Ford Tianguan

Chapter 42

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, hey, hey, hey, I patrolled the southern mountain and the northern mountain~~"

Huang Tian hummed a ditty, but it was also light.

The cats, dogs, cattle, sheep, and even chickens and ducks in the village could all see him, but Huang Tian had already gotten to know them well, so he didn't panic, and didn't disturb the villagers' rest.

Instead, the mice were sneaking around and looking around, and then the weasels, some started to catch the mice, and some wanted to get into the villagers' chicken coops.

As the captain of the security guard, no, it's an inspector, Huang Tian must protect the owner's property, no, it's to keep the animals safe.

Livestock, as an important asset in the countryside, is almost the treasure of the villagers. Weasels can eat mice, but if they want to eat chickens!Just don't take it too far.

What's more, Huang Tian's new official took office three fires, even if a fly sucked an extra mouthful of dung juice, Huang Tian could use it to make trouble.

What's more, it's this kind of weasel, Huang Tian directly waved the ghost torture stick, rushing over to drive the weasel away.

The weasel's eyes were emitting green light, and seeing Huang Tian was only a few inches in size, not much bigger than a mouse, although there was a divine light, he didn't pay attention to it, instead grinning his teeth, trying to drive him away, so as not to affect his eating chicken .

Seeing that the weasel dared to bark its teeth and grin, Huang Tian smiled, this is an exposure of stealing chickens, change it to open grabbing.

The next tactic was to escape to the ground, and he came to the weasel, and hit him on the leg with a ghost-shaping stick.

The weasel was in pain, so it wanted to bite Huang Tian back with its mouth, and there was a stench from its mouth.

Huang Tian couldn't get used to him, he used another tactic to hide, and when he reached his hind legs, a three-pronged fork was about to cross Xiaoju.

Feeling extremely dangerous, the weasel jumped forward and gave up eating the chicken.

Seeing that Huang Tian almost deprived himself of his innocence with a steel fork.

From then on, I was terrified. Although this weasel hadn't turned into a demon yet, he was already a few years old, so his intelligence was good, and he was about to turn into a demon.

What is this?She looks so small, why is she so tricky and weird?The weasel was resentful, knowing that if he couldn't crack his ability to hide from the ground, he might not be able to steal the chicken.

If he continues, he will probably be beaten again. If he is really raped, although he can fart with natural supernatural powers, but the ruined innocence cannot be made up for.

Therefore, the weasel could only leave angrily, but turned back while walking, and had to remember Huang Tian's appearance.

After driving away the weasel, Huang Tian was quite proud.

As a result, another big snake came, and it was still a poisonous snake. This poisonous snake was also wearing glasses. It was nearly one foot long, about seven or eight feet long.

Looking at the poisonous snake, Huang Tian also gasped for breath, not daring to take a breath anymore. When the time comes, global warming will be my fault again.

"If this poisonous snake enters the village and hides in a cool place, then it's okay, if it bites casually, it won't be eaten?" Huang Tian thought to himself, then rushed forward again, waving the three-pronged fork.

"No entry, no entry!"

The snake opened its own small fan, exposing its two ring eyes, the part in front that stands upright is as high as five or six Huangtians, the big snake is condescending, looking down at Huangtian, hissing sound.

"You're just passing by and thirsty, want to drink some water?" Huang Tian is also afraid of snakes, but fortunately he can understand snake language now, no wonder the mountain gods are the snake gods.

This big snake came from hundreds of miles away. Seeing the rain in Qingxuan Village, it was unusual. It was rain from the dragon god, so this kind of rain was also good for him. He was thirsty just on the way, so he wanted to drink it some water.

Huang Tian was a little curious, and asked with his head sideways, "Where are you rushing to?"

"Hiss."

"? To seek refuge with relatives?"

Huang Tian wanted to ask what kind of relatives he took refuge in, but Big Snake didn't say anything.

So I had no choice but to fetch some fresh rainwater myself and put it in front of the big snake.

The big snake drank the water, nodded slightly to Huang Tian, ​​then turned around and left, and continued on its way.

Huang Tian had just sent the big snake away, but he was still thinking about what kind of big snake monster came nearby, or a flood dragon, who could make this big snake travel hundreds of miles away to go and join him.

But then a gust of dark wind blew past, causing Huang Tian to come out of his contemplation, but he saw a big ghost, sneaking into the village.

It's just that the red enchantment of humanity made him a little jealous, but he still didn't pay attention to Huang Tian, ​​or in other words, Huang Tian was too short, he didn't see it at all.

This big ghost has an indigo face, disheveled hair, no clothes on the upper body, and only two large belts on the lower body wrapped in a half leather skirt. There are iron rings on both hands, feet, and even around the neck, which seem to be shackles The shape, holding a knife in one hand, the color of the knife is white, with a gap, it looks like a paper knife, holding a chain in the other hand, the chain is not too long, it can barely fall to the ground.

I saw this big ghost first touched the barrier with his hand and was burned by the yang fire, but his eyes lit up, and he felt that he could accept it, so he cut through the barrier with a knife, revealing a hole, and squeezed his body into the village through the gap among.

The yang energy in the village felt a slight burning pain to this big ghost, but it was not unacceptable. On the contrary, it made him absorb and refine some yang energy, and his body became more solid.

"The land old man spent a lot of effort and cast a lot of spells. Now this Qingxuan village is empty, just ask me to get some blood food and incense. If you can frighten a few foolish women and worship me, I can also act like a ghost."

Huang Tian's expression darkened when he heard his wishful thinking, eating blood, prostitution, intimidating mortals, which one is not a felony listed in the laws of ghosts and gods?
punishment!This is too much punishment!

It's only my first day on the job, and you hit me on the head.

Huang Tian immediately fled to the ground and stopped the big ghost: "Wu, that ugly monster! How dare you ignore my patrol inspection, trespass into the village house, and try to do something wrong! Before you make a big mistake, I have pity on you, a lonely ghost Survival is not easy, so hurry up and leave, or the god will break up your soul, not including supernatural power."

Seeing that Huang Tian was short in stature but had a very vicious mouth, the big ghost was furious with being scolded, and was so angry that his mustaches burst into flames. He couldn't help but mocked: "City God's Mansion is out of money, and they still can't recruit people. Find someone who is not weaned to watch the night parade."

"However, a three-inch-high diced radish, which is less than eight taels on the scale, dares to speak wild words, get out of the way quickly, and your grandpa will let you go, otherwise you will swallow it whole and chew it. You don't need to chew it, it doesn't taste very good, poor old lady gave birth to you like an egg, and came to this world for nothing."

Huang Tian went to work on his first day, and was about to take office as a new official. There were three fires, and only two fires were burned in the front, and they were not ready to burn. Huang Tian's current methods.

That big ghost taunted Huang Tian, ​​and was thinking about going to the cottage, just waiting for someone to get up at night, so that he can be scared, or go to the ancestral hall to steal some incense, if anyone is weak, You can still pester him, trick him into being his own believer, kill a chicken every three times, and get a sheep every five times, which is blood food.

(End of this chapter)