Come to Earth, be civilized!

Chapter 163 The Polite Teacher Yu
"I'm back, yo, it's a rewarding experience!"

When Youlu saw the scroll in Yu Hongshi's hand, he knew it. The scroll needs to be clamped with his arms. It is more than one meter long and the diameter is two palms wide. It's also really face-saving.

Yu Hongshi lowered his head to look around, although it was less than an hour, but because the Wetbone Forest was too cold, it was still comfortable at home.

"Brother Cat, can you perceive the positions of the other tailed beasts?"

You Lu heard that he was a little surprised, and looked at him strangely, "Why do you ask this?"

"The slug fairy told me that the gate to another world in your world has been stolen! Tell me, who would steal the gate to another world if he hadn't harbored ill intentions against the tailed beast?"

He was stunned for a moment, and his face turned ferocious for a moment, "We have all gone to another world, and there are still people who are planning on us, and bullying cats are not so bullying! I... yes, the gate of the other world is in your hands , you have the ability to forcibly close the door, they can't get through it!"

Yu Hongshi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "The matter of the gate of another world can't be solved by you saying 'close the door, he can't come in'. Moreover, the gate of another world in your world is not in the hands of Hua Guo, and in... I don't know the details. , but there is a high probability that it is in the hands of the United States, and the most I can do is to inform the United States in my own name and let them pay more attention."

"That's it... But it's okay, I'm far away from the United States. When something happens in the United States, I guess we can know and make preparations in advance. Huh, don't worry, those people are nothing to be afraid of. Once you launch a nuclear bomb It can be solved!"

Yu Hongshi covered his face, "Congratulations, you have fully integrated into this society. Open your mouth and shut your mouth about nuclear bombs, and if you can't solve the problem with one shot, you will fire twice. Do you still have a fear of insufficient firepower?"

Youlu didn't bother to pay attention to him, just said leisurely: "There seems to be a nanny car waiting outside."

Yu Hongshi: "..." Damn, I forgot, the special forces team member is still downstairs!

Simply not in a hurry, Yu Hongshi rolled up his sleeves, squeezed the cat paw prints that had stopped bleeding, signed his handprints on the psychic scroll after being stained with blood, poured water on Caibao and ivy, and started Had the first psychic cast.

How about the universality of spiritism is very strong, although there is no chakra, it can also be cast using mental power, and spiritism itself is like a toy rabbit, it can be used by plugging in the battery, no matter what manufacturer produces it The batteries are fine.Even ordinary people without any ability can use it, because mental power is automatically drawn.

The only helpless thing is that the slug that came out of the psychic in this situation is only as long as an adult's forearm, and it is as soft as a child's pillow when hugged.

"Is your world like this? It's really weird." The slug turned around, causing veins to pop up in Yu Hongshi's forehead.

"You can ask You Lu to familiarize you with it, but we have agreed, can we not secrete mucus when crawling?"

"I try my best!"

The slug sighed in a rather embarrassed voice, and then walked aside with You, not knowing what to discuss.

Yu Hongshi had no choice but to turn around and go out. It was really not good for the director team to release pigeons anymore. This was not because he was afraid of offending people, but because it was too rude, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.Should I say it or not, he is really a good person, so he can't live that kind of domineering life.

Going downstairs to get in the car, the special forces member was still waiting but didn't complain, "Sorry, I'm too tired, I took a nap."

"It's okay, you worked hard."

The two drove without a word, but they didn't know that they had just left on the front foot, and jumped on the table on the back foot, turned on the computer, logged in to a social account, and sent a message.

"The development of technology in this world seems to be no different from our world." Slug said looking at the computer screen.

You Lu shook his head after sending the message, "No, the development of our world is deformed and restricted by ninjas. There are no obstacles in this world, and the power displayed far exceeds your understanding."

"Oh? Very powerful? How does it compare to Six Paths?"

He paused again, "If casualties are not counted, people in this world can kill Liu Dao."

"That's quite powerful, but that's all there is to it. After all, if it's really Six Paths, it won't stand still."

You Lu shook his head, "You didn't understand what I meant, and you also underestimated the potential of a systematic technological development. Take our world as an example, human home TVs generally have big butts on the back, even those used by daimyo It is also a non-LCD screen. However, the cost and size of radio communication indicate that there are already very mature integrated circuits, but we have no means of transportation over there, and they are all batteries that are extremely difficult to carry. Our technology tree is crooked, because the promotion of development It is not the purchase demand but the war! This has led to an inversion of the iteration order of many things, and we have no oil to directly run electricity, but electricity needs to be driven by people. In short, it is hard to say!"

Slug doesn’t fully understand the complaints in Youlv’s words, but he can understand a little bit, “I can roughly understand the messy development of science and technology. After all, there is no systematic construction. Any product depends on the flash of inspiration of some geniuses. Long-term. But the most important thing is the impact of the Chakra system, resulting in the forced fusion of two incompatible systems."

You Lu nodded and sighed, "I am also a product of the Chakra system, but you and I both understand that after all, Chakra is not the original product of that world, it is the root cause of everything!"

"This is the reason why you don't return to the original world?" Slug asked meaningfully.

You Lu fell into deep thought, and after a long while, he snorted, "I don't want to go back, and I can't go back!"

……

When Yu Hongshi arrived at Haolong Hotel, there were already staff members from the program team waiting at the door. Although Yu Hongshi came so late, he could no longer be described as "playing a big name", but no one dared to express his dissatisfaction. Now, no one knows , this guy is the biggest resource supplier in the current circle.

According to the rules of the entertainment industry, whoever has the resources is the boss!

"Teacher Yu, you are here!"

As soon as Yu Hongshi entered the room assigned to him, he was arranged for a single interview.Yu Hongshi looked left and right at the layout of the room. According to the previous program flow, he didn't have a good room, but now he got a high-end suite.

"Yeah, I was too busy with work before, so I only found time to come here recently. By the way, have you already divided into groups for the fourth performance?"

Assistant Director: Don't you have any ideas in mind?

With a smile on his face, "Yes, but Mr. Yu can still join a certain group midway according to the last method, as long as you can come up with enough attractive conditions."

Hearing this, Yu Hongshi looked at him meaningfully. Last time he exchanged the resources of the TV series for cooperation, but now the other party said so... Could it be because he got a hint from someone?Who wants resources?

"Hehehe, I just like the frankness of your program group, such an obvious exchange of interests!"

"..."

The assistant director's face trembled with the naked eye. Fortunately, the live broadcast camera was not aimed at him, otherwise there would be another wave of emoticons on the Internet.

"East wind blows, war drums beat, no one is afraid of eggs and stones!" '

'Brother Shitou is still awesome, dare to say no to unspoken rules! '

'What the circle pays attention to is a Hongguoguo, and among these Hongguoguo people, Brother Shitou is the most popular and fruitful! '

"I thought about it, Brother Shitou didn't say no to it, don't wait for a while to bribe the character, I don't have any ideas about this drama anymore"

'Upstairs, do you dare to have an idea?From the time the heroine decided to be Yang Li, I didn't care anymore'

'What happened to you, Yang Li?You are just jealous...'

'Why should I be jealous of a person who struggles to survive in the cracks, lives under the stick, and sometimes swallows foam at the mouth when he is beaten? '

'Because you are handsome, you don't understand the happiness of being beaten by a handsome guy! '

'...'

Yu Hongshi glanced at the barrage, yes, this is the preferential treatment given to Yu Hongshi by the program group, and he can still see the real-time barrage.

"Huh? I seem to have heard someone say I'm handsome? What's going on?" Yu Hongshi pretended to be listening, and the scene fell into silence for a while, even the barrage stopped for a while.

Yu Hongshi curled his lips in disdain, the quality of keyboard warriors in this world is too poor, how could such a mere slander out of nothing be able to hit him?In his previous life, he also had a king account in Zu'an District.

Virtual network, virtual home.Virtual ancestral graves, don't be afraid to dig!What's the point of a mere genealogy?
However, he was a little worried about Yang Li. He estimated that the girl would be quite stressed at this time. Thinking of Yu Hongshi, he got up, "This time, let's change the game. I will write a song and put it in the rehearsal field. Which team will see the song in the future?" If you want to cooperate, come to me, if no one chooses in the end, I will sing it myself."

All the staff felt a little bit numb, this is too willful, now most of the songs of each group have been written, if they switch to you, will it prove that their songs are not as good as yours?

But they didn't think there was any problem. You brought your own resources, and in order to act in your drama, it is very likely that they chose you for the sake of a good relationship.

Just when everyone thought so, Yu Hongshi suddenly added, "By the way, the person who sings my song will not become any character in my play!"

"..."

hiss!The assistant director secretly took a deep breath, you are a little bit inappropriate, who is this tormenting?You let yourself prove your innocence, pretend to be noble, but let others lose their humanity, who will care about you!

Yu Hongshi still asked indifferently: "By the way, the theme this time is to pay tribute, so what are you paying tribute to? It's not easy to bump into the theme, how rude."

The assistant director resisted the urge to complain, "Teacher Yu came a bit late, the revolutionary martyrs, firefighters, soldiers, policemen, doctors, etc. have already been paid tribute to, and even the peacekeeping troops have been written."

Yu Hongshi stared, everyone is following the unspoken rules and there is no contradiction?Well, it's really not easy to offend people and compete with others for no reason.

"Then let me pay tribute to a specific person."

As Yu Hongshi said, he picked up a pen and wrote the two-character title of the song on the blackboard, as he wished...

(End of this chapter)