Come to Earth, be civilized!

Chapter 302 Time is like water, time is like a song

Practice!Practice!Continue to practice!Persevere in practicing!

The battle with the Fallen King Kong gave him a taste of the sweetness of having a strong foundation and being able to control energy. No wonder so many people say that castles in the air are not strong enough. Energy seems to be inextricably linked to rules. If it is not cultivated by oneself, it will have a little bit of wildness.

Now the problems that should be solved are basically solved, and the rest is nothing more than to seize all the time to practice, so that when fighting against the Taim, they can smash them without relying on soul gems.

When you concentrate on one thing, other problems will pass by you like a streamer.

Time is advancing rapidly, and there are many major events at home and abroad, and teams from various countries have also fought several battles at the gate of another world.The relationship between Yu Zunbao and Ai Jiajia was going very smoothly. Yu Hongshi also attended the wedding of the two, and even followed them secretly.

Not long after, Yu Hongsi was born, and he pinched little Yu Hongsi's cheek, which was so refreshing, um, maybe it's only at this time that he can bully her.

Then Wang Mengmeng was born, Yu Hongshi arrived in time, and threw his soul into it before Wang Mengmeng uttered his first cry.Wang Mengmeng's family is very happy. Her mother is a chemistry teacher and her father is a truck driver. When she was born, her father sweated and ran into the hospital. She looked simple and manly, which was in line with the general perception of men in Huaguo in the past, although it was not How handsome, but not oily or milky at all.

After looking at it for a while, Yu Hongshi made sure there was no problem and then left, because he would be born in a few years, and now he had an idea and was hesitating.

He intends to copy one part of his memory from when he was sensible to when he went to the Avatar world, and then split his soul into two parts. One part continues to grasp the general direction outside, and the other part enters his body to ensure that the body follows the step by step history. go on.

The splitting of the soul has disadvantages. It will weaken one's own strength, interfere with one's emotions, and reduce the resistance to spells. The split soul may also form an independent personality. Is this personality an enemy? Netizens can't tell clearly, in short, there are various disadvantages.

If it is good, it may be that it is not easy to handle when others want to kill you completely.

But doing so at this time is a last resort. He has not yet figured out what the problem is due to the changes in history. If he limits his scope of action to daily aspects at this time, he may completely lose control of the current situation.So he can only do this. Fortunately, he has enough time to make up for everything.

There will be no enemies in a short period of time, so the weakening of strength can be made up by training again.Spell resistance is negligible, because there are no mage enemies in this world.Emotional interference can be ignored. He who is familiar with history knows when he can't look at it, as long as he avoids it.

As for the possibility of splitting the soul to produce an independent personality, he thought of a way, which is to copy the memory and seal it into the body of the split soul. The seal will gradually weaken over time, and a little bit of memory will be unsealed , and this memory will grow instead of the split soul, making it mistakenly think that this is his own idea.

It is impossible for a soul without growth to produce an independent personality, just like writing a set of fixed programs for a computer to make it run meticulously.

In this way, it can ensure that there will be no differences in history, and it can also prevent the emergence of independent personalities. It is definitely a way to kill two birds with one stone.

The only possible problem is the moment when he got the soul gem. Although Yu Hongshi is a qualified mage now, the impact on the soul will definitely not be able to withstand the baptism of the soul gem.

So the moment before he got the gem, Yu Hongshi had to get the gem first, and ordered the gem not to reveal his design, so that nothing could go wrong.

But it's not troublesome, after all, he is the owner of the soul gem, so he just needs to grasp the time well.

Yu Hongshi is a cautious person, and he will do it when he thinks about it. After going through the plan dozens of times in his mind, he starts to split his soul.

This is definitely a crazy experience, just like in class, you obviously want to study hard, but there are sophons typing and taunting you in front of you, and it seems like hundreds of teachers are scratching the blackboard desperately in your ears. In addition, you ate expired stinky tofu and played a symphony of joy in your stomach!

vomit!
Yu Hongshi was paralyzed, and it took him a whole month to float in the mirror space before he regained his mobility. From this, he was sure that Voldemort was indeed a psychopath!
The process of self-cultivation was very long, and it took Yu Hongshi a full year to re-enter the right track of cultivation, and he put various seals on the split soul while improving himself.

Time returned to calm again, Yu Hongshi didn't look for the general again, he just practiced every day and watched Lao Wu drink and brag with Yu Zunbao occasionally, the tempers of the two seemed to be in harmony.

"Old Wu, I plan to retire."

Yu Zunbao started with a sentence that went straight to the point, but Lao Wu couldn't control it and sprayed him in the face.

"Is it because you were hurt by the shadow last time?"

Lao Wu asked with concern, but Yu Hongshi was dumbfounded, what the hell!What did you miss during the time when you tore your soul?He actually missed Sombra's first deflated battle?
Yu Zunbao shook his head, "That injury has healed long ago, but... Jiajia quarreled with me yesterday, saying that I was too busy with work every day to even notice that the baby's milk bottle was cold."

Old Wu was stunned, but also a little helpless, "Then I can't blame you, last time I had a mission suddenly, the situation is urgent."

"But when I went back, when I heard the baby crying, I turned to the bottle and didn't even test the temperature. That's my problem."

Lao Wu poured a glass of wine for Yu Zunbao, "For that mission, a group of people's brains were blown out, why are you upset and irritable, and you still have the mood to test the temperature of the milk."

"This is the problem. Taking care of children is a matter that requires a lot of patience and energy. I can no longer balance the two sides. People always have to give up. Anyone can say beautiful things. If you ask me, I can also say that I am willing to sacrifice for the country and for all mankind. But only when I actually encounter it will I understand how difficult it is..."

Lao Wu put down his wine glass, was silent for a moment and said with a wry smile: "I understand, it is very difficult for ordinary people not to be frightened in the face of monsters, let alone let them charge forward knowing that they will die! What's more... ...You have rushed more than once, so that's it, I will help you submit your retirement application."

"Thank you."

Ding, the two wine glasses collided, and they spilled a lot of wine...

Yu Hongshi flew away with his eyes closed, and was finally calmed down by the wind when he reached a thousand meters in the air.

If the soul wants to cry, it is not enough to be emotionally excited, so the current situation is that Yu Hongshi is moved and wants to cry, but he can't squeeze out any tears, which makes him want to go crazy!
Unexpectedly, the impact of split souls on emotions is so serious. Isn't it just two old men complaining to each other, isn't the crisis of middle-aged men unable to balance work and family everywhere?Why are you crying!
It's just that no matter how Yu Hongshi told himself, the sadness still lingered in his heart for a whole hour, which was outrageous.

He admired Voldemort more and more. After his soul was split once, his emotions were so difficult to control, and he would even be moved by some trivial daily things. How did Voldemort, who split several times, go on the evil path?
He even doubted that if there was even one person who was kind to Voldemort at that time, would he be taken on another right path? Well, it would be better to be a fool, a president of the devil and a script of Mary Sue. .

In this way, Yu Zunbao retired. After retirement, Yu Zunbao really had more time and was able to take better care of Yu Hongsi. The family pig farm was also doing well.

But this person, when he is free, he thinks about making trouble... Three years later, Ai Jiajia became pregnant, and Yu Hongshi was about to come out.

Watching her mother's entire pregnancy process, Yu Hongshi always had all kinds of complicated emotions churning in his heart, just like watching a family ethics drama with hundreds of episodes.

At the same time, Yu Hongshi also felt awkward, my mother, you are pregnant with me now, can we take a maternity leave first, and go to fuck alien monsters while pregnant, what are you planning to do?
I didn't know about it before, but now it's a bit crazy to look at it. Ai Jiajia seems to work harder than Yu Zunbao, and none of the various tasks on the European team is left behind.

In addition, Yu Hongshi also knew that he had made a mistake in blaming the Taim people in the matter of pulling wool, well, at least at this time he was wrong.

Ai Jiajia was accidentally selected by Jianbei to join the European team when she was doing business in other places. She really didn't know Yu Zunbao at that time. The specific time was after the battle of Fallen King Kong. We have never cooperated before, so the two sides have no chance to know each other.

When Ai Jiajia gradually became pregnant, it was also the time when she condensed the belief in the archangel of the magic weapon. As for the issue of belief, it is also quite strange.Others regard gods and Buddhas as beliefs, but she is lucky. She took the realization of "maternal love" as a belief, which really made her succeed.

Moreover, her Archangel, the magic weapon of faith, is also very special. Simply put, it is a healing magic weapon, but not everyone can be cured, it depends on the friendship between the other party and Ai Jiajia.

The closer the person is to Ai Jiajia, the better the healing effect will be. When it acts on itself, it is almost immortal. As long as it does not turn into ashes in an instant, it can almost reach the level of Wolverine, and the effect on the child is The level of invulnerability.

"No wonder I never got sick for more than a day when I was young!" Yu Hongshi sighed. He really thought it was because of his exercise since he was a child.

And Yu Hongshi did not see the process of Ai Jiajia's transfer from the European team to the Asian team. After all, any internal problems were discussed in the relevant bases, and it was not convenient for Yu Hongshi to go in so as not to be discovered by the black ball.

But Ai Jiajia knew about it when she retired...

The same hot pot restaurant, the same old Wu, the same wine glasses.

Ai Jiajia looked at Lao Wu with a haggard face, "My girl called her daddy yesterday."

Old Wu rolled his eyes, "Pregnant women shouldn't drink alcohol, drink orange juice, and it has to be hot. Well, what are you talking about? How old is your girl, isn't it normal to call her daddy?"

"It's not normal. She has more affection when she calls her father than when she calls her mother. It must be because I am always busy with work, so I let that shameless person take the lead!"

Old Wu: "..."

"I used to think that being transferred to the Asian team would allow me to take care of my family and my career, but now I see that's not the case at all. I plan to retire."

Old Wu pursed his lips, feeling a little uncomfortable, but still sighed: "I understand that the girl is growing up day by day, and this child is a little troublemaker. You have to be busy with business and deal with monsters desperately. It’s a big belly! It’s really not suitable, okay, I’ll help you pass the application for retirement.”

Ai Jiajia picked up the wine glass, "Old Wu, I respect you!"

Yu Hongshi looked at the scene in front of him and wanted to cry, but he felt a little sympathetic to Lao Wu, and it was embarrassing for you to keep a secret for these two.

With a sigh, he took out the camera he had prepared long ago, and recorded this scene with a click.Either to keep some black history, or let them be more considerate of Lao Wu's difficulties in the future.

This sympathy diluted the emotion, and made Yu Hongshi's situation better this time than last time.And it made him look forward to Yu Hongsi's retirement all of a sudden!

Time moved forward again, and it was finally the day when he was born. Yu Hongshi had been guarding since the early morning. Yu Zunbao, a coward, was waiting in the corridor with Yu Hongsi in his arms, and he didn't dare to go in and look.

"It's now!"

Before he uttered his first cry, Yu Hongshi threw the split and sealed soul into it, and so far, baby Yu Hongshi was born.

Seeing Yu Hongsi Le's saliva drooling, Yu Hongshi curled his lips in disdain. Is this because he is happy because someone can bully him in the future?

The joy of the family soon infected Yu Hongshi. In order not to lose his mind because of his emotions, Yu Hongshi flew into the sky again. He found that when you look at Yun Juan Yun Shu, you can calm down more or less. The sun, when the light shines on the body, a different kind of joy wells up in my heart, it is very warm.

Logically speaking, he in the soul body should not feel the warmth of the sun so intuitively. After thinking for a moment, Yu Hongshi understood that this feeling came from the split half of the soul.

This was somewhat beyond Yu Hongshi's expectations, and he did not expect that the split souls could perceive each other.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is forcing me to be pure-hearted!"

Yu Hongshi shook his head helplessly. Even if he has not obtained any supernatural power, he will not underestimate his own wisdom. If there are too many emotions that do not belong to him, it is hard to say whether it will cause the perception of splitting souls. If a second personality is born, it will be another trouble.

"It seems that I can't continue watching." Yu Hongshi immediately decided to find a place to meditate, away from everything in the world that could make him emotionally fluctuate.

The first thing Yu Hongshi thought of was Mount Qingcheng where the general was, but when he arrived, the general had already left.He was not polite either, and directly occupied the former house of the general.

Life has settled down again, and nearly a year has passed. Yu Hongshi gradually mastered the trick of shielding the emotions from the split soul, and at the same time it was time to leave the customs, because Li Shiqing was born.

Mentioning Li Shiqing, Yu Hongshi unconsciously thought of Zhang Cheng. This uncle is really brave enough to lead a girl to survive in the last days. In fact, he can consider recruiting her into the relevant department after everything recovers.

Thinking about his future plans, Yu Hongshi did not delay in returning Li Shiqing's soul, but to his surprise, he ran into a general in the hospital.

"Why are you here? Ben Li Shiqing?"

Sitting with his legs crossed in the garden of the backyard of the inpatient department, Jiang Chen looked lazily similar to You Lu.

The general tidied up the sweater on his body, and glanced at him with a bit of disgust, "Stay away from me, others will send me to a mental hospital if they see me talking to the air."

Yu Hongshi sat cross-legged beside him indifferently, "Tell me, what do you think? I went to Qingcheng Mountain to look for you, but you were gone. Did you go to see Wang Mengmeng?"

The general looked at him in surprise, but he didn't hide it, "Yes, look at the two of them."

Yu Hongshi narrowed his eyes slightly, with a look of 'I finally see you clearly', "They're not even five years old, you beast!"

The general didn't mean to joke with him at all, he leaned back on the bench and looked up at the sky, "How should I explain it to you?"

Yu Hongshi restrained his smile and thought for a while, "Is it troublesome? I can't take the blow right now. If you're not in a hurry, you can wait until I finish the Taim and take back the split soul."

The general looked him up and down, and then turned his head to look in the distant direction. Yu Hongshi knew that that direction was where Yu Zunbao was now.

"You really work hard, okay, let me think about it again. I didn't know that it would involve so much before. Some things really can't be done casually. Alas, not only the world is sophisticated, but the rules are also the same!"

Yu Hongshi: "???"

Can we not be riddlers?

But since it involves rules, Yu Hongshi dare not ignore it, but he can't do anything for a while, so he can only continue to practice. After all, there is nothing wrong with being strong.

The general was silent for a moment and then asked: "Your friend who knows the time well, why don't you ask him for me?"

"How to ask?"

"I'll write a letter, just give it to him!"

Yu Hongshi looked at him strangely, "Is it so important? You can't solve it even after integrating all your abilities?"

"It's not a question of whether it can be solved, but how to solve a better problem."

"You are so cautious, is it harmful to me?" Yu Hongshi asked suspiciously.

"Depending on what you think, the damage can't be said."

"This is the first time I've seen you yelling and yelling. It's not fun at all." Yu Hongshi waved for a pen and paper, "Write quickly!"

The general lowered his head to write and then looked up, "Don't peek, it's for your own good, it's none of my business to be really stimulated!"

"Don't worry, I know you have nothing to do with the rain!" Yu Hongshi turned his head away angrily, but he was thinking in his heart when the gate to another world in the Marvel Cinematic Universe would open, counting the time...it should have already opened.

However, there is no need to worry about this matter. The other world gate is too close to the black ball, and he will only be discovered if he passes by. He happened to know an opportunity. Temporarily moved to another place, he only needs to take advantage of that time to enter the gate of another world to see Gu Yi.

"Hiss, it will be another long time. It seems that there is nothing else to do except practice and wait."

Hearing Yu Hongshi's exclamation, the general folded the paper and gave it to him, "Isn't it good to have time to practice? It's better than fighting with the help of soul gems all the time! The matter of the fallen King Kong was good before, you see, relying on your own Ability can be regarded as a strong person."

Yu Hongshi took the paper and stuffed it into a cage created by a secret method, "Thank you for your compliment, what about Wang Mengmeng and Li Shiqing?"

"I'll keep an eye on it, don't worry, even if you want to do anything, you'll have to deal with the Taim people." The general waved his hand in disgust.

Yu Hongshi had no choice but to turn around and fly away. Although he didn't know the reason, he knew that the general had already discovered it. Since the general didn't find it difficult, it meant that the danger was controllable, and he really didn't need to worry about it.

The sun rose and the sun set, time passed quickly, Yu Hongshi went to elementary school and graduated from elementary school.Go to middle school and graduate from high school.Soon, it was high school again. On this day, Yu Hongshi went out of customs and quickly caught up with Lao Wu, because there was still a month before Yu Hongsi decided to go to Korea, and it was almost time.

Sure enough, Lao Wu is a big wronged person, and anyone who wants to retire will look for him.

However, Yu Hongsi is obviously more tasteful than Yu Zunbao, and the place to meet Lao Wu is Haolong Hotel.

"You're really good at saving money, so you're looking for Daxiong's hotel." Lao Wu sat down with a smile, picked up the menu, and ordered all the most expensive dishes, regardless of whether he ate or not.

Yu Hongsi is now wearing a casual shirt and sports pants. She looks fresh and pure, with a hint of gloom between her brows, not at all as gorgeous as she was after returning from Korea.

"Big Bear is too embarrassed to speak, so let me speak for him."

Lao Wu opened a bottle of [-] wine and filled his goblet, "I see, those who didn't know thought you were together, ha ha!"

"What a cold joke."

"This is not a joke. Everyone knows that Big Bear and him have been chasing you, and you are the only one in the entire base playing dumb."

Yu Hongsi paused for a moment, "I'm not pretending to be stupid, it's just that my heart is full, and I can't pretend to be anything else."

Lao Wu said while picking out the eyeball of a fish and eating it, "Don't be so literary, if I knew that his death would make you so discouraged, I would definitely rush forward, and I can't let you My child... hiss, these fish eyeballs are tasteless."

Yu Hongshi saw a tear in the corner of Lao Wu's eye that was wiped away without a trace, but Yu Hongsi didn't see it from the angle of Yu Hongsi, so he said to himself, "I'm sorry for letting so many years of patriotic education go to waste. My mind is full of him now, I can’t even think of any other meanings. A few days ago, I was watching TV at home, just for a moment, I looked down and found that I was holding a fruit knife in my hand, and the blade was resting on my wrist..."

Lao Wu paused, his lips trembled slightly, and then continued to pick up vegetables, "This seems to be a state of depression, should we see a psychiatrist, we can find the most authoritative one."

"I've seen it two days ago." Yu Hongsi stroked the broken hair on her forehead, "I prescribed some medicine, and it probably won't be cured in a short time, and I can't perform tasks in this state."

Old Wu nodded, "So Ye Daxiong also wants to retire, because he wants to take care of you?"

Yu Hongsi was suddenly happy, "Although I'm depressed, I'm a soldier of the relevant department anyway, so I won't be taken advantage of so easily! I'm planning to go to Korea. He liked to watch girl groups with long legs before he was alive. Bounce, I'm going to be a girl group."

Old Wu laughed and poured wine for Yu Hongsi, "You can play as you like, we will inform the South Korean side, and the agents there will also be at your disposal, so just be happy... It's just a pity, Big Bear."

Yu Hongsi took a sip of the red wine, "Da Xiong is the only son in the family, and he almost died last time. I heard that he hugged his mother and cried all afternoon after returning home, hehe."

"Hahahahaha!" Lao Wu's face flushed with laughter, and tears came out, "I didn't expect that guy to have such a side, thanks to his bravery when fighting monsters."

Yu Hongsi followed suit and nodded, "Yes, people are complicated. Speaking of it...it's almost the same. He also has two first-class merits."

Old Wu took a deep breath and nodded, "Okay, I'll help you hand in your retirement application. It's just that your parents don't want you to be in a girl group, right?"

Lao Wu suddenly changed his voice and mentioned that his parents made Yu Hongsi unable to adapt, but he still said: "I definitely don't agree, not only they don't agree, but my idiot Oududou probably won't agree either."

Yu Hongshi made gestures to Yu Hongsi in the mirror space...

"Then what do you do? Come on? Don't make the relationship so stiff."

"It's okay, it's better to break up the relationship, so that if something happened to me in South Korea, they won't be too sad."

The corner of Lao Wu's mouth twitched, isn't he sad?I'm afraid they didn't go directly to South Korea to start a killing spree!

"But it's a pity, there is no way to return the boots to you, they belong to the owner."

"Come on, it's all turned into high-heeled boots. If you return it, what can we still wear? You should wear those things to dance. By the way, tell Big Bear to come down. Now that you have retired, the enhanced suit must be have to back down."

After a while, a man who was half a head shorter than Yu Hongshi went downstairs and entered the private room. Yu Hongshi recognized him at a glance. He had appeared when they were filming variety shows at Haolong Hotel. He was the boss here, but he did not Think of it as a former retiree.

Yu Hongshi didn't listen to what they said, didn't take pictures, and felt like crying, but fortunately, from the perspective of historical development, Yu Hongsi's disease should be cured very well, at least he looked normal after returning from Korea.

Yu Hongshi had actually thought about trying to save Yu Hongsi's lover whom he had never met, but... the risk was too great for him to take the risk.

Yu Hongshi sat on a trash can in the lobby of the hotel, feeling a little depressed. He used to not understand why the Flash still went to save his mother in the comics when he knew the danger of changing history, but now he understands.

Fortunately, fortunately, he didn't have to face such an embarrassing situation yet!
Yu Hongshi adjusted his mood and was about to leave. When he looked up, he happened to see several girls walking into the hotel talking and laughing. One of them was immature and charming, with a grinning expression, his throat could be seen with his mouth.

Yang Li... Oh yes, now is her most embarrassing and anxious girl group period, I saw her approaching the trash can talking and laughing, Yu Hongshi turned sideways, and she threw the finished Pepsi into the trash can.

At that moment, the distance between the two was less than half a meter, and Yang Li's breath could hit Yu Hongshi's face.

It's so risky, I almost subconsciously kiss her...

(End of this chapter)