Come to Earth, be civilized!
Chapter 11 Mr. Yu pays for today's food!
Chapter 11 Mr. Yu pays for today's food!
……
Yu Hongshi pushed open the door of a resident's house, and the yard was cleaned quite refreshingly. A plant of unknown species extended its branches out of the wall, and the shade of the tree almost covered most of the yard.
And there were many jars placed under the shade of the trees, Yu Hongshi's eyes lit up, this should be what he was looking for.
Picking up the half-person-high jars one by one, Yu Hongshi quickly ran back to the battle scene. There was basically no change except that two warriors in suits were still playing boxing with the giant zombies, and a few warriors threw the pole zombies back into the circle. .
"You are... taking things from the common people during the battle, isn't that bad? The purpose of our team is not to take a single shot from the common people..." Lao Wu's words stopped abruptly.
Yu Hongshi cheerfully took off his suit, then reached out and took out a... Chinese cabbage from the jar?
"In Korea, I can find pickled Chinese cabbage in residents' homes, which makes sense!"
Old Wu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's not a question of whether it's reasonable...he's..."
Yu Hongshi didn't bother to talk too much, he walked to the edge of the bulldozer with the cabbage, stretched out his hand and pulled out a zombie from the circle.The zombie didn't know what stimulated it, and it seemed that the speed of waving its arms was much faster.
Um?Are zombies interested in vegetables?Could it be a group of vegetarian zombies!
The sights of the soldiers all fell on the new deputy captain, and then they were dumbfounded.
"Don't show your teeth and claws at this speed. When you catch me, my kimchi will be ready. Come, eat some food and remove the oil!"
Yu Hongshi pressed the cabbage directly on the zombie's forehead, and the head, which could ignore even shells, rolled aside, and the body that was still baring its teeth and claws just now fell into a dead silence.
"..."
Silence, silence is today's Korea!
Yu Hongshi was overjoyed, this is not the time to be proud, the most important thing is to grab points, I want to drive a Gundam~! (roar)
With a Chinese cabbage in each hand, Yu Hongshi jumped onto the shoulder of the giant zombie, "Double cabbage piercing the ear!" He was about to shout out his big move.
Clap!
Two Chinese cabbages hit the head of the giant zombie accurately, and the giant zombie who was screaming just now fell down slowly, and a head as big as a wheel rolled to Yu Hongshi's feet.
At the same time, there was a... flowerpot?
Explode equipment!
"Let the South Korean side bring in vegetables, anything, the more the better, we want to treat the zombies to a good meal!"
"So the explosion rate is so low?"
Yu Hongshi has a new understanding of protecting the earth. He has been thinking about why he has never seen a treasure like Pandora or a skill like a tailed beast jade, but now he understands it. The explosion rate of things is really low.
Take the example of a flower pot that he just killed a giant zombie and exploded. On the surface, it seems that the explosion rate is quite high, but when you look back at other people, you will find that the piles of zombies that were wiped out in batches Not to mention flower pots, there is not even a decent lump of soil.
There may be other shortages here in Korea, but there is no shortage of Chinese cabbage. I heard that many of the ingredients are shipped from the Northeast, and I don’t know if it is true or not.But usually he doesn't pay attention to this matter. He remembers that he also liked some girl groups in his previous life. Since more and more scandals broke out there, he no longer pays attention to this matter.Probably this is the feeling of an idol storming thunder. If so, he is also a person who has experienced the collapse of an idol house, and he has gained a firm foothold in the fan circle.
Yu Hongshi's thinking had gone astray, but his movements did not stop. He reached out to push away the zombie of a certain football player, and then taught him how to be a man, took off his helmet, and raised a cucumber to shoot him in the head, telling him not to be a man.
"This may be the easiest and most outrageous enemy I have ever fought, and the weakness is vegetables! How did you find out?"
Lao Wu covered his face with a smile, and wiped his hands from time to time, the vegetable juice was quite sticky.
Yu Hongshi was stunned for a moment, and within a second he thought about how to talk nonsense, "Didn't you find out? This is a rural area, and there are vegetable fields everywhere. When the zombies just came out over there, they deliberately stepped on the vegetables in the field. So I thought about giving it a try, but I didn’t expect it to work.”
Jiao Jiao widened Shui Lingling's eyes, "The zombies walk like they've drank fake wine, who would notice that they are stepping on vegetables on purpose!"
Yang Guo blasted a zombie's head with a winter melon. The zombie originally had an iron bucket on its head, but after being knocked out by the bullet, only a winter melon could kill one.Hearing Yu Hongshi's words, he also paid attention to the feet of the zombies, but saw the dirt that had been trampled on the ground flying up, how could he see it.
Old Wu couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, I'll just believe your nonsense for the time being, you did a good job this time, and with the credits from last time, maybe you can get a personal first-class merit!"
Yu Hongshi excitedly looked forward to it, "Is it possible to gain military merits by defending the earth?"
"Shouldn't you get military merit for defending the earth?" Lao Wu said 'You're weird'.
"But I'm defending Japan and South Korea, so I always feel that I can't do it well." Yu Hongshi scratched his cheek in embarrassment, and he didn't care about the expressions of the two Korean soldiers in suits next to him, anyway, he wasn't embarrassed.
Old Wu Le can't do it, "It's better than opening the space door in our house."
"That's right, by the way, is there still time?"
Lao Wu knew what Yu Hongshi meant, "Don't worry, the black ball has a judgment on the situation. If we have the ability to eliminate all the intruders, then the black ball will automatically delay the closing time."
"So smart!"
Old Wu looked at him meaningfully, "After you talk about it, you should know some of the secrets."
This word again, Yu Hongshi is now very curious about this person, not to mention being in a high position, and he was once a member of the first God of War team, so he must have lived to be more than 90 years old.
The biggest official I have ever seen in two lifetimes is the deputy mayor of Shanghai. It was because of the filming of the promotional video for the alliance finals. There is no machine, a word, green!
Well, after all, it was a desperate effort, so just thinking about it made me lose a little bit of excitement.
Old Wu probably also understood the complicated feelings in Yu Hongshi's heart. He patted the latter on the shoulder, "Don't be nervous, as long as you don't touch the bottom line, he can basically tolerate you infinitely."
"Infinite tolerance? Is it so exaggerated? What's the bottom line?"
"I don't know, but it's very flexible."
Lao Wu's expression was very relaxed, but his eyes conveyed a message, 'Young man, I advise you to drink rat tail juice! '
(End of this chapter)
……
Yu Hongshi pushed open the door of a resident's house, and the yard was cleaned quite refreshingly. A plant of unknown species extended its branches out of the wall, and the shade of the tree almost covered most of the yard.
And there were many jars placed under the shade of the trees, Yu Hongshi's eyes lit up, this should be what he was looking for.
Picking up the half-person-high jars one by one, Yu Hongshi quickly ran back to the battle scene. There was basically no change except that two warriors in suits were still playing boxing with the giant zombies, and a few warriors threw the pole zombies back into the circle. .
"You are... taking things from the common people during the battle, isn't that bad? The purpose of our team is not to take a single shot from the common people..." Lao Wu's words stopped abruptly.
Yu Hongshi cheerfully took off his suit, then reached out and took out a... Chinese cabbage from the jar?
"In Korea, I can find pickled Chinese cabbage in residents' homes, which makes sense!"
Old Wu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's not a question of whether it's reasonable...he's..."
Yu Hongshi didn't bother to talk too much, he walked to the edge of the bulldozer with the cabbage, stretched out his hand and pulled out a zombie from the circle.The zombie didn't know what stimulated it, and it seemed that the speed of waving its arms was much faster.
Um?Are zombies interested in vegetables?Could it be a group of vegetarian zombies!
The sights of the soldiers all fell on the new deputy captain, and then they were dumbfounded.
"Don't show your teeth and claws at this speed. When you catch me, my kimchi will be ready. Come, eat some food and remove the oil!"
Yu Hongshi pressed the cabbage directly on the zombie's forehead, and the head, which could ignore even shells, rolled aside, and the body that was still baring its teeth and claws just now fell into a dead silence.
"..."
Silence, silence is today's Korea!
Yu Hongshi was overjoyed, this is not the time to be proud, the most important thing is to grab points, I want to drive a Gundam~! (roar)
With a Chinese cabbage in each hand, Yu Hongshi jumped onto the shoulder of the giant zombie, "Double cabbage piercing the ear!" He was about to shout out his big move.
Clap!
Two Chinese cabbages hit the head of the giant zombie accurately, and the giant zombie who was screaming just now fell down slowly, and a head as big as a wheel rolled to Yu Hongshi's feet.
At the same time, there was a... flowerpot?
Explode equipment!
"Let the South Korean side bring in vegetables, anything, the more the better, we want to treat the zombies to a good meal!"
"So the explosion rate is so low?"
Yu Hongshi has a new understanding of protecting the earth. He has been thinking about why he has never seen a treasure like Pandora or a skill like a tailed beast jade, but now he understands it. The explosion rate of things is really low.
Take the example of a flower pot that he just killed a giant zombie and exploded. On the surface, it seems that the explosion rate is quite high, but when you look back at other people, you will find that the piles of zombies that were wiped out in batches Not to mention flower pots, there is not even a decent lump of soil.
There may be other shortages here in Korea, but there is no shortage of Chinese cabbage. I heard that many of the ingredients are shipped from the Northeast, and I don’t know if it is true or not.But usually he doesn't pay attention to this matter. He remembers that he also liked some girl groups in his previous life. Since more and more scandals broke out there, he no longer pays attention to this matter.Probably this is the feeling of an idol storming thunder. If so, he is also a person who has experienced the collapse of an idol house, and he has gained a firm foothold in the fan circle.
Yu Hongshi's thinking had gone astray, but his movements did not stop. He reached out to push away the zombie of a certain football player, and then taught him how to be a man, took off his helmet, and raised a cucumber to shoot him in the head, telling him not to be a man.
"This may be the easiest and most outrageous enemy I have ever fought, and the weakness is vegetables! How did you find out?"
Lao Wu covered his face with a smile, and wiped his hands from time to time, the vegetable juice was quite sticky.
Yu Hongshi was stunned for a moment, and within a second he thought about how to talk nonsense, "Didn't you find out? This is a rural area, and there are vegetable fields everywhere. When the zombies just came out over there, they deliberately stepped on the vegetables in the field. So I thought about giving it a try, but I didn’t expect it to work.”
Jiao Jiao widened Shui Lingling's eyes, "The zombies walk like they've drank fake wine, who would notice that they are stepping on vegetables on purpose!"
Yang Guo blasted a zombie's head with a winter melon. The zombie originally had an iron bucket on its head, but after being knocked out by the bullet, only a winter melon could kill one.Hearing Yu Hongshi's words, he also paid attention to the feet of the zombies, but saw the dirt that had been trampled on the ground flying up, how could he see it.
Old Wu couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, I'll just believe your nonsense for the time being, you did a good job this time, and with the credits from last time, maybe you can get a personal first-class merit!"
Yu Hongshi excitedly looked forward to it, "Is it possible to gain military merits by defending the earth?"
"Shouldn't you get military merit for defending the earth?" Lao Wu said 'You're weird'.
"But I'm defending Japan and South Korea, so I always feel that I can't do it well." Yu Hongshi scratched his cheek in embarrassment, and he didn't care about the expressions of the two Korean soldiers in suits next to him, anyway, he wasn't embarrassed.
Old Wu Le can't do it, "It's better than opening the space door in our house."
"That's right, by the way, is there still time?"
Lao Wu knew what Yu Hongshi meant, "Don't worry, the black ball has a judgment on the situation. If we have the ability to eliminate all the intruders, then the black ball will automatically delay the closing time."
"So smart!"
Old Wu looked at him meaningfully, "After you talk about it, you should know some of the secrets."
This word again, Yu Hongshi is now very curious about this person, not to mention being in a high position, and he was once a member of the first God of War team, so he must have lived to be more than 90 years old.
The biggest official I have ever seen in two lifetimes is the deputy mayor of Shanghai. It was because of the filming of the promotional video for the alliance finals. There is no machine, a word, green!
Well, after all, it was a desperate effort, so just thinking about it made me lose a little bit of excitement.
Old Wu probably also understood the complicated feelings in Yu Hongshi's heart. He patted the latter on the shoulder, "Don't be nervous, as long as you don't touch the bottom line, he can basically tolerate you infinitely."
"Infinite tolerance? Is it so exaggerated? What's the bottom line?"
"I don't know, but it's very flexible."
Lao Wu's expression was very relaxed, but his eyes conveyed a message, 'Young man, I advise you to drink rat tail juice! '
(End of this chapter)
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