Strange world, I can seal the gods

Chapter 145 Is pork delicious?
Pushing open the door and walking into the house, he saw that the house was empty, and walked past the two recently built pigpens, but still did not see the little pig, so Yang Erlang became a little anxious, and suddenly a bad feeling rose in his heart:
"Where's that pig?" Yang Erlang searched around but couldn't find it, and his eyes fell on Cui Yu: "A grown pig is only the price of an old ginseng, this is a rare opportunity to make a fortune, if it weren't for the Little aunt wants to do meritorious deeds, and I won't be taken advantage of by this."

While talking, Yang Erlang took another bite of roast suckling pig.

Fragrant!
Really fragrant!

"You really want to buy that little piggy?" Cui Yu looked at Yang Erlang with his eyes.

"Of course I want to buy it." Yang Erlang said.

"Five roots of old wild ginseng?"

"Five-rooted old mountain ginseng is not deceptive to children and old people." Yang Erlang said.

"It's just a little pig, how can it be worth five old ginseng?" Cui Yu rolled his eyes, then calmly put down the thigh he was nibbling on.

"Of course pigs who do good deeds are different." Yang Erlang said.

"That pig is so valuable. If it is cut off, the four legs will be worth an old ginseng, the ribs will be worth an old ginseng, and the head will be worth an old ginseng, right?" Cui Yu was counting the pork on the chopping board. .

While speaking, he stepped forward and snatched the pig's trotters from Nan Hua's mouth.

"What are you doing?" Daoist Nan Hua was stunned: "I just ate one of your pig's trotters. No one is so stingy. Are you short of money? Can I buy it?"

"Just according to Erlang's price, I'll buy your pig's head for an old ginseng." Nan Hua muttered dissatisfiedly, holding the roasted suckling pig's head beside him.

Cui Yu's eyes lit up when he heard Nanhua real person offer the price, and he didn't stop him this time.

He picked up the pig's head and gnawed it down.

Well, it’s so sweet!

Suddenly there was a 'crack' sound in his mouth, and the muscles on Nan Hua's painful face twisted: "Boy, what iron utensil did you put in the pork? Could it be that you want to get rich and kill yourself?"

Real Nanhua burst into tears of pain, and suddenly opened his mouth to spit out a rake the size of a soybean.

"This thing is really delicate." Nan Hua looked at the small rake in his hand, and praised it at this time.

The Bodhisattva's eyes fell on the rake in Nanhua's hand, but his face turned pale, and his moist eyes fell on the rake. He felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

"I don't know, maybe the pig ate something iron that stuck between his teeth and didn't clean it out." Cui Yu said unhurriedly.

"Quickly stop talking, that little pig has five old wild ginseng, you should deliver them quickly." Nanhua Daoist casually threw the small rake on the table, and continued to feast.

Fragrant!
Well, it’s so sweet!

I can't stop after eating it!

Over there, Yang Erlang was very anxious, he had no intention of settling accounts with him, so he could only pander to him indiscriminately: "Yes, this pig is quite valuable."

Cui Yu said without raising his head: "I really want to do this business, but unfortunately the pig is dead, do you still want to buy it?"

"Dead?" Yang Erlang was taken aback for a moment, then glanced at the distraught Bodhisattva, and found that the Bodhisattva's complexion was a little abnormal, and nodded: "Death can also perform deeds to save such vicious evil spirits, so naturally I have to buy them."

What are you afraid of when you die?
Bodhisattvas have nectar from poplar branches, and that is nothing.

The matter of life and death is difficult to say.The life and death of mortals and the life and death of gods and Buddhas are two concepts.

A flowery smile appeared on Cui Yu's face, then he rolled his eyes, smiled wickedly, turned around and stretched out his greasy hands: "Thanks for looking back, five old ginseng."

Yang Erlang took out five old wild ginseng from his bosom.

"You are really willing to do it. In order to please my little aunt, I don't care about five old ginseng. Unfortunately, my aunt is a monk, and your five old ginseng are destined to be meat buns and dogs. You will never return." Cui Yu's mouth hung. With a playful smile.

He had to admit that the appearance of little master Miaoshan in front of him was the only one he had ever seen in his life, and even Yu Ji was far inferior.

The most important thing is that pure, quiet, peaceful temperament, and detached demeanor, which is even more admirable in people's hearts.

"Stop talking nonsense, my aunt is a monk, so I can't make jokes like this. Hurry up and get that little pig out." Yang Erlang quickly changed the subject.

Those are the Four Great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, and he doesn't want to be hated by the other party for wearing small shoes.

But the bodhisattva is the most merciful, the other party has no intention of offending, how can the bodhisattva care?
Cui Yu packed the roasted suckling pig on the table and sent them to Yang Erlang, then stuffed the old ginseng into his arms with a smile:
"Ang~, don't worry about the pig, the pig can't run away there, and the pork will be cold if you don't eat it! Eat meat, eat meat."

Cui Yu kept persuading Yang Erlang to eat meat.

"You take the pig out for us first." Yang Erlang munched on the meat and gnawed on the bones at the same time.

"There's no rush about the pig. If we're a brother, can you miss your pig? Eat the meat while it's hot. It's bad when it's cold. After eating the meat while it's hot, look for the pig later." Cui Yu kept persuading.

Hearing this, Yang Erlang felt that it was the same, so he no longer refused, and sat there and began to feast.

"Why don't you eat?" Yang Erlang looked at Cui Yu with his eyes, gnawing on the big bones while drinking the wine.

"I was full just now. You introduced such a big business for me, of course I want to thank you, you can eat quickly." Cui Yu eagerly poured wine for Yang Erlang, and then poured for Miao Shan A bowl of plain water: "Master, drink water."

Miao Shan was frowning at this time, dead pigs and swindled pigs are two kinds of difficulties.A pair of eyes stared at the rake on the table, dazed there, but there was still luck in his heart.After catching the water brought by Cui Yu, his lips moved and he hesitated to speak, but he still didn't speak in the end.

For half an hour, Yang Erlang patted his belly full of wine and food.

The one-month-old little piggy didn't have much meat, and Nan Hua and Yang Erlang ate it together, and Yang Erlang ate it up quickly, leaving only bones and half a pig's head:

"It's really good! The pigs here are really good. Let's eat and drink enough, you quickly take that piggy out!"

"Thanks for your patronage, let's settle the bill."

Yang Erlang, who was eating roasted pig's head, was stunned and stared blankly at Cui Yu: "What do you mean?"

"It's settled!" Cui Yu said as a matter of course.

"Where's the pig?" Yang Erlang was puzzled.

"Is pork delicious?" Cui Yu asked.

"It's delicious, I've never eaten such delicious pork..." Yang Erlang said here, his eyes swept over the bones on the desk.

The real Nanhua stopped his movements, and the pork in his throat could not be swallowed no matter what.His eyes glanced at the rake on the table, and then he stopped, his whole body could not help but shudder, half of the pig's head rolled to the ground in his hand, and his voice was all scooped up:
"Sanlang, you won't tell me that this is the one we roasted?"

On the side, Yang Erlang began to roll in his belly, looking at Cui Yu with a pale face:

"Brother, you won't tell me that this is the one we baked?"

"What do you think?" Cui Yu counted the money with a smile.

Yang Erlang's face turned pale, he quickly kicked the pig's head away, and then looked at the Bodhisattva: "Master, I really don't know! I am innocent! Who would have thought that this grandson is so... so bold...."

"Let me tell you, the pig was eaten by you, and I will not refund the money." Cui Yu's eyes were full of alertness, pointing to the bone dregs on the ground: "Master Aunt wants to save you, you can use bone dregs. "

Immortal Nanhua turned pale, and pointed at Cui Yu with trembling fingers: "You can't teach a child! You really are a big devil! You...how can you act like this?"

Cui Yu smiled and said nothing, Yang Erlang looked at the Bodhisattva, but saw the Bodhisattva turned pale and turned away.

"Auntie! Auntie!" Yang Erlang panicked when he saw this scene, dropped the pig bone and hurried to catch up.

Seeing the backs of the two going away, Cui Yu smiled unkindly: "It's a pity, Yang Erlang, who has always been shrewd, is also an idiot, and he fell in love with a nun."

"Isn't it just eating a roast suckling pig? If you want to save yourself, you can just change it? Women are women, and nuns who become monks are also women. Women's nature is to hold grudges!" Cui Yu muttered:

"They're both pigs, so you have to choose which one? Sure enough, it's a woman's nature to love acting."

After speaking, he touched the wild ginseng in his arms: "Well, my little sister has saved up another portion of her dowry."

Let's say that the Bodhisattva and Yang Erlang hurried out of the two worlds, and Yang Erlang chased after the Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, that kid is just a mortal body, how did he know the ancestor Zhu Wuneng? Bodhisattva, please don't blame him! Don't blame him he."

"You underestimate the poor nun." Bodhisattva shook his head: "He is just a mortal, how can I blame him? I just thought that Zhu Wuneng was cast into a pig's womb first. Now that his soul has not yet reunited, he has died again and suffered calamity , I couldn’t help feeling anxious. In fact, when I entered the courtyard and saw the young man, the first time I looked at Qi, I noticed the aura of Zhu Wuneng’s ancestor in that young man. At that time, I was lucky and thought it was the young man and Zhu Wuneng I have been in contact for a long time, and I have been contaminated with Zhu Wuneng's breath, but who knows... Zhu Wuneng died, and the true spirit does not know where to go, whether it can be reborn, what should I do? If the true spirit is gone , that would really be powerless."

"Bodhisattva, don't worry, Zhu Wuneng's true spirit has stuck to the young man." Nanhua Daoist said beside him, "I suspect that Zhu Wuneng wanted to seize Cui Yu before he died, but failed to seize the house, and the true spirit was trapped in Cui Yu. inside the fish."

"The ancestor's supernatural powers are boundless, and he can't make a mistake." The Bodhisattva at the side felt a little numb, and really didn't know what to do:
"This time things are in serious trouble. Zhu Wuneng's body was destroyed, and his true spirit was trapped in Cui Yu's body. What should we do now?"

Bodhisattva also had a headache.

"If the physical body is not destroyed, there is still a roundabout way, but now the physical body..." Bodhisattva looked at the stomachs of Yang Erlang and Nanhua Daoist, Yang Erlang couldn't help being ashamed, showing an ugly smile.

"I've heard that there is a golden lotus of merit in the West. Why don't you follow the example of the third prince? Back in the day, the flesh was cut to return the father, and the bone was cut to return the mother." Nanhua old Taoist priest said.

"That is the golden lotus of merit and virtue. Even the Buddha is not allowed to transfer it without authorization. We need to ask the ancient lamp burning Buddha and the past Buddha about this matter. If it can be done, it will be cheaper for him!" Bodhisattva sighed.

"What about the true spirit? Now I can't bear torment anymore?" Yang Erlang said.

"Tricking Cui Yu out of Liangjie Mountain, I am casting a spell to take out Zhu Wuneng's true spirit. Now that Zhu Wuneng's body has been destroyed, the true spirit has nowhere to rest. It is better to stay in his body temporarily." The Bodhisattva is also helpless.

"Would you like to say hello to Zhu Wuneng's master? I'm afraid the Laoshan side will not let it go." Nan Hua's face was a little hesitant.

"There's no need to cause trouble, just give him an advantage to shut up." Bodhisattva said.

Master Nanhua looked at Miao Shan's pale face and said with a smile: "This matter may not be a bad thing for Buddhism."

Bodhisattva was taken aback.

"How rebellious is Zhu Wuneng? If he knows that Buddhism is planning on him, how can he give up? He will definitely go to Lingshan desperately. Now the Bodhisattva has saved Zhu Wuneng's body and helped him escape from the catastrophe, completely fused with the canopy embryo, and turned into a real It's too late to be grateful to the Bodhisattva for the ancient canopy. Besides, when the canopy is resurrected, the Bodhisattva can also use some means, otherwise the old fellow Zhu Wuneng will live, and his temperament will be greatly changed due to the influence of the canopy embryo." Nanhua real person smiled. road.

The Bodhisattva thought about it. If Zhu Wuneng was at his peak, he would want to imprison him.But now... Cui Yu made such a fuss, if the Bodhisattva helped him, he would be Zhu Wuneng's reborn parents.

"The benefactor might as well recognize a son at that time, and the discipline Zhu Wu can honor you honestly." Yang Erlang said.

Miao Shan's complexion changed, and her innocent complexion began to turn rosy.

"The old ancestor has profound Taoism. If he eats Zhu Wuneng's body, he will be saved. It's just that after Zhu Wuneng is resurrected, he must ask the old ancestor to repay his favor." Miao Shan looked at Nanhua.

Nan Hua smiled wryly, he really couldn't speak clearly now!
He originally wanted to watch Zhu Wu survive the catastrophe, but who knew that Cui Yu would kill him immediately if he disagreed?

Not to mention, he was roasted, and it was so delicious?

Can this be blamed on him?
Gods and Buddhas also want to eat!

Who can stand such a fragrant roast suckling pig?
"I have a few drops of Sanguang Shenshui, which can help him." Nanhua's heart was bleeding.

"It's good, if Zhu Wuneng has a spirit in the sky, he will definitely be grateful to the real person." Miao Shan laughed together.

"I still have a bit of innate energy, so I've given him a body too." Hearing Miao Shan's threat, Master Nanhua kept twitching the corners of his mouth.

Miao Shan nodded in satisfaction: "The lotus in the lotus pond of the Eight Treasures of Merit is related to my Buddhist aura. I don't dare to make decisions on my own. I still need to discuss it with the Buddha. Then Cui Yu will be watched by Lao Er, but don't want to live longer." Things got twisted."

"Erlang, do you hear that?" Nanhua real person looked at Yang Erlang.

"Leave it to the disciple, the disciple will definitely watch over it every day, and never leave half a step away." Yang Erlang quickly raised his hand to promise.

The Bodhisattva felt relieved, glanced at Yang Erlang, and then at Master Nanhua: "It's good fortune for you to be able to learn from the Master! It's so early."

"Does the real person want to intervene in the karma of the Great Zhou royal family?" Bodhisattva Miao Shan asked.

Nanhua smiled when he heard the words: "Sooner or later, Dazhou and I will face each other, one day! Sooner or later, I am not afraid of the karma of the royal family of Dazhou."

(End of this chapter)