Strange world, I can seal the gods

Chapter 142 Buddha: Is this something humans can do?

Seeing that Yang Erlang had turned into a red-hot branding iron, Master Nanhua thought that he needed his own help, but who knew that the transformation of the other party was already on the right track, and he didn't need his help at all.

Perfect evolution!

Evolution at its most flawless.

"It's unimaginable, it's unimaginable." Nanhua Daoist touched his chin: "Should I think about it now, how is Zhu Wuneng now? How did the blood in Zhu Wuneng's embryo get into Yang Erlang's body?"

Thinking of this incident, Master Nanhua couldn't help feeling panic and uneasiness.

"Master, how is this little brother now?" Shoucheng asked seeing Master Nanhua look away.

"Look at him well in the hut. Before he wakes up, don't leave half a step. I have something to do as a teacher, so I have to go down the mountain." Master Nanhua instructed, and then walked down the mountain in a hurry .

Shoucheng looked at the old Taoist's leaving footsteps, showing a touch of surprise. Since his master became a Taoist, the world has always been calm. When did he fall into such a mess?

"Brother, is it difficult to change the bloodline?" Zhang Jiao asked cautiously beside him.

"It's not much different from the difficulty of directly becoming a fairy and becoming an ancestor." Shoucheng looked at Zhang Jiao: "This is a rare commodity. But whether the mutation is good or bad depends entirely on God's will."

Let's say that Cui Yu went back to the yard, looked at the little pigs in the room who hadn't woken up, and then at the little pigs in the pigsty, he just didn't do anything, and started sharpening his knife again.

Just cut it all off
Only then did Master Nanhua step into the village, and he could hear the heart-piercing howls of piglets from afar.

Then Master Nanhua was stunned, and stared blankly into the distance: "What is the little pig howling? What is that kid doing?"

Immortal Nanhua suddenly felt excited, and quickly quickened his pace, and he arrived outside Cui Yu's house not long after.

"What's wrong with your pig? Why do you hear wolves crying and howling ghosts from so far away?"

Cui Yu was licking the pig, and after sprinkling a handful of penicillin on the pig's butt, Cui Yu was holding the pig's balls in his hand, when he heard Nan Hua's voice behind him.

At this time, Master Nanhua looked at the little pig trampled by Cui Yu, dripping with blood, and his eyes showed nervousness.Moreover, he didn't see Zhu Wuneng's reincarnated body in the pigsty, and a bad premonition suddenly came to his heart.

"It's nothing, it's just a pig." Cui Yu said without raising his head.

Piggy?

Master Nanhua was taken aback when he heard the words, after all, there is no such thing as a pig in this world.

Seeing that the other party didn't understand, Cui Yu explained: "It's just to castrate the boar."

"Casting the boar? What are you doing castrating the boar?" Nanhua Daoist's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and he immediately became anxious: "Bow? How can you castrate a pig?".

"The reason why pork smells fishy is because its yang energy is too strong. The only way to get rid of the fishy smell is to castrate it." Cui Yu explained, with a surprised expression on his face:
"Isn't the Taoist priest helping my elder brother's blood transformation? Why do you have time to come to me?"

Zhu Wuneng has been castrated, how can Master Nanhua have time to take care of Master Nanhua, at this moment he stretched his neck and looked into the pigsty: "One is missing! One is missing! Where is the one that is missing?"

Nanhua real person is lucky, if Zhu Wuneng is not seen from the back, does it mean that Zhu Wuneng has not suffered a catastrophe yet?

"You old Taoist, why don't you take good care of my elder brother and come to my house to look for pigs?" Cui Yu reprimanded angrily.

昨夜
Just when Cui Yu raped Zhu Wuneng, and Zhu Wuneng wanted to give up his body, the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West had a premonition.

West
Thatched Cottage Front

An old monk and a nun in white are sitting upright, their whole body is full of vitality, entering an unpredictable place.

That unpredictable place is the pure land of Buddhist bliss, where the Great Leiyin Temple is located.

Elysium
Daleiyin Temple
The Buddha lived on the throne, emitting immeasurable divine light to cover the three thousand worlds, but he saw the three thousand Buddhas, five hundred Aruo, eight great Vajras, and boundless Bodhisattvas in various forms, and fell into listening to the lecture.

The Tathagata opened his mouth slightly, perfunctorily perfunctory the Dafa, and preached the righteous fruit. He talked about the wonderful scriptures of the Three Vehicles and the Surangama of the Five Aggregates.But seeing the dragon surrounded that day, the flowers and rain are colorful.It is exactly: the Zen mind shines brightly on the thousand rivers and moons, and the true nature is clear and encompasses thousands of miles of sky.

in the center of the hall

There is a pool, the water in the pool is shimmering and shining with colorful lights.

Although it is only Zhang Xu, there are thousands of miles of waves. In the center of the pool, there are countless lotus flowers, big and small. Only four of them are the most brilliant, sticking out their heads from the countless lotus flowers, and they are Zhang Xu taller than the other lotus flowers.

Just when Zhu Wuneng gave up his body and wanted to take away Cui Yu, suddenly the water in the pool was filled with waves, and one of the four most outstanding lotus flowers suddenly withered its branches and leaves and fell into the blue waves.

The branches and leaves seemed to be immeasurably heavy, and the smashed sea rolled up boundless blue waves. The Buddha, who was in the middle of the waves, was drenched head-on, and the three thousand Buddhas beside him were also caught off guard and drowned.

Among the four great Bodhisattvas over there, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva wet her skirt, Manjusri Bodhisattva wet her head, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva wet her head scarf, and the last eighteen arhats were washed down by waves, and raindrops hung on the bodies of the three thousand Buddhas.

All of a sudden, all the Buddhas in Lingshan panicked, and all the Bodhisattvas and Arhats looked into the Eight Treasures Lotus Pond one after another, their eyes full of horror.

The Buddha stopped teaching the Dharma, frowned and stretched out his palm to calculate quickly.

"Buddha, the eight-treasure lotus pond contains divine water, which has infinite magical effects. It can make flowers and plants immortal and evergreen. Why does a lotus flower wither suddenly?" Samantabhadra Bodhisattva asked.

After a long time, the Buddha opened his eyes and looked at the Buddhas: "It's just that my Buddhist energy has changed."

At this time, the Buddha's face twitched, and he felt hot when he sat up on the lotus seat under his body, and his whole face was full of tangled colors.

Before everyone could ask questions, the Buddha looked at Guanyin and said, "This matter still requires the Bodhisattva to go to Liangjie Mountain for a walk. Only the nectar in the mutton fat jade bottle can resolve disasters."

Master Avalokitesvara clasped his hands together: "The disciple takes orders."

external
The old monk and the nun opened their eyes at the same time

"Old Ancestor." The nun in white looked at the old monk with horror in her eyes: "What happened to cause such disturbances in the Dharma Realm?"

"There is a problem with Zhu Wuneng's human robbery. You need to go to this matter in person. Only your poplar nectar can help him." The old monk said with a sad face.

The nun didn't say much, but just turned into a white smoke and dissipated in place.

Immortal Nanhua was lucky at this time, watching a busy pig grab another pig, and the egg was cut out with a knife in his hand. Immortal Nanhua couldn't help clamping his legs, and said to himself:
"His mother, this kid's disposition is distorted, I'm afraid he's going to become a demon. Zhu Wuneng will also be raped by him, right?"

The old Taoist felt a little bit pained, and he was really anxious at this moment:
"Where's Zhu Wuneng?"

"What shed?" Cui Yu asked after hearing the words.

Real Nanhua paused, looked up at the back of Cui Yu, who was busy with the pig, and saw that the other party didn't hear clearly, so he quickly changed the subject: "Where's that fierce pig last night? What are you going to do with it? That pig has a bad temper. Cruel, but you must not be careless, and you need to think of a proper way."

"Forget it." Cui Yu said without raising his head: "No matter how cruel his temperament is, he will be as gentle as a sheep after he is done."

"Aren't you?" Real Nanhua's heart clicked, his pupils shrank involuntarily, and he raised his head suddenly to look at Cui Yu's back, his voice was distorted:

"Is it a shame??? No way!!!"

The worst has happened!
"Don't joke with the old Taoist, that pig will not be able to!"

"Why not?" Cui Yu smiled disdainfully: "Isn't it just a pig? How dare you upset the uncle, and if you don't, will he still keep it and continue to harm the pigsty?"

While talking, a handful of penicillin was spilled, and two balls fell on Nan Hua's feet, causing Nan Hua's body to tremble in fright.

Nanhua Daoist was a little panicked, that is the dignified patriarch Zhu Wuneng, one of the seven sons of Laoshan, who was raped by an ordinary man, if it spreads out, it will definitely become the laughing stock of the world, the stain of Zhu Wuneng's life, the relationship between the two will never end.

Moreover, Zhu Wuneng will definitely hate himself if he sees death and refuses to save him.

Zhu Wuneng doesn't have the ability to be reborn with flesh and blood, and he doesn't have the means to reconnect severed limbs. What's lost can never be reattached.

Real Nan Hua panicked!I couldn't believe my ears, and forced a smile: "Don't be kidding! I like that pig very much. I will buy it back at the market price? It happens that I also want to raise a pig at home."

He regretted it a little. If he had known that Cui Yu was so dangerous, he should have bought the pig back sooner.

"Is that kidding you?" Cui Yu pointed at the egg on the tree angrily: "See, it was just fucked last night. The pig is in the house. If you want to buy it, you can buy it back."

Looking at the two oval-shaped balls, the real Nanhua only felt that his breath was stagnant. He stood up suddenly and rushed into the room. He saw the ancestor Zhu Wuneng lying on the ground and the blood flowing from the back of the opponent's buttocks. shrink.

"Bang~"

After the door was closed, Master Nanhua exited quickly, and stood in front of the door with a pale face without saying a word, not daring to take a second look into the room.

Patriarch Zhu Wuneng!

That is the majestic ancestor Zhu Wuneng, a key part of the Western plan!
What a big deal!

Something really happened!

I just want to wait for the other party to survive the catastrophe. How did things become like this?

"I said Nanhua is really old-fashioned, why are you in a hurry?" Just as Nanhua was standing outside the door with a face full of confusion, he suddenly heard the wind in his ears, and then saw Cui Yu's slap land on the back of Nanhua's head, hitting him hard Nanhua Daoist was shocked.

"Why did you give him away?" Nanhua real person became anxious at this moment: "How could you give him away!!!"

"What's the matter? Is it normal to be a pig? Why are you making such a fuss today? If it's a boar, it will have a fishy smell. What's wrong with me? Is it natural?" Cui Yu didn't care, and turned Turn around and continue flipping the roast.

"But... but..." Nanhua Daoist pointed to the ancestor Zhu Wuneng in the room, and for a moment he didn't know how to speak.

"Are you still buying it or not?" Cui Yu looked at the real person Nanhua and asked with a smile.

Nan Hua Daoist stomped his feet at last, and turned into a bitter face and walked away.

He is ashamed to see the ancestor Zhu Wuneng, and if he meets the ancestor Zhu Wuneng in the future, he will have to make a detour.

How do you get along with each other if you look up and see you when you look down?
Master Nanhua can imagine that this beam has been knotted.With Zhu Wuneng's stingy and grudge-loving temper, not only did he hate himself, Cui Yu would also be hated deeply by him, and he would have to kill Cui Yu to take revenge.

Moreover, Cui Yu ruined the plan of Da Leiyin Temple, I am afraid that Da Leiyin Temple will not let it go!

Seeing Nanhua's back going away, Cui Yu shook his head: "Why are you so weird? Things have been weird these days."

Ignoring the away Nanhua real person, Cui Yu looked at the motionless little piggy on the ground, stepped forward and kicked it lightly with his feet.

It is rare for pigs to die. As long as they are not infected, they can live easily and smoothly.

Especially with the penicillin prepared by Cui Yu himself, coupled with the natural resistance of pigs, Cui Yu has been slaughtering pigs in that world for six years, and he hasn't died yet.

After kicking twice, but there was no response, Cui Yu said differently, "It shouldn't be! I just cut up the little piggy last night, so he shouldn't be sleeping so dead."

He squatted down, pawed twice with his hands, and then scratched his head: "Why did you sleep so hard? Doesn't it hurt if you get raped?"

He twitched the little pig's head vigorously, but he was still falling asleep drowsily.

Piggy's primordial spirit is no longer in his body, how could he wake up?Not to mention Cui Yu whipping, even if Cui Yu chopped the little pig with a knife, the little pig would never wake up.

Touching the little pig's body, it was still warm, to confirm that the little pig was not dead, Cui Yu gave the little pig some anti-inflammatory drugs, and then just walked out of the house.

Five piglets were killed last night, Cui Yu couldn't bear to throw them away, so he boiled water directly.

Cui Yu looked at the cold little piglets, but he wasn't too sad. He packed firewood to boil water, shed the four piglets, disemboweled them, flavored them with herbs, and then started making roasted suckling pigs.

Lose big!Four pigs were killed last night, leaving only five pigs in a litter.Fortunately, there are three old sows who are also pregnant. Cui Yu muttered while roasting the pig, but within half an hour, the aroma of the roast suckling pig drifted along the wind, heading in all directions.

"I really miss it. How long has it been since I ate roast suckling pig?" Cui Yuzhuo looked at the golden piglets, the corners of his mouth curled up.

After thinking about it, he got water and washed the little pig's balls: "This is a good thing. In the previous life, it would be a great tonic."

There is nothing to say about Cui Yu's barbecue method, the aroma was already overflowing after a while, and he grabbed a bite, and Cui Yu's mouth was full of oil: "When my big brother comes, I want to invite him to try my cooking."

"Speaking of which, Nanhua Master is so weird today?" Cui Yu was halfway through eating, and looked at the little pig in the room through the crack of the door: "Could it be that this pig is different?"

Cui Yu raised his vigilance in his heart: "Even if there is a history, so what? It's too late, even if there is a great history, it's too late! Besides, what kind of history can a pig have? Can he write? Won't you write for me?"

(End of this chapter)