Strange world, I can seal the gods

Chapter 135 Cui Huo: My wife is the most virtuous in the world!

Iron and stone will not turn into gold and silver for no reason, and all have to be filled by the mysterious power that monks have absorbed from heaven and earth.

Cultivators are just monks, after all, they are not immortal gods. The power of a monk’s Taoism is related to his life. One day’s increase in Taoism can increase his lifespan by one day. If the growth of Taoism cannot keep up with the consumption of life, a monk will not be able to survive a hundred years after all. Deadline.

Mana is not obtained out of thin air, but obtained by constantly stealing the good fortune of the world and the mysteries of the sun and the moon.

If you want to live well in the mundane world, you can't do without money.

"Brother, look what I brought you." Yang Erlang carried an old sow on his shoulders. The old sow had a bulging belly, and it seemed that she was not far away from giving birth.

At this time, the old sow was lying on Yang Erlang's shoulder with a docile expression, as if the whole pig's face was written with docility.

"Well, you Yang Erlang, I really have you." Cui Yu looked at the old sow on Yang Erlang's shoulder and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Put it in my pigsty first, thanks to the fact that I repaired the small pen in advance, and the big one will be repaired later."

Cui Yu was overjoyed, and quickly directed Yang Erlang to put the old sow into the pigsty, exaggerating: "Brother, your strength is too great."

"Come on, I'll call you wolves, tigers and leopards, eat some bear bile, and you have such strength." At this point, Yang Erlang stuffed the old sow into the pigsty:

"Since you taught me martial arts the night before last, little brother, I feel that there is always an inexhaustible force in my body that is constantly expanding, and my strength is constantly increasing. It stands to reason that my little brother has such a wonderful method, and his strength is even greater than mine. Why? Are you envious of me?"

"Oh, it's hard to say." Cui Yu looked at the old sow in the pen: "There is no comparison between people. I am a normal person, but you are not a human being!"

"What?" Yang Erlang was taken aback.

Cui Yu patted the dust on his hands and washed them carefully with clean water: "When you came back, did you see any strange people at the entrance of the village?".

"Our village is full of people. If you insist on saying something good about our Li family village, which one are you talking about?" Yang Erlang asked.

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it." Cui Yu shook his head thinking of the Jianghu people around Lijia Village.

Yang Erlang looked at the old sow in the pigsty and said, "Brother, I hunted an elk in the mountains today, let's barbecue it tonight."

"By the way, besides pigweed, what else does this old sow eat?" Cui Yu asked.

"Pigs are omnivores, they can eat anything." Yang Erlang enthusiastically introduced the skills of raising pigs to Cui Yu.

That night
Cui Yu and Yang Erlang were roasting elk in the yard, eating happily, but inside the belly of the old sow in the pigsty, at this time the old Taoist was out of breath.

"You bastard! What a bastard! How old I am, I have been reincarnated as a wild boar. There is a time domain in this place that has been turned into a forbidden area. You are really a bastard. I blame that damn bastard. Otherwise, I, Old Zhu, would not have chased me all the way." , crashed into the penalty area?" A certain piglet in the sow's belly cursed.

After scolding Cui Yu, he scolded Nanhua again: "That dog thief Nanhua, I don't believe that he doesn't know that there is a time zone here. He must come here for the power of time, but he didn't remind me. He is really an asshole. I."

It's just that reincarnated as a pig, although it was not what he wanted in his heart, but the matter has come to this point, but he can only make mistakes and make mistakes, there is nothing he can do.

All of his abilities were obliterated by the power of time, only a bit of true spirit fell into the womb of the canopy, all of his abilities disappeared, and the only thing he could do right now was to embark on the road of cultivation again.

"It's just starting from scratch, from a pig fetus to a great monk who can rule the world, but it's difficult!" Zhu Wuneng said in a low mood: "It's not without benefits, at least I escaped the recruitment of the demon town. But now I'm reincarnated as a pig, However, I accidentally used the innate energy in the pig fetus to refine my true spirit, and had the opportunity to perfectly integrate with the embryo of that canopy, transforming me into a primordial canopy. My time is running out. Although reincarnated, my lifespan will not be recalculated. My current lifespan is already in jeopardy. It is not my fault that I condensed the canopy embryo, condensed a little canopy spirit and fell into the embryo of the innate canopy , I am afraid that at this time, the lifespan is exhausted and the fetus is stillborn."

The pig womb transformed by the old Taoist chattered, not daring to delay for a moment, and the canopy changed in the womb.Accompanied by his running skills, it turned out to be unexpectedly smooth, a ray of unprecedented energy gathered in the body, and the blood in the body was tempered by that opportunity, and it was even stained with a little golden yellow.

"Innate vitality? The blood of the ancient canopy?" Zhu Wuneng was stunned in the pig's womb: "It is said that the canopy is the ancestor of all pigs in the world. Something to do with it?"

After the banquet was over, Yang Erlang left and went to sleep soundly in the mountains. Cui Yu carried the lantern and walked all the way to the village head. Looking at the dark Liangjie Mountains, the dark mountains and vegetation seemed to become a single tree. The giant beast with its mouth wide open will swallow itself in one gulp as long as Cui Yu walks out.

"Impossible! How can I still have hallucinations when I have cultivated to my level. Someone called me in the mountains today, chasing me and telling me to hand over the Golden Elixir of Myriad Tribulations." Cui Yu stood at the head of the village holding a lantern , I was a little surprised and uncertain: "Could it be that I have a guilty conscience? It shouldn't be! Who can tell me a little bit about the golden elixir I obtained by my own ability?"

Standing at the head of the village and watching for a while, Cui Yu walked back with a lantern in his hand: "Don't worry about it, I'll go out and have a look tomorrow."

When I came to the pigsty, I looked at the sleeping old sow and grinned: "I will live here for a long time in the future, and raising pigs is the kingly way. The inflation of the Great Zhou Dynasty, Gold and silver are not as good as paper, and only food is the biggest hard currency.”

The outside world is wonderful.It's wonderful for the strong.After Cui Yu saw a truly powerful man who could change the world at the foot of Qunyu Mountain, he was hooked again.

"It's best to find a qi training formula and use it to increase the blood of the gods. It's not suitable to always eat the corpse ancestor." Cui Yu fell asleep in the room muttering.

Cui Yu stayed in the small mountain village for two days, using sparrow eagles to observe the surrounding area for hundreds of miles, but there was no suspicious person, and now there are all kinds of people looking for chance treasures near Liangjie Mountain, Cui Yu's observation seems to be useless .

On the third day, Cui Yu went to the well of the gods and demons, and after drawing dozens of wisps of divine blood from the female demon, he stepped out of Li's village cautiously.

Standing at the place where the time barrier separates the Two Boundary Mountains, Cui Yu stood there for a long time before stepping out expressionlessly, making up his mind that if something happens or someone sneaks up on him, he will flee back immediately.

Sparrowhawk was left by him to guard the house, watching over his old sow so as not to be stolen by others, then Cui Yu staggered out of Lijia Village, and went around in circles outside Lijia Village for another half an hour. Drilling indiscriminately, I just hit some pigweed and came to the secret place where I hid.

"Father! Mother!" Cui Yu came to the mountain and saw his parents decorating the house with red satin: "What are you doing?"

"Get married! I will prepare a new house for you!" Mother Cui said with a smile, "Let me tell you, Nini is a good girl. You should treat her better in the future. If you let her down, mother will never forgive you."

Mushini on the side was numb!The little face stood there stiffly, like a wooden stake.

What can she do?
She is also very helpless!

"Don't worry, even if you are married, I will not touch you. You are too young now, follow me to practice hard in the future, I will find a good master for you, and when you succeed in cultivation in the future, we will be a Wouldn't it be wonderful to be a happy couple of immortals?" Cui Yu came to Munini's side and patted Munini's shoulder.

"Really?" Munini's numb eyes finally had light, and a pair of water-like pupils sparkled.

"Of course it's true. Why did I lie to you?" Cui Yu tapped on Muni's shoulder: "I don't even look at you. If you want to have no breasts, no cheeks, a whole immature yellow-haired girl, big brother treats you Not interested."

Cui Yu stroked the little girl's head, like stroking his little pet: "Go, bring me a basin of water to wash my feet."

"..." The goodwill that finally rose in Munini's heart dissipated in an instant.

But he still turned around obediently and went to serve the water, his white teeth were grinding and grinding: "Good boy, dare to teach my mother to serve you water for washing your feet, it's really boring. Don't let it fall into the hands of my mother." Come on, otherwise my mother will insist on you..."

Mu Shini thought about it, and felt that it was not good to cut it off, something inappropriate: "I must ask you to kneel on the ground every day to warm my bed."

Time flies, two days slip away, and in the blink of an eye, it's the day of the big wedding.

Cui Yu put on a big red robe, and Munini next to him was stunned like a doll, looking at the surrounding scenery as if sleepwalking: "This is getting married? My old lady is getting married now? I, Muni Ni will also get married one day?"

Munini couldn't believe it. She thought that she would contribute to the unification of the Demon Sect all her life, and she would die alone, but who knew that she actually got married!

She, Muni, will also get married one day?
Yu at the side was also wearing a big red robe, his whole body looked like a ball of flames, his cheeks were flushed with excitement, and he was in a state of extreme excitement.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Two thanks to the high hall."

"Happy husband and wife."

Yang Erlang was the officiant next to him, and he didn't feel that it was abnormal for his family not to marry a wife.

"Enter the bridal chamber!"

Yang Erlang shouted loudly.

Cui Yu was a little dizzy, it was the first time he got married in two lifetimes, and it seemed that the feeling of getting married was very subtle, indescribably subtle.

Holding two red ribbons in his hand, with two big red flowers tied on the red ribbons, Cui Yu led the two daughters into the new house.

lit tall candle
Red lanterns hanging high

Cui Yu sat at the head of the bed, looking at the children in big red robes, one big and one small together, the whole room was glowing red, Cui Yu couldn't help but look in a trance, thousands of distracting thoughts erupted in his body, there was a kind of trance that was unreal Countless thoughts exploded in my mind.

Xin Yuan didn't know when he appeared in the corner, looking at Cui Yu quietly, with a look of satisfaction in his eyes.

I don't know how long I waited until Gao Zhu left tears, and Cui Yu came back to his senses, took out a golden pole in his hand, and picked it towards the big red hijab.

outside the house

Cui Lu and Cui Li had already gone to sleep, and Cui's mother, Cui Huhu and Yang Erlang sat drinking together.

Mother Cui's expression was a little dazed: "Eighteen years have passed before I knew it, I'm getting old, my son is married, and I'm going to have a grandson soon."

"Yeah, time flies, and it will be 18 years in a blink of an eye." Cui Huo was a little moved, and reached out to hold Cui's mother's palm: "Do you know? 18 years ago, I felt that my time was wasted. You, I know what it means to be alive, what is my pursuit! That is more meaningful and important than life! It is you who make my life more meaningful."

Cui Huhu touched Cui's mother's hands emotionally, and his eyes were full of sincerity: "You are the meaning of my life, thank God for letting me meet you. Although you are very ordinary, sometimes you are stingy and not good-looking , I’m not in good shape, I always pick my feet and talk when I eat, I don’t care about etiquette at all, and the food I cook is also terrible, but I don’t know why I like you. I like you to the bone! I feel that meeting you is the greatest thing in my life pleasure."

Mother Cui's face was moved when she heard the first half of Cui Huhu's words, but after hearing the second half, she rolled her eyes in anger.

What is very ordinary?

What is petty?

What does it mean to be in bad shape?
When did she pick her feet while eating?Was she picking her feet?She was drugging Tiger Cui!
The food I cook is not good?
I don't understand Confucian etiquette?
Mother Cui's lungs were about to explode when she heard this!
"You sleep on the floor tonight!" After speaking, he slammed the door and walked out of the room.

Cui Huhu looked at the angry mother Cui, and looked at Yang Erlang in confusion: "What? Did I say something wrong? Did I say something wrong? I just told the truth? Why is she angry?"

Yang Erlang was speechless and didn't answer. He picked up the melon seeds on the table and walked out of the house while knocking.

"I haven't finished my sentence yet!" Cui Huo scratched his head and said to the candle, "Thank you for liking such an ordinary me too! You really like me as a person, not the aura attached to me."

Unfortunately, Mother Cui did not hear this sentence.

"My wife, it is my blessing to have you! The greatest blessing in my life!" Cui Huo shouted out of the yard, then fell on the bed, looked at the roof and giggled:

"Don't worry, even if the world changes drastically, I will protect this peace. I will never allow anyone to hurt your wife." Cui Huo gritted his teeth, as if he was constantly strengthening his will:

"No one can tear our family apart."

Cui Huhu, who was talking, didn't notice that a wisp of green smoke slowly blew in from the window.

(End of this chapter)