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Chapter 157 Zhu Wuneng overthrows Miaoshan
Chapter 157 Zhu Wuneng overthrows Miaoshan
Walking back to the house, Cui Yu began to practice martial arts. On the second day, he took a look at Zhu Wuneng who was tied up, and then carried the bamboo basket on his back to hunt pigweed in the mountains.
Let's talk about that Master Miaoshan, after pinching his fingers and realizing that Zhu Wuneng was lost and fell into Cui Yu's hands, his whole body became bad.
He rushed to Lijia Village in a hurry, searched for opportunities all the way, and came to Cui Yu's location, and he saw Zhu Wuneng who was chained in the yard, and his life was worse than death.
Seeing Miao Shan, Zhu Wuneng rolled over and got up with a grunt, as if seeing a relative, tears filled his eyes and he quickly stretched out his hoof to shake.
"You evil beast, you don't know how to repent, and you dare to come out to be fierce!" Seeing Zhu Wuneng, Miao Shan reprimanded him with a grim expression.
Zhu Wuneng lost the ability to speak at this time, but his hooves softened and he knelt down on the ground, begging Miao Shan for mercy.
Miao Shan swept across the room, saw that Cui Yu was not there, pushed open the door and walked into the yard, was about to reach out to break the wire, then froze for a moment: "No! Zhu Wu Neng is the supreme water in the ancient canopy, all flesh and blood Reinforced steel and iron bones are indestructible, even if it is a canopy in childhood, it is by no means injurious to the strong below the catastrophe. Let alone a mere piece of iron wire? And it is the simplest iron wire?"
Miao Shan stopped his movements, looked at the iron wire carefully, his eyes wandered on the wire, and sure enough, he seemed to see a light blue silk thread in the microscopic world at the deepest part of the wire.
That line of sight was faintly visible, turning into a big net, covering Zhu Wuneng's whole body, blocking Zhu Wuneng's energy, blood, and abilities.
Miao Shan's expression became serious, and the hand that was about to be stretched out was slowly retracted, staring at the blue silk screen on Zhu Wuneng's body and groaning.
"How is it? Bodhisattva, you took the initiative to save my old Zhu from my troubles! My old Zhu is willing to take refuge in Daleiyin Temple and Buddhism." Zhu Wuneng was anxious, and kept kowtowing as he watched Master Miaoshan retracting his palm.
God knows when Cui Yu's psychopath will get overwhelmed and cut himself off.
Miao Shan took out a white jade-colored jade purification bottle, and then the jade purification bottle emitted a ray of light, which actually separated the energy mechanism of the Kunlun Mirror.
Then the white light flickered in his hand, pointing at Zhu Wuneng's nose.
The wire broke, and Zhu Wuneng got out of trouble, but the water-blue wire mesh broke with the wire, and merged into the depths of Zhu Wuneng's blood.
Seeing this scene, Zhu Wuneng's face suddenly changed.
The silk net turned into chains, binding Zhu Wuneng's blood. If the chains are not removed, Zhu Wuneng is a mortal body, and even a little bit of the power of the ancient blood cannot be used.
"Bodhisattva, please be gracious and help me remove the restriction on my body." Zhu Wuneng slid his front hooves across the ground, leaving marks one after another.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to break through this method." Master Miaoshan looked ugly, took back the jade bottle, looked at Zhu Wuneng, and said angrily: "I told you to run around, and finally rescued you. It's all right now, but Getting into trouble again."
Zhu Wuneng remained silent and lowered his head, not daring to refute Miao Shan's words.
Even Miao Shan couldn't save herself, so is there anyone else who can?
Unless it is the Buddha of the Western world who came.
"Coincidentally, the Buddha is preparing to visit Liangjie Mountain to discuss the Dao with Nanhua Daoist in person these days. Maybe he can break the forbidden law on you. However, the forbidden law on your body is an ancient method. It is best to blend with your blood. Don't place too much hope. You are an ancient creature, and even you can't break free, let alone Buddha. Buddha is not omnipotent!" Miao Shan pointed at Zhu Wuneng's head and kept yelling.
Just as he was yelling, suddenly there was a laugh from outside the yard: "Yo, I didn't expect the little teacher to come, so I'm so rude!"
Cui Yu was wearing coarse linen clothes, trousers rolled up, straw sandals, sleeves rolled up, a hair bag wrapped around his head, and a bundle of pigweed on his back. He looked at Miaoshan with a dirty face, and his eyes were full of joy.
This little nun is so pretty!
Especially the kind of temperament that can be seen from a distance but not played with, it makes people's hearts throbbing, and there is an urge to worship.
Miao Shan wore a white gauze, smiled at Cui Yu and said, "So it's Cui Xinshi."
Cui Yu put the pigweed on the ground, suddenly seeing Zhu Wuneng's steel wire break, he couldn't help but change color, stepped forward and pulled Miao Shan away, and pulled away: "Master, be careful, this beast is very fierce, and I like it the most." Assaulting people. I was washing in the stream yesterday, but who knew that this vicious animal had brought a rake from nowhere, and built it on my head, almost smashing my head. Thanks to my body protection, otherwise I would be killed by this Obstacles cost lives."
"I saw that this thing is a bit miraculous. When I caught it back, I was about to raise it for breeding, and to raise another litter of piglets in the future. I didn't expect to see it for a while, and he bit the wire!" Cui Yu looked surprised, and stepped forward to push Zhu Wuneng to the ground. On the ground, he took out the steel wire and passed it through Zhu Wuneng's nose and tied it aside:
"This evil beast is naturally vicious. I thought that if he had an owner, I would ask his owner for an explanation. But I yelled in the woods for an hour, but no one claimed it. I wanted to kill him, but It's a pity that he died, it's better to stay and breed."
Miao Shan opened his mouth, originally wanting to beg for mercy, but he swallowed the words when he heard Cui Yu say, 'ask his master for an explanation'.
But when he heard that Cui Yu was going to breed with Zhu Wuneng, his heart still trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.
"This pig doesn't look like an ordinary pig. It looks a bit like a wild animal." Miao Shan changed the subject: "It's a pity to kill and eat meat. How much meat can such a small pig have? Why not?" Keep the breeding. In the future, you can eat his offspring and grandchildren, countless prehistoric alien species."
Hearing the words, Zhu Wuneng looked at Master Miaoshan, his eyes were full of begging for mercy, especially when he thought of breeding, and his children and grandchildren would be eaten by others, Zhu Wuneng couldn't help but shuddered, but unfortunately he couldn't speak.
"It's not bad to raise it as a mount." Cui Yu took the conversation beside him.
Pigs are much fiercer than tigers and bears.
Although riding a pig is not good-looking, it is practical!
As a mount?One of the majestic Seven Patriarchs of Laoshan going to serve as a mount for others?
Miao Shan shuddered: I can't see it!
I'm afraid that Laoshan and Cui Yu will never die.
"What is little master doing here today?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan was at a loss for words for a while, but facing Zhu Wuneng's pleading eyes, he could only bite the bullet and say: "The poor Nidu transformed a pig the day before yesterday, but I always feel that the merit is not enough, now I want to transform another pig, and I hope the believers will complete it. "
"Do you want to release the animals?" Cui Yu was stunned, and looked at the little nun: "Master, have you ever thought about whether the piglets you released can survive in the mountains? If they are eaten by those wolves, tigers and leopards, they might as well give them to you." I ate it!"
"The merit must be done after all. If it is eaten by wolves, tigers and leopards, it will be his fate. And my merit is still my merit." Miao Shan folded his hands together: "I also ask the believers to complete it."
Cui Yu pointed at the pigsty: "Which one does Shigu like, just take it away."
"Only this one can't do it! This little pig is too tough and the most ferocious. If my little aunt takes him away and asks him to kill you, it will be my fault." Cui Yu pointed again. Zhu Wuneng, shut Miao Shan's mouth.
Miaoshan was speechless when she heard the words, and all the words were blocked back.
But how can Miao Shan be a simple person?
How could he be blocked by Cui Yu's words?
"It's okay, poor nuns have the means to subdue demons, the more ferocious they are, the greater the merits will be when they are transformed. If they are not ferocious, there is no merit to be transformed." Miao Shan's face was pious, showing that I would not go to hell , who looks like hell.
Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan, what kind of means could subdue demons with his delicate and fleshy body?
In case of being bitten to death by this little pig, it will only increase the number of murders!
What's more, the pig has to stay for breeding.
"Do you have the ability to subdue demons?" Cui Yu looked up and down the little nun, Miao Shan smiled and looked at Cui Yu sincerely.
"Can you pick the moon from the stars?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan's smile froze on his face, facing Cui Yu's sincere face, the small fists in his sleeves were clenched suddenly, and he really wanted to punch that sunny face with his fist.
Look, does this speak human words?
Take the stars to pick the moon?
There is no such thing as picking the stars and picking the moon in Kyushu!
Do you know how heavy a star is?
"Can you?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan's smile was a little stiff, and she shook her head: "I can't."
"Then can you mend the sky and celebrate the sun?" Cui Yu asked again.
Miao Shan's smile disappeared, she couldn't speak, she just shook her head.
"No way!" Cui Yu scratched his head: "Then can you bring the dead back to life?"
Facing those pure eyes, Miao Shan lowered her head and remained silent, feeling an inexplicable shame in her heart for some reason.
"I can't even dare to say that I have the ability to subdue demons and demons." Cui Yu looked at the little nun who bowed his head, and for some reason, he stretched out his hand and touched the little nun's head:
"I also said that I believe in Buddhism. Lying and bragging are the biggest taboos in Buddhism." Cui Yu rubbed the little nun's head.
Every man has a perverted mentality of touching the little nun's head.
Cui Yu's palm fell, time and space seemed to be frozen, Zhu Wuneng's eyes widened, he stuffed his hoof into his mouth and bit it, and roared in his heart: "What did I see? Someone touched Miao Shan's head? Someone touched Miao Shan's head! Then But Miao Shan!"
Zhu Wuneng felt that Cui Yu had reached the pinnacle of his life.
Miao Shanru was struck by lightning, where was her body stiff, then she raised her head and looked at Cui Yu blankly: Is my head being patted?
Facing Miao Shan's pure eyes, Cui Yu suddenly smiled awkwardly, and withdrew his palm in embarrassment: "You can't take this pig anymore, get another one/This pig is too ferocious, you can't subdue it!"
Miao Shan's eyelids trembled, and he clasped his hands together and recited 'Amitabha Buddha', but he was not annoyed, he just looked at Cui Yu with a smile: "Although I don't have the incredible power that the believers said, I'm just a wild boar. Ni is confident that he can be transformed."
"I don't believe it! You can't even pick the stars to pick the moon, yet you dare to say that you have supernatural powers!" Cui Yu shook his head, shaking his head hard.
There was no big word in Miao Shan's mind.
Take the stars to pick the moon?
The old fairy Nanhua can't do it, can he?
Could it be that in your heart, picking the stars and picking the moon is the only way to subdue demons?
"How about I make a bet with the believer?" Miao Shan changed the subject.
For Cui Yu's head-touching killing, Miao Shan was not angry, she was a truly powerful monk.
Gods and Buddhas will never have the villain character of revenge, otherwise, they will not be gods and Buddhas, but evil gods!
Whether you scold him or slander him, he will never blame you.
He will only sigh that you can't look back, and shed tears for your obsession.
"How to gamble?" Cui Yu became interested: "You, a nun, also gamble? Isn't gambling one of the eight precepts of Buddhism?"
Miao Shan was at a loss for words, and forced a smile: "The poor nun's state of mind is enough, the Tao doesn't have to stick to the form."
"I recite a sutra for this little pig. If he can be influenced by me, how about the believers ask me to take this pig away?" Miao Shan looked at Cui Yu.
"You can convert him by reciting the scriptures once? I don't believe it! If you can convert him, you can take him away." Cui Yu said with a smile.
Such a delicate and weak little nun can transform a ferocious wild boar by reciting scriptures once?What a joke!
Not far away, a stone in Cui Yu's yard suddenly opened his eyes, showing a strange smile, then slowly closed his eyes and burrowed into the ground.
Seeing this, Miao Shan sat cross-legged on the ground and began to chant scriptures to the little pig.
Seeing this, Zhu Wuneng was excited in his heart: "As expected of the Western religion, it is very good at fooling people."
Seeing Miao Shan reciting the scriptures, Zhu Wuneng was excited, as long as he cooperated with the deduction and made the prostration of being transformed, wouldn't the matter be accomplished?
Can I get out of trouble?
As for the restrictions on his body, Miao Shan must have a way to get Cui Yu to release them.
As Miao Shan recited scriptures, Zen sounds flowed in the yard, and Ganoderma lucidum and fairy grass swayed along with it.
Zhu Wuneng put his hooves together and made a gesture of worship, prostrating at Miao Shan's feet, then pinched the lotus seal with his hooves, and sat quietly on the ground.
"Look, my acting skills are very similar." Zhu Wuneng said to himself.
But who knows the next moment, an inexplicable irritability suddenly arises in my heart: "What kind of troubled son's Zen sound, it's like a fly buzzing, it's really annoying."
"Annoying! Annoying! It's too noisy! It's making me dizzy!" Zhu Wuneng was irritable, and a suffocation slowly rose in his heart.
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Cui Yu listened to the melodious Zen sound, and had to admit that the little nun was really good at reciting sutras, even he felt refreshed and absorbed in it.
"Aw~" At this moment, a pig blew, and then Zhu Wuneng jumped up suddenly, bared his fangs, and bit towards Miaoshan's knee: "Bitch, don't read it! It's going to be so noisy! "
The voice was full of irritability, and the pig's hum was full of roar.
"boom!"
Zhu Wuneng suddenly exploded, which was really beyond Miao Shan's expectations, causing Miao Shan to be unprepared, and was knocked to the ground by Zhu Wuneng, crushing an unknown amount of Ganoderma lucidum.
That Zhu Wuneng still didn't stop, opened his bloody mouth, mouth full of fangs, and shot at Miao Shan's calf.
Seeing the little nun rolling on the ground with her hair crowned and her clothes covered in mud, Cui Yu woke up with a start, and quickly shouted angrily: "Evil, dare you!"
The voice was full of thunder and anger, and the silk net attached to Zhu Wuneng's body was thought to restrain him, and then the little pig screamed and fell to the ground.
At this time, neither Miao Shan nor Cui Yu noticed a proud expression on the face of a stone not far away: "Little nun, the chanting of scriptures is so noisy, and you dare to suppress Lao Tzu's little brother. It’s wishful thinking! If you don’t show how powerful you are, you don’t know how powerful the Demon Lord is.”
"Auntie, are you alright?" Cui Yu quickly stepped forward to help the little nun up.
At this time, Miao Shan's face was stiff, and she couldn't laugh anymore, and stared at Zhu Wu Neng with eyes full of anger.
Shame on you!
In the future, if people find out that he was the second in command of the Great Leiyin Temple, he was overthrown by a pig, how shameful would he be?
After overturning Miao Shan, Zhu Wuneng also regained his sobriety, and then he was stunned, standing there blankly, looking at Miao Shan with a livid face, his body couldn't help trembling.
he was wronged 1
He really doesn't know anything!
I don't know where the evil fire came from, and it shot out directly.
Zhu Wuneng felt that he was wronged, not ordinary wronged!
what does he do
He did nothing!To give Miao Shan a break for no reason like this, the beam is considered to be settled.
I don't know where the evil fire in my heart came from.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the field froze, everyone looked at each other, and their eyes were full of weirdness.
"Plop~" Zhu Wuneng's ancestor didn't say a word, knelt down on the ground and started to kowtow, the kowtow was so simple.
It's all reduced to this level, don't you shudder after kowtowing?
Miao Shan's complexion was not good, her eyes were fixed on Zhu Wuneng, she stood up in embarrassment, her body trembling with anger.
It was agreed that everyone would perform a scene together, but in the end, that's how you messed up the stage?
Too cruel!
If this matter gets out, I, Miao Shan, will be attacked by a pig, am I shameless?
Is the Western Great Leiyin Temple shameless?
Cui Yu supported Miao Shan, the little nun's body was slender and soft as if she had no bones.
"Are you okay? Look, I said this beast is unruly and unruly. You don't have supernatural powers and mana, so it's hard to tame at all." Cui Yu couldn't help but sarcastically.
"It's hard to get rid of the impurity of this evil animal. Believers might as well castrate him to get rid of his vigor." Miao Shan gritted her teeth.
This Zhu Wuneng is too shameless.
"Auntie is joking, I still want to save the breeding." Cui Yu said with a smile.
Zhu Wuneng lay on the ground, his body trembling, trembling with fright.
He is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of Cui Yu's inhuman methods.
"There is no cure for this evil beast, so it doesn't matter if you don't save it." After finishing speaking, Miao Shan pushed Cui Yu away, and limped out of the gate of Cui's house.
Looking at Miao Shan's back, Zhu Wuneng screamed desperately: "Master! Help me! I didn't mean it! I really don't know what's going on, don't leave me here!"
Seeing Miao Shan go farther and farther, Zhu Wuneng's body trembled, his eyes were full of fear, and he looked at Cui Yu tremblingly and fearfully.
"You bastard, you are really vicious. You are jealous of such a beautiful little nun." Cui Yu shook his head, and turned to harvest the Ganoderma lucidum in the yard.
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Behind a huge Ganoderma lucidum, Xin Yuan pulled half of his body out of the soil, and then hummed a little tune proudly: "Zhu Wuneng is my little brother, you little nun still wants to become a monk, it's just wishful thinking."
Let’s say that Miao Shan left Cui Yu’s house, gradually regained his composure, and turned to look at Cui Yu’s courtyard: “It shouldn’t be, Zhu Wuneng has already received my Buddha’s curse, so he absolutely dare not have such a violent reaction. But why did he Why didn't you cooperate with me? At that time, Zhu Wuneng was like a demonic obstacle...a magical obstacle? A magical obstacle?"
Miao Shan was stunned, and suddenly thought of something: "Xin Yuan, Yi Ma? Zhu Wuneng's Xin Yuan also appeared?"
She suddenly remembered, how similar is Zhu Wuneng at this time to when she was crossing the catastrophe?
They're all in the same mood.
"It shouldn't be! With Zhu Wuneng's morality, he has already suppressed Xin Yuanyi, how could his Xin Yuang come out again? Could it be...? Last time Zhu Wuneng was raped by Cui Yu, the demon broke through the seal and re-stored in Zhu Wuneng's heart? Miao Shan stopped, looked at the empty house next to Cui Yu's house, and went straight to clean the yard.
She wants to settle here and secretly observe Zhu Wuneng's reaction.
In case Cui Yu is a pig, she can stop it in time.
"The Buddha should be invited here. There are great secrets in these two bounded mountains. Maybe with the Buddha's eyes, we can see through the Kunlun Mirror." Countless thoughts circulated in Miao Shan's mind.
Walk into the dilapidated house and start to pack it up.
Over there, Cui Yu also started to clean up the fairy grass Ganoderma lucidum in the yard. Seeing Zhu Wuneng standing there blankly with a look of lovelessness, Cui Yu couldn't help but smile knowingly when he thought of Miaoshan's embarrassment speak up.
At the moment when the little nun was in distress, it seemed that the god who saved all living beings from above was pulled into the human world!
Turned into an ordinary person.
"You bastard, play for fun, play for trouble, don't make fun of my sister-in-law!" While talking, clean up the ganoderma lucidum in the yard.
When Miaoshan next door heard Cui Yu's laughter, his whole complexion changed, his body couldn't help shivering, and then he began to chant the meditation mantra with both hands.
After a while, I still couldn't help but opened my eyes and cursed: "This evil obstacle, damn it! At least it ruined my ten years of cultivation!"
Next door, Cui Yu couldn't help grinning when he heard the little aunt's cursing.
Zhu Wuneng's body trembled at the side, and then he moaned and yelled hard: "Master, listen to my explanation! I really didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know where the evil fire came from before, but it suddenly got out of control. I really didn't Deliberately put you on all fours and eat shit like a dog."
It’s okay if Zhu Wu can’t say anything. When he opened his mouth, Miao Shan’s suppressed anger rose again. Then he stretched his head over the wall and looked at Cui Yu who was weeding:
"Cui Yu, when will you kill this pig?"
"Little aunt wants to eat pork?" Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan in surprise, and forced her smile back, her whole face was distorted.
Seeing this, Miao Shan's face darkened a little.
This is a shame that Miao Shan can't wash away in her life!
"I don't want to eat other pigs, but this one, I really want to taste it." Miao Shan gritted his silver teeth.
"Auntie, listen to my explanation! I'm not a fool, how could I deliberately offend you and throw you into a shit?" Zhu Wuneng was in a mess at this time.
Hearing the left sentence "dog eat shit" and the right sentence "dog eat shit", Miao Shan's face became more and more unkind.
"Cui Yu, can you cut off your pig's tongue first, and give me a drink?" Miao Shan's eyes widened.
A bit fierce!
"It turns out that my aunt is also a mortal!" Cui Yu smiled.
(End of this chapter)
Walking back to the house, Cui Yu began to practice martial arts. On the second day, he took a look at Zhu Wuneng who was tied up, and then carried the bamboo basket on his back to hunt pigweed in the mountains.
Let's talk about that Master Miaoshan, after pinching his fingers and realizing that Zhu Wuneng was lost and fell into Cui Yu's hands, his whole body became bad.
He rushed to Lijia Village in a hurry, searched for opportunities all the way, and came to Cui Yu's location, and he saw Zhu Wuneng who was chained in the yard, and his life was worse than death.
Seeing Miao Shan, Zhu Wuneng rolled over and got up with a grunt, as if seeing a relative, tears filled his eyes and he quickly stretched out his hoof to shake.
"You evil beast, you don't know how to repent, and you dare to come out to be fierce!" Seeing Zhu Wuneng, Miao Shan reprimanded him with a grim expression.
Zhu Wuneng lost the ability to speak at this time, but his hooves softened and he knelt down on the ground, begging Miao Shan for mercy.
Miao Shan swept across the room, saw that Cui Yu was not there, pushed open the door and walked into the yard, was about to reach out to break the wire, then froze for a moment: "No! Zhu Wu Neng is the supreme water in the ancient canopy, all flesh and blood Reinforced steel and iron bones are indestructible, even if it is a canopy in childhood, it is by no means injurious to the strong below the catastrophe. Let alone a mere piece of iron wire? And it is the simplest iron wire?"
Miao Shan stopped his movements, looked at the iron wire carefully, his eyes wandered on the wire, and sure enough, he seemed to see a light blue silk thread in the microscopic world at the deepest part of the wire.
That line of sight was faintly visible, turning into a big net, covering Zhu Wuneng's whole body, blocking Zhu Wuneng's energy, blood, and abilities.
Miao Shan's expression became serious, and the hand that was about to be stretched out was slowly retracted, staring at the blue silk screen on Zhu Wuneng's body and groaning.
"How is it? Bodhisattva, you took the initiative to save my old Zhu from my troubles! My old Zhu is willing to take refuge in Daleiyin Temple and Buddhism." Zhu Wuneng was anxious, and kept kowtowing as he watched Master Miaoshan retracting his palm.
God knows when Cui Yu's psychopath will get overwhelmed and cut himself off.
Miao Shan took out a white jade-colored jade purification bottle, and then the jade purification bottle emitted a ray of light, which actually separated the energy mechanism of the Kunlun Mirror.
Then the white light flickered in his hand, pointing at Zhu Wuneng's nose.
The wire broke, and Zhu Wuneng got out of trouble, but the water-blue wire mesh broke with the wire, and merged into the depths of Zhu Wuneng's blood.
Seeing this scene, Zhu Wuneng's face suddenly changed.
The silk net turned into chains, binding Zhu Wuneng's blood. If the chains are not removed, Zhu Wuneng is a mortal body, and even a little bit of the power of the ancient blood cannot be used.
"Bodhisattva, please be gracious and help me remove the restriction on my body." Zhu Wuneng slid his front hooves across the ground, leaving marks one after another.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to break through this method." Master Miaoshan looked ugly, took back the jade bottle, looked at Zhu Wuneng, and said angrily: "I told you to run around, and finally rescued you. It's all right now, but Getting into trouble again."
Zhu Wuneng remained silent and lowered his head, not daring to refute Miao Shan's words.
Even Miao Shan couldn't save herself, so is there anyone else who can?
Unless it is the Buddha of the Western world who came.
"Coincidentally, the Buddha is preparing to visit Liangjie Mountain to discuss the Dao with Nanhua Daoist in person these days. Maybe he can break the forbidden law on you. However, the forbidden law on your body is an ancient method. It is best to blend with your blood. Don't place too much hope. You are an ancient creature, and even you can't break free, let alone Buddha. Buddha is not omnipotent!" Miao Shan pointed at Zhu Wuneng's head and kept yelling.
Just as he was yelling, suddenly there was a laugh from outside the yard: "Yo, I didn't expect the little teacher to come, so I'm so rude!"
Cui Yu was wearing coarse linen clothes, trousers rolled up, straw sandals, sleeves rolled up, a hair bag wrapped around his head, and a bundle of pigweed on his back. He looked at Miaoshan with a dirty face, and his eyes were full of joy.
This little nun is so pretty!
Especially the kind of temperament that can be seen from a distance but not played with, it makes people's hearts throbbing, and there is an urge to worship.
Miao Shan wore a white gauze, smiled at Cui Yu and said, "So it's Cui Xinshi."
Cui Yu put the pigweed on the ground, suddenly seeing Zhu Wuneng's steel wire break, he couldn't help but change color, stepped forward and pulled Miao Shan away, and pulled away: "Master, be careful, this beast is very fierce, and I like it the most." Assaulting people. I was washing in the stream yesterday, but who knew that this vicious animal had brought a rake from nowhere, and built it on my head, almost smashing my head. Thanks to my body protection, otherwise I would be killed by this Obstacles cost lives."
"I saw that this thing is a bit miraculous. When I caught it back, I was about to raise it for breeding, and to raise another litter of piglets in the future. I didn't expect to see it for a while, and he bit the wire!" Cui Yu looked surprised, and stepped forward to push Zhu Wuneng to the ground. On the ground, he took out the steel wire and passed it through Zhu Wuneng's nose and tied it aside:
"This evil beast is naturally vicious. I thought that if he had an owner, I would ask his owner for an explanation. But I yelled in the woods for an hour, but no one claimed it. I wanted to kill him, but It's a pity that he died, it's better to stay and breed."
Miao Shan opened his mouth, originally wanting to beg for mercy, but he swallowed the words when he heard Cui Yu say, 'ask his master for an explanation'.
But when he heard that Cui Yu was going to breed with Zhu Wuneng, his heart still trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.
"This pig doesn't look like an ordinary pig. It looks a bit like a wild animal." Miao Shan changed the subject: "It's a pity to kill and eat meat. How much meat can such a small pig have? Why not?" Keep the breeding. In the future, you can eat his offspring and grandchildren, countless prehistoric alien species."
Hearing the words, Zhu Wuneng looked at Master Miaoshan, his eyes were full of begging for mercy, especially when he thought of breeding, and his children and grandchildren would be eaten by others, Zhu Wuneng couldn't help but shuddered, but unfortunately he couldn't speak.
"It's not bad to raise it as a mount." Cui Yu took the conversation beside him.
Pigs are much fiercer than tigers and bears.
Although riding a pig is not good-looking, it is practical!
As a mount?One of the majestic Seven Patriarchs of Laoshan going to serve as a mount for others?
Miao Shan shuddered: I can't see it!
I'm afraid that Laoshan and Cui Yu will never die.
"What is little master doing here today?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan was at a loss for words for a while, but facing Zhu Wuneng's pleading eyes, he could only bite the bullet and say: "The poor Nidu transformed a pig the day before yesterday, but I always feel that the merit is not enough, now I want to transform another pig, and I hope the believers will complete it. "
"Do you want to release the animals?" Cui Yu was stunned, and looked at the little nun: "Master, have you ever thought about whether the piglets you released can survive in the mountains? If they are eaten by those wolves, tigers and leopards, they might as well give them to you." I ate it!"
"The merit must be done after all. If it is eaten by wolves, tigers and leopards, it will be his fate. And my merit is still my merit." Miao Shan folded his hands together: "I also ask the believers to complete it."
Cui Yu pointed at the pigsty: "Which one does Shigu like, just take it away."
"Only this one can't do it! This little pig is too tough and the most ferocious. If my little aunt takes him away and asks him to kill you, it will be my fault." Cui Yu pointed again. Zhu Wuneng, shut Miao Shan's mouth.
Miaoshan was speechless when she heard the words, and all the words were blocked back.
But how can Miao Shan be a simple person?
How could he be blocked by Cui Yu's words?
"It's okay, poor nuns have the means to subdue demons, the more ferocious they are, the greater the merits will be when they are transformed. If they are not ferocious, there is no merit to be transformed." Miao Shan's face was pious, showing that I would not go to hell , who looks like hell.
Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan, what kind of means could subdue demons with his delicate and fleshy body?
In case of being bitten to death by this little pig, it will only increase the number of murders!
What's more, the pig has to stay for breeding.
"Do you have the ability to subdue demons?" Cui Yu looked up and down the little nun, Miao Shan smiled and looked at Cui Yu sincerely.
"Can you pick the moon from the stars?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan's smile froze on his face, facing Cui Yu's sincere face, the small fists in his sleeves were clenched suddenly, and he really wanted to punch that sunny face with his fist.
Look, does this speak human words?
Take the stars to pick the moon?
There is no such thing as picking the stars and picking the moon in Kyushu!
Do you know how heavy a star is?
"Can you?" Cui Yu asked.
Miao Shan's smile was a little stiff, and she shook her head: "I can't."
"Then can you mend the sky and celebrate the sun?" Cui Yu asked again.
Miao Shan's smile disappeared, she couldn't speak, she just shook her head.
"No way!" Cui Yu scratched his head: "Then can you bring the dead back to life?"
Facing those pure eyes, Miao Shan lowered her head and remained silent, feeling an inexplicable shame in her heart for some reason.
"I can't even dare to say that I have the ability to subdue demons and demons." Cui Yu looked at the little nun who bowed his head, and for some reason, he stretched out his hand and touched the little nun's head:
"I also said that I believe in Buddhism. Lying and bragging are the biggest taboos in Buddhism." Cui Yu rubbed the little nun's head.
Every man has a perverted mentality of touching the little nun's head.
Cui Yu's palm fell, time and space seemed to be frozen, Zhu Wuneng's eyes widened, he stuffed his hoof into his mouth and bit it, and roared in his heart: "What did I see? Someone touched Miao Shan's head? Someone touched Miao Shan's head! Then But Miao Shan!"
Zhu Wuneng felt that Cui Yu had reached the pinnacle of his life.
Miao Shanru was struck by lightning, where was her body stiff, then she raised her head and looked at Cui Yu blankly: Is my head being patted?
Facing Miao Shan's pure eyes, Cui Yu suddenly smiled awkwardly, and withdrew his palm in embarrassment: "You can't take this pig anymore, get another one/This pig is too ferocious, you can't subdue it!"
Miao Shan's eyelids trembled, and he clasped his hands together and recited 'Amitabha Buddha', but he was not annoyed, he just looked at Cui Yu with a smile: "Although I don't have the incredible power that the believers said, I'm just a wild boar. Ni is confident that he can be transformed."
"I don't believe it! You can't even pick the stars to pick the moon, yet you dare to say that you have supernatural powers!" Cui Yu shook his head, shaking his head hard.
There was no big word in Miao Shan's mind.
Take the stars to pick the moon?
The old fairy Nanhua can't do it, can he?
Could it be that in your heart, picking the stars and picking the moon is the only way to subdue demons?
"How about I make a bet with the believer?" Miao Shan changed the subject.
For Cui Yu's head-touching killing, Miao Shan was not angry, she was a truly powerful monk.
Gods and Buddhas will never have the villain character of revenge, otherwise, they will not be gods and Buddhas, but evil gods!
Whether you scold him or slander him, he will never blame you.
He will only sigh that you can't look back, and shed tears for your obsession.
"How to gamble?" Cui Yu became interested: "You, a nun, also gamble? Isn't gambling one of the eight precepts of Buddhism?"
Miao Shan was at a loss for words, and forced a smile: "The poor nun's state of mind is enough, the Tao doesn't have to stick to the form."
"I recite a sutra for this little pig. If he can be influenced by me, how about the believers ask me to take this pig away?" Miao Shan looked at Cui Yu.
"You can convert him by reciting the scriptures once? I don't believe it! If you can convert him, you can take him away." Cui Yu said with a smile.
Such a delicate and weak little nun can transform a ferocious wild boar by reciting scriptures once?What a joke!
Not far away, a stone in Cui Yu's yard suddenly opened his eyes, showing a strange smile, then slowly closed his eyes and burrowed into the ground.
Seeing this, Miao Shan sat cross-legged on the ground and began to chant scriptures to the little pig.
Seeing this, Zhu Wuneng was excited in his heart: "As expected of the Western religion, it is very good at fooling people."
Seeing Miao Shan reciting the scriptures, Zhu Wuneng was excited, as long as he cooperated with the deduction and made the prostration of being transformed, wouldn't the matter be accomplished?
Can I get out of trouble?
As for the restrictions on his body, Miao Shan must have a way to get Cui Yu to release them.
As Miao Shan recited scriptures, Zen sounds flowed in the yard, and Ganoderma lucidum and fairy grass swayed along with it.
Zhu Wuneng put his hooves together and made a gesture of worship, prostrating at Miao Shan's feet, then pinched the lotus seal with his hooves, and sat quietly on the ground.
"Look, my acting skills are very similar." Zhu Wuneng said to himself.
But who knows the next moment, an inexplicable irritability suddenly arises in my heart: "What kind of troubled son's Zen sound, it's like a fly buzzing, it's really annoying."
"Annoying! Annoying! It's too noisy! It's making me dizzy!" Zhu Wuneng was irritable, and a suffocation slowly rose in his heart.
external
Cui Yu listened to the melodious Zen sound, and had to admit that the little nun was really good at reciting sutras, even he felt refreshed and absorbed in it.
"Aw~" At this moment, a pig blew, and then Zhu Wuneng jumped up suddenly, bared his fangs, and bit towards Miaoshan's knee: "Bitch, don't read it! It's going to be so noisy! "
The voice was full of irritability, and the pig's hum was full of roar.
"boom!"
Zhu Wuneng suddenly exploded, which was really beyond Miao Shan's expectations, causing Miao Shan to be unprepared, and was knocked to the ground by Zhu Wuneng, crushing an unknown amount of Ganoderma lucidum.
That Zhu Wuneng still didn't stop, opened his bloody mouth, mouth full of fangs, and shot at Miao Shan's calf.
Seeing the little nun rolling on the ground with her hair crowned and her clothes covered in mud, Cui Yu woke up with a start, and quickly shouted angrily: "Evil, dare you!"
The voice was full of thunder and anger, and the silk net attached to Zhu Wuneng's body was thought to restrain him, and then the little pig screamed and fell to the ground.
At this time, neither Miao Shan nor Cui Yu noticed a proud expression on the face of a stone not far away: "Little nun, the chanting of scriptures is so noisy, and you dare to suppress Lao Tzu's little brother. It’s wishful thinking! If you don’t show how powerful you are, you don’t know how powerful the Demon Lord is.”
"Auntie, are you alright?" Cui Yu quickly stepped forward to help the little nun up.
At this time, Miao Shan's face was stiff, and she couldn't laugh anymore, and stared at Zhu Wu Neng with eyes full of anger.
Shame on you!
In the future, if people find out that he was the second in command of the Great Leiyin Temple, he was overthrown by a pig, how shameful would he be?
After overturning Miao Shan, Zhu Wuneng also regained his sobriety, and then he was stunned, standing there blankly, looking at Miao Shan with a livid face, his body couldn't help trembling.
he was wronged 1
He really doesn't know anything!
I don't know where the evil fire came from, and it shot out directly.
Zhu Wuneng felt that he was wronged, not ordinary wronged!
what does he do
He did nothing!To give Miao Shan a break for no reason like this, the beam is considered to be settled.
I don't know where the evil fire in my heart came from.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the field froze, everyone looked at each other, and their eyes were full of weirdness.
"Plop~" Zhu Wuneng's ancestor didn't say a word, knelt down on the ground and started to kowtow, the kowtow was so simple.
It's all reduced to this level, don't you shudder after kowtowing?
Miao Shan's complexion was not good, her eyes were fixed on Zhu Wuneng, she stood up in embarrassment, her body trembling with anger.
It was agreed that everyone would perform a scene together, but in the end, that's how you messed up the stage?
Too cruel!
If this matter gets out, I, Miao Shan, will be attacked by a pig, am I shameless?
Is the Western Great Leiyin Temple shameless?
Cui Yu supported Miao Shan, the little nun's body was slender and soft as if she had no bones.
"Are you okay? Look, I said this beast is unruly and unruly. You don't have supernatural powers and mana, so it's hard to tame at all." Cui Yu couldn't help but sarcastically.
"It's hard to get rid of the impurity of this evil animal. Believers might as well castrate him to get rid of his vigor." Miao Shan gritted her teeth.
This Zhu Wuneng is too shameless.
"Auntie is joking, I still want to save the breeding." Cui Yu said with a smile.
Zhu Wuneng lay on the ground, his body trembling, trembling with fright.
He is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of Cui Yu's inhuman methods.
"There is no cure for this evil beast, so it doesn't matter if you don't save it." After finishing speaking, Miao Shan pushed Cui Yu away, and limped out of the gate of Cui's house.
Looking at Miao Shan's back, Zhu Wuneng screamed desperately: "Master! Help me! I didn't mean it! I really don't know what's going on, don't leave me here!"
Seeing Miao Shan go farther and farther, Zhu Wuneng's body trembled, his eyes were full of fear, and he looked at Cui Yu tremblingly and fearfully.
"You bastard, you are really vicious. You are jealous of such a beautiful little nun." Cui Yu shook his head, and turned to harvest the Ganoderma lucidum in the yard.
in the corner
Behind a huge Ganoderma lucidum, Xin Yuan pulled half of his body out of the soil, and then hummed a little tune proudly: "Zhu Wuneng is my little brother, you little nun still wants to become a monk, it's just wishful thinking."
Let’s say that Miao Shan left Cui Yu’s house, gradually regained his composure, and turned to look at Cui Yu’s courtyard: “It shouldn’t be, Zhu Wuneng has already received my Buddha’s curse, so he absolutely dare not have such a violent reaction. But why did he Why didn't you cooperate with me? At that time, Zhu Wuneng was like a demonic obstacle...a magical obstacle? A magical obstacle?"
Miao Shan was stunned, and suddenly thought of something: "Xin Yuan, Yi Ma? Zhu Wuneng's Xin Yuan also appeared?"
She suddenly remembered, how similar is Zhu Wuneng at this time to when she was crossing the catastrophe?
They're all in the same mood.
"It shouldn't be! With Zhu Wuneng's morality, he has already suppressed Xin Yuanyi, how could his Xin Yuang come out again? Could it be...? Last time Zhu Wuneng was raped by Cui Yu, the demon broke through the seal and re-stored in Zhu Wuneng's heart? Miao Shan stopped, looked at the empty house next to Cui Yu's house, and went straight to clean the yard.
She wants to settle here and secretly observe Zhu Wuneng's reaction.
In case Cui Yu is a pig, she can stop it in time.
"The Buddha should be invited here. There are great secrets in these two bounded mountains. Maybe with the Buddha's eyes, we can see through the Kunlun Mirror." Countless thoughts circulated in Miao Shan's mind.
Walk into the dilapidated house and start to pack it up.
Over there, Cui Yu also started to clean up the fairy grass Ganoderma lucidum in the yard. Seeing Zhu Wuneng standing there blankly with a look of lovelessness, Cui Yu couldn't help but smile knowingly when he thought of Miaoshan's embarrassment speak up.
At the moment when the little nun was in distress, it seemed that the god who saved all living beings from above was pulled into the human world!
Turned into an ordinary person.
"You bastard, play for fun, play for trouble, don't make fun of my sister-in-law!" While talking, clean up the ganoderma lucidum in the yard.
When Miaoshan next door heard Cui Yu's laughter, his whole complexion changed, his body couldn't help shivering, and then he began to chant the meditation mantra with both hands.
After a while, I still couldn't help but opened my eyes and cursed: "This evil obstacle, damn it! At least it ruined my ten years of cultivation!"
Next door, Cui Yu couldn't help grinning when he heard the little aunt's cursing.
Zhu Wuneng's body trembled at the side, and then he moaned and yelled hard: "Master, listen to my explanation! I really didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know where the evil fire came from before, but it suddenly got out of control. I really didn't Deliberately put you on all fours and eat shit like a dog."
It’s okay if Zhu Wu can’t say anything. When he opened his mouth, Miao Shan’s suppressed anger rose again. Then he stretched his head over the wall and looked at Cui Yu who was weeding:
"Cui Yu, when will you kill this pig?"
"Little aunt wants to eat pork?" Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan in surprise, and forced her smile back, her whole face was distorted.
Seeing this, Miao Shan's face darkened a little.
This is a shame that Miao Shan can't wash away in her life!
"I don't want to eat other pigs, but this one, I really want to taste it." Miao Shan gritted his silver teeth.
"Auntie, listen to my explanation! I'm not a fool, how could I deliberately offend you and throw you into a shit?" Zhu Wuneng was in a mess at this time.
Hearing the left sentence "dog eat shit" and the right sentence "dog eat shit", Miao Shan's face became more and more unkind.
"Cui Yu, can you cut off your pig's tongue first, and give me a drink?" Miao Shan's eyes widened.
A bit fierce!
"It turns out that my aunt is also a mortal!" Cui Yu smiled.
(End of this chapter)
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