The daily life of Confucian sages hitting people along the network cable

Chapter 167 Han Zhou's Chief Disciple Wang Duan

"Have you heard that the man with the iron sword who came down from Sword God Mountain has been looking for people to ask if he knows Han Zhou in the past two days?"

"The family living on Jianshen Mountain have brains, so stay away from them."

"This Wang Duan is looking for Han Zhou, isn't it because he wants to fight Han Zhou?"

"Obviously, a person like Wang Duan must be a fighting maniac. He and Xu Qingyang have fought a long time ago, and they know each other's background. This time, they want to find someone to fight. It's just those few people. It's very easy to find Han Zhou. normal."

"So, who do we support? Wang Duan is from no man's land, he has nothing to do with Xianxuan, and Han Zhou is from Shengxuan, and has little to do with us Xianxuan..."

Soon, everyone reached a consensus.

That must be supporting Wang Duan!
Although this person looks dull and stupid, he is much more likable than Han Zhou!

In the virtual world of Taichu at this time, Han Zhou held the account book: "Hey! Don't run away! Pay back the money!"

The person who was found by Han Zhou slipped away immediately. In the end, he was chased helplessly and went offline directly, leaving the virtual world of Taichu.

"Why is this person lingering? This time I specifically chose to log off at Taurus and teleport to the edge of Tiandu, but he still found him."

"Could it be that Han Zhou's debt collection team is all over the virtual world of the beginning?"

Xiaobizi, as part of the core data processor of the virtual world in the beginning, can of course mobilize the data flow of these people at any time, and even Xiaobizizi has specially developed a software page, and the debtors will be notified as soon as they go online.

It was left here to look like Han Zhou, collecting debts everywhere, so happy.

I don't know where Wang Duan got the news that Han Zhou was collecting debts everywhere in the virtual world in the early days. He found a person who owed Han Zhou money and helped him pay, waiting for 'Han Zhou' to find him.

Xiaobi also lived up to Wang Duan's expectations, and found the debtor less than 10 minutes after he showed up.

"Yo, pay back the money!"

The man laughed awkwardly: "Han Zhou, why bother? I collect debts every day. Didn't I write it when I wrote the contract? It's a one-year period. It's only been more than a month..."

'Han Zhou' is serious: "The way to cultivate immortality is to go against the sky."

"On this road, let him be astonishing as many days as he is, as much as he is destined to add to his body, it will only be a matter of time before he dies."

"In case you die, who do I go to? Of course, the money must be received first before it is safe."

The debtor is like eating a dead mouse, cursing in his heart: Bah, you just died...

Wang Duan walked over from the side and laughed loudly: "Brother Han, you are right!"

'Han Zhou' raised his eyebrows: "That's right, you see, others say that what I said makes sense, why don't you pay me back?"

The debtor received Wang Duan's money and immediately transferred it to Han Zhou: "Return it to you, I'm afraid of you, and it's settled."

Han Zhou with his arms akimbo: "Two clearing? This is the principal, what about the interest? We will calculate the interest at 30.00% a day, and [-]% interest a month, [-]%. Bring it."

"..." The debtor finally reluctantly paid the money, and then went offline angrily.

When the people left, Xiaobi looked at Wang Duan with extremely clear eyes: "Brother, what's your name?"

Xiaobi clearly saw the data stream, it was Wang Duan who just gave the debtor money, and then he paid it back.

This is a rich man!

Wang Duan laughed loudly: "I'm going down to the Sword God Mountain, Wang Duan."

'Han Zhou' cupped his hands: "Shengxuan, Han Zhou."

"Mr. Han just likes to make friends, talk about Taoism and recite poems."

"Brother Wang, you and I hit it off right away, why don't you... have a drink?"

Wang Duan was overjoyed: "That's exactly what I mean!"

Walking on the road, Wang Duan asked Han Zhou for advice: "To be honest, I came out of Jianshen Mountain this time with the orders of my parents."

"I want to find a daughter-in-law to bring back to Sword God Mountain."

"But I don't know much about men and women, but I heard that Brother Han understands it very well, so..."

Han Zhou laughed loudly: "This? I am asking the right person!"

"Then I know where I'm taking you!!!"

At this time, Xiaobi is only thinking about making money, let alone asking women, even if he asks about immortality, he dares to say that he understands it.

Soon, 'Han Zhou' took Wang Duan to a street.

This street, in the virtual world of the beginning, is always night, there is no such thing as day.

The streets are full of fine small buildings.

Some are hung with lanterns, with pink gauze curtains inside, Yingying Yanyan, the girl at the door waved a handkerchief: "Come on, come on~"

Some are reinforced concrete floors, with deafening music inside, and handsome men and beautiful women walk out of them from time to time.

Wang Duan, who had never seen such a battle, dared not look sideways.

Han Zhou smiled: "Brother Wang, do you know where this is?"

Wang Duan shook his head like a dog out of water: "I don't know."

Han Zhou smiled: "Look at that quaint little building. It is an ancient business inherited from the ancient times. It is said that men are happy and women are happy. The ecstasy makes people linger."

Wang Duan hurriedly said, "That's too scary, we'd better stay away."

Han Zhou pointed to another building: "This was born in the interstellar era at the end of the ancient times. It is called a bar and nightclub. This place is different from that ancient building. Here, there are not only male customers, but also female customers."

"The loud music, intoxicated alcohol, and dim lights are the most likely to make people have primitive impulses."

Wang Duan shook his head: "I'm not used to it, I'm not used to it, it's too noisy."

Han Zhou pointed to another place: "Look, this was born in the interstellar era. It has the same effect as the ancient painting boat. It is also called Fengzhou. It floats in the sea of ​​stars in the universe. The matter of yin and yang, so happy!"

Wang Duan said seriously: "Sick seasick, this is not good."

Another place, here is a pure white layout, there is a woman in a nurse's uniform who is grabbing medicine.

Wang Duan looked over with doubts on his face: Is this the cosplay often seen on the Internet?

Han Zhou: "It's amazing here. This is the street where you spend the most money..."

Wang Duan excitedly asked: "Do that here too?!"

Han Zhou turned to look at Wang Duan: "This is a hospital, and this hospital specializes in andrology."

"Ahem..." Wang Duan blushed a little, and continued to walk forward.

Soon, Han Zhou took Wang Duan into a boutique bar.

"In the virtual world in the early days, those who make a living in this area are all fake." Han Zhou: "Look at these beautiful girls, they are actually data streams."

After speaking, he sat down with Wang Duan and ordered some of the most expensive wines.

In the outside world, in the Immortal Profound Empire, these wines cannot be drunk without thousands of spiritual source crystals. Those who refine the Void or even those who are in the Dao realm may not often drink these wines.

But here, there are only thousands of spiritual source crystals.

Wang Duan picked up a glass of wine and drank it down: "Good wine!"

"Is this the bamboo wine brewed from the legendary Yindian Thunder Bamboo?"

"It is said that this kind of thunder bamboo is an excellent material for making thunder-type Taoist soldiers. It is used as a container for wine. It is very luxurious. I didn't expect it to taste like this. It is indeed a good wine that even... I miss it."

Han Zhou smiled: "It's nothing, this kind of dragon and phoenix carving is the real luxury."

"Here, all the drinks are fake, but the taste is exactly the same as real wine."

Wang Duan couldn't help taking a sip: "It's really good wine."

The two were drinking, and a few bunny girls came: "No. 0088 is at your service!"

Han Zhou smiled and said, "See, the heirs of the Wang family of Jianshen Mountain, you will be rewarded if you serve them well."

Several bunny girls sat down next to Wang Duan.

Wang Duan blushed: "Brother Han, is this bad?!"

Han Zhou: "They're all fake, they're all fake. Look at them, they're pretty, but they're not even pink skulls. They're just data streams."

One of the bunny girls smiled coquettishly: "How can you say that about her, she is an intelligent life!"

Wang Duan looked at them again, still not used to it.

Han Zhou: "Don't you want to understand women? You take this as a lesson? As a sword practice?!"

Wang Duan said seriously: "Is that so!? Let me try."

Soon, Wang Duan was drunk, surrounded by Yingying Yanyan, and lost himself.

……

Wang Duan woke up refreshed and didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

"This feeling……"

"I didn't expect to get drunk in the virtual world of the spiritual realm, and the body would fall into a deep sleep. It's no different from drinking those wines."

"No wonder there's such a boom in business."

Wang Duan took a look after waking up, there was a bill, Wang Duan glanced at the number, it was only more than 30 spirit source crystals, he didn't care at all.

Immediately send a message to Han Zhou: "Brother Han, we hit it off yesterday, I still have questions to ask Brother Han."

Han Zhou replied in seconds: "See you at the old place."

……

Waking up another day, Wang Duan had a strange feeling.

Although I knew it was a data stream, it was too real, and I was intoxicated.

The bunny girl the day before yesterday, the OL yesterday, what will it be today?

But Wang Duan doesn't feel right, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with learning to fall in love?
……

Before entering Gufeng Yihong Courtyard, Wang Duan took Han Zhou's hand: "Brother Han, I don't feel right."

Han Zhou was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"Don't smudge, it's too late, there are no private rooms."

How could there be no private rooms in the virtual world in the beginning?Even if there are hundreds of billions of users going to drink flower wine together in the virtual world in the early days, there are still too many private rooms.

Wang Duan is serious: "I want to learn how to fall in love with real people, not how to fall in love with virtual beings."

Han Zhou: "Then where can you find a real person to give you a love course?"

Wang Duan scratched his head: "No."

"Then it's over." Han Zhou: "Hurry up."

Wang Duan held Han Zhou again: "It's still not right, it's not right, it's not right."

"I didn't take a class on how to fall in love. Didn't they post it themselves after spending money?"

Han Zhou wiped his sweat, mother's wisdom, I have taught you the essence of the world and you are not satisfied.

Wang Duan is serious: "My mother said that a girl who really likes me is willing to endure hardships with me and accept the endless emptiness and years of torture on the road of cultivation."

"It definitely didn't come with money."

Han Zhou smiled: "When you see a girl, do you know how to talk to others? When you see a girl, do you know how to handle it properly?"

Wang Duan shook his head.

Han Zhou: "So, don't you need to practice!"

Wang Duan suddenly realized: "Understood, let's take this course tonight!"

Soon Wang Duan entered his class.

While drinking, Han Zhou got together with the manager of the store outside the box.

"70.00% goes to me, otherwise I will take people to other stores right away, and you won't even try to earn a cent."

The manager smiled awkwardly: "Grandpa, are you too greedy? Seventy percent is too much. How about five or five?"

"You don't have any gross cost, and you're not happy to earn [-]%?" Han Zhou asked back.

The manager complained: "How can there be no cost? The recipes of these wines cost money to buy, and it takes experimentation to test out the same taste and taste as the real wine. And those intelligent life, it must not... consume electricity Well!"

Han Zhou sneered: "Seventy percent don't want to? Then eighty..."

"Don't! [-]% is [-]%!" The manager wiped his sweat.

At this time, Wang Duan came out: "[-]% of what?"

Manager Han Zhou quickly left, and then turned around: "Hehe, I'm negotiating with the shopkeeper."

"With my Han Zhou's face, it's no problem to get a [-]% discount."

Wang Duan was immediately respectful, and cupped his hands: "It turns out that these few days, it was because of Brother Han's face that he paid [-]% less money, thank you Brother Han."

Han Zhou smiled: "It's okay, we are friends."

Wang Duan shook his head: "No!"

"I, Wang Duan, always know the difference when doing things."

"If I hadn't come out to look for Brother Han, I wouldn't know that it was because of Brother Han's face that I could get the discount. If I didn't know, wouldn't I feel that I am treating guests these days?"

"It's not good."

"How about we AA?"

Han Zhou was embarrassed: "A...A..."

"How to say?"

Wang Duan sincerely: "Brother Han, look, your face has been discounted by [-]%, but things like worldly face have to be paid back, and there is a cost."

"Even if it's [-]% off, it's our AA."

"The remaining [-]% ​​will be replenished to Brother Han."

Han Zhou laughed loudly: "Brother Wang, I just like a friend like you. Sincerely, I'm committed to you as a brother!"

"Come, come, drink."

……

The more you drink, the more people you encounter.

Soon, people who often hang out in the Nehong Street knew that Wang Duan and Han Zhou were drinking and having fun together every day.

"Isn't Han Zhou the fiancé of Princess Shenhuang of the Shengxuan royal family? Will Her Royal Highness beat him?"

"Wang Duan is quite good at playing from the mountain. He found the essence of the virtual world in the early days so quickly."

If Han Zhou himself knew about it, he would definitely be wronged.

Ma De Xiaobi's name is not wrong, it is not a thing, little boy...

Wang Duan hiccupped after another day of drinking, "Brother Han, I don't think so much about hundreds of thousands of spirit source crystals this day. I didn't expect that half a month later, I drank tens of millions of spirit source crystals." I've spent all my cash on me."

Han Zhou: "Damn, brother Wang has a lot of money, so if you take out any treasures and sell them, it's not a lot of money."

Wang Duan: "But now we are all in Sanshen Mountain, we can't sell things, and we can't recharge in the bank."

"It's simple." Han Zhou: "I, Mr. Han, is a bit of a scumbag in the financial industry. I also have acquaintances in Shengxuan Bank, and I also know people in Shengxuan Auction. I will let the person in charge of this business find you , must give a fair price.”

Wang Duan laughed loudly: "Brother Han, help me, then I can rest assured."

"By the way, Brother Han, what do you think of my course study?"

Han Zhou sighed: "Your course has six courses of treatment, one course a month, and now less than one course has passed."

"However... you are very talented, and you have almost learned it."

Little Pen doesn't want to either.

But Xiaobi got instructions from Han Zhou, and Han Zhou has already almost emptied the fairy bones.

Now there are only empty armor and the sharp spear left on the entire sacred seat, and only a few spines are left on the fairy bones.

Although the death aura and corpse poison haven't dissipated completely, if the immortal bones exuding the death aura disappeared, would the death aura still exist?

Immediately, the Three Gods Mountain will begin to change.

And Han Zhou asked Xiaobi to follow Ye Henzhi when the time came.

So this is the end of the little pen boy's career as a bartender.

Wang Duan was excited: "Then what kind of target should I look for?"

Han Zhou: "I can't help it. I can only give you some cheats. I have learned it by myself."

"There are still many lessons to learn, you have to study hard."

"Facing real people, you have to be cautious. You have to choose a good target, and then stalk them until you take them down. Otherwise, all previous efforts will be wasted. Okay, you put these books away."

Wang Duan saw that Han Zhou had sent some electronic documents to his mailbox.

"How to Choose a Marriage Target", "How to Write a Love Letter", "How to Create a Romance", "How to Deal with a Passionate Relationship", "Guide to Marriage Proposal".

In fact, this is the information Xiaobi found on the Internet.

"How to Choose a Marriage Target" was originally called "How to Identify a Rich Woman", "How to Write a Love Letter" was originally called "A Complete Collection of Funny Tasteful Love Talks", "How to Make Romance" was originally called "One Hundred and Eight Tips for Online Chat", "How to Handle Passionate Love" The original name of "Relationship" was "Detailed Explanation of PUA Techniques", and the original name of "Marriage Proposal Guide" was "Wedding Planning from Beginner to Master".

As if Wang Duan had found a treasure, he thanked him again and again before going offline.

After going offline, in the city outside Sanshen Mountain, Wang Duan was looking for a target while reading "How to Choose a Target for Marriage and Love".

"The book says that the more expensive the clothing, the more suitable it is as a target."

"Born with extravagance, the harder it is to approach, the more suitable it is to be a target."

"It is best to choose to be expensive, beautiful and young. Such goals must be empty and lonely."

"When multiple goals appear at the same time, unswervingly choose the best item."

It took Wang Duan some time to finally determine his goal.

Princess Xianxuan Linglong, the only daughter of Emperor Xianxuan Fengyun, Fengyun Hongjin.

"Brother Han's fiancée was originally a princess. I didn't expect that according to Brother Han's teaching, the target I found was Princess Xianxuan."

"Brother Han, you have passed on all the housekeeping skills to me!"

"Brother Han is such a good man!"

(End of this chapter)