Come to Earth, be civilized!

Chapter 213 Let's start with chopsticks...education

"Why do you know Ratan?"

There was a rare change in Lani's expression, no, it should be said that Yan Xiaoyue's expression changed.

Yu Hongshi was a little depressed. He had just finished chatting with Yan Xiaoyue, but now he saw a similar expression. This feeling is a little strange.

"No, but I know your mother, er, your father, er, your mother..."

Lani was obviously a little angry, "You mean Malika? She's not my mother!"

Yes, she is your father!

"Ahem, a stepmother is also a mother, well, let's not talk about this topic, what's my suggestion?" Yu Hongshi went into the kitchen after picking vegetables.

The chopping sound of the kitchen knife touching the cutting board was smooth and without any fluctuations, as if the proposal just now was nothing to Yu Hongshi at all.

On the other hand, Lani felt the pressure she had never felt before. The other party knew her bottom line from the very beginning, and even knew her world well, even faintly surpassing her own. This is simply too outrageous.

Negotiations have never been established from the very beginning, so is it necessary to use force?

The person in front of her was a master who could fight against Malika, Scarlet Corruption, and the Mother of Reality at the same time. The abyss-like soul power made her dare not sit up from the sofa before.Coupled with the few helpers around him, it seems that he has no chance of winning.

When it was determined that negotiation and force could not achieve the goal, Lani's first question was, what does the other party want?
Do you have anything you can use?

own strength?This must be ruled out first. With so many masters here, my own strength is definitely not enough.

own identity?In the world of the Ring of Law, she is not the most honored, nor is she the most favored. Before, there was the golden Godwin who everyone expected, and later, there was Mikaela who tolerated everything. It was never her turn.

So, what exactly is it for!
When Lani, who was in a deep confusion, came back to her senses, she found that the other party had prepared dishes and brought them up one by one. Cooking, this kind of thing that only the lowest-level servants would study, unexpectedly made such a strong person do something. A look of great interest?

"Sit down, everyone. Although there is no free dinner in the world, this one should be treated as my invitation. You will have to pay for the rest of your life, and Si Teng's share can be exchanged for your labor. Hurry up and make it here." It is decided that if you don’t want to work, you have to be deported, and it is not easy for us to get a green card in Huaguo.”

Si Teng sat at the table, keeping a dignified look, and he accepted the proposal of exchanging labor for the right to use the flowerpot.

Lani imitated Si Teng and sat on a chair, still thinking about the meaning of 'repatriation' and 'green card'. She wanted to ask but... the food is delicious!
Lani looked at the people who had already started eating, put her hand on the table unconsciously but put it down again soon.

Yang Li kept looking at Si Teng and Lani, and quickly discovered the other party's problems, and felt that he should be more gentle and considerate at the moment, well, there is no problem with this persona.

"Why don't you eat it? Stone cooking is delicious."

Lani looked at the woman at the opposite table, and had to say that human beings in this world should look like human beings. They are so weak, no, they should have no strength at all, but this physical condition and appearance can still be like this full.

"Why do you eat with two sticks?"

"..."

There was an embarrassing time at the dinner table, and Yu Hongshi suddenly remembered that this person could no longer be described as a simple 'foreigner', and had to be treated as a newborn.

Yu Hongshi looked at Yang Li and then at Si Teng, "Can you explain to her?"

Si Teng paused, stroked his long hair lightly, and then raised his chopsticks flat, "One end is round and the other end is square, which represents the Chinese people's initial understanding of the rules of heaven and earth. The sky is round and the earth is round! Three fingers are required to use chopsticks, which represents the three talents of heaven, earth, and man. This is the initial understanding of the relationship between man and the world of the Chinese people."

Lani's eyes lit up, "So this is the exploration of the rules of the world by people in this world? The use of chopsticks is to commemorate the original appearance of this exploration!"

Si Teng raised his eyebrows, "It can be understood in this way."

Yu Hongshi was very satisfied with this conversation, but felt that Yang Li was kicking him under the table, watching him without any trace.

Yang Li was exuberantly communicating with him, "I thought it was just for convenience!" '

Yu Hongshi rolled his eyes in disgust, "So I want you to read more books." '

It is a long process for Lani to learn to use chopsticks, and it has nothing to do with whether she is a demigod or not. After four or ten minutes of eating, Yu Hongshi sent Si Teng to wash the dishes, while he continued to massage You Lu. topic of.

"what do you want?"

"I want you to learn and fight! In our world, a sage once said that if you seek peace through struggle, you will live peacefully, and if you seek peace through compromise, you will perish peacefully! You are liberated, but your hometown is still there. Ruled by the supreme will, the golden tree is still sucking people's souls. Don't you care?"

Yu Hongshi looked at Lani with a serious expression, "This is a battle of beliefs, and it is also a confrontation between two worlds. The future is not kneeling, only a struggle, a firm struggle! Only the supreme Will this maggot be driven out of your world!"

Yu Hongshi's acting skills are so good that after some impassioned action, Lani also had a short-lived heartbeat, but soon she asked again: "Then I want to fight, what does it have to do with helping you fight?"

"Tsk, why can't this kid understand? Do you think fighting is a simple way to learn skills? You shouldn't practice. You are too good at fighting or strategy. If it weren't for our sudden appearance, you would have to rely on your subordinates Three or five people, how could it be possible to play Supreme Will?"

Lani's heart skipped a beat, this guy is so powerful, even few of her subordinates know about it!

"I promise you, but if the enemy is too strong, I will not fight for your world."

Speaking of this, Lani seemed to have no choice, Yu Hongshi was very satisfied, and pulled Yang Li over, "Then it's settled, let's take a photo to commemorate first."

Yang Li almost instinctively made a pair of scissors, "Do you want to post on Moments?"

"Post a small blog, Yan Xiaoyue was exposed by the program group before, and now Lani can't stay at home all her life, so I naturally have to post an announcement to avoid being secretly photographed in the future. Of course, I'm not worried about exposure or not For the sake of those paparazzi's lives."

Kacha, a grinning mugshot of the three of them was posted on Yu Hongshi's account, with the caption 'Do you believe in miracles?Do you believe in light? '

After Yu Hongshi finished posting, he immediately turned on mute, and the comments were likely to explode soon. Yang Li on the other side also took out his mobile phone and forwarded it, and then he was a little dissatisfied with the photo, "Is Yan Xiaoyue's smile so fake before? Or, Lani's question?"

Yu Hongshi didn't care, "Goddess, it's normal to be a little cold." He turned on the TV as he spoke.

Yang Li saw him as if he had finished chatting with business, and leaned over, "Director Jiang found me, and I want me to tell you, I hope you can find time to go back to participate in the show."

"Who is Director Jiang?"

"..."

Yu Hongshi reacted, "Oh, it's the singing show I participated in, right? Don't go, I'm so busy every day, so I don't have so much time. What's more, except for the first few episodes where I worked hard for the mission, I didn't take it back in the other episodes. It doesn’t matter, even if I’m gone, it doesn’t matter, it won’t affect the ratings.”

Yang Li had a face like 'Are you kidding me? ' looked at him with an expression, "Don't you have any idea about your current popularity!"

"I'm hot?" Yu Hongshi thought about taking out his phone again, and found that two of the top ten hot searches were himself.

One was just topped up, "Years of calling will finally pay off, vegetative people wake up, the most touching friendship in this century", I don't know who is pushing it, and it is about to blow Yu Hongshi into a "saint". What is this "friendship" called? A sought after.

Yu Hongshi frowned slightly, this is something that some people can't understand and want to play tricks?
Yu Hongshi didn't care too much, even if he became notorious, it didn't affect his awesomeness!
Then I turned my attention to another trending search, "The best lightning special effects in the world, Yu Hongshi, No. 1 special effects in the world". There is also a video that matches the trending search. It was not long ago that he and Ortapis were in the water Chasing, the time when the last thunder struck the opponent to death.

It turned out that someone on the other side of the Huangpu River saw it, but everything happened too fast, and there was nothing else to be seen except that a figure was struck by lightning.However, this incident made the people in the relevant departments look like a filming crew, and then combined with the previous blockade of the park, it slowly became like this. Now everyone is waiting for the release of this blockbuster special effects movie.

Yu Hongshi curled his lips, "I dug so many holes, when did I say that I would fill them in?"

Yang Li took the mobile phone and recalled it carefully, as if he had never said it, "No, just say whether you will go or not."

Yu Hongshi was amused, "There are so many singers and musicians in the Battle of the Peak, it doesn't matter if I'm there or not. Director Jiang just wants to catch the heat?"

Yang Li shook his head, "No, the program team is a little out of sorts now, after the theme of the last trip, this time it was supposed to go to the plateau, but who knew that the weather suddenly became bad, and the sandstorm blew for several days In addition, more than a dozen guests suffered from altitude sickness at the same time, which made the crew even worse. In addition, the biggest player Ye Xianglun returned to Taiwan because of family affairs, and he didn't know when he would come back. So Director Jiang wanted to invite you, the hottest one at present!"

"It's such a coincidence, hehe, I'm not interested, so I told him that I'm busy filming and let him solve it by himself. If it's a big deal, we'll suspend one episode, and then we will have a special program to introduce the hard work and dedication of the program team, and describe this career Be taller and let those fans see how hard their older brothers and sisters work."

Yu Hongshi came up with ideas almost heartlessly, but Yang Li called Director Jiang truthfully.

But when it comes to acting, he also has an idol drama to be filmed as the male second. Well, it’s not about Yang Li, but Jiang Zhenzu is still in that crew, you and Si Teng Lani can negotiate a deal, and The general will definitely talk about friendship.

(End of this chapter)