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Chapter 155 152. Bullying Xiuji, and being bullied again (4.1K words-please subscribe)
One night, small building, spring rain.

Two days later, all things proliferated, and greenery and red flowers seemed to suddenly emerge from the frozen ground, becoming the few colors that adorn the world.

The people of Yujing survived the Great War in Beimang, the civil strife in the master, and cultivated their health and rest, and finally saw the spring.

By the Changhong Lake, there are many outing tourists, shuttling back and forth, and most of them are teenagers and girls.

Girls usually live in deep boudoir, teenagers are also busy with reading and practicing swords on weekdays, they rarely see each other, even if they do meet, they are only a few around them, but now... the teenagers and girls are driven out in a swarm by the weather
The weather was fine and the wind was gentle.

Not in love, are you waiting for erotic pictures?

The Sicheng Jingzhao of Yujing either received some kind of order, or felt that they wanted to add some festiveness to this outing, which was to wash away the sadness of the previous war, so they moved out all the lights that could not be displayed in the original Lantern Festival. .

The Lantern Festival will start again on this nameless day.

The boys and girls are ready for an outing, and they can participate in the Lantern Festival at night, and they can also guess word puzzles
Beautiful scenery on a good day, joy in bitterness, people in the last days still want to live a colorful life.

Changhong Lake
The mud-legged man in commoner clothes is fishing with his trousers rolled up, and next to him is a woman in loose clothes and a veil.

But even though the woman's clothes were loose and she couldn't show her figure; even though she was wearing a veil and couldn't see her face, she could still see a bit of temptation and charm that couldn't be hidden no matter what.

Just a look in the eyes, a slight movement of catkins and long legs, can also be like a knife scraping bones, tickle people's hearts, make people addicted, unable to extricate themselves, thinking about what is going on under the veil A look that is all over the country and the city.

But no matter who it is, as long as they really see this woman, they can see the disgust written in her eyes.
She is so disgusted.

But even though she disliked it, she still endured it.

This woman is the queen of Dayan, the current queen mother, and the patriarch of the current royal family.
Next to her was Xia Yan.

Fengxiu conceded the bet, since Xia Yan solved the problem of his wife for her, she really went fishing with him, not only that, but also went to the night market and ate wontons together at night.

"It's so dirty." She finally couldn't help it anymore, her beautiful eyes were filled with anger, and she said coldly, "If I sit here for a while, I will definitely take a bath for three days and three nights when I go back."

Xia Yan flicked the fishing rod suddenly, a big fish came out of the water, and the water it brought splashed directly.

Many, many drops of water, like golden crystals falling from the sky, sprinkled on the two of them, and made the soil on the ground wet. The dust that was just sticking to the clothes and skirts suddenly turned into mud.

Fengxiu:? ? ?
The old clapper was trembling with anger, and his tender body trembled like a flower branch.

"you"

"I."

Fengxiu became more and more angry.

The words that popped out of her mind were "drag out and chop", "capital punishment is inevitable", "bold", "men are dogs, and dogs that don't obey should be beaten to death" and so on.

However, the man next to her was different from everyone else.
Therefore, when these words reached the lips, they were slightly softened and became: "Are you going to die?"

As he spoke, he slapped his arm with his hand.

Xia Yan smiled, pointed to the distance, and pointed around, where the boys and girls were having fun.

"Look, they're happy too."

Feng Xiu stared wide-eyed, and said: "But do you think I am happy?"

Xia Yan said: "Happy."

Fengxiu couldn't help being angry, she rolled her charming eyes, and said, "Which eye of yours sees Bengong happy?"

Xia Yan said: "Two eyes."

Immediately, he burst out laughing.

The more he laughed, the angrier Fengxiu became. She was the only one who exerted this feeling on others, but she never thought that someone would impose it on her now.
Xia Yan grabbed her hand, pointed to some dust on her skin, and said, "Xiu Ji, do you know what this is?"

"It's dust." Fengxiu snorted coldly, but she didn't refuse her hand being caught by him. On that day, the two of them did everything they should do, watched everything they needed to see, unlocked everything that could be unlocked, and unlocked everything that could be unlocked. What's there to be shy about?
Xia Yan said: "No, this is the smoke and fire in the world."

Fengxiu sneered, then grabbed the dirt with the other hand, sent it to Xia Yan's mouth, and said, "Then you have a taste?"

Xia Yan opened his mouth.

Fengxiu:? ? ?
Is it a competition with Bengong who will give in first?

This palace will not lose.

The dirt in her hand got closer and closer to Xia Yan's mouth.

The two looked at each other, but Xia Yan had no intention of shutting up or avoiding it.

The old clapper's heart swelled, and his hands quickened.

brush! !

The soil was completely sent into Xia Yan's mouth.

Then, under Fengxiu's shocked gaze, Xia Yan choked on the dirt.

Fengxiu:? ? ?
Xia Yan said: "Look, in fact, there is really smoke and fire in the soil."

Fengxiu:? ? ?
Xia Yan continued: "Some things, if you haven't tried them, you will never discover the truth."

Feng Xiu sneered, grabbed another handful of dirt, and said, "Again?"

Xia Yan opened his mouth.

Feed the soil for Fengxiu.

Xia Yan eats dirt.

Hello Fengxiu
Xia Yan eat again
Fengxiu's delicate body seemed to be frozen, and she sat there.

Xia Yan said with a smile: "Look, you always think that it is impossible to eat something, but in fact, you can only know the truth if you try it."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed another handful of soil and stuffed it into his mouth, then happily swallowed it under the increasingly shocked eyes of the Queen Mother.

Seeing that he was eating happily, Feng Xiu felt a little skeptical about life. Speaking of which, she really didn't know the taste of soil.

Hence.
The tall, spotless old bangzi, who looked down on anyone, slowly raised his soil-stained hand, put a finger next to the tempting lips, stretched out his tongue, and nimbly touched the dirt on the fingertips.

Suddenly, the old clapper turned into petrification.

Xia Yan asked: "Is it delicious?"

The old clapper is numb.

She said lightly: "You say there are some things, if you haven't tried it, you will never discover the truth"

Xia Yan said: "The truth is, only after you eat it will you realize that it is really bad."

Old Clapper:
Xia Yan turned his head and continued fishing.

For some reason, he was very happy, especially when he saw the old aunt Xiuji eating dirt, he felt even more revengeful.

Fengxiu didn't dare to say it: "You actually teased me?"

Xia Yan pointed to the distance, where there was a couple chasing after him, and said, "Aren't they also teasing each other?"

Fengxiu is numb.

She was a little angry, but found that she was not so angry.

Thinking about it carefully, no one in this world has ever been so angry with her.

So she said: "Eat wontons in the evening, don't tease me anymore."

Xia Yan said: "Yes, yes, my queen mother."

Fengxiu was not so disgusted when she heard this novel tone and address.

In the night market, the lights are like daylight, and fish and dragons dance on the streets.

In a wonton shop, a woman yelled "Ah", which attracted everyone's attention.

The man next to the woman hurriedly covered the woman's mouth, and then smiled at the people around her.

Feng Xiu glared and said softly: "You lied to me again, so many peppers"

In front of her, Xia Yan dug three big spoonfuls of chili into a bowl, and ate it all in one go.

This time, not only Fengxiu, but also the people around were dumbfounded.

This chili is abnormally spicy, and it is also one of the characteristics of this shop. Why did this person eat three spoonfuls in one go?
"Spicy? That's all." Xia Yan looked at Fengxiu with a smile.

He just likes to see Fengxiu angry.

However, these words attracted the "hostility" of others.

The owner of the shop put down his work and came over and said, "Guest officer, this chili pepper is the specialty of our shop. If you don't think it's spicy, the little old man is a little unhappy."

Fengxiu's gaze gave birth to a female prestige, doesn't this commoner have eyes?
However, her gaze was blocked by Xia Yan's hand.
How can ordinary people withstand her coercion?

Xia Yan smiled and said, "Then what is the boss' intention?"

The shop owner said: "Either the guest officer can justify the name of my shop chili, or"

"What else?" Xia Yan asked.

The boss said: "Either way, let's eat a can of chili in front of everyone here. If you can eat it without any problems, the little old man will be convinced. From now on, the shop, guest officials can come and go as they please, and wontons are free of charge."

After the words fell, everyone gasped.

A little bit of this chili will be too spicy to kill, who can eat a can?
The boss is also very confident.

Xia Yan smiled and said, "Come here."

The boss sneered and brought the perverted hot peppers from the bottom of the box.

Then, Xia Yan ate all the can of chili in front of him, and asked without blushing, "Is there any more?"

the boss stayed
Fengxiu looked numb from the side.

After a long time, the boss came back to his senses and said: "Your Excellency, please give your name. From now on, Your Excellency and Madam will come here. All wontons will be free of charge."

The numb Fengxiu is angry again, what madam?
Xia Yan covered her mouth again.

Xia Yan said: "My name is Yang Guo, and my cheapest name is Liu Long'er."

Fengxiu:? ? ?
The boss said: "Little old man, remember, from now on, we will be free of order for two wontons. You just need to report your name."

into the night.

The queen mother returned to the palace.

Today, she had an unforgettable day. Also, a day that has never been seen before.

No one in the world dared to tease her like this, and no one would surprise her so much.

Yoshihisa
There was a sound from under the bedding.

"How dare you tease me, I will bully the emperor tomorrow!"

The old clapper finally remembered the little waste she had thrown in the Qilin Pavilion in his mind, and it was said that he hadn't seen the emperor for a long time.

Now, times have changed a lot.

The Sima Wei who was supported by the Master and the God of War died.

Sima Wei couldn't accept the reality of failure, he fell into the lake in a frenzy, and drowned when he was salvaged.

To make matters worse, none of the women he sent to have fun with him was pregnant with royal blood, presumably Sima Wei himself had a problem.

And all of this should be explained clearly to the little trash.

The next day, early in the morning.
Then a great master of the dark factory came to summon the emperor, saying that the queen mother wanted to see him.

Then, the great master temporarily replaced Bai Suli, and asked the latter to drive the emperor to the Hall of Compassion.

This sudden attack by old aunt Xiu Ji left Xia Yan speechless for no reason.
Not long after, the carriage slowly stopped at the Hall of Compassion.

Bai Suli wasn't worried about her husband, so she led the horse and sat on the royal mat to wait.

Xia Yan steps in
At the end of the stone steps, the Empress Dowager was still wearing a dark golden phoenix robe, her long legs and jade feet were stretched out, she was stroking the Nine Dragons Jade Seal in her hand as if she was playing, and she said without raising her head when she saw someone coming: "Sima Bai, there are some things that I hope you can do." Know."

"What's the matter?"

The Empress Dowager raised her head proudly, her figure changed, and she suddenly turned into the appearance of Meng Yuanqing, and she showed it in front of the emperor so generously, and then said:
"This palace is good at the art of transformation.

The queen, in fact, has always been my palace."

Xia Yan: .
He had to put on an exaggerated look of shock to match Xiu Ji.

"How could this be?"

The queen mother said: "So, you should understand that it is impossible for the queen to give birth to an heir for you."

Xia Yan said: "Then you said before that you want me to work hard to give birth to an heir, otherwise I am useless."

"Oh, just teasing you." The queen mother said calmly.

Looking at the appearance of the emperor, she felt a sense of pleasure in her heart for revenge.

Yesterday she was tortured enough by Xia Yan, and today she caught the emperor and tortured her to death.

The queen mother said: "Now that Sima Wei is dead, the burden of the royal family's reproduction is still on you. The crown prince is uncertain, and the world is in trouble.

I want you to give birth to an heir as soon as possible.

Therefore, I promise you to make Concubine Xue pregnant.

At the same time, I want to marry you. "

"Marriage? Queen Mother, you should know." Xia Yan resisted directly.

The Queen Mother interrupted him and said, "Give marriage to Meng Shiyu, and let her give birth to an heir for you at the same time."

Xia Yan was stunned.

He thought for a while, and suddenly understood Xiu Ji's thoughts.

Xiu Ji had a showdown with him today because she probably didn't want "Master Yan" to see her pretending to be a queen to tease the emperor.

At the same time, it should be for Lord Yan's sake to give him the marriage dream master.

Everyone in Yujing knows that the emperor's love is deeply rooted, and he loves General Meng deeply.

It's a pity that General Meng is a general on horseback and cannot stay with the king in the deep palace forever.

It has to be said that it is a pity.

Normally, the Queen Mother would not let Meng Shiyu marry him.

But now, the Empress Dowager made such a decision in order to reproduce the royal heirs and show her favor to Lord Yan.

It was a decision that he couldn't refuse at all.

The queen mother's decree was passed down quickly.

The emperor's decree also followed.

These two decrees are both from Fengxiu's hands, anyway, Yuxi is in her hands.
Imperial City
Forbidden army, Weitai.

After listening to the two orders, General Meng didn't dare to resist. She dared to talk back to the eldest lady, but how dare she talk back to the queen mother?

For a moment, holding two imperial decrees in her hand, she stood blankly at the entrance of the guard tower of the imperial guards. She didn't react until the servant who came to deliver the decree said "Congratulations" and left.

The soldiers under her command were also shocked.
These days, these soldiers have been overwhelmed by General Meng's bravery.

General Meng really rushed to the front when fighting, which made those soldiers who were still thinking about fighting soy sauce feel embarrassed not to keep up.

Moreover, General Meng's military skills are very powerful, which made the soldiers truly recognize this female general.

Coupled with the appearance of General Meng, the soldiers have secretly enshrined her as the "Flower of the Forbidden Army" of the Forbidden Army.

Although there is also a well-known female general in the Forbidden Army——Li Manman, one of the "Six Fiends of the Forbidden Army".

However, Li Manman couldn't compare with General Meng in terms of appearance.

Now, this flower of the forbidden army is going to marry into the deep palace.
This made the imperial guards feel angry, because anyone felt that this would disappoint General Meng's talent.

The big flag is flying, hunting and flying in the spring breeze.

Only after the drum beat stopped, there were still soldiers and horses practicing on the school field, criss-crossing back and forth.

"The flames of war have not yet started, when it is time for a man to serve the country, why do you want to enter the deep palace?!"

General Meng clenched his fingers tightly, grasping the imperial decree, with a look of grief and indignation on his face.

Suddenly, she remembered something, and murmured: "But, I'm not a man, I'm not a man. Woooooo."

(End of this chapter)