sat down on their own.

With Li Yi as the center, one person is on the left and one person is on the right.

The rabbit looked around, and then sat on Li Yi's lap very naturally.

"The rabbit's butt is itchy, and I can't sit hard."

boom!
The two guardians on the left and right patted the table at the same time, so scared that the rabbit jumped up immediately, and sat down beside Baishi in aggrieved manner.

When she gets angry, she will definitely kill them when she learns Lei Fa!
The atmosphere became extremely stiff. Although Li Yi could still sit still, he didn't like the atmosphere very much.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhao Si's number.

beep...

There was a voice on the phone.

"Hey Brother Yi, what's the matter?"

"have time?"

"Recently, I happened to be busy with the practice qualification test of the colleges and universities in Haojing. To be honest, with Brother Yi's Changchun Kung Fu, the sense of energy will not be the only criterion. For example, those with only the first level of energy sense are generally unqualified, but if you don't take pills In the case of medicine and spirit stones, one level of Changchun Gong can pass."

"Very good, can I come over for dinner?"

"Of course..."

Halfway through the conversation, Zhao Si suddenly asked cautiously: "Brother Yi, how many people do you have?"

"not much."

This answer made Zhao Si on the other end of the phone even more uneasy.

How many are not many?

With the previous lessons, Zhao Si had to choose a good day and auspicious day to find Li Yi, not to show respect, but to avoid getting involved in the Shura field.

Wei Xi suddenly said, "You don't have to force Xiaosi if he's not free."

"Brother, I suddenly have something to do."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yi glanced at Wei Xi, who looked away.

"In that case, let's have dinner."

Although it was said that dinner was only served now, in fact Baishi had already done most of the work, and when he came to his senses, his face was flushed with shame and he was at a loss.

Fortunately, Qiong Yu prepared a large amount, and soon brought out new plates of food.

The rabbit looked at Qiong Yu with a little more vigilance in his eyes, and after taking a sip, he immediately put down his guard when he learned that it was not made by himself.

Not paying enough attention is obviously not thinking enough.

Not enough to worry about.

On the other side of the dinner table, new disputes arose again.

This time, Li Yi learned the lesson and didn't serve anyone with food, otherwise he would have to feed three people for this meal.

Needless to say, Yun Shu and Xi'er, no one will let the other, and if they are less, they will become a powder keg.Tu'er didn't seem to care, but she was more jealous than anyone else.

I follow the law of nature, can it still involve me?
However, Li Yi found out that he was wrong.

It was Wei Xi who picked food for Li Yi at the beginning, which was a normal behavior, but Dong Yunshu may also pick food for Li Yi because of his competitive heart.

The two of them looked at each other in this way, but there was not much friction.You can fight at any time, there is no need to fight at the dinner table.

This is a kind of running-in.

If the two had just met, they could fight over a small matter.It wasn't that he was short-tempered, or that he simply wanted to kill the opponent.

But now no one can do anything to anyone, so there is no need to keep pestering her.

Li Yi took a sip without thinking too much, and said, "The fish-flavored shredded pork is good, and the fish from Dragon Palace is used."

Dong Yunshu immediately gave Li Yi some shredded fish-flavored pork. He continued to eat, and she continued to pinch the shredded fish-flavored pork. The speed of feeding almost caused afterimages.

In the end, Wei Xi couldn't stand it anymore.

"Are you going to feed your husband to death?"

"Brother Li said he likes it, so where is your turn to take care of it?"

"At least I know what my husband likes to eat."

So the dispute resumed, and the two began to pick up food for Li Yi continuously, and the food in the bowl was like arhats stacked on top of each other.

In the end, the two looked at Li Yi expectantly.

He picked up some yellow beef with coriander, and Dong Yunshu was dissatisfied immediately before he put it in his mouth.

"Brother Li, don't you like the food I picked?"

Li Yi turned his head and put the chopsticks on the shredded fish-flavored pork.

"Husband, it seems that I like sister Dong very much. After eating a few large plates of fish-flavored shredded pork, I still don't get tired of it."

hiss……

Li Yi stopped his chopsticks, and it was wrong for him to enter the door with his left foot.

Suddenly a scent floated out from the kitchen, entering the nostrils as if it could make people see a fairyland, and the fragrance spread for dozens of miles.

The white-haired girl came out with a pot of green vegetables, put it in front of Li Yi, and properly relieved him.

"Immortal Elder should eat lightly, and everyone should try my handicraft."

The dinner was spent peacefully under Tu'er's astonishingly talented cooking skills. Baishi cooked ten bowls hard, and even Dong Yunshu ate a bowl of rice.

night.

Bai Shi and Qiong Yu plunged into the side sleepers, and the door closed without any sound.

Li Yi looked at the three beautiful figures sitting on the sofa, and the atmosphere in the room was like a volcano about to erupt.

Originally planning to bear with Taiyin Xingjun, the only thing left in his mind was to participate in the war, which can be described as a knife on the head of the color word.

Li Yi stood in front of them and said with a serious face: "I need to concentrate on my practice recently, and I can't break Yuanyang, because I have encountered a strong enemy, and I must be ready."

"His name is Pan Daozun."

(End of this chapter)